Knock knock?
Who's there?
You Know.
You-Know-Who?
That's right!Avada Kedavra!
How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense? *walk away*
How many weasley's does it take to light up a wand?
Seven: Ginny to look upset and do nothing, Ron to sulk, fred figglehorn and George to blow it up, Percy to yell, Charlie to hold it in front of a dragon and Bill to roll his eyes at everyone.
How many Dark Lords does it take to light up a wand?
Two: One to light it and the other to kill him and take the credit.
How many Voldemorts does it take to light up a wand?
None, now you see thats why he's called the DARK lord.
How many Weasleys does it take to light up a wand?
~~~One, but they'll have to procurar through a pile of the twins' fake ones first.
Why did Potter cruz the road?
No reason, but someone will write a book about it.
Why do Slytherins cruz the road twice?
Because they are doublecrossers.
Why was Professor Quirrel kicked out of the beauty contest?
He had voldeWART on the back of his head
Is being a dementor a fun job? No, it’s soul destroying!
Wormtail: Master, can you really rise again? Voldemort: Certainly, but you may have to give me a hand!
Sticks & Stones can break my bones, But words will never hurt me.
AVADA KEDAVERA
Oh dang
If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic Professor Snape.
After a long silence, one first ano rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" Inquired Snape with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all por yourself."
A blind wizard walks into a pub. He says to the barkeep, "Want to hear a Hufflepuff joke?" The pub goes completely silent. The barkeep says, "Sir, I am a Hufflepuff. I'm used to handling a rough crowd alone. I have my wand drawn. The wizard to your left is an auror with his wand drawn. He too is a Hufflepuff. The witch on your right has her wand drawn. She is a dueling champion and also a Hufflepuff. Are you absolutely certain you want to tell that Hufflepuff joke?"
The blind wizard says, "Gods no! Not if I'm going to have to explain it three times!"
Where do you find Dumbledore’s Army? Up his sleevy!
Who's there?
You Know.
You-Know-Who?
That's right!Avada Kedavra!
How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense? *walk away*
How many weasley's does it take to light up a wand?
Seven: Ginny to look upset and do nothing, Ron to sulk, fred figglehorn and George to blow it up, Percy to yell, Charlie to hold it in front of a dragon and Bill to roll his eyes at everyone.
How many Dark Lords does it take to light up a wand?
Two: One to light it and the other to kill him and take the credit.
How many Voldemorts does it take to light up a wand?
None, now you see thats why he's called the DARK lord.
How many Weasleys does it take to light up a wand?
~~~One, but they'll have to procurar through a pile of the twins' fake ones first.
Why did Potter cruz the road?
No reason, but someone will write a book about it.
Why do Slytherins cruz the road twice?
Because they are doublecrossers.
Why was Professor Quirrel kicked out of the beauty contest?
He had voldeWART on the back of his head
Is being a dementor a fun job? No, it’s soul destroying!
Wormtail: Master, can you really rise again? Voldemort: Certainly, but you may have to give me a hand!
Sticks & Stones can break my bones, But words will never hurt me.
AVADA KEDAVERA
Oh dang
If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic Professor Snape.
After a long silence, one first ano rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" Inquired Snape with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all por yourself."
A blind wizard walks into a pub. He says to the barkeep, "Want to hear a Hufflepuff joke?" The pub goes completely silent. The barkeep says, "Sir, I am a Hufflepuff. I'm used to handling a rough crowd alone. I have my wand drawn. The wizard to your left is an auror with his wand drawn. He too is a Hufflepuff. The witch on your right has her wand drawn. She is a dueling champion and also a Hufflepuff. Are you absolutely certain you want to tell that Hufflepuff joke?"
The blind wizard says, "Gods no! Not if I'm going to have to explain it three times!"
Where do you find Dumbledore’s Army? Up his sleevy!
OK. So HufflePuff's aren't as important as some of the Gryffindors but what would HP be without tonks or Cedric? If Cedric hadn't of been chosen for the TriWizard Tournament he would never have died and Cho and Harry would never have kissed or dividido, dividir up! And tonks is an amazing Auror! You wouldn't expect her to be in HufflePuff but the Sorting Hat saw her destiny in HufflePuff!
So stop looking down on Puffs! We can be heroes like the Gryffindor's and clever like the Ravenclaws!
