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 Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done por Disneyfan333
Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done by Disneyfan333
Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No pónei, pônei can drink alcoholic beverages. Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan. The Ponyville mafia was lead por arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and Dan. The Manehattan mafia was lead por a pónei, pônei named Nickel Lesscage. A russian mafia lead por Boris. A Mexican Mafia lead por John who somehow survived being killed por a flaming sattelite. The Japanese mafia is lead por an alicorn named Fuku, and finally the greasers. All of this started with the PV mafia when they were having a party.

Dan: We are having a great party.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Yes we are. I got a pónei, pônei named Jimmy fonte to perform. He's really good, but there's a problem.
Dan: What's that?

30 minutos earlier

Jimmy: Are you the leader of this mafia?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Yeah. How can I help you?
Jimmy: I'm trying to act in this movie, and everyone thinks I have what it takes but uhh. This pónei, pônei - the director - won't give it to me. Oh god I don't know what to do. *cries*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: YOU CAN ACT LIKE A STALLION!! What's the matter with you? Is this how you make your way into movies? Oh what can I do? *pretends to cry*
Applejack: *laughs*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Now first thing to do is fix you up. You look terrible. Now get yourself a better suit, and come back here in 20 minutes. I'll send one of my best men to handle the job.

So Dash sent Dan into Las Pegasus to deal with the director of the movie. It was a war film called Love, and Grenades, directed por Steven Reelburg.

The seguinte part will be posted 2morrow.
 Fuku Hakumara
Fuku Hakumara
 Nickel Lesscage
Nickel Lesscage
 Greaser ponies
Greaser ponies
When most ponies think about the police, they think about the ones that protect towns/cities. What they don't know is that there are police ponies for many things. Towns, cities, railroads, even the military has it's own police force.

We got a camera crew to follow a pónei, pônei in the railroad police, doing a daily patrol in Kansas City, Maressouri. Then, this happened.

RP Pony: *Driving train* I'm officer Johnny Johnson, and I've been in the railroad police for a few years. It's not like being an ordinary cop, you don't just pull somepony over for going over the speed limit. You gotta make sure...
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This is all the characters I could find that she has voice acted.There could be mais not on this list.....

Twilight's Voice Actress Tara Strong has done
voices including,

Hello Kitty in Hello Kitty Furry Tale Adventures,
Lemmy "Hip" Koopa and Iggy "Hop" Koopa in The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 and Super Mario World (the tv shows),
Batgirl in The New batman Adventures,
Dil Pickles from Rugrats,
Bubbles from Powerpuff Girls,
Timmy Turner, Poof, and Britney Britney from the Failry Odd Parents (I thought Timmy was obvious),
Raven from Teen Titans,
Ember McLain from Danny Phantom,
Terrence...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The new bus driver that got in an argument with Mirage
The new bus driver that got in an argument with Mirage
When Mirage got to work, he saw the same bus that passed him when he was giving the colts a ride to school. Nearby, were several ponies that just got off the bus. As Mirage was parking his car, the bus driver got out, and looked angry.

Mirage: *Gets out of car, and walks to station*
Bus Driver Pony: *Looks at Mirage*
Mirage: Good morning. Are you a new bus driver?
Bus Driver Pony: Yeah, and I think what I just did was dumb. If I knew I was bringing ponies to the train station, I might have crashed into a building!
Mirage: I'm glad you didn't. Our railway needs passengers, and we thank you for your...
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Tonight was the night that Bob was going to take Emily out for dinner, but she didn't know that Bob was going to take her out.

Emily: *Sitting on sofá leitura newspaper*
Bob: *Enters apartment room* Hi Emily.
Emily: Hi Bob. How was your day?
Bob: Good. I got us reservations to a restaurant that we're going to tonight.
Emily: What? Why didn't you tell me?
Bob: I did tell you. Last night, I asked you if we were going out to dinner, and you were just like, "Ugh!" So I figured you wanted to go.
Emily: What gave you that idea?
Bob: I thought you were fed up with making dinner, so I decided it would...
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posted by alinah_09
Present

Dreams...they could either be a beautiful path to the future...or just hopeless fantasies and illusions...

For years i've tried countless times in attempting to find a way for an average earthpony like me to get up high in the world of clouds,but unfortunately,they ended in utter failure.With that,most of the ponies laughed at me,saying that i was getting 'looney' and all that but i am far from through with it! I did have many negative results,but amidst those i have gained bits and pieces of knowledge i could use to get closer and closer to success!

In fact,i have yet another idea and...
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Notes:
alright...before i go on over this thing,i'd like to say that my other fic (which you probably dont remember) Magic of Friendship is on Hiatus because i pretty much made a summary of it...and also because it was the story of my life,and we all know to keep our lives a secret on the internet,though i will not eliminar them since all that composição literária would be a waste,and besides,not all of them are real :P and now i have decided to finish this one instead...
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the war raged on,the zomponies multiplying and even managing to attack the air force,who now also stood on the roofs...
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Okay. So my last list was
Cheerliee's Gardan
Sweet maçã, apple Massicure part 2
Spike's Spike
Muffins
Film and Flam lost Episode
Raritys dress
Trixies funhouse..

And now..
I have more..


1# Filly Fooling:
Guess what.. Another porn story.
The main six 'try stuff'.
I mean, who thinks of this shit.
Though.. I guess I shouldn't be serprised, it's the same "coopercrisp" who wrote The rosa, -de-rosa Temptation.
But. It's worse thn Lilly's opposite side.
That Alpha and Omega story I read, back when I wrote for there.
Wish I could say its the WORST alpha and omega sex story I ever read.
How do you think I even stumbled abarn sex...
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posted by Canada24
I.. I don't know if I have anything to say about this one.

It certainly isn't "Harmony is horror", even though it should of felt like it.
I'm still pissed about never being able to reread Harmony is Horror, it was one greatest creepypastas I have ever read, but also the sadest, hell, it's not EVEN a creepypasta, just a heartbreaker.
Starting with a intro that gives me even mais reasons to hate Gilda, as she kills Pinkie.
And than, one por one, they all end up dying in natural causes, till it's just Twilight, who goes crazy. Hell. I pretty much just told the whole story of Harmony is Horror.

But anyway....
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dan and Shadow house in Ponyville
Shadow : YOU HAVE SOMETHING!
Dan : YES... yes shut up... I need to think... *grab book* this book say that in our familly was pónei, pônei named "Jack the Puppet master"
Shadow : and you want to heal yourself with puppets?
Dan : pfff no... that guy had strange power of controlling puppets without strings...
Shadow : laaame... NEXT!
Dan : Is just gonna be my "help in battle" with my inside me...
Shadow : your evil you?
Dan : yep... one pónei, pônei from our familly had same situation but he beat his bad side and it was end... we need to go to the Canterlot Garden...
Canterlot Garden...
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Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 9: Exile – part 2


Ha ha ha ha! You should see the look on your face right now, ha ha ha! No, no, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to... wait until you hear this seguinte part, ha ha ha ha! Kkhhm.... oh, it was a long time since I smiled. I just thought... you seem like a well read pony, my friend... and now you look utterly surprised... All right, hang in there, I will explain a few things I reckon you did not know about changelings. So there I was with these four strange, unfamiliar creatures in the middle of the desert.

“The Changelings?”...
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