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(the irony)

Me: *gasp*

in summer camp

Kowlaksi: no!

there is something

Doris: *screams*

that is most feared

Me: *evil smirk holding a knife*

jelousy

Julien: well...MAURICE! BE MY PROTECTER!

so beware

Joanna: eek!

or she will come and get you

Kowalski: what kind of logic are you talking about? hat makes not sense!

In The Death Of Doris The golfinho

Everyone: *scream*

End Of Trailer.

(scary huh? .FT.)

since it says this needs to be longer, aleatório time!

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaqhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

:P
Emma hopped into Marlene's habitat, and saw that she was cleaning up. She turned around and grinned when she saw her friend.

"Hey Emma, how are you?" Marlene asked, putting a vassoura away.

"I'm good Marlene." Emma lied. "How are you?" She asked.

"I'm good today, but a little tired, I've been cleaning all day." Marlene explained sitting down and nodding to the assento seguinte to her, which Emma st down in. Emma was relieved that Marlene didn't notice she lied, even though she usually did.

"So why are you cleaning everything today?" Emma asked curiously.

"Well because my long lost cousin Rodrick is coming...
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I vas born on ze 23rd on July, 1990 in a hatchery in Germany., ze son of proud, headstrong Puffins. My parents moved my family to ze Coast of Copenhagen Denmark soon after I was born. One of my earliest memories vas of ze ocean and ze sunset off ze rocks where our nest was. I was... different from ze other puffins my age, in ze sense zhat i vas mais bold and daring than they.

My father , Heinrich, saw a spark in my zhat he had not seen since he vas my age. Und so I vas sent to a training camp in the Galapagos to be trained as a solder and a secret agent. I vas ze only arau, papagaio, puffin there und so I vas...
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"You did this/" asked James doubtfully
"no but we know who did."said Kristen
"OH! You're one of those stalker/fans!" accused Tom
""Yes and no. We're big fãs of POM, but honestly, do you think two fourteen ano olds could kidnap 4 grown men at the same time, from across the country.?"I said.
"So that's what this is about! The Penguins of Madagascar!" said Jeff instantly sounding like Kowalski
"If you wanted an autograph, you could have smiled and said Please. Bringing us here was a bit of a waste of time." said James switching to Private.
"did you think that we wouldn't guess what you're doing?"...
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     "Lexii!" a voice whispered from somewhere above her. She puffed up her tail and curled up tighter, being slowly pulled back into sleep. "Lexii!!" the voice whispered again.  She groaned and turned over on her back, half opening her eyes. 
   "What the-?!?" she panicked opening her eyes wide. Above her, two yellow-orange eyes peered down at her. They narrowed as a toothy grin sliced through the darkness. 
   Narrowing her own eyes she curled her fist and took a balanço at the thing. She didn't make full contact but managed to knock it over as she pounced to her feet. 
   The thing...
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posted by kowalskirocks14
chapter seventeen: (no mais POV'S)
rune and sine ran after sophie. the three had been playing tigether the whole day.

inside the penguins had called CC, amber, macie, jade, bandit and mech-skipper to a meeting.
"i just dont get it," kowalski complained.
"what?" CC asked, "the fact that ghosts eren't real, but hee we are fighting ghosts in a haunted house?" she snapped, looked meanly at amber.
"hey, dont blame me, i had two choices. here, or disney land," amber sat back in her chair.
"i would have much rathered disney land than this!" bndit complained.
"calm down," skipper ordered, "im sure macie has...
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She kept running then her broken leg buckled and she fell over. She army crawled and her head hit something. She looked up. Some feathers were in her eyes. She flicked her head and blew them back but they fell. Sindaj had bumped into Hans the Puffin. She painfully climbed to her feet. Hans had a neck brace on and was breathing through a tube. Sindaj's left leg wobbled slightly. "Miss Sindaj... I see you survived" he croaked. Sindaj did a cocky smile. "and I see I crushed your throat. Breathing all right there? You're lucky I didnt squeeze all the life out of you" she said. Hans growled and...
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(12:00am in Central Park Zoo)

Skipper: *yawn* Ok boys whats the plan for making sure alice doesn't know we're gone to the North Pole

Kowalski: Skipper I have no idea why we're going to the North Pole but I could build some robots that act exactly like us

Skipper: great oh and we are going there to reason with Santa and his little reindeer and elves

Private: can we go see hunter and cupid!! :D

Skipper: uhhhhh maybe

Private: yay!!!

Rico: nort pole! nort pole!

Kowalski: Skipper it could take 5 days to build the robots and it could take hours setting it up

Skipper: then we leave seguinte week

Kowalski: maybe...
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"I got your fillets sir!!" said Icicle excitably. "Not right now child, be off with you," said Dr. Damion sternly. "Why is that?" asked Icicle. "I am busy adding revisions and editing to my original blueprints, it has to be a flawless device," said Dr. Damion. "Your flying saucer? Why a saucer? That's so old school when it comes to technology," said Icicle, eating one of the fillets. "Alright then little blue, lets see YOU build this and be better than mine!!!" yelled Dr. Damion. "Okay okay!! I was just joking, sheesh," said Icicle, carting off the trolley of fillets. "General!!" yelled Dr....
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"Are you feeling okay right now Lilly? Blanket the right temperature? travesseiro fluffed good enough? Mattress adjusted properl-" said Skipper. "I MAY BE PREGNANT BUT I'M NOT HELPLESS!!!!" yelled Lilly. "Oh, excuse me then, but I'm just being a gentleman, besides, it's rude to push a pregnant lady around," said Skipper, lightly patting her slightly bulged stomach. "That's fine, but don't be so overly dainty about it, por god that gets miserably annoying," said Lilly. "How long have you known?" asked Skipper. "For about a week now, the egg should be out in a few days, maybe a couple weeks," said...
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"Are you alright sir?" asked General Martón. Dr. Damion got up, wiping a slight blade of sweat on his forehead. "I'm fine, general, just, fix up the engine room, NOW," said Dr. Damion. "Aye sir," said General Martón obediently. "It seems they thought I would be in a hangover, haha, how WRONG they are!!" said Dr. Damion, smiling evilly. He saw his goblet and tossed it aside. "I should've known not to trust that deceitful little brat!!" yelled Dr. Damion, taking a picture of Hannah and tearing it to pieces, then eating them. "I know they have Johnston!! Of course they do!! I'm so close to the...
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"We will take our lower ranking men out to rescue Private, I'm sorry recruits, either we fail Private now, and save him after we cadastrar-se the Mexican arsenal, or we save him now, and faiil later, in which we ALL go into Damion's prison. Is it agreeable?" asked Alvandier. "Aye sir!!" saluted the recruits. "So do you think they'll all come back alive Alvandier?" asked Hannah. "Hmmmm.... I amor this story. From what I recall from my experience in the Chilean War, not everyone will get out of this mission, back at the Chilean war, it was just bombs, tactics, and hordes of Chilean Burkshas. In this...
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Lexii stepped out of her room. She had gotten a new look just like Dr Blowhole had wanted. She thought she looked OK; she even thought she was pretty. She reached up and ran her paw across her bangs, which covered half her left eye and had a baby blue highlight in the middle. She thought it looked to flashy. She even kind of wanted to go dye it back to just plain white like before. She shook her head. This was part of her mission which she had chosen to except. She walked out of the hall and into the main room.


Dr Blowhole spotted Lexii in the vast room. She hadn't seen him yet. She was beautiful....
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"Earth?" asked Private. "Is it like our planet?" Kowalski paused, then he continued. "Originally it was a beautiful blue and green planet. Millions of lush plants and marvelous polar ice caps were on the planet, it had vast, blue oceans, like ours, that would roll and rumble across the sandy beach. Many things lived there, us penguins, otters, and even this group called, humans," said Kowalski. "Then why is it called, the Black Star?" asked Private. Kowalski sadly sighed. "Too much work," said Kowalski. "What happened?" asked Private. "You see, humans are greedy, evil, never-satisfied beings...
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Antarctica's World Trade center Twin Towers, though still incomplete, they will be known as the largest structures in the world, a good 16 stories taller, not including the North tower's antenna, than the Burj Khalifa in Dubai. The North Tower is already complete, and at least 5 million citizens of Antarctica are pouring into the registration booths to register for a job in the still-closed North tower. The South Tower however, is still incomplete, scheduled to be ready for tenants and workers por September 6, but will not open until September 11 for the Memorial Celebration. Still the question...
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Welcome immigrants, wandering hobos, nomads, and all who travel!! I'm the leader of this fine Superpower that will destroy all oth- I mean, welcome to my little ice cube known as Antarctica!! Now that you've gotten to know me, you have made a step to knowing our humbly brilliant community. Let's begin to learn about Fort Grumley.

Location: When you travel to another country, well, ya gotta know where your destination is!! Fort Grumley, the capital of Antarctica is located where you humans call, "Alexander island". Adjacent to the Antarctic peninsula por ice sheets. Look on google maps, it's...
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'Skipper's log: 3 months after global outbreak, Denmark, Antarctica, and New Zealand remain as the only seguro zones for the apocalypse, I have just caught the disease and I'm immune, it's been 4 hours since I've been bitten, I'm still okay,' said Skipper, into his tape recorder. 'Who the heeeeell, are you talking to?' asked Kat. 'No one, just taking my recorder and taping my stuff,' said Skipper. 'Skipper, it isn't a very good time for your log right now, we have to get to the ferry and start life all over in Antarctica,' said Kowalski. 'Ah crap, guys? We're in a damn pickle,' said Angel. 'What...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
Emma woke bright and early the seguinte day, and sat up in her bunk. She popped her head out, and saw that only Skipper was up. She took a deep breath, woke herself up fully, and walked over to him.

"Hey Skips." She greeted brightly. Skipper gave her a surprised look, and turned back towards the bunks.

"Why are you up so early sis?" He asked wonderingly.

"Well I need to tell you something that i'm not sure you're gonna believe, but you need to know." Emma told him, picking her words carefully. Skipper perked up and he put his peixe coffee on the table.

"What is it?" Skipper asked, his face growing...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
Skipper looked up at the time, which was now 11pm. He then turned to the worried team.

"I think we'll have to get some rest now." He told them, a troubled look on his face.

"But what about Ash?" Emma asked desperately.

"Sis if we don't get any sleep we won't be focused, and we won't be able to work as well, do you think that will help find him?" Skipper replied, looking at his sister questioningly.

"No." She sighed sadly. She headed to her bunk and flopped down on it. Chris and Sam walked up to her.

"Emz, we don't want to, but we have to leave tomorrow." Sam said, a little sheepishly.

"Why?"...
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Central Park Zoo, July 19th, 1910.
We entered the required info and pressed the knob on the pocket watch. One blinding flash of light later we were in 1910. The very dia the Golden esquilo hid they key to his treasure in the time capsule.
we saw the Golden esquilo being chased por the rats and followed suit, staying out of sight, even if we were dressed in period hats (Kristen threw her flowered lacy monstrosity of a hat in the trash)
The key fell out of the Squirrel's paw and was about to drop in the box, when Tom made a dive for it and missed. The humans probably chalked it up to a pigeon or...
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posted by kowalskirocks14
(finaly! I finished my zombie apocalypse story, say I of you want a sequel! Haha, but now I can start off where I left, on the segundo chapter of "truth in lies")
"well, we all have that bitchy side in us all, now matter how much shit life throws us!" dillain said, almost proud to be cursing.
"god dillain, there's kids leitura this!" amber laughed, almost chocking on a fish.
It had been a few dia since "dillie" had arrived. And kowalski was getting madder every day. Amber had rathered to  show dillain around the zoo, than try to make a plane that went faster then the speed of light with him.

Amber...
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