I arrive at the bus stop at 8:20 AM sharp. Five minutos later, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman arrive. Stan, in my opinion, is kinda cute. Cute as in, I would squeal if he asked me out. Thanks to my awesome luck, he's already dating another girl, Wendy Testaburger. Kenny, he's nothing special. he's really gross though, if you ask me. Today, on his way to the bus stop, I saw him take a used condom out of his casaco pocket and throw it out onto the street.Cartman, on the other hand, is a whole other story. He's like if bananas, pee, math class, and all the girls at my school were made into a smoothie, batido and I was forced to drink it.
"Hey Kylie, do you have five bucks that I can borrow?'' Cartman asks me. "oh yeah, that's right! You're a jew so you put all your money in the bank and you never spend it!''
Shut up, Cartman!'' I replied. "you're so fat that when you asked for a water mattress you were taken to sea world!"
"Hey Kylie, do you have five bucks that I can borrow?'' Cartman asks me. "oh yeah, that's right! You're a jew so you put all your money in the bank and you never spend it!''
Shut up, Cartman!'' I replied. "you're so fat that when you asked for a water mattress you were taken to sea world!"
I feel like I am you. We are like sisters. Kyle is the best South Park character ever and i read your artigo about only a few people liking Kyle anymore and I think your right. Not many people like Kyle anymore, I wish they did, but I do and he is the coolest SP character ever and sorry about how stupid this may seem. I'm only in seventh grade. That makes me think about how they are in like what? fourth grade most of the series and there cusing like they're in eleventh grade. But still Kyle is awesome and i respect his JewishGingerness.
If your username is in the título or you are a kyle hater in this fã club, please read this.
Over the course of me being in this club, I have noticed that you guys have been putting real nasty things about kyle, like "I hate you kyle!", and other mean things about him. Please stop. It isn't cool. If you hate kyle so much, then why don't you just stop posting this kind of stuff, or leave the club? Nobody else in the club likes it. Look, I know that kyle did some stuff that might look bad to others. However, it is not your job to embrace it and be a hater in a club full of Kyle lovers.
EVERYONE ELSE, YOU ARE VERY WELCOME.
Over the course of me being in this club, I have noticed that you guys have been putting real nasty things about kyle, like "I hate you kyle!", and other mean things about him. Please stop. It isn't cool. If you hate kyle so much, then why don't you just stop posting this kind of stuff, or leave the club? Nobody else in the club likes it. Look, I know that kyle did some stuff that might look bad to others. However, it is not your job to embrace it and be a hater in a club full of Kyle lovers.
EVERYONE ELSE, YOU ARE VERY WELCOME.
and as I stared I counted,
the webs from all the spiders
catching things and eating their insides
like indecision to call you,
to hear your voice of treason
will you come início and stop this pain tonight?
stop this pain tonight"
I read the response with great excitement. I knew that Kyle was the boy that I was looking for. He truly was the man of my dreams, you could say. I had a good feeling that for the first time, I'll actually have a real friend. I hope that he isn't some douchbag that somehow found out about my dream, dressed like Kyle, only to try to get some secrets from me. If that were the case, I would probably kill myself or something.
the webs from all the spiders
catching things and eating their insides
like indecision to call you,
to hear your voice of treason
will you come início and stop this pain tonight?
stop this pain tonight"
I read the response with great excitement. I knew that Kyle was the boy that I was looking for. He truly was the man of my dreams, you could say. I had a good feeling that for the first time, I'll actually have a real friend. I hope that he isn't some douchbag that somehow found out about my dream, dressed like Kyle, only to try to get some secrets from me. If that were the case, I would probably kill myself or something.
"Come over here, you fucking monster!" I ordered to Kyle
I then wrapped my arms around his warm, unsuspecting body. He had a look of suprise on his face. I know that he thought that I was gonna beat him up, but I knew better. If I did that, then we would have to start this all over again.
We held hands as we walked back to our classroom. When we returned, Mr. Garrison was gone, and everyone was looking in our direction. Everyone must've heard about what happened.
"Let's hear it for Kyle and Kylie!" Kevin Stoley shouted from the back of the classroom.
Everyone started to applaud and whistle, as it we just won an award. Apparently, we were stunning and brave, Just like Catlyn Jenner.
I then wrapped my arms around his warm, unsuspecting body. He had a look of suprise on his face. I know that he thought that I was gonna beat him up, but I knew better. If I did that, then we would have to start this all over again.
We held hands as we walked back to our classroom. When we returned, Mr. Garrison was gone, and everyone was looking in our direction. Everyone must've heard about what happened.
"Let's hear it for Kyle and Kylie!" Kevin Stoley shouted from the back of the classroom.
Everyone started to applaud and whistle, as it we just won an award. Apparently, we were stunning and brave, Just like Catlyn Jenner.