The Mare With The Golden Gun part 1 - my little pónei, pônei - a amizade é mágica - fanpop

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Golden gun

The first Con Mane story to have OC's that aren't mine. Let's begin on a tropical island 8 miles from Hong Kong.

Hattan: *sunbathing* Sneak Peak, can you check the main entrance?
S.P: Right away Ms. Scaramanga.
business pony: Are you Hattan Scaramanga?
Sneak Peak: No, I'm her assisstant.
business pony: Where is she?
Sneak Peak: Go in that way.
business pony: *enters room* Hattan Scaramanga.
Hattan: Hi. I just realised you have your gun, and I don't have mine.
business pony: That's too bad. *shoots gun*
Hattan: *dodges bullet*
S.P: *turns off lights*
business pony: Where are you? Show yourself!
Hattan: *grabs golden gun*
S.P: *turns on red lights* You wanna find her? Keep looking.
Business pony: *enters funhouse*
S.P: Maybe you'll find her here?
business pony: Holy crap!! *shoots mirror*
S.P: Nice try. Keep going.
business pony: *enters wildwest part*
manequin: *shoots gun*
business pony: *avoids bullets*
S.P: Ms. Scaramanga isn't the only one that wants you dead.
business pony: *enters mafia section*
mafia ponies: This town ain't big enough *shoot guns*
business pony: *lies on ground*
S.P: Nice move.
business pony: *enters last room* Their all statues.
S.P: Not all of them. One is not like the other.
business pony: *shoots statue*
Hattan: *kills business pony*
S.P: Excellent work Ms. Scaramanga.
Hattan: Thank you Sneak Peak, now lets take his money.
S.P: Who are we going after next?
Hattan: Oh, I know the perfect target! Con Mane, *laughs*

Fillies & Gentlecolts, I present to you, the eighth Con Mane story, The Mare With The Golden Gun

Starring

Doughnut Joe as Con Mane
Azura Alor (Naomiwinx's OC) as Hattan Scaramanga
Snips as Sneak Peak
Berry soco as Berry Goodnight
Pinkie Pie as P
Spike as S
Lyra Heartstrings as Miss Moneybit
scottish pónei, pônei as Constaple Weston B. River
bombom as Constaple's wife
koreans as badguys
chinese as good guys

Naomiwinx's OC Azura

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 64 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: January 10, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Duke: *Laying in the engine*
Anthony: How are you?
Duke: Oh, you know me. I'm old. I don't feel well.
Anthony: Don't take it so hard. Once we get to Cheyenne, I'll tell Michael that you quit, and went into retirement.
Duke: I never said anything about quitting the railroad.
Anthony: Well, I guess you should start thinking about that.
Duke: *Goes to window in cab, and opens it*
Anthony: Getting fresh air?
Duke: Sure. *Grabs a branch from a tree*
Anthony: You should be careful with sticking your hooves out of a moving train. You could have hurt yourself....

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Aqua Marine's journey 6

posted by AquaMarine6663

Aqua followed Pinkie and her brother as they approached Carousel Boutique. “La-la-la. I can’t wait for you to meet rarity! She’s so nice, and makes pretty dresses! Pinkie Pie rambled on to Peak. When they had reached the boutique, Aqua Marine waited outside while Pinkie Pie introduced Peak to Rarity. Surprisingly, he only left three minutos later. “Wow, how did you manage to leave so early?” she asked him. “Well, I just simply declined the offer for her to make me something. Simple.” He shrugged. “Next stop, arco iris, arco-íris Dash!” Pinkie squealed, hopping away. They followed her to...

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Saten Twist Adventures 9... Part 2

posted by Canada24

SEVERAL DAYS LATER:

Guard: You must of been counting your blessings Chimney. You made bail.

Patrol board member: Do you believe, in your best judgment, that you have been rehabilitated?
Chimney Sheep: Rehabilitated? It's just a stupid, made-up word, so boys like you can sit behind a desk, wear a fancy suit, and feel important. You're a jerk, and I had sex with your mother last night. And I swear to God, you let me outta here, first thing I'm gonna do is kill again!
Patrol board member: (approves him for bail)

Chimney: Well. Thanks for bailing me out you two.
Derpy: No problem.
Chimney: Shit Derpy....

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Saten Twist Adventures 8... Part 6

posted by Canada24

Saten Twist and the girls finally found and rescued the princess's.

Luna: And who's this?
Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. And your prettier in person.
Luna: Well.. Thank you. But please don't get to close, you have bad breath. And a creepy look to you.
Saten: Well.. You could of just as easily thanked me for saving your 'royal a-
Celestia and Twilight: (desperately tries to change the subject)
Saten: (still to Luna) Bitch!
Celestia: (desperetly changing subject) So.. I hope everything's been alright.
Twi: Depends on how well our Ditto was able to handle, controlling Canterlot joining my absence.
Luna: Oh....

Awesome pónei, pônei pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: DeviantArt, Joyreactor

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The Adventures of Garden Hose & friends Episode 1

posted by TotalDramaFan60

It was a nice dia in Garden's Abode...
Garden Hose: Amber, is there anything on TV?
Amber: Nope. Not what I see.
Winter Chill (on TV): Want an awesome TV with awesome channels?
Pen Kill: Well, then come on done to "Cheeseburger's TV Shop"
Amber: That looks cool!
Garden Hose: Let's go!
Garden & Amber hopped into the car and went to Cheeseburger's.
Cheeseburger: Hiya! I'm Cheeseburger!
Amber: You sound a lot like Mickey Mouse.
Cheeseburger:Shut up.
Amber: Oh, okay, not Mickey.
Cheeseburger: Anyway, why are you girls here?
Garden Hose:Well, we saw your commercial and we want a TV!
Cheeseburger: Nope, this...

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Saten Twist Adventures 7... Part 1

posted by Canada24

As promised.
This is Saten Twist's first centre story since episode 1..
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INSIDE A LOCAL BREWERY:
Saten: Fired!? Why am I fired!?
Boss pony: Cause you only been here a week, and you keep getting drunk on the samples.
Saten: Okay. Not gonna lie.. I 'might' be an acholalic.
Boss pony: *sarcastically* yeaaaah.. Kinda got that. Thanks for clarifying though.

Derpy (showing to be his neighbor, no different than in Filliydefia): Saten? Good dia at the your job?
Saten: *sighs* You know what'll be nice. If I could come back,...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 59 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 59

The Race To Denver

Date: September 10, 1956
Location: Denver, Coltorado

A...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 58 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

And introducing Ryan from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 58

Lying Is Bad

September 3, 1956
Location:...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 56 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Nikki, Anthony, and Roger arrived at Oden where Duke was. They were at the airport, and were looking at a map.

Nikki: What have y'all found so far?
Anthony: Well, por looking at these maps we have, we should be able to go north for five miles. Then, we'll find him.

So they went north.

Searching song: link

Roger: *Walking in front*
Anthony: *Looking at maps*
Nikki: *Following both stallions*
Roger: Water?
Nikki: *Throws water bottle to Roger
Roger: *Catches water bottle* Nice throw.
Nikki: How much longer of this search? I'm supposed to be enjoying my vacation, but I'm with you, going on a wild goose...

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Awesome pónei, pônei pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor

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The segundo Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bob, and Jerry were watching the football game on TV. The Fillydelphia Eagles were going against the St. Foalis Rams.

Jerry: This oughta be an interesting game.
Bob: Personally, I think St. Foalis is good with baseball, but not football.
Jerry: Hey, everypony has their own opinion.
Bob: Can I ask you a question?
Jerry: Yeah, but make it quick. I wanna watch the game.
Bob: I'm kind of surprised that you wanted to meet up at a zoo, because you're a fã of sports. I thought we'd meet up at a ballpark, or something like that.
Jerry: As much as I like sports, I thought the zoo would be a good spot...

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magnum Force Part 14

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Lieutenant Briggs was walking down a hallway in police headquarters. The captain was following him.

Briggs: *Opens door to doctor's office*
Doctor: Hello you two, what can I help you with?
Briggs: We wanna talk to Harry. How is he?
Doctor: Well, I could open up his wound, and let his brains go all over your hooves.
Captain: Alright now, we don't need a doctor with that kind of attitude.
Doctor: Sorry captain.
Harry: *Looks up at Briggs*
Briggs: It was supposed to be a simple arrest. However, you decided to get reckless, kill Frank, and his entire gang.
Harry: You're blaming me for all the murders?...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Episode 8 part 2/2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously, we killed some people holding Princess Cadence hostage. Shortly after arco iris, arco-íris Dash's arrival, we turned back to normal.

Sean: Our disguises are gone. Cadence, do you know any spells to make us look like one of them?
Cadence: No I don't.
Sean: Alright. *gets map of castle* We've got a lot of ammo, explosives, and we need to create a lot of confusion if we're getting out of here alive.
Rainbow Dash: What should we do?
Sean: Dash, I want you to place some explosives in this room, most of them should go por the door, for when the enemy tries to open them, they'll die.
Shredder: There's...