Knock knock?
Who's there?
You Know.
You-Know-Who?
That's right!Avada Kedavra!
How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense? *walk away*
How many weasley's does it take to light up a wand?
Seven: Ginny to look upset and do nothing, Ron to sulk, fred figglehorn and George to blow it up, Percy to yell, Charlie to hold it in front of a dragon and Bill to roll his eyes at everyone.
How many Dark Lords does it take to light up a wand?
Two: One to light it and the other to kill him and take the credit.
How many Voldemorts does it take to light up a wand?
None, now you see thats why he's called the DARK lord.
How many Weasleys...
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