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posted by Katie_Kat200
Act 1: Chapter 2

“So, Twilight, what’s with all this stone again?” Stalagspike asked.

“Well, you see, Stalagspike, earth ponies and unicórnios have been trying for a small time to find a way to get to places faster than with your hooves. Well not anymore!” Twilight shouted. She started using her makeshift tools to mold the stone into a round shape with a round hole in the middle.

“I call it…” Twilight said, “The Spinny Thingy!” Pinkie Rock glared at the newly named Spinny Thingy. She smiled and jumped on topo, início of it. And strangest thing, it started to roll. She used her hooves to control where she was supposed to go.

“Whee!!” Pinkie shouted, “You should call it the Whee Machine!!”

“That sounds dirty… let’s call it the wheel!!” Stalagspike suggested.

“You just took whee and added another character to it… BRILLIANT!” Pinkie said.

“You know what… this may be a technological breakthrough! Maybe soon, everypony will be using these for… maybe… wagons!” Twilight shouted. Pinkie looked at her like she was crazy.

“Don’t be so silly Twilight,” Pinkie Rock said, knocking the Wheel on the ground.

“But, but-” Twilight said, picking it up, “The Wheel-”

“Yeah, it was fun!” Pinkie said, “But Twilight, Tribe Leader Celestia won’t be impressed por a round thing that rolls. She wants something mais exciting!” Twilight turned red from frustration.

“I’LL SHOW YOU! Stalagspike, take a letter!” Twilight said. Stalagspike took up a slab of stone and a chisel.

“Dear Tribe Leader Celestia,
I am happy to inform you that I have discovered an invention that will change ponykind forever. This invention will change the whole of Ponyville and the residents of Equestria as a whole. I await your eager and trusted opinion.
Your student, Twilight Sparkle,” Twilight Sparkle stated, “And make sure you include a diagram as well as what its called.”

“The wheel…” Stalagspike muttered, “Got it!” Than he took in a big breath and puffed out a small fire, which sent the slab to Tribe Leader Celestia.

“Alright, it’s sent. But I’m with Pinkie here. This may not be very interesting,” Stalagspike said. Twilight scoffed.

“Please, Stalagspike,” Twilight said, “As my mentor, she’s supposed to encourage me to learn new things!” Suddenly a stone slab landed on Stalagspike.

“Ouch! Wow, you got a reply right away,” Stalagspike said, clearing his throat, “Dear Twilight, as your mentor, I encourage to learn new things.”

“As always,” Twilight said smugly.

“But this idea is simply LUDICROUS! No one will be using it in about 2000 years!” Stalagspike said, continuing to read.

“WHAT?!” Twilight shouted, “But… but… it was perfect! It’s a faster way to get around! Why wouldn’t anyone use this?”

“Maybe for a toy!” Pinkie said, rolling around on it some more. Twilight groaned. This wasn’t going according to plan.

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“Fluttershy, do you ever feel like you just accomplished something and yet no pónei, pônei else felt the same way?” Twilight said. They were eating some grama and feno outside a small restaurant, a place discovered por this pónei, pônei named Carrot Top.

“Well… no,” Fluttershy said, “But that’s OK. I’m pretty sure that whatever you did impressed Tribe Leader Celestia a whole lot!”

“No, it didn’t!” Twilight said, “You see, I invented this thing called the wheel and Celestia said it was something that ponies wouldn’t use in the future. I don’t understand. It gives ponies the ability to get where they’re going FASTER! You like the idea don’t you Fluttershy?”

At this point, Fluttershy didn’t know what to say. Fluttershy tried to think… a round that lets ponies get where they’re going faster… it sounds nice… but than again…

“It sounds… nice,” Fluttershy said, looking down shyly.

“Nice?” Twilight asked. Fluttershy dug her snout in her hay, wishing she hadn’t said anything.

“NICE?!?!” Twilight said, “It was perfect!” Fluttershy whimpered and abandoned the table, hoping she wouldn’t get too angry.

“Wait, Fluttershy, I’m…” Twilight whimpered, “Sorry…” Twilight looked down. Maybe Tribe Leader Celestia was right… maybe it wasn’t a technological breakthrough. She rose up from her seat, paid for both of their meals and walked back to her cave. She was gonna work extra hard to impress the Tribe Leader, even if it took all night!

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It was midnight. Everypony else had gone to bed… everypony except Twilight, who was having a hard time concentrating without any light.

If only there was some way to see at night, Twilight thought as she chiseled out some mais research notes. She looked at Stalagspike, who was sleeping very innocently and gave it some thought.

Stalagspike can breathe this stuff… that makes this glowy stuff… Twilight thought, What if I were to arreios, arnês, chicote de fios it? Maybe than I could understand what it is. Twilight looked at her baby dragon and shook her head. It would be a crime to wake him up at a time like this. She tapped her horn.

“Maybe if I use some magic, maybe I can create the stuff that comes out of Stalagspike’s mouth,” Twilight whispered. She gathered some of the wood for repairs and went outside. She also took some stone too, just in case.

Alright… concentrate Twilight, she thought, kneeling down in front of the pile. What she didn’t know was that there was a chuveiro scheduled for tonight and arco iris, arco-íris Dash, a strange multi colored pony, was already moving some of the clouds. Twilight concentrated all her magic into created what Spike usually did. A few sparks appeared on her horn.

arco iris, arco-íris Dash, who was moving the clouds, already took notice of this and quietly blocked out the full moon. They were the sparks again. She flew down and landed silently on the ground and waited. Another spark, bigger this time, filled her with shock. In the light of the shock, she noticed Twilight. What was Twilight doing?

Finally, the last spark appeared, cause a great explosion of light and heat all at once. There was no power mais amazing and the great big light was as bright as the sun. arco iris, arco-íris Dash’s eyes widened and she flew off into the clouds. The whole ruckus though, had caused everypony to wake up. They all trotted towards the fonte of the light, thinking in fear, it was the sun but instead got welcomed to a miniature sun on the ground.

“I…. I…” Twilight said, “I was just trying to mimic what Stalagspike did with his horn. I’m so sorry I caused any trouble.” One mare stepped up, ready to say something, but instead was greeted por the warm glow.

“Hey… honey, come over here and sit,” she said. A stallion, obviously her husband, stepped up and sat seguinte to her. He smiled and she laid her head on his shoulder.

“This reminds me of when I first met you,” he said. arco iris, arco-íris Dash decided to go against the Pegasus commander’s orders and not let it rain tonight. Instead, she landed por the fogo and went to sleep.

“Wanna just sleep here?” some of the ponies began to say and than curled up seguinte to this strange glow. It was so warm and amazing… and for once they could see. Twilight curled seguinte to it too. She couldn’t wait to write to Tribe Leader Celestia about this.
posted by Canada24
Minuette: (awkwardly) So, uh, what are you studying these days?

Moon Dancer: Science, magic, history, economics, pottery. Things like that.

Minuette: Yowza! [chuckles] You planning on being a professor or something?

Moon Dancer: No.

Minuette: So you're just... studying?

Moon Dancer: (rolls eyes) Can I go now?

Twilight: Moon Dancer, please.

Saten: Yeah, Don't be rude.

Minuette: It's all right, Twilight. We're having a good time. Right, everypony?

Twinkleshine, Saten, Spike, and limão Hearts: [unsure sounds]

Minuette: So, uh... Spike, tell Moon Dancer that story 'bout how Twilight had to read a book about...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This is my OC Donovan. He will take the role of Colonel Von Waldheim
This is my OC Donovan. He will take the role of Colonel Von Waldheim
The following is based off of the 1964 film, The Train.

Paris, August 2nd, 1944. 1511th dia of German occupation.

German Ponies: *Guarding a museum*
Other German Ponies: *Arriving in a staff car between two motorcycles. They stop at the museum*
German Pony: Achtung.
Driver: *Gets out of the car, and opens the back right door*
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Steps out of the car wearing a jacket, and a hat. He salutes his soldiers, and walks into the museum*

Inside the museum were lots of paintings. This was an art museum.

Colonel Von Waldheim: *Puts his jacket, and hat onto a casaco hanger. He slowly walks...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce returned to his mesa, tabela from the bathroom when he noticed Bob was missing.

Pierce: Where did he go?
Waitress: *Arrives* Where did your friend go?
Pierce: That's what I'd like to find out! He must have left without me. *Sits down* I might as well finish this first, then find a way to catch up to him. *Drinks his milkshake, and takes a bite from his burger*

Meanwhile Karl was driving his car through a town called Tipton. He was on the same highway as Tom again, but this time he was behind him.

Karl: *Stops at a red light*
Pony 1: *Stops behind him, and revs his engine twice*
Pony 2: Easy....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Karl was driving his rental car in Bakersfield.

Karl: I got a decent car for free. *Laughs to himself*
Cop: Attention all units, be on the lookout for a 1957 Ford Fairlane stolen from a Hertz rental place just outside of L.A.
Cop 4: Ten-4, we'll keep an eye out for the car.
Cop: The rental company doesn't want any damage on this car. Understood?
Cop 4: Roger.
Karl: *Yawns* Why do I feel so... sleepy? *Falls asleep*

Song: link

Karl: *Swerving to the left, and right*
Ponies: *Honking their horns*
Karl: *Hits the brakes, and turns left. He goes faster*
Cop 4: That car is speeding.
Cop 3: Might also...
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LATER:

Saten: Hello AppleJack.

AppleJack: (with the other girls as they discuss a plan) Ah can't talk wait now Saten.

Saten: But would you help me be a better boyfriend for Trixie.

AppleJack: Surely you must have 'other' X girlfriends. Yer kinda handsome.

Saten: Well.. There was that 'one' girl I tried asking out... But things didn't go well.

FLASHBACK:

Glaze: (in the middle of cantar the arco iris, arco-íris factory música video).

Saten: (comes onto the set, forth mural styled) Excuse me, parden me.

Director: CUUT!... Who the fuck is this!?

Glaze: (facehoof) Saten.. I told you not to bother me at work.

Saten: But...
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Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!
Master Sword: Why'd you bring me to Cake N' bacon, toucinho for our third date, I HATE this place!
Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Sword: To prove my hatred of this place, I'm gonna leave a lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my meal back, even though it's EXACTLY what I ordered!
Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?
Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!
#1: The new MLP:
I never even heard of the new MLP at the time.
And when I was convinced into seeing it, por all those pictures on Facebook.
I can't say I enjoyed it.. In fact.. It was terrible.
But when I heard of all those so called "bronys" I figured to at give it an honest chance before truly judging it.
And the fact it had John De Lancie, only gave me mais reasons to keep giving it an honest chance..


#2: ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD:
I know what you think.
But no.
Discovering this guy had NOTHING to do with my friendship with Windwakerguy430.
It had to do with looking up Freddy Krueger's villain's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case biscoito, bolacha were at a phone booth por a drug store when this happened.

Gordon: *Inserts coins in phone booth, and dials Jim's number*
Case Cracker: *Waits in the car*
Jim: Hello?
Gordon: It's done. Anthony is dead.
Jim: That's good. Come on down to the pizzeria, and I'll-
RIB's: *Shooting ponies in pizzeria*
Jim: *Gets shot* AGH! Get over here quickly!! *Hangs up*
Gordon: *Runs to car* Case, Jim is in trouble. I don't know what's happening, but we have to go help him quickly *Drives onto highway*
Case Cracker: Let's hurry then!
Gordon: *Going 90 miles an hour*
Case Cracker: *Impatiently...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case biscoito, bolacha blew up a room in the Equestrian Pyramid. They were on a lift outside of the building, and were now about to finish the job.

Case Cracker: On your mark. *readies pistol*
Gordon: *Makes lift go down* Get set.
Manehattan Ponies: *Running away*
Gordon: *stops lift* Go *Runs in room*
Case Cracker: *Runs inside. Shoots 3 running away*
Manehattan ponies: *Grab Shotguns*
Gordon: *Shoots a pony's head off* Get behind the counter *Gets behind counter*
Case Cracker: *Ducks behind counter*
Manehattan pónei, pônei 36: *Shoots the counter* Get up, and fight like stallions you cowards!
Case Cracker:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Gordon
Gordon
SeanTheHedgehog and Izfankirby Present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case biscoito, bolacha at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told you that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: oi Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case biscoito, bolacha with you, and meet me at the Pizzeria on Mane Ashbury.
Gordon:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic arco iris, arco-íris as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What are you laughing for? We didn't even start the skit yet.
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What the hell are you doing?! If we didn't even start the skit, what makes you think it's the end?

Now the skit starts. At the Ponyville golf course, Mitchell, and Olson were playing against each other.

Mitchell: *Waiting to hit the ball as he hears a train's horn*
Olson: *Waiting*
Mitchell: *Hits...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Link to part 3: link

Ditto: There are two things I want you to do.
Thomas: I thought you said there was only one thing.
Ditto: Yeah, well.. I lied about that. I want you to practice concentration, and spiking the ball.
Erik: I can't believe you lied to us coach.
Ditto: Yeah, I know. Now start practicing, first on spiking. Thomas, Mimi, and Joe, you go on one side of the net, and the rest of you stay on the other side.
Silver: That's fine. I had no anticipation on leaving this side of the net anyway.
Ditto: Good. *Throws voleibol to Thomas* Spike it Tom.
Thomas: *Spikes the ball, but it goes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After some time passed, the diamond cachorros got their ship repaired. Well, actually they didn't do anything. They just watched the repair pónei, pônei fix their ship.

Repair Pony: There. Your ship has been repaired. It'll cost you-
Indiana Bones: *Shoots the ground near the pony's hoof* We won't be paying anything if you don't mind.
Repair Pony: *Nervous* Uh no. I don't mind. Go ahead. The repairs are free.
Indiana Bones: Just the way we like it. Right fellas?
Diamond Dogs: Yeah.

As they were getting their ship out of the repairs, Martin went back into the guard tower, and looked through his microscope....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Why are we always standing in front of the exact same house?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Don't ask me. Ask the director.
Master Sword: He's not even here.
Tom: Why not?
Master Sword: He got arrested for drunk driving, and attacking a police officer, thinking it was a zombie panda.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Strange.... very very strange. Today's crossover parody, Barbie: Life In The Russian Front.
Audience:...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!)
added by tinkerbell66799