This is not my fav and it should be so much better seeing as you waited for like ever. Anyways, read and review:)…or you can just read but then...LOL!!!
“Go!” Everyone heard Avin yell. They all threw their lines into the water and waited for the fish. “I think I got one.” Lisa said two minutos into the chalenge. “Seriously? That fast?” He asked. “Yeah.” She reeled in and faught the peixe until it popped up out of the water. She put the peixe in the bucket and then Hugh started getting a bite. He hooked the peixe and brought it to costa and popped that one in the bucket. They were doing well until Lisa started having troubles. “Hugh. This one is too strong for me and my arms are killing me.” She said trying her best to fight the huge fish. He took the pole and tried his best to fight it. He stepped progressivo, para a frente to get a better grip on the grama and stepped on a patch of wet, slippery grass. He started to slip and wouldn’t have fallen in if he didn’t squirm just right. He fell into the water with a splash.
“Are you okay?” She asked trying to hold back her laugh once he came to the surface. “I think so…holy crap. I just fell into this water. Is there any nasty things in here?” He asked rising. “…” She put her hands over her mouth to try and stop her from laughing. “What?” He asked seriously. “…my brothers used to pee in this pond all the time.” She said and then burst out laughing. “That’s great.” He got out soaking wet. “I’m sorry. This is not funny. Let’s get you…in the bathtub.” She said and then let out a little laugh as she threw back the fish. They walked back…this time taking the long way so to avoid the mud. “Hey! You two got so many you need another buket?” Her father asked and then looked up to see Hugh soaking wet. “We have to forfitt. We got a swimmer.” Lisa said going to pat Hugh on the back but then realized what he fell into. “…oh. Well he’s walking up to the house. Sorry bud but you are not getting into my mula full of piss water.” Alvin said making Lisa burst out laughing again.
“Shower will be waiting. Take your clothes off at the door.” Lisa got on the mula and drove away leaving Hugh to walk up to the house. When he got up to the house he looked around to make sure noone was looking. He stripped down and put his wet clothes on the grama and walked into the house. He did not feel comfortable at all walking through Lisa’s parent’s house naked. He quickly went upstairs and saw Lisa laying on the cama leitura something. “Rinse off in the chuveiro and then hop in the tub with me.” She said standing and winking at him. He didn’t argue and hopped in the shower. When he came out he saw a very sexy and very naked Lisa Edelstein relaxing in the tub. “Mind if I cadastrar-se you ma’am?” He asked politley. “I can’t take you seriously when your naked.” She giggled a bit. He sunk in the tub with her.
“You smell a lot better.” She said tickling his feet under the water. “Stop!” He squeeled. “I think the baby needs a foot rub.” Lisa said putting her feet on his chest. “The baby or you?” He asked starting to rub her feet. “It’s for the baby. If I’m calm the baby is calm.” She said closing her eyes and enjoying her foot rub. “Ahhh. I see.” He said. His voice just made her melt. Before she met Hugh she didn’t like British accents. She thought they were annoying. Then she heard his voice and that made her change her mind. His voice was her serenade that put her to sleep at night. “Sleeping beauty. Let’s get you to bed.” He said getting out of the water. She had fallen asleep while sonhar acordado of his voice. He wrapped a towel around his waist and gently lifted her out of the water. He carried her naked and light body into the bedroom.
She didn’t wake up for any of this because she was still dreaming of his voice. He laid her on the cama and got her dressed into her pajamas and then slipped her under the covers. He placed a small kiss on her forhead and whispered ‘I amor you’ and then qietly left the room. He could hear the others coming back so he ran down and grabbed his wet clothes and didn’t know what to do with them. He panicked and threw them in the garbage upstairs and then ran into the bedroom and got dressed. When he heard someone enter he casually walked down the stairs. “Get all cleaned up?” Bonnie asked him as she washed her hands. “Yes, I did.” Hugh replied. “Where’s Lisa?” Bonnie asked noticing that she wasn’t around. “She was awfully tired so she’s sleeping.” Hugh said. “Well, a baby will do that to you.” Bonnie said and then called everyone in before it got any darker.
Hugh said goodnight to everyone as did everyone else. He stood in the bathroom looking at himself in the mirror. He lathered his face in shaving cream and started to shave and looked away from the mirror for a moment to grab the razor. When he looked back at it what he saw was terrifying. Karen stood behind him smiling. “Hey there stud.” She said trying her best to act sexy. She was no match for Lisa and he knew it. “Hi Karen. Did you need anything?” He asked ignoring what she was trying to do. “Actually I do need something.” She said. “I need you.” She whispered into his ear. He turned around and stared at her.
“Karen. Listen to me. You are nothing compared to Lisa…and I mean that as you are not as beautiful nor sexy. I can’t even believe you two are sisters. I see no resemblence…at all. If you do care about Lisa you would stop wasting your time trying to get me because it’s not only going to hurt Lisa but it’s no use because I’m faithful.” Hugh said keeping a good distance away from her. “You weren’t faithful with your last wife were you.” She pointed out. “No I wasn’t. I’m a bastard for that but I am not putting Lisa through what I put my mistress and my wife through…never. So why don’t you go back to your own room.” Hugh said firmly. “But I amor you baby.” Karen said composição literária in the shaving cream on his face. “I am not and never will be your baby and I will not or ever amor you.” Hugh’s words told Karen to back off and she did so. She walked out of the bathroom and into her own room.
He turned to the mirror and looked at the coração that Karen had drawn in his shaving cream. He took his razor and shaved down the middle of the heart. “Hey.” Lisa said poking her head into the bathroom. “Hey.” He replied. “I heard you and Karen talking.” She said coming closer to him. “…oh.” He rinsed his face off. “You really feel that way about me?” She asked leaning agaist the sink. He sighed and looked at her. “Why do you doubt my amor for you so?” He asked in a kind manor. “It’s not that I doubt it. I just like hearing you say it.” She smiled at him and he smiled back. They pulled eachother into a hug. “I amor you.” He whispered in her ear making her smile against him. “I amor you too.”
This is SO corny and crappy and well not the best but I WILL get a decent chappie up sometime. LOL!!!
“Go!” Everyone heard Avin yell. They all threw their lines into the water and waited for the fish. “I think I got one.” Lisa said two minutos into the chalenge. “Seriously? That fast?” He asked. “Yeah.” She reeled in and faught the peixe until it popped up out of the water. She put the peixe in the bucket and then Hugh started getting a bite. He hooked the peixe and brought it to costa and popped that one in the bucket. They were doing well until Lisa started having troubles. “Hugh. This one is too strong for me and my arms are killing me.” She said trying her best to fight the huge fish. He took the pole and tried his best to fight it. He stepped progressivo, para a frente to get a better grip on the grama and stepped on a patch of wet, slippery grass. He started to slip and wouldn’t have fallen in if he didn’t squirm just right. He fell into the water with a splash.
“Are you okay?” She asked trying to hold back her laugh once he came to the surface. “I think so…holy crap. I just fell into this water. Is there any nasty things in here?” He asked rising. “…” She put her hands over her mouth to try and stop her from laughing. “What?” He asked seriously. “…my brothers used to pee in this pond all the time.” She said and then burst out laughing. “That’s great.” He got out soaking wet. “I’m sorry. This is not funny. Let’s get you…in the bathtub.” She said and then let out a little laugh as she threw back the fish. They walked back…this time taking the long way so to avoid the mud. “Hey! You two got so many you need another buket?” Her father asked and then looked up to see Hugh soaking wet. “We have to forfitt. We got a swimmer.” Lisa said going to pat Hugh on the back but then realized what he fell into. “…oh. Well he’s walking up to the house. Sorry bud but you are not getting into my mula full of piss water.” Alvin said making Lisa burst out laughing again.
“Shower will be waiting. Take your clothes off at the door.” Lisa got on the mula and drove away leaving Hugh to walk up to the house. When he got up to the house he looked around to make sure noone was looking. He stripped down and put his wet clothes on the grama and walked into the house. He did not feel comfortable at all walking through Lisa’s parent’s house naked. He quickly went upstairs and saw Lisa laying on the cama leitura something. “Rinse off in the chuveiro and then hop in the tub with me.” She said standing and winking at him. He didn’t argue and hopped in the shower. When he came out he saw a very sexy and very naked Lisa Edelstein relaxing in the tub. “Mind if I cadastrar-se you ma’am?” He asked politley. “I can’t take you seriously when your naked.” She giggled a bit. He sunk in the tub with her.
“You smell a lot better.” She said tickling his feet under the water. “Stop!” He squeeled. “I think the baby needs a foot rub.” Lisa said putting her feet on his chest. “The baby or you?” He asked starting to rub her feet. “It’s for the baby. If I’m calm the baby is calm.” She said closing her eyes and enjoying her foot rub. “Ahhh. I see.” He said. His voice just made her melt. Before she met Hugh she didn’t like British accents. She thought they were annoying. Then she heard his voice and that made her change her mind. His voice was her serenade that put her to sleep at night. “Sleeping beauty. Let’s get you to bed.” He said getting out of the water. She had fallen asleep while sonhar acordado of his voice. He wrapped a towel around his waist and gently lifted her out of the water. He carried her naked and light body into the bedroom.
She didn’t wake up for any of this because she was still dreaming of his voice. He laid her on the cama and got her dressed into her pajamas and then slipped her under the covers. He placed a small kiss on her forhead and whispered ‘I amor you’ and then qietly left the room. He could hear the others coming back so he ran down and grabbed his wet clothes and didn’t know what to do with them. He panicked and threw them in the garbage upstairs and then ran into the bedroom and got dressed. When he heard someone enter he casually walked down the stairs. “Get all cleaned up?” Bonnie asked him as she washed her hands. “Yes, I did.” Hugh replied. “Where’s Lisa?” Bonnie asked noticing that she wasn’t around. “She was awfully tired so she’s sleeping.” Hugh said. “Well, a baby will do that to you.” Bonnie said and then called everyone in before it got any darker.
Hugh said goodnight to everyone as did everyone else. He stood in the bathroom looking at himself in the mirror. He lathered his face in shaving cream and started to shave and looked away from the mirror for a moment to grab the razor. When he looked back at it what he saw was terrifying. Karen stood behind him smiling. “Hey there stud.” She said trying her best to act sexy. She was no match for Lisa and he knew it. “Hi Karen. Did you need anything?” He asked ignoring what she was trying to do. “Actually I do need something.” She said. “I need you.” She whispered into his ear. He turned around and stared at her.
“Karen. Listen to me. You are nothing compared to Lisa…and I mean that as you are not as beautiful nor sexy. I can’t even believe you two are sisters. I see no resemblence…at all. If you do care about Lisa you would stop wasting your time trying to get me because it’s not only going to hurt Lisa but it’s no use because I’m faithful.” Hugh said keeping a good distance away from her. “You weren’t faithful with your last wife were you.” She pointed out. “No I wasn’t. I’m a bastard for that but I am not putting Lisa through what I put my mistress and my wife through…never. So why don’t you go back to your own room.” Hugh said firmly. “But I amor you baby.” Karen said composição literária in the shaving cream on his face. “I am not and never will be your baby and I will not or ever amor you.” Hugh’s words told Karen to back off and she did so. She walked out of the bathroom and into her own room.
He turned to the mirror and looked at the coração that Karen had drawn in his shaving cream. He took his razor and shaved down the middle of the heart. “Hey.” Lisa said poking her head into the bathroom. “Hey.” He replied. “I heard you and Karen talking.” She said coming closer to him. “…oh.” He rinsed his face off. “You really feel that way about me?” She asked leaning agaist the sink. He sighed and looked at her. “Why do you doubt my amor for you so?” He asked in a kind manor. “It’s not that I doubt it. I just like hearing you say it.” She smiled at him and he smiled back. They pulled eachother into a hug. “I amor you.” He whispered in her ear making her smile against him. “I amor you too.”
This is SO corny and crappy and well not the best but I WILL get a decent chappie up sometime. LOL!!!
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