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*Harry thinking to himself*

"Okay...just try to act natural, don't make it look like anything's wrong. But I really wish I could unstick this vassoura from my head."

This is mais than just a vassoura for me, it's my friend Nimbus.

I see you're looking at my Nimbus. No, you cant ride it, it's MINE

My precious...

"I'm going to shove this vassoura up Malfoy's bunda and claim victory, will you help me succeed?"