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"Oh! opalescence! i am so excited!" rarity gushed squeezing her fluffy white kitty Opel so hard. Opel yowled and hissed but rarity simply ignored the thing, and kept on talking looking Opel square in the eye. "Oh! its going to be so much fun! a slumber party, with all our bffs!" she squeezed Opel so hard that she jumped out of her clutch and hide under the bed. rarity didn't mind. she was too busy picking out perfect pj's to wear at the slumber party. "Pretty sure twilight said we should all be there at around 6." rarity's head wised around at the clock on her night table. "oh my heavens! that is too far away!" she whined still searching through her dressers fr the perfect, rarity approved pajamas.

"Alright gummie! the snacks are on the mesa, tabela and the cake is ready!" pinkie chimed jumping up and down excitedly. gummie's head turned in confusion. "Oh gummie, of course you have cake at parties!" pinkie said sticking out her tongue and laughing. gummie didn't get it. pinkie bounced over to her clock, and as she leaned over to see that time, it was 5:55. "Omg! get ready gummie, this is going to be the best slumber party of our lives!" pinkie squealed hugging gummie, and clopped all the way to her window waiting patiently for her friends.

"Glad that every pónei, pônei could make it!" twilight said inside pinkies room with every other pony. all the ponies agreed in excited tones. "Uh, s'cuse me pinkie, but i made some deee-Delicious maçã, apple pie, but i see you already have a great looking cake." said aguardente de maçã looking over the cake with wide eyes. "No! no! there is always room for more!" pinkie exclaimed her face lighting up as she stared at the maçã, apple pie like it was heaven. all the ponies giggled. "So, uh...what are we gonna do?" arco iris, arco-íris said drifting in the air looking confused. "Eat?" pinkie suggested inching closer to the cake. rarity stepped in front of her before she could reach it. "How about we do make-overs!" her eyes sparkled as all the ponies nodded their heads in agreement. "Oh no you don't!" - arco iris, arco-íris said dashing out of her friends reach - "i dont want any makeovers you guys!" she said her face in complete horror. "Too bad little miss tomboy your here, and you are going to participate." with a wave of her magic horn, rarity grabbed arco iris, arco-íris with magic and tugged her town where they could do their makeovers.

"Whoa, we look awesome! you sure are amazing when it comes to make-up rarity!" fluttershy sighed looking at her reflection and her friends. "Thank you darling! but don't forget im also good at being gorgeous!" rarity tossed her purple curls that landed perfectly. all the ponies rolled their eyes. "O god...thanks guys that's just great! now i have to go wash this lixo off." arco iris, arco-íris grunted as she rose up off the floor. "Non sense sugar cube! you look mighty" - aguardente de maçã got cut off as rarity stepped in front of her with a nasty look on her face. "What...did you say rainbow?" she quizzed. arco iris, arco-íris rolled her magenta eyes and laughed. "i said i need to wash this lixo off!" rarity stomped her hooves so hard on the ground the cake almost feel off the table! "That right on your face is a master piece that i worked hard on to please you! how dare you call it junk! its too good for you!" she huffed, in a prissy attitude. the two ponies continued to fight. "So, twilight why don't we play truth or dare?" fluttershy suggested clearly trying to stop the fight. twilight smiled. "Did you hear that everypony? lets play truth or dare." aguardente de maçã and pinkie nodded their heads in approvement. "I am not playing until arco iris, arco-íris agrees to leave her make up on!" rarity scowled right into arco iris, arco-íris dashes face. "As if! i wanna take this off!" "leave it on!" "off!" "on!" "OFF!" twilight sighed heavily. "GIRLS THAT'S ENOUGH! COME ON LETS PLAY AND STOP FIGHTING!" but of course they didn't listen. "Well, i think you look pretty rainbow." fluttershy said in her normal quiet tone. arco iris, arco-íris stopped fighting with rarity. "Well, uh...yea i know i look good but i wanna take it off." she said landing on the ground and facing fluttershy. fluttershy smiled. "Well, we are all wearing it. please wont you just wear it for today?" she cocked her head. all the ponies smiled insistingly. "Fine - arco iris, arco-íris grunted - But only for you - YOU! YOU GUYS...i mean...hehe." arco iris, arco-íris chuckled nervously, and looked to the ground with an embarassed smile on her face. That sure was strange...twilgiht thought as the game begun.
This story has been discussed for a long time.
Nd now I'm finally doing it..
It's much dark then the first spoof..
But this first chapter is just of where the orginal spoof left off..


When AppleBloom finally woke up. She found herself inside a very unpleasent looking room.
The room was decorated with a typical but twisted Pinkie Pie flair. Colorful streamers of dried entrails danced around the ceiling, brightly painted skulls of all sizes were stuck on the walls, and organs done up in pastels filled with helium tied to the backs of chairs. The tables and chairs were made of bones and flesh of past...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by BlondLionEzel
Episode 2: New School (Part 2)

Scott Summers: *Looks outside* What’s going on outside?

???: *Enters, carrying the Mane Six*

Angel: Wolverine! What are you doing?!

Wolverine: *Has a yellow and blue suit, and has three Adamantium claws on each hand* I’ve found some intruders!

Cyclops: Stop! Those are my friends!

Iceman: Your friends?

Cyclops: I used to go to Canterlot High, and those six were my friends there.

Professor X: *Enters* What is going on?

Wolverine: I’ve captured some-

Professor X: *Interrupts* Intruders? I’ve told you many times not to be hasty when dealing with intruders!

Wolverine:...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Episode 1: New School (Part 1)

Scott Summers: *Sitting por himself, has brown hair, blue eyes hidden por red glasses, and a slightly toned figure*

Mane Six: *Sit seguinte to Scott Summers*

Rainbow Dash: Good afternoon, Scott!

Scott Summers: *Sees the Mane Six seguinte to him* Oh, hello...

Pinkie Pie: *Looks at Joseph* What’s bugging you, Scott?

Scott Summers: *Sighs* It’s nothing...

Rarity: Are you sure? We can’t help you if you don’t talk to us.

Scott Summers: It’s just...my powers...

Fluttershy: Powers?

Twilight Sparkle: *Looks at her friends* You don’t know his powers? They’re super cool!

Rarity:...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Andre Maturette
Andre Maturette
The first night at the infirmary, papillon was sleeping with the rest of the prisoners. Then he woke up, and saw one of the ponies working at the infirmary named Andre Maturette awake in his bed.

Prisoner 1: *Opens door*
Andre: *Staring at prisoner*
Prisoner 2: *Looks at flores in vase, and takes one out*
Prisoner 1: *Takes flower, and shows it to Andre*
Andre: *Moves back an inch*
Prisoner 1: *Puts flor in Andre's mouth*
Prisoner 2: *Looks around room*
Papillon: *Turns his face away so that the prisoners won't know that he's awake*
Prisoner 2: *Looks back at Andre*
Papillon: *Slowly turns...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ralphie's school
Ralphie's school
When I got to school, one of my classmates got the idea to put on fake teeth as a prank for our teacher, Miss. Shields. He had fake teeth for us all, and we thought it would be a good idea at the time.

Ralphie: *Putting in fake teeth*
Student 3: She's coming, quick.
Students: *Getting to their seats while snickering*
Miss. Shields: Settle down class.
Students: *Stops snickering*
Miss. Shields: *Writing her name on the board* Good morning class.
Students: Good morning Miss. Shields! *Laughing*
Miss. Shields: *Staring at students*
Students: *Putting their heads down so Miss. Shields can't see the...
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Scootaloo: Whatever they decide AppleBloom. We're here for you.
SB: Yeah, even if it changes things forever and ever.
Scootaloo: Yeah. Because either way. We've been though worse.

CUTAWAY (spoof towards my OWN story):
Spike: Wait, are you drunk.
Ditto: (drunk) I've been out he-(hiccup)-re for a WHile.. Who here thinks I can kick my own ass!?
SB: (raises hoof into the air, as to vote for a "yes").
Ditto: (gags).
Scoot: Are you gonna be sick mister?
Ditto: Yes. I need to. B But then I'll be back.. T To tell y'all my plans.. (runs off).
(PLEASE STAND por SCREEN).
Ditto: (flies into view, but still holding...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Warner Brothers is at it again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What did they do this time?
Master Sword: They want to sue us for ripping off this TV show they created called F Troop, even though they gave us permission to do it.
Tom: What?
Master Sword: In one of our skits, The Story Of Corporal Agarn, it's based off of F Troop, and Warner Brothers created that...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
This episode made up for "Putting Your Hoof Down". I'm dead serious. It's just that good.

The episode starts with arco iris, arco-íris Dash getting all of the Pegasus in Ponyville to help her propel water up to Cloudsdale. Now, everypony shows up except for...Fluttershy.

Fluttershy has stage fright after being bullied in her childhood. arco iris, arco-íris Dash convinces Fluttershy, in a very kind way (kudos to arco iris, arco-íris Dash) and Fluttershy joins.

When they practice, each Pegasus must get a score of 10.0 Wingpower. When Fluttershy begins to fly, a pair of bully ponies start to laugh at her. This causes Fluttershy's wingpower...
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added by AquaMarine6663
Source: I kinda got the base of google... but i drew the hair and camisa and colored it...
added by izfankirby
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
posted by XxJessicaHxX
 Crystal Cake
Crystal Cake
Hey Everyone. I'm XxJessciaxX from YouTube so be sure to check out my videos! Here's my Fanfiction. Enjoy! :)

One dia in the castle, queen Coco morango was giving birth to a foal. She looked at the potro after she was born and said for the guards to take her newborn filly to a house in pónei, pônei Ville. The Guards did as they were told.

The newborn filly was taken in por a nice family. Her mother was doces Cake and her father was Brown Cake. So then the newborn filly was named Crystal Cake.

Only her parents knew her secret and wanted to keep it hidden. Will Crystal ever find out the truth about her past?

Thanks Chapter 1 might be up today!
posted by Seanthehedgehog
After being promoted por Pete, Percy went to wait with Hawkeye, and Stylo.

Hawkeye: What's with the sticker you're wearing?
Percy: Pete put that on there to let everypony that I'm now an engineer on this line.
Stylo: Ah, congratulations on the promotion.
Percy: Thank you.
Gordon: *Arrives* What the fuck is this? You have enough room to let Percy sit with you, but you won't let me sit with you?
Hawkeye: What can we say? You're fatter, and much mais rude then Percy.
Gordon: Why are you wearing a sticker? What are you, three?
Percy: Read it, and find out.
Gordon: *Reading sticker* New engineer? What...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, deviantart, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor