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posted by applejackrocks
Where was I.......Oh yes!.....

Twilight: a few P-ponies? But why?

Discord: you see my dear, I need pónei, pônei energy for me to live, so ill just take the most powerful ponies in your uhhh....little friendship group?

Twilight: we all are powerful! None of us are weak!

Discord: dont worry, ill just take That arco iris, arco-íris pónei, pônei there (points at RD) ill take that shy pónei, pônei thats behind that árvore (points at FS) ill take that fainted pónei, pônei (points at Rarity) and ill take you! (Points at Twilight)

AJ: what about us?!?!
Pinkie: yeah! I wanna cadastrar-se the party!
AJ: *face palm* sugarcube! This aint no party! This is a really important issue!
Pinkie: oh...
Discord: *sigh* why would I need two useless ponies for my energy?
AJ: we aint useless!
Pinkie: yea! We're usemore!
Twilight: thats not even a word pinkie!

Discord: enough chit-chat! (Grabs FS, Rarity, and Twilight and puts them into a bag) hmmmmmm....wheres that arco iris, arco-íris pony?
RD: im right here! And im not going without a fight!
Discord: *sigh* why does it always have to be the hard way?
RD: c'mon! Give me what you got!
Discord: (about to soco RD)
AJ: STOP!!!! Dont hurt her! Take me, and leave her
Discord: what a silly pony, your just a earth pónei, pônei like that pónei, pônei with the rosa, -de-rosa mane (point at pinkie)
Pinkie: HEY!
Discord: earth ponies cant do much, pegusus can fly like RD and FS, unicórnios have magic like Twilight and Rarity (grabs RD and puts her in the bag)

Pinkie: wait, are you going to turn us grey again? And do we have to find the elements of harmony to save our friends?
Discord: nope, you just have to find your friends!
AJ: Please Discord, give us another hint
Discord: sorry, no can do....Good luck! (Dissapears)

AJ: now what are we gonna do?
Pinkie: well.....lets start searching!
AJ: lets ask Princess Celestia, maybe she knows
Pinkie: But....Canterlot is far away from here!
AJ: we'll just take the train then!
Pinkie: its 4pm, there is no train
AJ: *sigh* guess we'll have to por hoof...

To be continued......
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The 2017 My Little pónei, pônei animated film has a lot of characters. Some of the characters are from the show and others are new characters. This ranking excludes background characters. The characters are ranked from least favorito to favorite.

18. Princess Celestia

Celestia is my least favorito character in the show and my opinion on her in this film is pretty similar. She is a questionable mentor to Twilight and she easily gets defeated por Tempest Shadow. Considering that Twilight is way mais heroic, helpful, and saves Equestria frequently why is Celestia still in charge?

17. Princess Luna

My feelings...
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posted by luthorlex
Notes: The My Little pónei, pônei franchise and the batman franchise are not owned and created por me. This is a story for both this website and Fanfiction.net. This story is dedicated to Adam West and Cesar Romero.

Twilight Sparkle and her friends were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight said "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."

Fluttershy said "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."

Rainbow Dash said "Yeah right."

Pinkie Pie said "At least Discord's funny."

Rarity shook her head and said "Discord's...
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posted by candylover246
God i have no idea why i decided to go through with this but zanhar told me to to write a Pinkie/Rarity crackfic so here i am. This is probably the stupidest thing i've done and i'm most likely gonna regret doing this thing the segundo i publicar it but i can't back down now so just take this cringe-fic.



*once upon a time in Ponyville*

It was a lovely nice beautiful dia in horse town and Pinkie Pie was skipping in the streets because she can't walk normally until a aleatório gay thought suddenly popped up in her rosa, -de-rosa head.

"I heard from somewhere that 1 in each group of friends is gay", Pinkie said...
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I was watching some Yo Mama vídeos on YouTube before I started composição literária this article, and I was inspired to make some myself. So I hope you guys have a laugh with this.

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the square block through Chrysalis' holes!

-Yo Mama is so ugly, when Discord saw her, he said, "That is too chaotic for my tastes."

-Yo Mama is so hairy, she makes up part of the Everfree Forest!

-Yo Mama is so fat, it takes a dia for Pegasus ponies to fly around her!

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought arco iris, arco-íris Dash was made out of Skittles!

-Yo Mama is so fat, Starswirl the Bearded couldn't banish...
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#5: Anthropology por JasonTheHuman
Okay, I haven't actually read it..But it's on Triq267's list of must reads, and I want to have at least ONE story to hate on, despite never leitura it. Cause, as Brad Jones would say.
"Hating on stuff everyone likes, makes me think I'm being cool.. But really it makes me look like a total asshole"


#4: THE rosa, -de-rosa TEMPTATION por CooperCrisp:
Look I just don't care about Carrot Cake.. I'm sorry.
But this writer has some really well done talent..

link


#3: SPIKE'S arco iris, arco-íris DASH por MallaJone:
SpikeXDash isn't the WORST idea for a ship. And this writer is kinda talented.
But...
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HELLO! EVERYPONY The story for this show down with the evil cadela, puta queen Chrysalis was epic it's amazing what the staff did with bringing the changeling army for one last time plus did everypony like that thorax was reformed Changeling ! Then in the long run we all knew that queen Chrysalis did not want to reform for good because she feeds on the hate of others and was born to hate everypony and others anyway let me know in my opinion if you liked the season finale of season 6 or not ?


Hopefully season 7 we get to see princess Ember become better friends with spike and perhaps we will someday get the full story of the evil sirens in Equestria !
BEST:

CUPCAKES:
This story truly is my favourite creepy pasta.
I made stories of it myself.
Not only that, but the fact that bolo de copo has some of the greastest fã vídeos and fã sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready to Die/Andrew WK". Witch, according to Conan (yes, I watch Conan, deal with it, hahaha) the song was made directly for the video, same with the whole song. Guess its why most of the songs are party themed, particulary the one used for Hellsing Abridged.
Anyway.
Obviously this story two thumbs up for me.
As its "different"...
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THE MANE SIX - "HEY DISCORD YOU HAVE TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THOSE DARK PONIES TAKE THOSE NIGHTMARES AWAY !

DISCORD-"YOU OF EVERPONY ACUSING ME YOUR FRIENDLY CHAOS GOD OF INTENTIONS I HAVE NO CONTROL OF PLUS I SMELL SOMETHING ROTTING TO THE CORE AS IF WHY WOULD ANYPONY WANT TO FRAME ME AND ALL YOU SIX PONIES HAVE BEEN FRAMED ALSO SO IF I WAS YOU TWILIGHT MAGIC, COWBOY JACK, SPARKLY AND GIGGLES PIE AND SPEEDY DASH PLUS LAST LOW VOICE SHY OR WHATEVER YOUR pónei, pônei NAMES ARE ? THERE'S WORD THAT DERPY HOOVES BEEN GETTING STRANGE MAIL THAT KEEPS SAYING "YOU MUST OBEY ME EVERYPONY "! MEANWHILE IN OTHER...
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Glaze: Here's your stuff (hands over a bag of weed).

Saten: Thanks Mrs WoodenToaster, wanna smoke it with me?

Glaze: No thanks, I don't smoke that stuff anymore.. This isn't high school.

Saten: Maybe not to YOU.

Glaze: Whatever.. Usual price.. $280.

Saten: Sure, here (hands her the money).

Glaze: Thank yo-.. This is 2 dollars!

Saten: I'm a little low on cash, okay.

Glaze: Low on cash!?.. What, did you spend it all cerveja again?

Saten: No.. I realized.. If there's the risk of becoming my father.. It's probably time to stop drinking.

Glaze: Ahh... Some could say that dia came and went after you gave yourself...
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I thought I would have mais ideas from here.. But... I don't.

So this concludes the third season. I have mais annoying Grand Theft Auto crap that nobody cares about, to write.

A lot of my friends want a crossover between GTA and Farcry 3, ever sense I spoofed Far-cry 3 in Trevor Phillips Series episode 3.. In the scene. Trevor Phillips envisioned himself as the main protagonist, Jason Brody, saying how he would of done things a bit differently.

This includes, killing an off guard Vaas Montenegro segundos after Grant's death (despite the irony that Vaas and Trevor are mais or less the same type of person). Vaas's murder then appears to make Trevor the NEW pirate's leader. And Trevor then blackmails Hoyt Volker into returning Reily and the others... The game was WAY shorter..
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