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posted by dragons0214
The rest of the school dia was normal, at least for South Park standards. My hand was hurting por the middle of the days from taking so many notes about the Kardashian family. Abraham knows why I even bother to do something so trivial. I already knew all of this crap from girls gossiping in the hallways.

One thing that happened that dia that was really interesting. In the middle of class, there was a crumples sheet of paper on the corner of my desk. I assumed it was a note from Kyle, but boy was I wrong. I opened it.

Dear Kylie,
I see you having eye sex with Kyle. that piece of jewish white chocolate...
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posted by MoreThanFangirl
When I saw you in the store,
I did not know I´ll be more
than a fangirl.

You helped me, you made me cry,
you made me ask myself "Why
are you not real?
Why can´t your wounds heal?"
You´re like me, that´s what I feel,
and their hearts are just of steel.

Now I amor every single curl
of your hair,
for you I care;
and I have fear
´cause you´re not here!

All this excitement, it´s called "love",
though I can only amor you that way,
I wish you Masel Tov
and a happy birthday!
posted by dragons0214
As Kyle and I walked into school, everyone was staring at us like we were conjoined twins or something. It was really getting on my nerves. couples walk into school together all the time!


"What's the matter?" I shouted to everyone. "Never seen freinds walk into school together.

Then Bebe walks up to us. God, I hate her. Even mais than I hate Cartman. It seems like it's her life long goal to make my life miserable.

"we're not suprised that a couple is walking down the halls, we're suprised that anyone would want to be with you. All you ever do is talk about bands no one cares about and how you...
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Me: (is in a brutal fight with Carla, which leaves me outside on the ground, hurt brutally and beaten cold.)
Janay: Michelle?
Me: (I open my eyes) Hi Janay. (then my eyes are closed again)
Janay: Oh my god! We have to call the ambulance!
Kenny: (muffled) Janay, what's wrong?
Janay: Michelle's hurt!
Stan: WHAT?!?!?!
Cartman: What's going on?!? (then sees that Michelle's face is half white and half filled with blood) Michelle? Oh my god!!!!!!! SOMEBODY CALL 911!
Janay: (immediately calls 911)
Kyle: Guys, is everything okay!?!?!?!?!?
Cartman: Michelle got hurt in a fight!
(then the ambulância comes and places...
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posted by dragons0214
I am going to throw it out there that I do not mean to offend anyone with this artigo or the pesquisa I have posted.

As you know if you watch south park, Kyle and Stan are best friends. This leads to the pairing of Style.many fans, have took this pairing too far. Ever go on Fanfiction. Com to read south park fã fictions? If you do, you know that most of them involve Kyle and Stan being gay or them having sex. Same thing for most of the fã art I have seen. People that post this kind of stuff are ignorant of some key points of the show. First, Stan has a girlfriend (Wendy), and Kyle has been through many relationships with girls. These points makes the stan and Kyle are gay theory look stupid. Stan and Kyle are only good friends, and nothing more. The rest of the world needs to accept this.

PLEASE SHARE THIS WITH ANYONE WHO IS PART OF THE PROBLEM.
posted by MoreThanFangirl
- Kyle´s house number is 1002.

- His e-mail adress is 69ingchipmunks@me.com

- He could make Cuba free.

- He had his first kiss with Bebe in a truth-or-dare game.

- His mom is from New Jersey and it´s one of the reasons why Cartman bullies him.

- He is a fã of Family Guy.

-He can hit very hard, as Cartman had to find out.

- He wanted to burn the school down after the girls voted him the ugliest boy of the class.

- He killed Kenny.

- Kyle´s face looks like his father´s face, though his nose is like his mom´s nose.

- Cartman bullies Kyle because: he is a Jew, a Ginger and from Jersey. And his family has quite much money.

- He looked after Kenny before he had to die another time.

- Kyle can sing and play the guitar.

- He had a problem with his sense of rhythm.

- His character changed during the show.
posted by dragons0214
Last night I had the weirdest dream. I was standing in a field the grama was moving with the wind like waves. A couple yards away, stood a boy.He had an laranja coat, dark green pants, and a hat that was green, my favorito color.He was facing away from me, so I couldn't see his face

"Hello. Who are you?" I asked

The boy turned around,to reveal eyes as green as the purest emerald.

"My name is Kyle. I'm the boy version of you. Someday, we'll be together in your world." the boy answered.


I woke up drenched in sweat. I vowed to never tell this dream to anyone.
It was 2:37 and I was trying my hardest to get my dad to drive me to the South Park Mall, but, of course, he was refusing to be as quick as I would like him to be.
"Dad! I'm supposed to be at the Mall at... 3'o'clock and you're lagging!" I yelled as my dad sat on the couch, putting on his shoes ever so slowly.
"Hold on, Stan, sheez..." My dad said with agitation, "What's going on exactly? Are you late for an appointment or what?"
"No! I just have to get there as soon as possible! My friends have been waiting for me."
"Alright, alright," My dad rolled his eyes and stood up. "Hey, you wanna stop...
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posted by dragons0214
I apologize for not uploading mais installations of this series. i was so busy with installing Kylie, composição literária Kylie, and composição literária other fã fictions that I forgot all about it.

Kyle, i believe, has the most diverse relationships with other characters than any other character on the show. All of the other characters seem to have only two relationship types with other characters. Kyle has a wide variety.

First, His relationship with Stan. Most fãs know that the two are super best friends, to the point that people in the fandom start to pergunta whether or not they are gay for each other. However,...
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posted by Bery
Some observations and analysis about Kyle on my favourite episode of South Park, the two-parter Cartoon Wars from season 10.


Cartoon Wars I and II

Personally, I think that Kyle's best momment on the show was most probably Cartoon Wars I and II, he really shined in this two-parter.

At first, Cartman makes Kyle doubt his beliefs and opinions, through lies and faking care for the muslims, and get to the wrong conclussion because Kyle, unlike Cartman, actually cares, and Cartman, being not anywhere near as stupid as most people like to believe, knew this and used it to manipulate Kyle.

So there we...
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posted by dragons0214
This One reason is probably one of my favorito reasons why I amor Kyle Broflovski.


I amor his individuality. He never changes anything about himself for anyone. My favorito example of this is in the episode 'South Park is gay!" When the guys gave him a makeover that turned him into a metrosexual, he didn't feel like himself. So you know what he did? The seguinte day, he went to school in his usual hat and coat.

Along with this, Kyle takes pride in his religion, like I mentioned in the first part of this series. The only thing about him that i wish would change is that he starts taking pride in his hair. after all, his hair is what makes him stand out in the crowd.
The following reason i've talked about on the south park page, but it's so important that i had to write about it here.

If you hadn't read it yet, i'm talking about how relatable Kyle is. You don't have to be jewish in order to relate with what Kyle goes through with Cartman on the show. I can safely say that everyone on earth has been bullied, teased, or made fun of for something about them. Kyle? Every single episode he's persecuted for being jewish. this is why I think he's so relatable. He can help others with what their going through por being a type of role model. i know that he has helped me numerous times.
posted by codyxgwen101
Elizabeth:
I looked into the sky. Shooting estrela were flying across it.Then i saw a boy to my left. He was Watching the stars.

Kyle: As i was watching the stars with cartman, Kenny, and Stan, i saw a girl.She was the same age but boy was she Beautiful. She had long silky reddish blackish hair flying down her shoulder.Her eyes were magnificent. They were a Shinning Blood red.Her smile was Sweet. Her Black suéter, camisola was a little 2 big. She also had Jeans on. I walked over to her."hi my name is Kyle! You new here?".She looked at me and smiled and when she spoke it was like honey flowing from a jar. "yeah i am". she shyly said."My names Lizabeth".i took lizzie por the hand and led her to the guys. "guys this is Lizabeth. shes new here!" Stan looked at her and said "im stan". "Im kenny." "The names cartman Bitch. what u doing with that stupid jew?"......
posted by MoreThanFangirl
Okay.... I have to get it out of me. I am angry.

Kyle used to be very important in South Park. He was shown from his best side throughout in the older episodes. (Well, except the ones where he was really mean to Cartman, but okay.)
Then, there was Season 11 where he had to kill Jesus.
Then, there was Season 12 where he got Aids. (He got cured but... before, he laughed at Cartman. That doesn´t go well with his normal character, I thought...)
Some people startet hating him, but I forgave him.
Then... Season 15... Humancentipad. Many fãs don´t like him any mais because of his ordeal and a rumor...
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Me: (calls up Kyle) oi Kyle, what's up?
Kyle: Not much, Michelle, just sick.
Me: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
Kyle: It's OK, Michelle. It's not your fault. It was the people who tried to pressure me into acid's faults.
Me: Oh.
Kyle: I gotta go. See you later, Michelle.
Me: OK. Later, buddy. (hangs up) then thinks: Why did Kyle get some acid anyway with Ike? Those people are assholes not to give people some drugs.
Mom: Michelle, you okay hun? You look upset.
Me: I'm OK. I just called up Kyle to see how he's doing.
Mom: That's really nice of you to do that!
Me: Thanks, Mom. Besides, I'm his best friend....
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(back to the same scene on the anterior part.)
Clyde: Wow, Michelle. That was awesome on the way you beat Carla up, man.
Me: I know right! She was the biggest cadela, puta in the whole wide world until I killed her off.
Craig: Yeah, that was an epic scene!
(at school, I wear the same outfit I wore yesterday but my casaco was now red instead of black, my camisa was still grey and graphic, my hat was now all in cobalt and in the same style as Stan's, my mittens were still in their same cobalt color, my pants were black, and my sneakers were still black.)
Kyle: Wow, Michelle. You changed quite a bit.
Me: Yeah,...
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posted by dragons0214
The seguinte morning, I woke up at 7:30 AM. I put on an laranja blusa and dark green pants, in honor of the boy in my dream. I didn't bother to do anything with my hair, because it's so crazy and curly that I can't do anything with it. I look like Shirley Temple having a bad hair day.I walked down the stairs to see my dad at the dining room table, leitura the newspaper. He looks nothing like me, except for the green eyes. He had straight brown hair,and a purple yalmuka

"there's my red-haired bundle of joy!'' he exclaimed as I walk down the stairs.

I appreciate his dad-ness, but I'm far from his bundle of joy. I'm not the popular cheerleader that every dad expects out of their daughter. All I do is listen to pop punk while I write poems and stories about sorrow and draw demons and dragons. I walked out the door without saying a word to him. bus stop bound, I guess.
A couple of days ago, I read and answered a pergunta about kyle not being the shit. This got me thinking about the role kyle plays in the show that no one knows of. I am of course, talking about revealing the secret message in south park episodes.

For those of you that have been watching south park for a while, you know that Kyle is famous for "i 've learned something today........" speeches. Over the course of the eight and a half years I have watched south park, I realised that kyle is giving away the moral of the episode. A good example is in ALL OF THE EPISODE THAT HE SAYS SOMETHING REALLY...
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posted by MoreThanFangirl
Whoever comes to this club - "kyle broflovski" on fanpop - as a Kyle fan, hater or whatever, may have quickly noticed that the posts of several fãs (mostly obsessed fangirls) were written over a ano atrás . That means, only a few fãs - for example me (MoreThanFangirl), Obro and dragons0214 - are still regularly online on fanpop and/ or have been posting stuff about Kyle for the last few minutes, hours, days, weeks, months...
So Kyle doesn´t have fãs anymore? All those people who used to be so crazy about him - it would be mean if I named examples - and posted messages like "I amor him" or...
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posted by dragons0214
over the years of me being a hopeless romantic for Kyle, people always ask me, "what do you see in him?" Well, I'm about to set the record straight for why I amor him so much.

First of all, his high level of morals. whenever stuff goes down in the town of south park, you can always count on Kyle to take the experience and turn it into a life lesson, with his notorious 'I learned something today' speeches.


segundo of all, his pride for being different because of his religion. over the course of the show, I have seen Kyle transform from a boy who didn't know a thing about judaism, even though he practiced it, into a a jew that took pride in his religion, and he doesn't take crap from anyone who thinks anything different about it.

there are so many mais reasons why i amor him, that I need to write mais artigos about why I amor him.