Dear Huddy Army spot,
HELP! I have been taken hostage por a rabid tribe of wild Hamerons!! I fear they are still on the loose! There is only one way to stop them, so listen carefully!!
We must call forth the Huddy army, the protectors of all things Huddy! This is what needs to be done:
On the segundo Tuesday of the eleventh month, the moon will be perfectly in line with Planet X. When this occurs all the llamas on oldmovie’s lhama farm will reach full height! At once, all the peixe that can be found must be placed securely in Cuddles’ trousers as she hangs form the balcony of PPTH, cantar her favourite Huddy songs. Meanwhile babybell must grow a beard that can stretch to the North Pole so she can tie it around a mountain in Greenland. A procession of ducks must then walk along it, each holding a banner for a different ship and blowing French Horns. Upon hearing the noise and commotion and seeing a picture of the kiss written on a poster going above their heads all the Hamerons go mad with excitement and grow a 3rd leg. At the same time PotterGal must call forth all the Chamerons who must simultaneously cut off all the extra legs, turning all the Hamerons to dust, apart from their heads. You must then convince a heard of elephants to trample upon them, leaving all except one. This must then also be put down Cuddles’ trousers, where it shall be eaten por the fish.
This is of utmost importance!!
As for me, I will make a jangada made out of Chandlerfan, my lovely wife, and tie it to a tree. In a year, 2 months, 16 days, 9 hours, 34 minutos and 6 segundos this árvore will fall down, oldmovie farted!! The waves omitted por this shall propel me to Spain, where I shall find PotterGal, who is omnipresent!! She will speak to me in the form of EnjoyHuddy, having no body of her own. I will learn of the events of the past ano and relax. My job will be done, and my atoms will disperse. I will go where the wind takes me, though preferably Hawaii!!
Good luck!!
