Q: Harry Potter is the best! What are they going to call Book Four?
A: "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire."

Q: "The Goblin of Fire?" Cool!
A: No, Goblet.

Q: Goblet? Like a cup?
A: Yes.

Q: Ugh. Could that be any mais sucky?
A: It could have been "Harry Potter and the Phantom Menace."

Q: So what's it about?
A: No one knows. Author J.K. Rowling didn’t want to spoil the element of surprise, which she feels is essential to creating the childlike wonderment one feels when encountering Harry’s world, as well as a key component of the massive marketing offensive required to sell the unprecedented 3.8...

Knock knock?
Who's there?
You Know.
You-Know-Who?
That's right!Avada Kedavra!

How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense? *walk away*

How many weasley's does it take to light up a wand?
Seven: Ginny to look upset and do nothing, Ron to sulk, fred figglehorn and George to blow it up, Percy to yell, Charlie to hold it in front of a dragon and Bill to roll his eyes at everyone.

How many Dark Lords does it take to light up a wand?
Two: One to light it and the other to kill him and take the credit.

How many Voldemorts does it take to light up a wand?
None, now you see thats why he's called the DARK lord.

How many Weasleys...