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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The seguinte morning, I woke up to see arco iris, arco-íris Dash smiling at me. "Hey," I say to arco iris, arco-íris dash. "Good morning," she replies, I guess she got over losing to me in a race, which i don't think would be a good idea to remind her. I leave arco iris, arco-íris Dash's house to go have breakfast then that's when i end up at Sweet maçã, apple Acres. I notice Applebloom with her friends Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo. They seem impressed with the car i was in, thinking i built it myself. I get out of the car, and thats when they start asking me perguntas about the car. When did I build it? How did i build it? The answer is obvious, I didn't build it. At first they seem confused but then they go off again, and run into two fillies that start bullying them. One of them is wearing a crown, and the other has glasses, with a spoon for a cutie mark. "Look it's the three blank blanks!" they start saying, but Applebloom and her friends ignore them. When the two phillies realise they're being ignored, they start getting in a fight. although they outnumbered there bullies, Applebloom's friends were getting beat up. I couldn't stand it anymore, I had to do something. I ran towards one of the phillies that hit Sweetie Belle, and throw her into the air. She goes far, and lands in a tree. The other filly looks terrified. "Your seguinte if you don't leave them alone!" I say to her. The philly looks at me, then she looks at Sweetie Belle who just got a blackeye from the philly I threw. The other philly looks nervous, and runs off. "You guys ok?" I ask. All three of them nod their head yes, and i take them to Applejack. When i get there a red stallion steps in the way, and is so close that I nearly hit him. "I brought your daughter and her friends over," i tell him. This red stallion was none other then Big Mack. After i finish talking, Big Mack said, "Oh she's my sister, many people think that she's my daughter." I knew Big Mack and Applebloom were brother and sister, but if i said that applebloom was his sister, he would give me a wierd look, and think i was spying on him, therefore making him think I'm the one that beat up his sister. Big Mack then notices Sweetie Belle's black eye, "Who did this to you?" he then asks. "It was the filly that keeps making fun of us for not having a cutie mark." she answers. I explained to Big Mack how i was there when the fight started, and that the filly who bothered Applebloom and her friends would no longer be a problem. "Lets get you to Applejack," Big Mack finally says. We soon get to a pónei, pônei wearing a brown hat, kicking an appletree. "Applejack, I need you over hear now," Big Mack shouted. I wasn't sure if the shouting was necessary, but AppleJack didn't mind. What she did mind was that she saw Sweetie Belle's black eye, and noticed me. "I know what you're thinking, and I didn't do it," i tell her. "Then how did y'all know what ah was thinking about?" she asked very angrily. "How about we get something for your sister's friend's black eye, and I tell you what happened? I can also help with these trees if you want." aguardente de maçã accepts my help, and tells Big Mack to get the kids inside the barn, while Big Mack does this, I explain to aguardente de maçã what happened. "I don't know who they were, but i do know they really hate Applebloom," i say. aguardente de maçã still looks like she doesn't believe me. Why doesn't she believe me? I have no goddamn clue. Then she finally starts to speak, I'm not sure if she was about to tell me to leave, but then she says, "allright. I'm glad for what you did. Those two have been bothering Applebloom and her friends for a long time." Eventually we finish our work, and go inside the celeiro for some breakfast. It was really delicious, mostly because it was maçã, apple pie, and maçã, apple cider. After finishing our breakfast we go outside and enjoy the nice warm sunny day. Back at Mobius however, "What do you mean he's no longer here?!" Robotnik asks. He was shouting at a bunch of nazi soldiers he somehow acquired after time traveling into the holocoust. "We saw him drive around, and then he disapeared," the nazis replied. "Did he use Chaos Control?" Robotnik asked. One of the nazis then shouts out "We have no clue!" Robotnik then gets very angry and shouts, "How could you have no fucking clue?!!?" Robotnik is now furious and begins to shout "IF HE HAS A CHAOS esmeralda IN HIS HAND THAT MEANS HE USED CHAOS CONTROL!!" "We didn't see him carry a chaos emerald. We will try to find possible places on where he could be." they soon say. "You better," robotnik replies, "because if you don't i will kill you! Hiel Robotnik!" The nazis soon reply "Hiel Robotnik! We will find Sean the Hedgehog if it's the last thing we do."
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Gordon and Hawkeye go up Sherman colina
Gordon and Hawkeye go up Sherman Hill
The train went up Sherman Hill, and Gordon was shoveling coal

Gordon: Hey, if you let me drive this train, I will be the happiest pónei, pônei ever.
Hawkeye: *flicks Gordon*
Gordon: dadlhbndfgonlkesjgkodsfgbvdfljkgzx! YOU. Leave this train right now! If you're going to torturize me, then get off this train
Hawkeye: *flicks Gordon*
Gordon: Yoyoyoyo! Now, you're making me mad! Get the hell off this train.
Hawkeye: Nah, I kinda like it in here. We're not even halfway up, why have you stopped shoveling?
Gordon: Because that's what you should be doing.
Hawkeye: Says the one with the shovel.
Gordon: Fine! *shovels...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Scorpio
Scorpio
Seanthehedgehog presents.

A story that takes place in San Franciscolt.

Dirty Harry.

It was a wonderful, and sunny dia when a pónei, pônei with a sniper rifle was looking at a mare swimming. The pónei, pônei with the rifle was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the topo, início of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.

With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out of her body, and into the swimming pool looking like red paint being washed off a brush.

Half an hora later, a pónei, pônei was walking. This pónei, pônei was known as Harry...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robin capuz, capa
Robin Hood
This may sound like the story of a person that robbed the rich, and fed the poor. Your wrong. It's the story of a pony that robbed the rich to feed the poor.

It all started when Robin capuz, capa was walking through the forest with his best friend, and partner Little John. The two always had each other's backs, but when they were walking somepony spotted them, the sheriff.

The sheriff ordered four police officers to attack them. These two were wanted dead, or alive. The two ponies that were being shot at saw a shed to hide in, and they went in it. The police lost them, and went somewhere else.

LJ:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Twilight ran to the castelo in Canterlot

Celestia: !reh llik ot gniog m'I thgiliwT dnif I nehW
Twilight: *enters throne* !!seccnirP
Celestia: *shoots at Twilight*
Twilight: *yawa snur*
Celestia: !ereh kcab teG
Twilight: *gninnur llits* ?won od I od thaW
Pinkie Pie: Twilight!!
Twilight: ?eiP eikniP
Pinkie Pie: You're stuck to speaking in reverse aren't you?
Twilight: ?sdrawkcab gnikaeps ton uoy era woH
Pinkie Pie: Oh I am. I'm speaking in reverse, in reverse.
Twilight: ?tahW
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, it's possible!
Twilight: .os yas uoy fI
Pinkie Pie: You can do it
Twilight: *seirt* Bitches!!
Pinkie Pie: You did it!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Somewhere in the atlantic ocean

Equestrian pony54: *grabs fish*
Equestrian pony67: *walks inside part of boat*
Equestrian captain: Good morning Rob.
Rob: Hello captain. *pushes button*

The mural moved, and revealed a secret room. This was no ordinary fishing boat.

Equestrian pony65: Good to see you again Rob.
Rob: Only so I can take over your shift.
Equestrian pony87: I think we got something.
Equestrian pony54: I'm reeling it in right now.
Rob: Hang on, that thing we're reeling in, it's a bomb!
Equestrian pony87: You're pulling in a bomb! STOP!
Equestrian pony54: Too late! Hit the don't sink button!...
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A little note: before I start, I'd like to acknowledge the other awesome bronies doing some rocking fan-fiction! You guys are really talented! So with that out of the way, let's go further into this story!


I stared at them, my wings I mean. I just stared perplexed; I have only remembered seeing two ponies yet I knew my wings weren't normal. Were they why I'm evil? I had to find out! I looked at the trash I was laying in, a hooded robe! Now no-pony else will be calling me a thing or evil! I stumbled out of the alley way I was thrown in, I couldn't remember how to walk! Ok. Left hoof, right hoof,...
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All I saw was black. It took me a segundo or two for me to realise that I had my eyes closed, I tried to open them. I couldn't. I heard a voice though so I listened; "Sissy! This is my room! Get out!" "Dinky what the feno is under your blanket?!" "Umm... Nothing" "Dinky Hooves! Don't make me get your mother in here!" "Sparkler! Nothing under here I swear!" "Dinky..." "Alright! It's a princess!" "Don't lie!" "It is! I found her in the ever-free forest! And and she has wings and uh horn so she's a princess!" "In the ever-free forest! Don't tell me you went in there!" "Sparkler it's true I'll show...
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"Hellllooo everypony! im here with Dryrain,Cotton Swirl and Autumn Leaves!" Benny said as she put on her headphones."Hi!" they all said at the same time."Im in the game already,do i just start?" Dryrain said as Cotton Swirl said she did too. "No no no don't start okay start now".

"NO THERES THUNDER AND LIGHTING I HATE THUDER AND LIGHTING!!" Dryrain Screamed when she heard the sound of thunder."Okk..we are going to play untill everyone dies" Benny said as everyone started.Dryrain walked in a room "What a aleatório place to put a bed" she said as she walked out the room.

"Is he here all ready?! GET...
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-In Ponyville, with Nashgear's Team-
"I see Twilight", said Smiley. Everypony ran to who they thought was Twilight, but was actually a changeling. "Are you okay, Twilight?"

"I just defeated the changelings that were holding me captive in my house. I'm fine now, but we have to find my friends."

"Let's go", said Nashgear. Everypony ran to the center of Ponyville. "Okay. Twilight and I will go find Rarity, Amber and Pheninox will go find Applejack, Smiley and Constance will go find Pinkie Pie, Vanilla Twilight and Oddity will go find arco iris, arco-íris Dash. Then we all meet back here."

"Who's going to look...
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posted by Mylittlecute12
once pinkie pie was running out of special stuff to finish her cupcakes.and then she asked arco iris, arco-íris dash to eat a bolinho, queque and what was in it was poison arco iris, arco-íris ate the bolinho, queque and fell down on the floor pinkie grabbed her and took her she tied her down.rainbow woke up she was shocked cause she could not mover her body then pinkie came with evil smile then she got a faca and sliced her cutie mark off then she chopped her wings burned her legs and took her brain she made bolo de copo out of brain suco, suco de blood and her cutie mark arco iris, arco-íris was dead and she offered her bolo de copo to her other friends they didn't know.

applebloom: hehehe silver time to die!!!!!!!! cuts her body in half the end!