Pinkie Pie: What do you want me to do?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Two things. If you died three days ago, where were you, and how did you come back to life.
Pinkie Pie: Twilight brought me back to life, and I had a looooooong sleepover.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: You didn't tell her anything about our organization did you?
Pinkie Pie: Nein! I made a Pinkie Promise.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Good, because Big Mac ratted us out to the feds, and now he needs to be dealt with.
Pinkie Pie: What do I need to do?

Dash filled her in about what was going on, first she had to drive to where Babs Seed lived, because aguardente de maçã was there with her family.

Big Mac: I really appreciate having you take me to the de praia, praia sis.
Applejack: No problem Macintosh, y'all need it aftah workin hard.
Pinkie Pie: *drives toward Big Mac*
Big Mac: What's Pinkie Pie doin here?
Applejack: Ah invited her.
Pinkie Pie: Come on you two. We need to get a mover on!
Granny Smith: Don't forget the cannolis.
Applejack: Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Big Mac: She told us that 80 times.
Pinkie Pie: That doesn't mean you should be mean to her. She's an old mare.
Applejack: I amor Granny smith, but she can be a pain at times.
Big Mac: Eeyup.

2 hours later

Pinkie Pie: I gotta pee badly! *pulls over*
Big Mac: Eewow.
Applejack: *locks doors*
Pinkie Pie: *peeing in bush*
Applejack: *kills Big Mac*
Pinkie Pie: Wunderbar.
Applejack: Leave the car, take the canolis.

Back at the Ponyville's compound

arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Is it done?
Pinkie Pie: It's done.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Excellent.

But the seguinte few days were not excellent, for aguardente de maçã anyway.

Applebloom: aguardente de maçã there you are!
Applejack: What's wrong lil sis?
Applebloom: Diamond Tiara moved into Manehattan, and she keeps bullying me.
Babs: She even beat up a cop trying to stop her.
Applebloom: *cries*
Applejack: Don't worry A.B. Ah'll handle this.

7 minutos later

Fuku: I'm grad you deart with Apprejack's sister.
Diamond Tiara: She's always a problem. Especially since she's in a different mafia.
Applejack: *drives toward Tiara* Come here you prick!
Diamond Tiara: *runs*
Applejack: *throws pipe at Tiara*
Diamond Tiara: *falls on sidewalk*
Applejack: *beats up Diamond Tiara*
Fuku: What the fuck?
Applejack: *bites Diamond Tiara's hoof*
Diamond Tiara: *screams*
Applejack: *throws garbage can at Applebloom, and continues hitting her*
Diamond Tiara: *laying on sidewalk*
Applejack: Stop with the bullying. Mah sister can't take it. *kicks Diamond Tiara into water*

2 B continued