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**Thanks so much to the fabulous DreamyGal, who came up with this idea and let me use it. You get free cookies!**

I walked down the hall behind Mark to my new boss's office, fingering the strap on the professional digital camera around my neck. The camera took me a ano and a half to save up for, and it still looks like the cheap plastic use-once cameras you can buy at a Wal-Mart checkout counter compared to the photographers' at my father's expose magazine, The Real Storey, a "complete look inside the lives of celebrities brought to you por Daniel Storey."
"Hurry up, Abby," Mark sneers. "I have things to do. Or wait- I don't. Because while some people's daddies give them free jobs, the rest of us have to work our way up, starting as the office bathroom attendant."
Rolling my eyes, I don't do anything to change my speed. I've dealt with Mark before. And this isn't even technically a job, just a summer internship to put on seguinte year's college applications. As Dad always tells me, "If you want to become a successful journalist like me, you have to get experience."
Hence, my internship with the co-editor, Mr. Burns. He wasn't delighted when my dad sent him a sixteen-year-old intern instead of a twentysomething with experience, but what could he do? He wanted his job, so he accepted me.
"Here." Mark's nasty tone brought me back to reality. "I'm almost late for my shift- as if anyone will miss me. Turn the corner here and you'll see a glass door with "CALEB BURNS" on it. That means you're there. Have fun fetching coffee and donuts." He marches off, leaving the o espaço blissfully silent. But as soon as I take a step, my father runs up behind me and grabs my wrist. "Abby, Abby. Change of plans. I need you to do something for me."
"What? But Mr. Burns-"
"I called Delilah back, she took the post. I need you to write an article."
This gets me excited. "About what?"
He jams a folder into my hands, but yanks it back when I try to open it. "Do you still have your old disney Princess movies?"
"Like, Aladdin, Cinderella, Mulan? Yes, but how does this-"
"Here." He slaps something into my hand- a ticket for the four-thirty showing of Tangled. "Go see this. When it's over, watch the rest of those movies, read the folder and come back here. Do not let anybody see the contents of this folder. Antonio is waiting out front with the car." He spins me around and shoves me back towards the elavator, and after I stumble down the stairs instead (I'm claustrophobic) and fall into the backseat of the car, I stare at the now-crumpled ticket and the folder. Surely one peek couldn't hurt?
My hands slowly pull the flaps apart. Mug shots, police records. Nothing new for me after Dad's constant exclusives on Lindsay Lohan.
I quickly scan over the picture, but do a double take before I read any of the information. Hair that red can't be real...
...except in cartoons.
After a closer look, I have a strong suspicion. I pull out my phone and get onto the Internet, google Imaging "Ariel". I click on a screencap of her looking a bit sad, like the girl in the picture. After comparing, I can tell it's definitely Ariel.
I flip through the pages faster. Jasmine. Rapunzel. Snow White. Mulan. Pocahontas. All of the princesses. All of them. Arrested.
What is happening?
I obediently watch the showing of Tangled, not really paying attention but still getting immersed in the story. disney sure knows how to makes a movie.
After a quick drive back início to our McMansion, I lock myself in my room and have an all-nightathon. jantar is brought to my room, but I just eat without noticing what it is- seeing if Jaq and Gus can drag the key to Cinderella's room in time is much mais important than eating. After the "the end" credit fades off of "Snow White" at about eight thirty in the morning, I drag myself out of my room, chugging down a Mountain Dew as I sleepwalk back to the car, not even bothering with my usual "I'm sixteen, why can't I drive myself places?" complaint, instead filling my cheeks with a complimentary starbucks latte and Red Bull.
So, I'm wide awake and jittery when I slip into my father's office with the folder, now stained with a few tears from crying alongside Belle when the Beast died. Like a boss, he's already there and facing away from me in his high-backed swivel chair. "Abby," he says in an intense tone. "did you do as I asked?"
"Yes."
"Abby. Each of these princesses has a flawless repuation- less blemished than any celebrity alive. My money is on exploiting those reputations. Lindsay Lohan alone paid for our house entirely. Each of them has been arrested- I didn't risk putting why in the folder, but here is the list." He swivels around and slides a small slip of paper across his desk. I take it and find in his tiny, all-caps writing:

Cinderella- Drunk driving
Snow White- Indecent exposure (while protesting with PETA)
Aurora- Cocaine addiction
Jasmine- Beating
Ariel- Selling marijuana
Belle- Illegal psychic services sold
Mulan- Bribery
Rapunzel- Obsessive hoarding
Tiana- Neglecting children
Pocahontas- Kidnapping

I try to slip the list inside the folder, but Dad shakes his head. "Look on the back."
I flip the paper over, and I see "Honolulu Rehabilitation Center" scribbled on it. A plane ticket is stapled seguinte to it.
"Abby."
"What?"
"Get in there. Get me the stories. Expose the princesses."
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posted by is67
I don't understand why a lot of users on fanpop don't seem to like Cinderella. I think she is overlooked. People think she just sits around and does nothing but I think there is mais to her than that. I think she is a strong character tho not as strong as the newer heroines such as Belle & Jasmine. I amor Cinderella's optimistic attitude & she works hard to get what she wants. I think she is smart. She is mature. She is kind. It amazes me that she still has a positive attitude after all those yrs of being abused por her step family. I wish I can be as positive as she was. I think cinderela is a stronger character than Snow White & Aurora. I think she is the strongest out of the classic heroines.
 Little did they know, they just had their bunda handed to them por a girl on the first day.
Little did they know, they just had their bunda handed to them por a girl on the first day.

10.The Chinese Recruits vs. Themselves
What can be said? This is a hilarious battle that poor mulan started that resulted in a big pile up at the end. But it's not a serious battle, nor is it significant to the movie in any way. It's just a fun little fight.

"Hilarious, but not really significant. :P" (aiemerrysirius)

"This is pure silliness." (tigerranma)

 Townsperson: I just got my bunda kicked por a stove.
Townsperson: I just got my bunda kicked por a stove.

9.The Servants vs. The Townspeople
Probably the most comical fight in disney history. Each of...
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posted by kiraragirl200
 As an apology for taking so dang long to make this article(due to laziness) please take a free (imaginary) gift basket
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9. Evil Queen, Once again something related to Snow White is in last place, but for once that's a good thing.

8. Maleficent, as beautiful as she is on the outside, she is only a devil inside. I guess the reason why she didn't get eliminated first was because she was green.

7. Gaston, considered the most attractive male villain, but some consider him either too buff or too hairy.

6. Lady Tremaine, some find her to be quite lovely for her age, others see her as a mean, ugly hag.

5. Dr. Facilier, he's just considered to be a normal looking guy. Some say he's good looking, others don't.

4. Ursula,...
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 "I just dont think she would be able to control her kingdom and would always need help from the likes of Sebastian etc" -Mongoose09
"I just dont think she would be able to control her kingdom and would always need help from the likes of Sebastian etc" -Mongoose09
*These countdown results are based off of the views of the disney Princess fans, and not my own.*

9) Ariel- Our princess of the mês didn't get so far in this countdown. She's bubbly, sweet, and isn't happy with her father's restrictions (Although we learn that there is very good reason for them in The Little Mermaid 3). Some said that she was childish, immature, and wouldn't take the job seriously, and with her somewhat reckless decisions and selfishness, most agreed she would make the worst queen out of the princesses.

 "She's too youthful to be a really good queen." -AllegroGiocoso
"She's too youthful to be a really good queen." -AllegroGiocoso...
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For sure, all Disney’s girls have amazing hair, but some are better than others. Here they are in order voted on fanpop:
 Cute, black and short
Cute, black and short

9.Snow White: last as always. People don’t really like her hair “black as ebony tree” probably because of its shortness. Although cute, her hair can’t really compare to others because there’s not much to do with, can’t make any hairdo of it, it can’t float on wind and it always looks like mass of something, not hair.
 Blond-brown with bangs
Blond-brown with bangs


8.Cinderella: Another girl with short hair. We never really figured out is her hair brown...
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