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(the irony)

Me: *gasp*

in summer camp

Kowlaksi: no!

there is something

Doris: *screams*

that is most feared

Me: *evil smirk holding a knife*

jelousy

Julien: well...MAURICE! BE MY PROTECTER!

so beware

Joanna: eek!

or she will come and get you

Kowalski: what kind of logic are you talking about? hat makes not sense!

In The Death Of Doris The golfinho

Everyone: *scream*

End Of Trailer.

(scary huh? .FT.)

since it says this needs to be longer, aleatório time!

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kowalksikowlaksikowlaksikowalksikowlaksikowalskikowalksikowalksikowalksi

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaqhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

:P
"Hey Rico?" Peyton asked the crazy psychopathic pinguim as he continued to cut up the chopped peixe for the sushi he was making.

"Yep." He answered carefully cutting the last piece of salmão to make Peyton and Mya's favorito dish of his.

"Do you need any help?" She asked walking over from her spot in front of the televisão where she was watching H2O with the others.

"Uhh huh." Rico said. He spit up a small cozinha faca and handed it carefully to the young penguin. She smiled and waddled over to the other side of the table. He handed her some herring and instructed her to cut them into cube like...
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10709 people talking
R:Rat King, here.
R:Hello?
C:Hey.
R:Finally! an answer!
C:Answer what.
R:You answered.
C:What do you think about the study of neuroscience?
R:What? I'm not the dude to be asking! Talk to that brainy flightless bird!
C:Ohh. You must really like her.
R:The brainy one's a dude, like me! Even if he wasn't i wouldn't like him!
C:Do you want to talk about your frustration?
R;No!
C:Are you a robot?
R:No! I'm a muscular sewer rato that'll soco your face in if you dion't shut up!
C:How do you know you are not human
R:I"m a rat! not a human!
C:Have you heard of INQ?
R:What?!
C:Whaa!
R'Huh?
C:Mivan?
R:Who?...
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1. His favorito Color Is Orange
2. He Loves Curly Fries
3. He Loves o espaço Suits, He Even Wore One For a Month. Good Thing It Wasn't Pressurized.
4. He Loves Video Games!
5. He Loves The Water.
6. He Was Born In Nome, Alaska But He Lives In Tennessee
7. He Pulls Pranks a Lot
8. He Likes Legos, But Does not Use Them Often
9. He Has a HydroBOB Witch Is Like a Mini Submarine.
10. He Loves Drinking Coca-Cola
11. He Hates Hot Days
12. He Loves The UK.as Much as The USA
13. He Loves Pizza
14. He Loves New Year's Parties
And Finally
15. He Loves EXPLOSIONS
     The wind slipped through his feathers as Skipper belly-slid to the zoo's walk-in freezer. The team was in a diamond formation with Kowalski still freaking out over his thoughts of Doris being shown to everyone. But in the end, his invention came through and now they were all racing to the rescue. 
   "Skippa will we get there in time?!" Private yelled to his commander. 
    "I hope, Private." Skipper said back. He knew that if they had been in the freezer for that long then they were running out of time. 
  
            In the freezer

    Julien looked at  Lexii.  They...
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I decided to write this while listening to we are the champions from my new crazy frog CD xD

It was a dark and stormy day. The rain came down in torrents. Thunder rumbled and lighting shot across the sky. Blowhole and his minions challenged the penguins to a game of soccer. Triumphant música was playing as Sindaj, Rico, Skipper, Kowalski and Private walked onto the field. "we are the champions, my friends" the lobsters sang as Kowalski went to the goal net. "we are the champions, we are the champions no time for losers because we are the champions... of the worldd" sang the lobsters again. Julien...
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It was a dark and stormy afternoon and it was a rough flight for Sindaj who was leaving the Shanghai docks with a shipment of assorted fish. The lightning flashed and the thunder rumbled and the rain pounded Sindaj's hull. Strong, gale force winds were building and rocking her jet. "Skipper there is a storm brewing. My sensors identify it as a typhoon... I actually feel nervous" she said over her radio. Meanwhile back at the lair, the other penguins were tracking her flight. "it doesnt look good, Skipper. Intel has just issued a hurricane warning. That typhoon just upgraded to a hurricane....
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posted by coolkowalski
(hi.when i put the bracket thingys, means im talking to you not part of the story. the penguins in the story are arch-enemies of TPOM though their still good people. :D pinguim names are:

1)Jenny(duh XD)
2)Farniy
3)Adam
4)Joanna
5)Tinisha

ENJOY IT YOU PEOPLE >:U jk i amor the emotocon >:U XD)

(imma continue tmr. sick and tired XD)

(since they say its to short, aleatório TIME!
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done!)
Things only took a largely devastating turn for the worst. The occasional dry spell that went to the Midlands, which usually lasted for no mais than a month, had begun to last much longer than it usually did. After a segundo month, the heat became intense. Skipper suffered financial losses due to the drought, since he had once been a crop tycoon of the world, that meant those tenderly delicate grapevines growing in the pristine volcanic hills, made up a fourth of his expenses and profits, now a quarter of his money was now shriveled up and laying in a heap. The devastation extended much further,...
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posted by 67Dodge
"Boss, we just brought her in," Al said bluntly. 

"Oh, her? Why good god, I know you guys are pathetically weak, but Lune got mugged por a girl? Haha! Aren't you all such good bitches~" The Kid softly purred, sitting back in his office. 

The door opened, two mobsters, armed to the beak with knives, dragged along a short female penguin, slightly thin with curled hairs as a result of being beat with fists, she didn't speak, not even evoking a feeling of anger, if anything, she almost looked glad that she was here. 

"Excuse us for a moment Al, she looks like she'll make a perfect victim.." The...
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added by MadagascarGirl
Source: Me :3
added by ILUVKOWALSKI
Source: me lmao
added by ILUVKOWALSKI
Source: me lmao
added by GwenHeather
Skipper sings Billie Jean and does the moonwalk.
video
skipper
billie jean
michael jackson
mj
added by queenpalm
Source: drawn por me, sugestion Number1SkippFan
added by Kowalski355
Source: XD meeh
added by mixmaster15
Source: Mixmaster15
posted by Blue_Vanilla
RULES:
1. Put your música player on shuffle.
2. Press progressivo, para a frente for each question.
3. Use the song título as the answer to the pergunta even if it doesn't make sense. NO CHEATING!
4. Tag 5 people.
5. Bold the perguntas and with the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.

1. How are you feeling today?

rin kagamine - meltdown
(well, the 'meltdown' part is true cause it's hot here)

2. Will you get far in life?

Ellie Goulding - Lights (wired dubstep remix)
(kinda make sense )

3. How do your friends see you?

Ke$ha - Boots and Boys
( guess i'ma cowboy err...Girl XD)

4. Will you get married?...
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For Sharpey, Mica, Bluey, Icicle, coolkowalski, iLikeKowalski and ladywhiplasher ~ (EPILEPSY-WARNING: CONTAINS QUICK AND LIGHT FLASHES!)
video
friends
icicle
sharepey
bluepenguin
bird g
ocs
música
posted by Rico4ever16
"Keep Holding on"
You're not alone, together we stand, I'll be por your side, you know I'll take your hand, When it gets cold and it feels like the end, There's no place to go, you know I won't give in, No, I won't give in, Keep holding on, 'Cause you know we'll make it through, we'll make it through, Just stay strong, 'Cause you know I'm here for you, I'm here for you, There's nothing you could say, nothing you could do, There's no other way when it comes to the truth, So keep holding on, 'Cause you know we'll make it through, we'll make it through, So far away, I wish you were here, Before...
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