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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Scorpio
Scorpio
Seanthehedgehog presents.

A story that takes place in San Franciscolt.

Dirty Harry.

It was a wonderful, and sunny dia when a pónei, pônei with a sniper rifle was looking at a mare swimming. The pónei, pônei with the rifle was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the topo, início of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.

With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out of her body, and into the swimming pool looking like red paint being washed off a brush.

Half an hora later, a pónei, pônei was walking. This pónei, pônei was known as Harry Calahan, but most ponies refer to him as, Dirty Harry. He was good at his job, which was being a detective. The way he does things make him loose cannon, which is how he likes it.

After walking up 20 flights of stairs, Harry got to where he was, the roof where the mare was killed. He examined the crime scene, and saw the bullet in the body. He took it out carefully, and put it in a plastic bag marked evidence. Then he walked back downstairs.

A few hours later

Police Captain: Take a assento Harry
Harry: *sits down*
Police Captain: I'm going to breef you on a pónei, pônei that has been wanted for a while. They call him Scorpio, and he sent us a letter.
Harry: What does it say?
Police Captain: The letter says, I want $150,000. If I don't get it in a few days, mais ponies will die.
Harry: Only loser would do something like that.
Police Captain: Why the fuck do you call every criminal a loser?
Harry: They're too poor to do anything good, so they cause crime.
Police Captain: Yep, sure. That's all I need you for Harry, I'll call you if I need anything else.
Harry: *walks out of office*

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Harry
Well, even though the main story is over, the interview is still gonna happen. Let's take a look at this informative (yet funny or embarrassing) interview!

Celestia (as interviewer): So, Mark, you seem to have become popular!

AJ: You betcha! He's a lifesaver-and a real sweetheart!

Me: *blushing* Well, I....

Rainbow: (jumping in out of nowhere): Hiya! Can I cadastrar-se in?

Celestia: Sweet apples! Be my guest! So, how do you feel about Pinkie Pie? I assume we know how you feel about AJ.

Me: She's ok, she does make the best cupcakes! Hit me, Pinkie!

Pinkie: Okey dokey Loki!

Me: So good! I'd like to invite Rarity...
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The last solstice

Chapter 1: New recruit

What the feno am I even doing here? the thought passes through the stallion’s mind. He’s alone, in a large room. The sunrays shine through the gótico windows, bathing the sparkling marble floor in lightness, while the ceiling remains in the shadows, for it’s so up high. The royal blue stallion looks around the premise for the hundredth time. The atmosphere is formal but friendly. Four leather couches. A mesa, tabela in the middle. Fresh flowers. And deadly calmness. The thick walls of Canterlot castelo snuff out every noise coming from the outside. It’s...
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posted by RavenVillanueva
"When a crown is stolen from the Crystal Empire, Twilight Sparkle pursues the thief into an alternate world where she transforms into a teenage girl who must survive her biggest challenge yet… high school. With help from her new friends who remind her of Ponyville’s Applejack, Rarity, arco iris, arco-íris Dash, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy, she embarks upon a quest to find the crown and change the destiny of these two parallel worlds."

mais Details: link
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con had to follow, those two ponies that were chasing Whataspy in a different car, since they saw his Special.

Thumper: I think were being followed.
Bambi: No were not. Relax were almost there.
Con: These houses are nice.

The two soon went into their house, and Con teleported into it

Bambi: We have someone intruding!
Con: No I'm not, I just thought I could ask some questions.
Thumper: *hits Con*
Con: Catch me if you can earth ponies *teleports to swimming pool*
Bambi: Where did he go?
Thumper: Who cares? We don't have to worry about him anymore.
Bambi: What if he's still inside?
Con: They have an...
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The seguinte dia in school, everypony started to stare at Cadence with a nasty look. Cadence turned red of embarresment. "So ya have the guts to cone to school after calling Chrysalis a bully!" said a colt. Cadence got mad. "She is a bully! She is always mean to me!" she shouted out. "Oh yeah? When?!" said another mare. "Ummmmm.." mumbled Cadence, trying to find a lie. "Liar!" said a potro, colt as he walked away. Cadence ran to the Mares' bathroom crying, and she spotted Chrysalis in the bathroom too.

Chrysalis: Why are you crying Cadence?
Cadence: YOU! *stands up* YOU RUINED MY LIFE!
Chrysalis: *confused*...
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Hello everypony! Today I will tell you guys about things I have in common with the mane 6.

Applejack: I am honest at school. I really like helping people out. I am also not afraid to get dirty.

Pinkie Pie: I am a hyper person on the inside, but on the outside, I am very quiet. I never talk in class. I am funny when I am with my BFF.

Rarity: I amor to draw and design things. Whenever someone does something for me, I do something back. I also like to give and share.

Twilight Sparkle: I am very smart at school and I never got a 1 or 2 in my denunciar card. I amor to read. I have the most book points...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Is normal dia In equestria. Pegasus clearing sky to great day. Twilight and pinki pie eating cake in Sugar cube corner but at the same time the sky darkened. Its not a clounds. The sun turns red and the earth plunged into darkness. Then unknow alicorn wstand up from darkness.
Alicorn - hahaha... its started...
Twilight - Who are you and what started!
Alicorn - oh... listin everypony I am King of Shadow Ponies
Twilight - Shadow Ponies?
King of Shadow Ponies - yes you stupid Pony!
Twilight - Oh! I read about Shadow Ponies in my book! Oh no...
Pinki Pie - Whats wrong Twilight
Twilight - Oh no no no no...
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One por one I would see a pegasus fall down in the sky, and every once in a while I saw a griffin fall. "The griffins are winning!" I thought to myself. I flew over to RainbowDash to help her fighting a whole lot of griffins.
"RainbowDash, um, hello?" I called over as I flew towards her.
"What?" Rainbowdash said. Her attention drew away from fighting to where I was flying. A griffin clawed at her face leaving a big scratch. "How stupid of my self!" I thought. I dashed over to help fight.
"Listen, this isn't really a good time to talk, can't you see I'm in the middle of something?" She said...
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This macro you see here is most likely one of, if not THE first image macro(s) in the brony fandom. It spawned a catch phrase that many bronies stand or live by. amor and Tolerance is something that many believe holds our fandom together, and I'm pretty sure most believe the show we amor so much upholds that belief.


My belief, however, is that the term "Love and Tolerance" is getting a bit... overused.


Here's my first point of reasoning: I don't remember a single instance where the show mentions "Tolerance," or tells us to practice it. Love, yes, but not tolerance.
Think about it. Every...
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posted by pikachu700
Pinkie pie: what are you doing in my bedroom *grabs chainsaw*
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild animais and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt por them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
to be continued
posted by AquoMoon
As arco iris, arco-íris Dash and Larxerene battled The colar she was wearing started to glow and turn to the Element of Loyalty colar she worn to defeat Nightmare Moon and Discord. So when it flashed on to arco iris, arco-íris Dash's neck with out arco iris, arco-íris knowing she shot out a giant arco iris, arco-íris purple beam at Larxereene and she was defeated.

"Huh what just happened my element is here, wait how?" said arco iris, arco-íris Dash,"You got so lucky here the stinken card," screamed Larxereene and summoned the corridor of Darkness and got out of room."So we better get moving before she comes back," said Twilight,"Yeah come on y'all lets...
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posted by clancker1223
You wanna know one of my biggest pet peeves on bronies? Bronies who are judgmental.

Bronies who are so judgmental annoy me so much! Want proof that bronies can be judgmental? Remember when Alicorn Twilight was first introduced?

Yeah. Bronies begin to flip their shit. "OMG! TWILIGHT CANNOT BE AN ALICORN!!! IT'S THE END OF BRONIES!!!"

This has happened mais than once. Here is a list of these so-called "End of the bronies" events: Cadance being introduced, Derpy being censored, Discord being refined, Alicorn Twilight, and Equestria Girls.

And now, it's happening with EQG 2: arco iris, arco-íris Rocks. I can...
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added by karinabrony
Source: Equestria Daily
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, and Lola went to the nearest airport, which wasn't near them at all. It took them several hours to get there, and por the time they did arrive, it was no longer dark outside.

Con: *Stops car seguinte to building*
Lola: *About to leave car*
Con: Wait here. *Leaves car, and walks to old pony*
Old Pony: G'day mate. Can I help you with anything?
Con: How much for the cargo plane?

Ten minutos later

Con: *Starts up airplane*
Lola: How much did you give him?
Con: Forty grand. He wanted you at first, but I gave him the money, and he changed his mind. *Gets plane on runway*
Lola: *Does nothing*
Con: *Takes off*...
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i am a nopony..someone who is invisible to the public...like i never existed...why was i even born,i mean there's no use for somepony like me...its hopeless...i will forever be alone,i felt as though i was only created to experience pain,i almost committed suicide,but if it wasnt for my family's love,i would be dead right now,but still in this wretched place...i was practically dead anyway so whats the use?
~~~ ~~~ ~~~

"(ugh...the school year,again)" i grit my teeth as my mom and i circled through the markets to buy new school supplies,going through stall to stall with busy ponies roaming around...in...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In another part of Brazil, the Militia was getting ready for Mr. Black's plan.

Hola: *Walks in* All the money is in your car sir.
Mr. Black: Great. Now, we must get to Casino Royale in Paris, but first I have a plan for you.
Hola: What?
Mr. Black: We need mais money, so get us some in Maredagascar. Place some bets on the ponies that are having animais fighting.
Hola: How do I know which one to choose?
Mr. Black: You'll know for sure. And, if you lose, steal the money. Once you get it, meet Der Cheif at the train yard. Our train will leave for Paris in five days.
Hola: Affirmative.

Two, and a half...
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The story starts out off with Master Sword, the anti-hero who often does crazy, possibly psychotic, antics, mostly cause it's funny to watch him for. But he still has mais good traits than bad ones. He's even married to Derpy now, and is a surprisingly good father to Derpy's adopted daughter Dinky. That's what makes his crazy antics all the funnier, he's still a likable guy at heart, and still a hero.

Currently Sword is seen dangeriously throwing a large bowling ball onto his and Derpy's roof, trying to knock down a frisbee he trapped up there. ''Damn it so close'' Sword groaned to himself....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, EQD
The ending is reusing a scene from Season 1.. Just amor using it..

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Derpy: Well... That was scary.

Saten: Yeah.. But we still need a lift.. Lets ask her.

Carly Jade: (walking by) Who me?

Saten: Yeah.. Mind giving us a lift to the air port?

Carly: Sure kid, just let me put my lawn trimmings in the trunk.. (puts a suspicious looking body bag into the tronco, porta-malas of her car).

Derpy: Saten.. I -I think that was a body.

Saten: Yeah, I thought so two, but than she said it was lawn trimmings, gotta learn to listen Derpy.

AT THE TRAIN STATION:

Derpy:...
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