50 things to remember about Courtney
por Duncan
There are some things you need to know about Courtney
1. Courtney is the one with brown hair, nice mocha skin, long sexy legs, dark onyx eyes........ and a hot ass
a) Touch her bunda and you will die
2. Nicknames for her include
a) The A-type
b) Bossy boots
c) Miss know it all
d) CIT
e) Brat
f) Teacher’s pet
g) Stuck up princess
h) Bitch
3. Nicknames only I may call her
a) princess
b) babe
c) honey
d) sweetheart
e) darling
f) hot stuff
4. She is a CIT and will take every god damn moment to tell us that
5. Courtney is vicious when it comes to winning (and I believe she will kill you.......think I’m kidding?)
6. Courtney is half Latino American and half African American
7. She is an only child
8. She wrote a book Triumph for Teens
9. Courtney goes to a very good school, and gets straight As and all that
10. No matter what she says she is scared of things, one being the hook man (I loved the fact that she got mad at me, then jumped into my arms), and the other is geléia, geleia (don’t know how that works out)
11. Telling Courtney that she looks like a mess anytime in the dia is not a good option
12. She knows she wants me, I know she wants me, everyone knows it (including Lindsey, and that girl took 4 months to figure out my name)
13. Don’t try to be funny when she is in a bad mood
14. She also doesn’t find it funny for you to sneak into her room and grab her while she’s sleeping
15. And for the amor of god, do not enter the bathroom while she is taking a shower, she does not find it funny if you try to get into her stall
16. She knows too much about me
a) The bunny incident, need I say more
b) She knows I am like her, so uses that against me
17. She knows how to get secrets and is a very good spy
18. Courtney is going for student council president and she is genius
19. Correction, she is an evil genius
20. She kissed me
21. So she is mine......and don’t you forget it!
22. Harold got her booted off the show, so he has to pay
23. Courtney will use her arts of flirtation to make you do things, but I don’t mind really
24. She is really hot, especially when she’s mad
25. If you do get her mad, there is a good chance you may get insulted
a) or hurt
b) or sued
c) or tricked
d) or kissed (I like that one best)
26. She plays the violin
27. Courtney apparently has a dark side
28. I think I may have bought that out in her (I don’t think it was the best idea for me to do that)
29. She is sweet one minuto then mean and nasty the next
30. Courtney doesn’t swear, but if she’s mad, she will hit you
31. Or possibly kill you
32. She is super strong
a) Twisting Harold up with a lamp post
b) Pulling down a hot air balloon
c) Beating me in wrestling
33. Courtney is very very fast, for example, when she came back to Total Drama Action, I tried running from her, but she caught me.....it wasn’t pretty
34. I don’t think she has forgiven me about the Gwen thing
35. Courtney is very protective of her things such as
a) Her PDA
b) Her clothes
c) Her bed
d) Her food
e) Me
36. She betrayed me for a million dollars
37. She is lactose-intolerant
38. Courtney is a black cinto, correia in Karate
39. She can sing really well and enchant people with her voice......it actually scares me a little
40. She loves winning
a) And her PDA
b) And prizes
c) And me
41. She hates losing
a) And Gwen
b) And Heather
c) And Chris
d) And Lindsey
e) And Leshawna
f) And me
42. Justin likes her, therefore I hate him, but she did say it was to eliminate him
43. Courtney gets insanely jealous
44. And pretends she doesn’t care, but we all know she does
45. She is not a morning person
46. Courtney has a lot of sharp or hard things. So, if you get her mad, she will throw them at you
47. Courtney will do anything to win, this includes
a) Lying
b) Cheating
c) Blackmail
d) Flirting
48. Everyone hates her on the segundo season, I don’t know, I kind of like her
49. Courtney is the most annoying, manipulative, stuck up, bratty, loud, uptight princess I have ever met
50. And I amor her for it
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por Duncan
There are some things you need to know about Courtney
1. Courtney is the one with brown hair, nice mocha skin, long sexy legs, dark onyx eyes........ and a hot ass
a) Touch her bunda and you will die
2. Nicknames for her include
a) The A-type
b) Bossy boots
c) Miss know it all
d) CIT
e) Brat
f) Teacher’s pet
g) Stuck up princess
h) Bitch
3. Nicknames only I may call her
a) princess
b) babe
c) honey
d) sweetheart
e) darling
f) hot stuff
4. She is a CIT and will take every god damn moment to tell us that
5. Courtney is vicious when it comes to winning (and I believe she will kill you.......think I’m kidding?)
6. Courtney is half Latino American and half African American
7. She is an only child
8. She wrote a book Triumph for Teens
9. Courtney goes to a very good school, and gets straight As and all that
10. No matter what she says she is scared of things, one being the hook man (I loved the fact that she got mad at me, then jumped into my arms), and the other is geléia, geleia (don’t know how that works out)
11. Telling Courtney that she looks like a mess anytime in the dia is not a good option
12. She knows she wants me, I know she wants me, everyone knows it (including Lindsey, and that girl took 4 months to figure out my name)
13. Don’t try to be funny when she is in a bad mood
14. She also doesn’t find it funny for you to sneak into her room and grab her while she’s sleeping
15. And for the amor of god, do not enter the bathroom while she is taking a shower, she does not find it funny if you try to get into her stall
16. She knows too much about me
a) The bunny incident, need I say more
b) She knows I am like her, so uses that against me
17. She knows how to get secrets and is a very good spy
18. Courtney is going for student council president and she is genius
19. Correction, she is an evil genius
20. She kissed me
21. So she is mine......and don’t you forget it!
22. Harold got her booted off the show, so he has to pay
23. Courtney will use her arts of flirtation to make you do things, but I don’t mind really
24. She is really hot, especially when she’s mad
25. If you do get her mad, there is a good chance you may get insulted
a) or hurt
b) or sued
c) or tricked
d) or kissed (I like that one best)
26. She plays the violin
27. Courtney apparently has a dark side
28. I think I may have bought that out in her (I don’t think it was the best idea for me to do that)
29. She is sweet one minuto then mean and nasty the next
30. Courtney doesn’t swear, but if she’s mad, she will hit you
31. Or possibly kill you
32. She is super strong
a) Twisting Harold up with a lamp post
b) Pulling down a hot air balloon
c) Beating me in wrestling
33. Courtney is very very fast, for example, when she came back to Total Drama Action, I tried running from her, but she caught me.....it wasn’t pretty
34. I don’t think she has forgiven me about the Gwen thing
35. Courtney is very protective of her things such as
a) Her PDA
b) Her clothes
c) Her bed
d) Her food
e) Me
36. She betrayed me for a million dollars
37. She is lactose-intolerant
38. Courtney is a black cinto, correia in Karate
39. She can sing really well and enchant people with her voice......it actually scares me a little
40. She loves winning
a) And her PDA
b) And prizes
c) And me
41. She hates losing
a) And Gwen
b) And Heather
c) And Chris
d) And Lindsey
e) And Leshawna
f) And me
42. Justin likes her, therefore I hate him, but she did say it was to eliminate him
43. Courtney gets insanely jealous
44. And pretends she doesn’t care, but we all know she does
45. She is not a morning person
46. Courtney has a lot of sharp or hard things. So, if you get her mad, she will throw them at you
47. Courtney will do anything to win, this includes
a) Lying
b) Cheating
c) Blackmail
d) Flirting
48. Everyone hates her on the segundo season, I don’t know, I kind of like her
49. Courtney is the most annoying, manipulative, stuck up, bratty, loud, uptight princess I have ever met
50. And I amor her for it
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