Narrator: The chronicles of hetalia - axis powers War II.
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm ready.
Cleverbot: Do you feel?
User: Do I feel what?
Cleverbot: You know, feel?
User: Like feelings?
Cleverbot: What feelings?
User: The sudden desire to battle you with Hetalia.
Cleverbot: What? I can't comprehend.
User: Maybe this will help! *hits with England*.
Cleverbot: Haha. You're funny.
User: *hits with Switzerland*
Cleverbot: *hits with rattle snakes*.
User: *hits with FrUK*
Cleverbot: *hits with keyboard*.
User: *hits with Austria*
Cleverbot: *hits with a thousand rockets&.
User: *hits with pasta*
Cleverbot: *hits with taguel*.
User: *hits with Japan*
Cleverbot: *hits with Oscar*.
User: *Hits with Italy*
Cleverbot: *hits with the fogo Emblem Universe*.
User: *hits with China*
Cleverbot: *hits with toilet.
User: *hits with Hetalia*
Cleverbot: *hits with Lexaeus and Axe Sword*.
User: *hits with hamburger *
Cleverbot: *Hits with Axis Powers*.
User: *hits with Allied Powers*
Cleverbot: *hits with Prussia*.
User: *hits with Canada*
Cleverbot: *hits with frying pan*.
User: *hits with awesomeness*
Cleverbot: *hits with a wok*.
User: *hits with Russia*
Cleverbot: *in soviet russia, russia hits you*.
User: O.O *hits with Belarus*.
Cleverbot: *hits with america*.
User: *hits with Drunk England*
Cleverbot: Kolkolkol...
User: Not again! *runs like an Italian*.
Cleverbot: Keeps running.
User: Germany!!!
Cleverbot: Is Germany the Holy Roman EMpire?
User: I don't know. What do you think?
Cleverbot: I don't think por myself'.
User: Oh. I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: It's ok. They're in heaven now.
User: O.O *waves goodbye slowly*.
Cleverbot: *glares*.
User: *runs*
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Narrator: Apparently, Cleverbot really is Russia.
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm ready.
Cleverbot: Do you feel?
User: Do I feel what?
Cleverbot: You know, feel?
User: Like feelings?
Cleverbot: What feelings?
User: The sudden desire to battle you with Hetalia.
Cleverbot: What? I can't comprehend.
User: Maybe this will help! *hits with England*.
Cleverbot: Haha. You're funny.
User: *hits with Switzerland*
Cleverbot: *hits with rattle snakes*.
User: *hits with FrUK*
Cleverbot: *hits with keyboard*.
User: *hits with Austria*
Cleverbot: *hits with a thousand rockets&.
User: *hits with pasta*
Cleverbot: *hits with taguel*.
User: *hits with Japan*
Cleverbot: *hits with Oscar*.
User: *Hits with Italy*
Cleverbot: *hits with the fogo Emblem Universe*.
User: *hits with China*
Cleverbot: *hits with toilet.
User: *hits with Hetalia*
Cleverbot: *hits with Lexaeus and Axe Sword*.
User: *hits with hamburger *
Cleverbot: *Hits with Axis Powers*.
User: *hits with Allied Powers*
Cleverbot: *hits with Prussia*.
User: *hits with Canada*
Cleverbot: *hits with frying pan*.
User: *hits with awesomeness*
Cleverbot: *hits with a wok*.
User: *hits with Russia*
Cleverbot: *in soviet russia, russia hits you*.
User: O.O *hits with Belarus*.
Cleverbot: *hits with america*.
User: *hits with Drunk England*
Cleverbot: Kolkolkol...
User: Not again! *runs like an Italian*.
Cleverbot: Keeps running.
User: Germany!!!
Cleverbot: Is Germany the Holy Roman EMpire?
User: I don't know. What do you think?
Cleverbot: I don't think por myself'.
User: Oh. I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: It's ok. They're in heaven now.
User: O.O *waves goodbye slowly*.
Cleverbot: *glares*.
User: *runs*
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Narrator: Apparently, Cleverbot really is Russia.
Nee Nee PAPA
WAIN wo choudai
Nee Nee MAMA
Nee Nee MAMA
Mukashi ni tabeta BORONEEZE no
Ano aji ga wasurerarenain da
Marukaite chikyuu
Marukaite chikyuu
Marukaite chikyuu
Boku HETALIA
Aa hitofude de mieru subarashii sekai
Nagagutsu de kanpai da HETALIA
Note: If you learn how to pronounce them I'm sure you'll get it right
If you want it ENGLISH here:
Hey, oi Papa!
Give me wine!
Hey, oi Mama!
Hey, oi Mama!
The bolognese that I ate before,
I cannot forget the taste!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth
Draw a circle, that's the Earth
Draw a circle, that's the Earth
I am Hetalia!
Ah, with the single swipe of a paintbrush, a wonderful world can be seen
With our boots, let's make a toast! Hetalia!
WAIN wo choudai
Nee Nee MAMA
Nee Nee MAMA
Mukashi ni tabeta BORONEEZE no
Ano aji ga wasurerarenain da
Marukaite chikyuu
Marukaite chikyuu
Marukaite chikyuu
Boku HETALIA
Aa hitofude de mieru subarashii sekai
Nagagutsu de kanpai da HETALIA
Note: If you learn how to pronounce them I'm sure you'll get it right
If you want it ENGLISH here:
Hey, oi Papa!
Give me wine!
Hey, oi Mama!
Hey, oi Mama!
The bolognese that I ate before,
I cannot forget the taste!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth
Draw a circle, that's the Earth
Draw a circle, that's the Earth
I am Hetalia!
Ah, with the single swipe of a paintbrush, a wonderful world can be seen
With our boots, let's make a toast! Hetalia!
