Slycall part 5 - my little pónei, pônei - a amizade é mágica - fanpop

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Vetrice was walking upstairs for a minute, then he got to his destination.

Con: What is he up to?
Vetrice: *sets up sniper rifle*
blue headed griffon: *Watching*

Snow: *packing bags*
P: You know where to go?
Snow: Yes. Why do you want me to watch after Con again?
P: He didn't really pass his test.

Vetrice: *loads gun*
Con: *sneaks up*
Vetrice: *sees reflection on mirror*
Con: *kicks Vetrice*
blue headed griffon: *runs*
Vetrice: *shoots window*
Con: *takes gun*
Vetrice: *hits Con*
Con: *hits Vetrice with gun*
Vetrice: *falls toward broken window*
Con: *pushes Vetrice*
Vetrice: *goes over ledge*
Con: *grabs vetrice*
Vetrice: eehh
Con: *takes manifest* Who are you working for?!
Vetrice: *losing grip*
Con: Tell me, and you'll live!!
Vetrice: *falls* IT'S A MEXICAAAAAANNN!
Con: A mexican. That's a lot of info.

After Vetrice died, Con told P about what happened. He was told to go to a casino in Bangkok, and find a griffon there.

At the casino

Snow: *waiting*
Con: What are you doing here?
Snow: They're making me watch you if I wanna stay in the field.
Con: I'm ready this time *walks to cashier* I'd like to cash in these chips that I stole.
korean mare: *speaking korean* Here *gives Con $88,000*
Con: Thank you.
Snow: You doing some gambling?
Con: Hell yes.
Blue Headed Griffon: *watching*

Three korean ponies suddenly walked in. What did they want?

The seguinte part to be posted, which will be tomorrow.

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Of Cutie Marks and Curses: Chapter 2: Poisoned maçã, maçã, apple

posted by MinervaHoot

Continuation to Drawing Destiny. I got bored, so yeah. Just like the anterior installment, its based on creepypastas, mais specifically Jeff the Killer. Please comment and stuff.
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Rarity's funeral was a week after her remains were found. Twilight had discovered the corpse in the boutique when she had gone searching for a type of gem to use in a spell. Hidden behind a sofá she discovered Sweetie Belle. She had bloodshot eyes and was trembling uncontrolablly. Twilight, the Royal Guards, even Princess Celestia had all attempted to interview the traumatized filly, but it was all in vane. After...

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Leaked My Little pónei, pônei Friendship is magic extended introduction lyrics.

posted by eeveegirl95

My Little Pony,
My Little pónei, pônei ,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
(My Little Pony)
I used to wander what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until you all shared this magic with me.
When I was young I was to busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.
But my little ponies you opened up my eyes.
And now the truth is crystal clear as spendid summer skies.
And it's such a wonderful surprise.
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until you all shared its magic with me.
When danger...

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Finally! Sweetie Belle's magic!

added by tinkerbell66799

Source: my little pony - a amizade é mágica

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My Little pónei, pônei Mafias Are Dangerous episode 1 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done por Disneyfan333

Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done by Disneyfan333

Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No pónei, pônei can drink alcoholic beverages. Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan. The Ponyville mafia was lead por arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and Dan. The Manehattan mafia was lead por a pónei, pônei named Nickel Lesscage. A russian mafia lead por Boris. A Mexican Mafia lead por John who somehow survived being killed por a flaming sattelite. The Japanese mafia is lead por an alicorn named Fuku,...

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Ponies RULE!

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TROLOLOLOLOLO!

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Awesome pónei, pônei pics

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Awesome pónei, pônei pics

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Dump

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Tomorrow Always Dies part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The famous spy of the Central Intelligence Of Equestria has returned!

The story begins at a Mexican airbase.

P: What do you see?
Con: Other then rain, and explosive weapons from communists?
P: Ach. mais serious then I thought.
S: Hang on, there's a pónei, pônei there that looks familiar.
P: Yeah, isn't that Snails?
Con: I see him too.
Snails: Get all these weapons to our base in Las Pegasus as soon as possible!
Mexican pony98: Yes sir.
Con: We have to get rid of those weapons *shoots nuclear missile*
Moneybit: What the fuck is he doing?
P: His job.
mexicans: *shoot at Con*
Con: *kills three mexicans*
S: Con,...

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The last solstice - Chapter 9: Doubts

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 9: Doubts

The process is very slow, like cruising out of a dark tunnel. First, he hears muffled sounds. Everything’s quieted down. There’s no sign of battle. Then he can form coherent thoughts. The air is weird… stuffy, yet somehow refreshing at the same time. It’s quite ambivalent. Strange wafts are trying to get near his mind. The smell billows around his awakening consciousness. Is that… perfume?

The symbolic light at the end of the tunnel grows brighter, as the fog starts to break up. The stallion attempts to collect his thoughts. His heavy eyelids open...

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The New Era... PART 11

posted by SomeoneButNoone

On Battlefield (ok mais on west from battlefield I can say on battlefield camp)
Dan : Ok Anyone dont have they tent?
NightFire - I dont
FireDash - I dont
TearDrop - I dont
Cherry - I dont
Tulip - I dont
Shadow - I dont
Dan - *facehoof* uhhh my bad Ok well Shadow Me NightFire FireDash and TearDrop in this tent *points at big tent* cereja and Tulip... congratulations you have your own tent that last *points at small tent*
In Boys (and TearDrop) Tent
Shadow - *drink beer*
NightFire - *talk with TearDrop*
FireDash - *to Dan* soo is only taining yes?
Dan - yes... OK Fuck it I lied Is War What you gonna do
FireDash...

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The Succubus pt.1

posted by mariofan14

*So sorry I've never made any major appearances around this club for a while now. I hope to make it up with this story, though. Enjoy.*

It was a great dia in the Crystal Empire, and all the citizens that gleamed brightly there were having a good day. Yes, they too had their own errands to attend to, but they were still having a good time. por day, they would be filled with energy. por night, they would be fast asleep. But there would be one creepy night for their prince, Shining Armour, because something's going to get him.

One day, when he was making a trip around the castle, he accidentally bumped...

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MLP Mafias Are Dangerous episode 2 part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I was relaxing when Dan came to me.

Sean: What is it?
Dan: Come with me.
Sean: Ok *follows Dan*
Dan: You shall work with arco iris, arco-íris Dash on a special assignment.
Sean: what is it?
Dan: N2O has just been invented, and I want you two to steal some for the cars of everypony that works here.
Sean: Alright, let's do this.
Rainbow Dash: I'm with you all the way.

So the two of us went toward a comprar that sold Nitrous for cars.

Rainbow Dash: Alright, you steal the nitrous, I'll cover you.
Sean: Sounds good. *walks inside*
Rainbow Dash: *looks for enemies*
Sean: Got it let's go.
Rainbow Dash: *opens door*
Sean:...

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Beyond the Trees of the Everfree ch. 6 prt. 2 Pintail's fight

posted by Dragon4322

Pintail behind armoured car

As Scootaloo went towards the house, General Sky Night motioned for Green Flame to go to the side of the house and enter through the broken window.
Then Night signaled Scootaloo to go to the right and break open the door in the back. ,"I'll wait behind the car sir" Pin Tail told Sky. ,"alright but be ready" the general whispered to Pin.
As the two took their positions and. Began entering, Scootaloo broke the door with a loud bang causing the insane pónei, pônei in the segundo story to take out his heavy machine gun and open fogo at the armored car.
Bullets hit the car alerting the ponies inside to mover the torre, torreta and return fire. Pin Tail got out his bolt-action rifle and pulled back the bolt then pressed it back in and fired a shot near the window frame missing the enemy gun por a few feet.

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Beyond the Trees of the Everfree ch. 5 Scootaloo's midnight escape

posted by Dragon4322

Rainbow Dash in corner

"Well I think I am going to enjoy going to sleep" arco iris, arco-íris Dash says to Scootaloo. "Ha, yeah" the laranja filly says to her sister. "And! .....if you get out of cama I'll know!" The Cyan Pegasus said with a stern look on her face.

"Me?? ...no Dash, I won't" Scoots replied. As both of them went to sleep in seperate rooms, Scootaloo still had one eye open. As she listened to make sure her arco iris, arco-íris sis. Was asleep. She carefully pulled off the blankets and made an effort to be as quiet as possible.

The little Pegasus filly was walking down the hall silently passed her sister's bedroom. She came...

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Yes I did make a title screen! :D

Things were not going well for Equestria after the events of the anterior H.I.P story. A week after the war ended somepony assassinated the mayor of Ponyville. Then stallions started being sexist to mares. Even Doughnut Joe wouldn't let mares in his restaurant, but if they were to buy something Joe would just double the price for what they bought.

Two and a half years later things just got worse, a griffon appeared. It was someone named Gilda, and she seemed pissed, "I've had enough of these ponies. It's time to do something about them." Then she flew off. While doing so arco iris, arco-íris Dash appeared,...

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Of Cutie Marks and Curses: Chapter 1: Drawing Destiny

posted by MinervaHoot

This isnt THE fanfic ive been planning. Its just something that popped into my mind after leitura creepypastas. If I get enough good reviews, ill continue it. Any feedback would be massively appreciated. No descriptive gore.

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I quietly galloped into the boutique, only to see my little sister, Sweetie Belle, sprawled on the floor, sobbing her lit eyes out. Surrounding her were multiple papers emblazed with drawings and doodles. To her left was a box of crayons.
"What's wrong, Sweetie? I thought you'd be with your friends."
She turned to stare at me.
"I was, but then Scootaloo went to help...

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topo, início 5 favorito ponies

posted by btflash

Eh, seen a few people do this, may as well make a list of my own. I mean why not?

Also, I will NOT be putting any of the Mane 6 on this list, 'cause that would be kind of cheating.

#5) Octavia

What can I say? I amor music. It's my absolute favorito part of the show. That being said, Octavia is on this list rather than Vinyl Scratch because I prefer classical música rather than things like dubstep and that sort of thing.
Anyway, back to Octavia. I also like how her character is designed. She has this calm and dignified expression that I think she pulls off better than any pónei, pônei that would attempt...

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Once upon a Fluttershy...pt. 11(Face-Off)

posted by noahnstar1616

.....
I saw the Royal Guards trying their best to defend Canterlot against the changelings.

"We have to get to Princess Celestia", said Twilight.

The hot air balloon landed por the castelo and so did RD and I. We all ran inside the castle. We saw Princess Celestia in the gross, green, sticky, goo on the ceiling.

"Princess", exclaimed Twilight.

"I'm fine, just stop her!"

"It's too late", said queen Chrysalis as she entered the room. "My changeling minions have already took the form of almost every pónei, pônei in Canterlot and Ponyville. And soon, all of Equestria!" She laughed an evil laugh.

"Not if we can...