One girl linked me link, so I am just posting it here. I did NOT write this. I just wanted to share with you girls, because this was so fun to read! ;))
Attention: This is 'M' (or maybe even MA?!XD) rated fictional story! Very smutty! XD Anyway, enjoy! :P

oh, BTW, I added a couple of pictures because this way it is funnier and mais real. :P

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HERE'S THIS LITTLE THING, KIND OF PLOTLESS/POINTLESS, BUT HERE YOU GO. THIS IS HUDDY CURRENT DAY. (IGNORING BOMBSHELLS COMPLETELY)
[my input: ignoring everything that had happened after Bombshits! :P Huddy is alive in our minds and hearts! Deal with it! And they are like REAL rabbits! HEHE :P]
House is bold font, Cuddy is italics.

What are you wearing

Not now.

Please?

House. I am in a meeting, NOT NOW.

So... when?

Never.

But you denied me this morning too!

That's because I was worried about this meeting, please House, I can't have anymore interruptions!

Fine.
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5 minutos later
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I know you are wearing those lacy thigh highs ;)

Then why did you ask?

Because after you put those on you locked me out of the bathroom.

What's your point?

Point is, I don't know what else is under that tight skirt. I know you look like a high priced call girl on the outside, but I just want to make sure what's underneath matches your leave-nothing-to-the-imagination exterior.

Bye House.

Come on make little Greg happy again like you did last night!

I swear as soon as this meeting's over I'm coming to find you and smash your damn phone.

Ooh sounds promising.

Please, House. I just need to get through this last half hour, I need to pay attention and I will do anything for you to just leave me alone! - (Oh shit, Cuddy thought, typing that without thinking.)

Okay, let's make a deal.

Then you will stop texting me?

Yep.

Okay, fine.

I will stop texting you during this meeting and any other meeting for the rest of the month...

Deal.

Uh-uh, wait just a second. If when you are finished with this one you go right back to your office and tell me what you're wearing.

That's kind of a stupid thing to bargain.

Tell me what you're wearing and then some.

Then some what?

Some mais interesting things.

Such as?

Oh Cuddy don't make me spell it out for you.

Please do.

Ok. s-e-x-t m-e.

HAHAHA.

I'm quite serious and you want me to keep my side of the deal, you'll be serious about it too.

What, so you want me to go to my office and then text dirty things to you?

That's exactly what I want.

Alright... fine.

YES. I EXPECT ONE HOT SEXT IN 25 MINUTES.

Goodbye.
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25 minutos later
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Above the black renda, rendas, laço thigh highs, I am wearing a dark purple correia, fio dental and a matching push up bra.

Oh you can do better than that.

You wanted to know what I was wearing, I told you. Deal.

Oh no no no. I said and THEN SOME.

And what does, and THEN SOME entail?

Imagine you and me, together, alone... What would we be doing?

Arguing.

Do you want me to set your ringtone to the sounds of your orgasm every time I text you and then text you during your budget meeting Friday?

YOU WOULDN'T DARE.

I would and I will if you don't keep up your end of the deal.

Fine. I just need to... get in the mood.

Hmm... take your time ;)

I've never done this before.

Really? I couldn't tell!

You better be nice.

Will you punish me if I don't? =D

I don't know what to say?

Think about what we did last night and the night before and then tell me what you'd like to do tonight.

In detail?

Yes, details would be greatly appreciated.

I'm not sure how to start.

Start with... "If you were here I would..."

This is dumb, wouldn't you rather just come to my office and actually do it?

Is that an option?

No.

Then no. Now start. If you were here I would.

Ugh.

If you were here I would...

I know you can do it, visualize me there, beijar you, grabbing your big ass...

If you kissed my neck in that spot that I amor sooo much, I'd gasp and my coração would start to beat fast.

Now what?

Now I say what I'd do to you next.

Okay.

I would grab your hips and pull you against me and continue to suck and kiss your neck giving you a big hickey. My hand would go to your hair and I'd begin to kiss your delicious mouth.

I embrulho, envoltório my arms around your neck and go up on my toes so I could deepen our kiss, making me feel lightheaded.

Both my hands are in your hair and I walk you up against your escrivaninha, mesa and rub my hard dick against your tiny waist.

Mmmm, I amor when you take control of me.

Well in that case... I pick you up and drop you on your escrivaninha, mesa and push up your tight skirt, bringing one of my hands up to rub the inside of your thigh.

I'm beijar your neck and your shoulder. I let out a moan when your hand reaches my thong. I start to unbutton your shirt.

Your panties are pulled down now and your completely exposed to me.

I tell you to touch me and when you bring your right hand to my clit, I moan loudly.

Cuddy I'm so hard, take off my pants.

I'm sliding your pants off and embrulho, envoltório a hand around your big hard dick.

Hmmm, Cuddy I need you...

I'm stroking your dick, slowly, teasing you while I kiss your neck.

Ohh Cuddy you're amazing...

I slide off the escrivaninha, mesa and push you to sit in a chair.

I kiss you hard on the mouth and run my fingers through your hair.

I'm on my knees in front of you, my face is close to your big dick.

My hands are resting in your hair, my coração is beating hard.

I bomba my hand once mais before I lick the head of your dick then take you in my mouth.

My hands are gently guiding your head up and down.

Your deep in my throat now, but I pull my head back and release you from my mouth.

=(

But I stand up... and lead you to the couch.

We are beijar again and I remove the rest of your clothes.

I take off your clothes quickly, then we are on the couch, you're on topo, início of me and we are beijar and touching each other wherever we can reach. My coração is pounding and I feel my breath quicken, I want you.

Someone's really getting into this!

Shut up and continue.

You are LOVING this.

You want this to end?

Not unless you want a certain sound recorded and set as your ringtone.

It's your turn!

I'm beijar and sucking on your beautiful big tits my hand is going down between your legs.

I moan quietly when you touch me there.

Quietly?

Be patient ;)

I'm stroking you gently, you are so wet for me. As usual.

Mmmm... House please... more.

I slip a finger inside you and bomba it in and out slowly.

I moan LOUDER and bury my face in your neck breathing heavily.

I am beijar you everywhere, now I slip a segundo finger inside you.

Ohh god, Houuseee.

Yesss?

More... please...

Oh, you want more? mais what?

You know what.

Not how this works, Cuddles.

Please House. Fuck me, I need you so badly, I'm so wet for you and I want this mais than anything. I need you inside of me. NOW.

That's mais like it =D. I take my fingers out of you and lift your right leg over my shoulder and push my dick inside of you so slowly.

House... deeper please!

I push myself all the way inside you and begin to mover in and out, slowly, hearing your soft moans when I hit the right spot.

Oh Houseee. I grip your arms and look into your eyes, pleading you to give me more.

I quicken my pace, pushing deep into you, looking back into your eyes with lust.

God... you're so big. Faster. I'm moaning with every thrust.

I push into you even faster and harder, I can feel your body begin to tighten around mine. I know how close you are. I whisper your name in your ear.

I am crying your name out loud, not caring if the whole clinic can hear the sounds of our amor making. I can feel myself getting closer and closer. My nails dig into your arms, your body is driving me crazy, I need more. I plead you to push harder.

Cuddy... I'm grunting your name as I thrust so hard in and out of your insanely tight body. We are both so close. I can feel your heartbeat when I kiss your neck, it's beating heavily and your breaths are shallow.

I embrulho, envoltório my other leg around your back tightly. I'm tightening around you and groaning your name. Houseee, faster please I'm SO CLOSE.

Cuddy. God. I push in and out as hard and fast as I can until I feel both our bodies release. My brain is clouded with intense pleasure and thoughts of you.

I feel my whole body tingling, you pull out of me slowly, not wanting this amazing moment to end. I bring my legs down and embrulho, envoltório my arms around you, I amor you, I whisper in your ear.

I amor you too, Cuddy. My breaths are slowing along with my heartbeat, my body is covered in sweat and I collapse seguinte to you on the couch, wrapping my arms around your waist.

I sigh, that was amazing.

YES IT WAS.

That was... actually really hot ;)

Damn it, Cuddy. I'm fucking hard. Sitting in my office. Alone.

Really?

I promise I'll be a reaallly good... if you come up here and help me out with this little situation =D

House... we shouldn't.

Who cares? You're the boss, plus you can't say that you aren't completely turned on right now. I bet your purple panties are soaked.

You're a pig, you know that.

But you amor me. And you made me really really horny. My pants don't fit anymore. Please be a good girlfriend and make them fit again.

You can't do it yourself?

I could, but you wouldn't subject me to that, would you Cuddlebuns?

Subject you to what? Being a man?

I'll make you another deal.

Okay, go.

I will save your bunda seguinte time you need me to do your clinic hours because you have to prepare for a meeting or take a nap or something.

That doesn't happen that often.

Neither does me getting hard in my office, so it's a fair deal.

So, seguinte time that I need you to do my clinic duty because I'm too busy, you'll just do it, no arguments?

Nope. As long as you get your pretty bunda up here and fix my problem.

How?

Well we could go to the janitors closet and fuck =)

NO SEX.

Fine, blowjob. PLEASE?

Fine. Where?

My office is perfectly fine.

No it is not. You don't have a LOCK!

How about I just come down to your office.

You're going to walk through the hospital with an erection? HA.

I'll figure something out. DON'T MOVE.

So I'm blowing you in my office. Great...

Don't sound so excited Cuddy!

Are you on your way?

I'm in the elevator as we text.

Please don't tell anyone about this?

About the office blowjob? Can't do that, then every donor in the world would be lining up behind me.

Very funny... I mean the 'sexting'. Not even Wilson, it's kind of embarrassing.

Even if I did, he would never believe me.

Even so, don't.

I promise I won't. Almost there!

Am I getting anything out of this?

You want something besides the clinic duty?

Well... something physical would be nice too...

BE THERE SOON.

The door to Cuddy's office swung open and House wheeled himself inside. He sat on one of the hospital's wheelchairs with a lunch tray resting somewhat crookedly on his lap. Cuddy heard her text message alert.



Hungry?

Cuddy looked at him after she opened her text message and gave him a sexy grin.

"Yes."

"THANK GOD," House stood up and the tray fell from his lap revealing a very large bulge in his jeans.

"Couch," Cuddy said pointing.

House made his way to sit down on her couch, putting his hands behind his head and leaned back, mais than ready for Cuddy to blow his... mind.

Cuddy still had her cell phone, she typed something and then waited. House's phone dinged.

Ready? ;)

"LESS TEXTING mais SUCKING." House said with a big smile. Cuddy slinked over to him and dropped onto her knees. Her hands moved up his legs and started to unbuckle his cinto, correia and then his button and zipper. She slowly dragged his jeans down to his ankles hearing him groan when she placed a hand over his huge erection in his boxers.

"Cuddddy,"

"This is what you wanted... right?" Cuddy looked up at him and winked, bringing his boxers down to his ankles as well. She gripped his dick and stroked him a few times before licking him lightly. She teased the head and made little circles with her tongue along his shaft. Cuddy brought her mouth to his balls and sucked on them until she knew House couldn't take it anymore, he was groaning her name. She looked up at him with eyes so filled with lust and licked up his dick once mais before taking him in her mouth.

"Ohh... godddd... yeah" House groaned when Cuddy began to bob her head up and down. She brought her head back slowly bringing her hand along with her mouth, stroking him slowly. She popped him out of her mouth, licked the head and then took him deep in her throat, humming while she tickled his very hard dick with her tongue. She squeezed it and sucked slowly. Occasionally her eyes would look up at him, his eye closed, head back and mouth open groaning every time she pushed him farther inside her mouth. She figured she'd tortured him enough and began to suck even harder and mover her head faster. House was groaning her name and she was loving this. She never expected that she would enjoy doing this so much. The whole sexting thing seemed completely ridiculous and the office blowjob even mais so, but god she was so turned on. She could feel her coração pound and she knew she was so wet even though House hadn't even touched her. She took him out of her mouth so she could catch her breath. She looked up at him and licked her lips.

"Cuddy..." House said with a heavy sigh, "You look... like... a mess,"

"Thanks, House," Cuddy said with a frown.

"No, I mean, you," House said, trying to ignore his throbbing dick in her hand, "you look like a hot mess, you look like... like... you want me," He said and raised his eyebrows with excitement.

"Maybe I do," Cuddy replied as she stood up and began to unbutton her top.

"What are you doing?" House wondered, not believing what he assumed was about to happen.

"Fucking my boyfriend," Cuddy paused, "in my office."

"Yessss!" House said, kicking off his shoes, pants, boxers and pulling off his shirt. He grabbed her waist and unzipped her saia quicker than he ever thought possible.

"Eager much?" Cuddy said with a chuckle.

"Eager, horny, needy, whatever, just get over here." Cuddy was completely naked now except for her heels. She bent down to unbuckle them, but she was stopped.

"Leave them on," House said.

"Why?"

"They're called Fuck-me-pumps for a reason, Cuddy," House grinned.

"Okaayyy..." Cuddy said, "You want me to keep them on?" She had a sinister grin on her face.

"Oh yeah..." House said as Cuddy dragged a heel up the side of his leg and rested her knee seguinte to his thigh on the couch. She sat on his lap and kissed him hard on the mouth.

"Ready, big guy?" Cuddy whispered in his ear. Her hands trailed down his chest and found his dick placing it at her hot slick entrance.

"God yes!"

Cuddy sunk down on him. She could feel him fill her completely, she knew this was insane, them doing it in her office, but god he was so amazing and she wanted him so bad.

"House!" Cuddy gasped as she rose up and back down on him, her head back and hands on his shoulders. She began to bounce up and down slowly, rolling her hips every so often. House brought his hands to her boobs and massaged them gently, then brought them to her hips gripping them roughly pushing her down on him hard.

"OH!" Cuddy squeaked then began to breathe heavily. She wrapped her arms around his neck beijar it gently. Cuddy continued to ride him roughly, bouncing on him, groaning at his every touch. Her heels were kind of uncomfortable, but the feeling of House inside her was clouding her mind, he was so deep and big inside her. She was being probed in all of the best places, feeling so full and so high. House was sucking on her sweaty neck, they both panted heavily in each other's arms, feeling the end of their amazing ride coming soon. House could feel Cuddy's body begin to tighten around him and he knew he would be much longer either. He wet heat squeezing him so hard it was unbelievable. He loved watching her boobs bounce each time her body dropped farther on his dick. He knew she was doing all the work, but she didn't seem to mind. Even so, he figured he'd make this even mais worth her while. House moved her face to his and kissed her rough on the mouth, making sure she knew just what she was doing to him, driving him completely insane. Then, while they continued to make out, he moved one hand to her hair and the other to her clit, massaging it gently. He heard her gasp and then he knew she was a goner. They kissed fiercely and Cuddy's body shook and tightened around him, and they came together. House could feel himself release inside her and he groaned her name, knowing they were being very loud, but hardly caring because he was fucking the most beautiful woman in the world. He heard Cuddy call out his name once mais before she slumped over him. The only sound in her office was their rhythmic breaths. House kissed Cuddy on the forehead.

"That was sooo worth it," He said.

"Worth what?" Cuddy said, her mind still clouded from her orgasm.

"The deal, no inappropriate texting and covering your clinic duty," House reminded her.

"Oh, that..." Cuddy climbed off him and lay across the couch, her legs on his lap. House stroked her smooth legs as they sat in silence for a minute.

"I can't believe we just did that," Cuddy said.

"You were sooo loud!" House said smiling widely.

"No I wasn't!" Cuddy blushed.

"Yeah, you were. I'm pretty sure the whole hospital knows that you just got fucked!" House laughed.

"You weren't exactly trying to keep it a secret either!" Cuddy tried not to shout.

"For once, let's not fight. That was some of the best sex we've ever had and I don't want to ruin the moment," House said with a sigh.

"Hmm. Deal. So, was I really that loud?" Cuddy asked worriedly.

"Afraid so, but if it's worth anything, you were soooo hot. With your tits bouncing in my face and that blow job. DAMN!," House replied.

"Technically the deal was only for the blow job so-" Cuddy was interrupted.

"No. I'm not doing mais clinic duty!" House argued.

"You didn't let me finish! The deal was only for the blow job, BUT since you were sooo amazing and it was a reallllly great orgasm, I'll let it slide. We just can't make this a habit, okay?" Cuddy said.

"I'm happy you are satisfied, I am also very... satisfied..." House raised his eyebrows and smirked.

"Hmm... I didn't say anything about being... satisfied," Cuddy replied with a huge smile.

"What exactly does that mean?" House asked.

"Text me later and you'll find out," Cuddy got up and took her clothes and went to the bathroom in her office.

House's phone rang.

If you're not too tired later, let's play doctor ;)

House smiled and got dressed, knowing it was time to actually get to work, a few minutos later he responded.

Maybe, if your case is interesting enough, I'll consider healing you.

Oh, I don't know if it's quite interesting enough for you, I just have this really bad itch, that I need SOMEONE to scratch... Maybe you could help, even if it is below your usual standards?

Damn. You are way above my usual standards, don't you worry. =)

Just as long as you can HEAL me, Dr. House.

Don't worry, I'll make sure you are in perfect condition por the time you leave my office, but I might suggest a regular check-up.

Whatever you think is necessary , Dr. I have complete trust in your expertise.

I will not disappoint you, satisfaction is GUARANTEED.

See you later, Dr. =)

I look progressivo, para a frente to examining your later ;)

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