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2. Make all or most of your characters really, really, really boring and unlikable. If the audience doesn't wanna strangle the characters por the end of the movie, then you're doing it wrong.
3. Hire really horrible songwriters to write awful songs with atrocious lyrics.
4. Auto-tune the sh*t out of the songs. If your songs don't sound like they have the entire world's worth of auto-tune on them, then you're doing it wrong.
5. Hire really, really bad singers to sing your awful songs. The maximum amount of good singers you can have is two or three at most.
6. Cast really bad actors who are hammy, over-the-top, and talentless. If you don't have at least one actor who seems like he/she just came out of a basic high school atuação class, then YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG.
7. End the movie with a cliffhanger por having a character hint at a sequel. This is absolutely crucial. If you don't have someone say "You didn't think this was the end of the story, did you?", then YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG, DAMN IT.
8. Make sure your movie is chock-full of plot holes. Your movie absolutely needs to have PLOT HOLES GALORE to maximize the amount of confusion and idiocy.
9. Repeat ad nauseum. Pretty soon, you'll have fourteen of these things under your cinto, correia (just like Land Before Time!), and the little kids will be eating it up like chocolate cake.
Follow these steps, and you, too, can be successful without even trying!
[Chief has a busted leg and is whimpering loudly]
Amos Slade: Chief, get back in there before I break your other leg.
Widow Tweed: Amos Slade, you trigger-happy lunatic! Give me that gun!
[Tweed takes the gun, then shoots Amos' radiator]
Amos Slade: My radiator! Why, you blasted female...
Widow Tweed: [pointing the gun at Amos] Hold it, right there.
Amos Slade: Watch it, that thing's loaded.
[Tweed shoots the gun in the air]
Widow Tweed: Now it ain't loaded.
Widow Tweed: Amos Slade, that temper of yours is going to get you into a lot of trouble someday.
Amos Slade: [turns red in the face] Temper? Temper? Woman, you ain't seen my temper! If I ever catch that raposa in my property again, I'll blast him, and seguinte time I won't miss!
Amos Slade: Chief, get back in there before I break your other leg.
Widow Tweed: Amos Slade, you trigger-happy lunatic! Give me that gun!
[Tweed takes the gun, then shoots Amos' radiator]
Amos Slade: My radiator! Why, you blasted female...
Widow Tweed: [pointing the gun at Amos] Hold it, right there.
Amos Slade: Watch it, that thing's loaded.
[Tweed shoots the gun in the air]
Widow Tweed: Now it ain't loaded.
Widow Tweed: Amos Slade, that temper of yours is going to get you into a lot of trouble someday.
Amos Slade: [turns red in the face] Temper? Temper? Woman, you ain't seen my temper! If I ever catch that raposa in my property again, I'll blast him, and seguinte time I won't miss!
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Jeremy Irons as Scar
"Before the sun sets on her sixteenth birthday, she shall prick her finger on the spindel of a spinning wheel and DIE."
Victor Spinetti died in 2012
In 1990, George C Scott did a voice of McLeach from The Rescuers Down Under, but he died in 1999.
In 1996, Tony gaio, jay did a voice of Frollo from The Hunchback of Notre Dame, but he died in 2006.
In 1986, Vincent Price did a voice of Ratigan from The Great rato Detective, but he died in 1993. That's the ano i was born.
In 1996, Tim curry, caril portrayed Long John Silver from Muppet Treasure Island.
In 1996, Glenn Close portrayed Cruella De Vil from 101 Dalmatians.
In 1992-1994, Jonathan Freeman did a voice of Jafar from aladdin and The Return of Jafar.
In 1994, Jim Cummings did a voice of Razoul from The Return of Jafar and In 1995, he did a voice of Pete from A Goofy Movie.
George C Scott died in 1999
Tony Jay died in 2006
Vincent Price died in 1993
Tim Curry is still around
Glenn Close is still around
Jonathan Freeman is still around
Jim Cummings is still around
