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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con & Hattan were taking 20 paces, and then it happened.

Con: *fires gun* Where did Hattan go?
Sneak Peak: She forgot ammo for her gun. You'll have to continue the duel with her that way.
Con: Why didn't you tell me?
Sneak Peak: You were concentrating very well, and I didn't wanna disturb that.
Con: You know, I've never killed a midget before. But there's a first time for everything.
Sneak Peak: I'm offended.
Con: Good. *walks inside*
Sneak Peak: *runs to control room*
Con: *looks around* What kind of a place is this?
Sneak Peak: It's a funhouse. Me & Ms. Scaramanga worked on it together! :3
Con: *shoots mirror* Thought that was Hattan.
Sneak Peak: Save your ammo for when you run into Ms. Scaramanga.
Con: *walks into wild west stage*
manequin: *shoots at Con*
Con: *takes cover*
Sneak Peak: Alright. Now continue.
Con: *walks into mafia stage*
mafia ponies: This town ain't big enough!
Con: *shoots guns*
Sneak Peak: Holy cray! No one has ever shot those armas that fast before.
Con: *walks to final stage* Hattan has to be here somewhere.
Hattan: Can I go there now?
Sneak Peak: Yeah, you're clear!
Con: *gets off stage* I gotta climb down there, and surprise her.
Hattan: *looks for Con*
Sneak Peak: Where did Con go?!
Con: *drops gun*
Hattan: ?
Sneak Peak: *sweats nervously*
Hattan: *looks at statue*
Con: *shoots Hattan*
Sneak Peak: Oh no!!
Berry: I gotta get out of this room *breaks door*
guard: Hey, what are you doing?
Berry: *K.O.'s guard*
Con: Berry!
Berry: Con look! I knocked out someone!
Con: That's great, now get rid of his body quick! We need to leave.
Berry: *dumps body under bed*

The two ponies then left, on Hattan's boat.

Berry: I misunderstood a lot of times. I'm sorry.
Con: Don't be. Many mares like you get jealous at times.
Berry: *kisses Con*
Sneak Peak: *lurks around*
Berry: AAAAAH!
Con: What?
Sneak Peak: BANZAI! *falls with knife*
Con: *dodges knife* You ok Berry?
Berry: I'm fine!
Sneak Peak: *grabs wine bottles*
Con: *grabs suitcase*
Sneak Peak: *throws bottles* Hey! What are you doing?
Con: *stuffs Sneak Peak in suitcase*
Sneak Peak: Ouch! I can't breath!
Berry: *sits on floor watching*
Sneak Peak: You'll be sorry! I may be small, but I'll never forget!

3 minutos later

Berry: What happened?
Con: I tought him a lesson.
Berry: Did you-
Con: Yup.
Berry: *gasps*
Con: Hang on, the phone's ringing. *picks up phone* Hello?
P: Hallo!
Con: What is it?
P: I just wanna know if you killed Hattan.
Con: Hattan is dead.
P: Great! Is Goodnight there?
Con: Let me check... *kisses Berry*
P: Con? Goodnight?
Con: Goodnight P.

And that concludes The Mare With The Golden Gun

Starring

Doughnut Joe.....................................Con Mane
Pinkie Pie............................................P
Azura Alor............................................Hattan Scaramanga
Berry Punch..........................................Berry Goodnight
Scottish pony.............................Constaple Weston B. River
Bonbon.......................................Constaple's wife
Spike...........................................S
Snips............................................Sneak Peak
And Lyra Heartstrings as Miss. Moneybit

The End

Con Mane will return in Nightmare Moonraker
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia returned to their police station. Captain Jefferson was expecting them.

Julia: There's the captain.
Tim: *Stops the car, and backs it into it's parking space* He must have some good news for us. *Stops in the parking space*
Captain Jefferson: *Watching Tim and Julia getting out of the car, and walking towards him*
Tim: *Walking with Julia to the Captain* oi Captain.
Captain Jefferson: I heard you and some officers stopped the Low Riders.
Julia: Yes we did.
Captain Jefferson: That's great, but do me a favor.
Tim: Sure, anything.
Captain Jefferson: Try to stop your suspects without...
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)
added by Jade_23
Source: EquestriaDaily
added by windwakerguy430
Source: MLP
posted by Seanthehedgehog
At Tom's house, Tom was with Master Sword

Tom: Hello everybody. For this episode, we don't have any bloopers for you.
Master Sword: Sad, I know. Tom, you need to screw up mais when we film these episodes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Same to you buddy.
Master Sword: So every time we film an episode without any bloopers, we improvise.
Tom: Sometimes, we'll show an extra skit, but other times, we like to create fake commercials, or just give you the facts.
Master Sword: Let's start with the facts.
Tom: Fact number 1, you're an idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No I'm not! Wait, what are we...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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Please note..

This isn't like my other stories that involve creepy pastas.

This one is fully serious.

But still contains brutal violence and swearing.
So don't read it, if your sensitive to that stuff.

The point of this story is showing how it COULD of been written.

Instead of the twisted comedy it really was made into, with three brain dead fillies, and a horny psychopath.

This verison one has NO sex..

Sorry if you were hoping for that.

But I'm not a friggin pervert.. :(

It's meant to be terrifying.

So, Be aware of that.

The story is inspired from Walking Dead NO SANCTUARY..

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on rua corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing seguinte to Double Scoop*
Tom: mais ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands seguinte to...
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(Warning! This list contains swearing!)

Hello and welcome to another topo, início list! Today, we're going over my topo, início 5 least favorito characters in fiction. Enjoy!

#5: Kohta and Yuka (Elfen Lied)

These two are probably the most annoying animê characters of all time. I understand that cousins marrying is normal in Japan, but eww! Also, even when facts are given to Kohta about Lucy and how she can't control her murderous side, he completely ignores them. Also, Yuka a is crying b**ch who doesn't help at all.

#4: Most New 52 heroes (DC)

I don't know what was going through DC's mind when they rebooted the unvierse,...
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Trixie finished one of her magic acts and was now leaving when suddenly Saten appeared out of seemingly nowhere, scaring her.

Trixie: (after calming down a bit) Saten? What you doing here!?

Saten: I, I came to watch you.

Trixie: Saten, I been a magician for nearly ten years, you NEVER come to watch me.

Saten: Yeah well... I, I really need to talk to you.

Trixie: Yeah well.. I'm not in the mood.. It's been a long day.. I just want to go início and take a bath.

Saten: I, I can walk you home..

Trixie: No thanks.. I need the alone time.. (starts leaving).

Saten: But I have to know... Do you still amor me!?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on rua corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing seguinte to Double Scoop*
Tom: mais ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands seguinte to...
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 My Corvette
My Corvette
Halligan's convoy just entered Canterlot. I was following close behind in my Corvette.

Halligan: *Stops at the restaurant Nikki was at in the anterior part of this fanfic*
Nikki: *Walks to Halligan* Let me drive.
Halligan: Oh no. For safety reasons, new recruits can't-
Nikki: Let me drive!
Halligan: *Slides into the passenger seat*
Nikki: *Gets into the driver's seat*
Sean: *Waiting in his car, and sets a sticky bomb to explode in twenty seconds* There's only four trucks in the convoy. Let's hope this bomb blows them all up. *Opens the right window, and drives forward. He throws the sticky bomb...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: deviantart, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist was watching mais television.

Master Sword: *Enters Saten Twist's house* You're still watching television?!
Saten Twist: They're still showing that drought in Alicornia. I really don't see why thousands of ponies care about that state.
Master Sword: They make most of our produce.
Saten Twist: We live in Neigh Jersey. We make our own produce.
Master Sword: Point taken, but still. If that drought gets worse, it could come towards us.
Saten Twist: Bullshit. We'll make it go towards the Canadians. Nopony cares about them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: You're starting to act like...
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everyone knows how I feel about cupcakes.
I find it enjoyable.
And so.
It's obvious why Iwould make such a list..

#10: A NIGHTMARE:
It has one similarity to Rocket to Insanity, both have the fact that bolo de copo was all a bad dream.
But not as tramatic as Rocket to Insanity..
Plus, it's Pinkie herself who has the nightmare..

#9: bolo de copo COMIC:
It has the reactions of all the main six, after Celestia sents the book to Ponyville.
Pinkie herself is the first to read it. And becomes somewhat traumatized.
As do the others, except Dash didn't read it.
Everyone wants Dash NOT to read it, but he dose in the end....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Everypony started leaving Tom's house.

Tom: I hope you enjoyed the video I showed you.
Master Sword: And if you didn't, then f**k you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Wait a minute, I almost forgot.
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots sidewalk near Tom's hoof*
Tom & Master Sword: *Staring at each other* THE WARNER BROTHERS ASSASSIN!!!!
Saten Twist: I knew he was working for that FBI pónei, pônei who came here in the black car.
Master Sword: That was Aina!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Oh. Well, I hope she gets killed por that assassin.
Audience: *Laughing*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots ground por Saten...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arco iris, arco-íris as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Everypony was celebrating natal at Fort Courage.

Corporal Duffy: *Opens present* A hundred bucks?
Sargent O' Rourke: Do you like it?
Corporal Duffy: No!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Duffy: Back at...
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