Me: *Starts Putting On Sunblock*
Mum:Why Are You Doing That?
Me: I Dont Wanna Get Burned por Justins Extreme Hotness ;)
Teacher: STOP TWEETING JUSTIN IN CLASS!
Me: Why Are You Shouting At Me? We All Know You Do It Too!!!
Teacher:Stop Talking About Bieber In Class!Now,Back to Math.
Me: Do U HONESTLY Think I Can Function Properly After U Mentioned His hot Name?
Me: AHHHHHHH! Justin Bieber's "U Smile" Video Is Out! Ive Got To Go início & Watch It! *Runs Out Of Classroom*
Teacher: GET BACK HERE!
Brother:Bieber Is Gay!
Me: Oh Really?Then Please Explain To Me Why "U Smile" Is Your Ringtone.
Brother: Well I-
Me: I Would Hate To Be A Guy!!
Boy: Why?
Me: Because Every Guy On The Planet Is Threatened por Bieber's Hotness.
*Guy Rolls Eyes*
Friend: How Can Justin Get His Hair To Stay In That One Position?
Me: I Guess Gravity Has The Bieber Fever Too. ;)
*Love Me Comes On* Justin: amor Me amor Me,Say That You amor Me-
Me:I amor YOU JUSTIN!
*Mum Gives Weird Look*
Me:What? He Told Me To Say It!
Me: I Need To Use A GPS Everytime I Look At Justin. Mum: Why?
Me: Because I Always Seem To Get lost In His Eyes. ;)
*Mum Rolls Eyes*
Mom: WAKE UP!!!
Me: *doesn't move*
Mom: JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!
Me: ahhh!! where!!! *rolls out of bed*
CREDIT goes to @OMbieberjokes on twitter
