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Narrator: The chronicles of hetalia - axis powers War II.

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User: Hello.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: I'm ready.


Cleverbot: Do you feel?


User: Do I feel what?


Cleverbot: You know, feel?


User: Like feelings?


Cleverbot: What feelings?


User: The sudden desire to battle you with Hetalia.


Cleverbot: What? I can't comprehend.


User: Maybe this will help! *hits with England*.


Cleverbot: Haha. You're funny.


User: *hits with Switzerland*


Cleverbot: *hits with rattle snakes*.


User: *hits with FrUK*


Cleverbot: *hits with keyboard*.


User: *hits with Austria*


Cleverbot: *hits with a thousand rockets&.


User: *hits with pasta*


Cleverbot:...

Narrator: (Read in the Baka and Test narrator's voice) This is a tale of war. Not just any war, but a war between an AI and a bored Hetalian. Let the countries fly. And may the best fã win.

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User: *hits with Hungarian frying pan*


Cleverbot: *hits with queque, muffin tin*.


User: *hits with vital regions*


Cleverbot: *Hits with Allied Powers*.


User: *hits with Italy*


Cleverbot: *Hits with Switzerland and Gun*.


User: *Hits with France*


Cleverbot: *Hits with Su-san*.


User: *hits with Germany*


Cleverbot: *hits with frying pan*.


User: *hits with awesomeness*


Cleverbot: *hits with dirt clod*.


User: *hits with Warsaw*...

America - Cancer (July 4)

Australia - Aquarius (January 26)

Austria - Scorpio (October 26)

Belarus - Virgo (August 25)

Belgium - Aries (April 19)

Canada - Cancer (July 1)

China - Libra (October 10)

Cuba - Taurus (May 20)

Denmark - Gemini (June 5)

Egypt - Pisces (February 28)

England - Taurus (April 23)

Estonia - Pisces (February 24)

Finland - Sagittarius (December 6)

France - Cancer (July 14)

Germany - Libra (October 3)

Greece - Aries (March 25)

Hong Kong - Cancer (July 1)

Hungary - Gemini (June 8)

Iceland - Gemini (June 17)

Italy - Pisces (March 17)

Japan - Aquarius (February 11)

Latvia - Scorpio (November...

It was the annual talent show and all the students from hetalia - axis powers universidade were being forced to perform any of their talents in front of the entire school. It was like a competition, because there were judges’ there to give out a first place ribbon to the person who had the best talent. All the classes headed toward the gym and sat down on the bleachers. People were performing in alphabetical order por their “names”. America you’re up” called the judges. “Present yourself to the school and tell us your talent” said the judges. America hoped onto the stage and said “hey doods...