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Scene 32- Different location of the... oh forget this I don't give a damn anymore(I never even got any crap in it, that sounds so weird on so many levels)!

*Meanwhile, on the other side of the godamn path thingy(Read the other parts so you'll understand that I'm getting irritated por this sh!t).*

Porcupine: Okay then, are ya guys going okay back there?

Hella: You asked us that a lot of times dude.

Rodney: Yea man, do ya have to do that or something? I mean, I know you don't want to get hurt or anything, but still.

Porcupine: I swear, you guys have no life and not so redish hearts.

Hella: Yeah, but I can take care of myself. Rodney on the other hand-

Rodney: I can take care of myself too! Trust me, I know a ton of stuff about- *Steps on ground and it falls, making Rodney losing his balance and almost fell(While screaming). Well, if Hella didn't try and grab his arm and whacked him onto a mural then he would have fallen and, ya know...*

Hella: That's why 'SOMEONE' needs to keep an eye on you cause you usually get us in a 'BIG' mess!

Rodney: Um, what about The Fairy Godmother?

Hella: Oh, um, well, she's pretty much useless too and also gets into predicaments but- oi WAIT A SECOND! YOUR ONLY SAYING THIS SO YA WOULDN'T GET IN TROUBLE AND I WOULDN'T HAVE STICK MY FOOT UP YOUR-

Porcupine: GUYS, TONE IT DOWN! We need to be really quiet...

Hella: WHY AGAIN?

Porcupine: So we don't get crushed por giant rocks?

Hella: *Mutters* Totally hopeless.

Rodney: But if it weren't the F.G. woman, we never would of met agai-

Hella: YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW USELESS SHE WAS AND NOW YOUR SAYING SOMETHING GOOD ABOUT THAT... LADY???

Porcupine: PEOPLE! PLEASE! We are almost to our location so I don't think it'd be a good idea to ruin this moment for all of us, okay?

Hella: WHY THE HELL MUST YOU PEOPLE BE SO-

Rodney: -Useless?

Hella: *Mutters* And I'm interupted again. Why does this always happen to me...?

Porcupine: *Mutters* And I'm ignored again. Why does this always happen to me...?

*Rumbling noises*

Rodney: Wha- what's going on here?

Porcupine: Eh, I warned you about shutting the f*** up and keeping your tone down, but you didn't listen. So, not only did ya fail the test, but you're also going to die.

Hella: Nice going...

Rodney: What about you? Wouldn't you die with us too?

Porcupine: No, I'm a spirit, a Porcupine Spirit. And spirits don't die again ya know...

Rodney: So ya died before? Just like all of the other spirit dudes?

Porcupine: Um, wait how'd ya know there were mais spirits in here? Did ya meet up with any?

Rodney: No, I just guessed.

Porcupine: Oh.

Hella: Guys, can we talk about this later and get the hell out of here!

Rodney and Porcupine(Lol, sounds like a couple): Oh, yea, right.

*And the gang make a run for it as the rocks/columns continued to tumble down.*

To be continued in part 30....
As the majority know, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs was Walt Disney's first feature length animated film, therefor giving us our first disney Princess. There are a variety of different films, fairy tales, animations and stylistic genres that seemed to blend together to make this very historic piece of cinema.



 Betty Boop & Snow White
Betty Boop & Snow White
Many believe that disney was directly inspired to make the film due to the success of the Betty Boop short of the fairy tale. This is relatively believable, given that the Betty Boop short was released in 1933 a ano prior to Disney's adaption coming into...
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I realized that it would be too long to put all 20 hairstyles in one article, so I dividido, dividir it up in two artigos



20. Snow White's hair with blue ribbon
Omg, did just Snow White entered topo, início 20, despite already 23 hairstyles had been eliminated? Quickly, we have to take her down!

Well, this hairstyle isn't that great, it makes look pale and unnoticed.
 "Say what? You don't like my hair?"
"Say what? You don't like my hair?"

"I hate that hairstyle... Too short, too ugly. Not that I don't like short hair, sometimes short hair looks great, but not when it comes to Snow White." skypirate

"I like her hair with a red bow,...
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added by IsisRain
Source: disney
 disney Princesses all have heartbreaking moments.
Disney Princesses all have heartbreaking moments.
I decided to make this because I felt like it. disney Princess filmes have had a lot of sad moments, and they were important points of the movie. disney Princesses always go through hardship and heartbreak, and maybe that's why we amor them so much and can relate. While I may not write as eloquently as other users on here, I'll try to do my best to explain. Here's my countdown of the topo, início ten.

10. Snow White's terror in the woods. How would you like being told your stepmother was going to kill you, and then having to run into scary dark woods where branches grab you and logs attack? While...
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added by chameron4eva
Source: Not Mine
NOTE ♥ These are not necessarily my personal opinions but the results of a countdown in which an approximate amount of 45 users voted per round.

7. de praia, praia Rags

Big surprise. The outfit that is clearly meant to be a joke comes in last place. Do I really need to go into any explanation on this one? Although I vaguely remember a few randos saying that they thought it was cool. Why do I get the feeling those kids were the ones who ate glue and got stuffed into lockers in middle school? Moving on...

6. rosa, -de-rosa Ballgown

What was that little cadela, puta Carlotta thinking? I bet she's jealous because...
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Source: disney / tiffany88
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posted by cromulanfav
So, this is probably the last thing I'm going to do for mulan mês : A review, or ,in another words, my praise to Mulan.

Here are some aleatório thing I noticed while I was watching the movie for the 7th time this month.

 I'm bad-ass
I'm bad-ass
The movie starts with the Valente Chinese soldier. He lights the fire, which is for some reason, very risky. Many people complain how in this movie, Chinese nation is obsessed with honor, pride and things like that, but I don't see nothing wrong about. It's a positive thing, they are portrayed nicely, better than being portrayed as violent, ignorant and with no...
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Note: I am not obsessed with Selena Gomez.
Other note: I know I missed some stuff and that this is an extremely shortened version. I performed this with some friends, and we didn't have enough people to do all seven dwarfs. So all there is is Grumpy.

Scene 1- The queen consults her magic mirror.
Queen-Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest one of all?
Mirror-That's easy! Selena Gomez!
Queen- OTHER THAN HER!
Mirror- Then...hmm...Taylor Swift.
Queen- Why??
Mirror-According to the August issue of J-14 magazine, Selena Gomez was found the prettiest in a vote of 342 people.
Queen-Well, Selena Gomez...
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Aurora sighed. Her parents were visiting the king of a foreign country with King Hubert, and Phillip had to take over things at his father's palace while he was away. It was a long, perilous journey, so Flora, Fauna, and Merryweather had accompanied them. Even most of the servants had gone. Only a few of them and Aurora remained on the big, empty palace.
Out of boredom, Aurora reached for a quill pen and parchment, and began a letter to Snow White. The letter invited her to a week-long stay at the castle. She copied the letter off seven mais times and sent a copy to each of her friends. The...
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posted by Persephone713
 " The Beauty of Aphrodite"
" The Beauty of Aphrodite"
9. Mulan- not because she dressed up like a boy, she just has a tomboy look to her. Not real feminine.

8. Pocahontas- I find her to be the plain one but she has alot of spirit and that is what counts.

7. Snow White- I dont know she looks like a munchkin to me in a way. But still there is something a little pretty about her.

6. Cinderella- She also seems a little plain except when she transforms into her ball vestido that is an exceptional moment

5. Aurora- She looks her prettiest lying there sleeping with her sunshine hair and red lips, her voice is the one that stands out, por the way she looks best...
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posted by KataraLover
Lady Tremaine went to the guards.

"Oh please you must find my step-daughter the poor girl" cried Lady Tremaine

"Don't worry mam we'll find her" said a guard

"Oh please, please do I don't know how I'll live without my dear cinderela I amor her like she's my very own daughter" said Lady Tremaine

At the house.

"Why are you going threw so much trouble mother for that little nobody" asked Drizella

"Yeah we can get another maid" said Anastasia

"Girls, girls you don't understand. We need her because without her we can't touch a penny of her fathers money. Then we'll go poor and on the streets again" said...
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For first: šwhy do i have done this? Answer:No idea. i was bored and i wanted to make a countdown and this is the most amuzing page with the most amusing people: YOU. Bot here are so many countdowns and they are great so i deceded to make a new countdown about princesses sexi bodies. Forgive me the cama language an i hope you will injoy the reading.


9. Is there any countdown where Snow White is not the leatest? anyway i thint she deserves this place and i can see You do agree.She has no breasts, she has no,no, just nothing. Theres nothing interesting about her body.She is very childish at every...
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posted by madisonsavanna
9) Snow White
Ahh, the famous line, Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest one of all? The mirror said this young lady, but I beg to differ. She is absolutely BEAUTIFUL, just not as pretty as the others. But hey, this was made in the 30s, ideas of beauty change over the years.

8) Mulan
China's heroine. Her hair is very pretty at the beginning, even still cute when it's short. She has an excuse for not being as pretty as the following, disney had to make her to be able to pass off for a man.

7) Pocahotas
This girl is absolutely beautiful, graceful, and mature. She has long pure black hair that...
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 jasmim as Pocahontas. Lineart por Mellasfenixxes on devientart, coloring por me on FotoFlexer
Jasmine as Pocahontas. Lineart by Mellasfenixxes on devientart, coloring by me on FotoFlexer
You voted and you got it! Here's my take on what the filmes would be like if jasmim and Pocahontas switched places. I'm not sure if I'll continue, so comment on what you like or don't like.


Switch #1: Pocahontas and Jasmine

Let us immerse ourselves in a world where trees can talk, carpets can fly, and genies dance and sing. It is in this world that we find two princesses very different from each other, separated por time and distance. This world is about to face a drastic change, although nobody knows it. Because those two princesses are about to switch lives, switch stories, and they won’t...
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So the princesses talked and got to know each other and told their stories. "But why did you runaway from your family" Aurora asked Ariel. "My father was too strick and my sisters were so ubsesed with looks and I just wanted to be up in the world above it's inteasting to me and Eric" Awnsered Ariel. "I agree with Ariel my dad was too strick too I never even had any real friends other than my tiger that is until I ranaway and met aladdin and cinderela why did you stay with other horrible women why didn't you runaway" said Jasmine. "Those three were all I got before my father died I promised...
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"Oh my goodness! Are you alright?" asked the sobbing girl.
"I'm fine, just help me up," replied Princess Pea. "That damn carpet did that on purpose. It's probably halfway back to Agrabah por now."
"Where?"
"Oh just a land, a faraway place where the caravan cammels roam. Wow, this room sucks. You don't even have a chocolate fountain...I'm Princess Pea, por the way."
"My name's Cinderella."
"Well, nice meeting you whatever-you-just-said-your-name-was-but-it's-too-freaking-weird-for-me-to-remember. I gotta go."
"I'm afraid that's impossible," answered cinderela sadly. "You see, my stepmother locked...
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