"Princess Pea!" Belle raised her voice. "Don't you think you're being a little selfish? Your boyfriend is out there with that monster and you're lying on a cama napping!"
"What do you care?" ervilha hated maidens with attitude. Excluding herself of course. "You're the one who told me the Beast is harmless."
"But still, you ought to do something!"
Suddenly, there was a knock at the bedroom door. ervilha jumped up and answered it. In the doorway stood the large, angry creature, who was holding Conrad por the camisa collar. "Who are you people? You're not welcome here!" yelled the Beast.
"Just give me my boyfriend back, you big ape," ervilha rolled her eyes. "Look, I've had a long dia and I'm not in the mood to deal with your immature crap."
"But...I..." the Beast stuttered. At a loss for words, he roared viciously in Pea's face. "JUST GET OUT OF MY HOME! NOOOOOOOOOW!"
"Okay, first of all, you are in desperate need of a Tic-Tac," ervilha handed the Beast a mint. "Second, I'm not going anywhere, you big brute. If you kick us out, I guarantee we'll find the nearest village and tell them about you. seguinte thing you know, they'll come here chanting 'KILL THE BEAST.' You don't want that now do you?" The Beast stood there, perplexed. "That's what I thought. Anyway, Conrad go show yourself to one of the nice guest bedrooms. We'll be staying here a while."
The Beast was so confused that he dropped Conrad, who scurried to a guest room. ervilha turned to the Beast, "If anybody needs me, I'm just down the hall, soaking in the tub." She skipped down the corridor.
While Conrad and ervilha spent the rest of the evening hooking up in their room, Belle explored the castle. When she admitted being hungry, a candlestick holder and a bunch of plates did a Broadway number for her. But then it occured to the beautiful heroine, she really wondered what the Beast was hiding in the forbidden West Wing...
Just then, ervilha and Conrad heard a scream. When ervilha peeked out her bedroom door, she saw Belle throwing on her cape and fleeing down a flight of stairs.
"Promise or no promise, I can't stay here another minute!" Belle cried as she exited the castle.
Pea stormed over to the West Wing, ignoring a petulant little clock that tried to stop her. "What did you do this time?" ervilha yelled at the Beast as she entered the West Wing.
"Excuse me?" the Beast seemed offended but his eyes had a hint of grief in them.
"You scared the shit out of that poor girl. Are you just a big, mean asshole all the time or something?" ervilha scolded.
"It doesn't matter anyhow," the Beast sighed. "It makes no difference. She'll always think of me as a monster."
"Well if you keep acting like one, damn straight!" ervilha yelled. "You need to get your act together and stop living up to that hideous thing you call a face. I talked to Belle. She's not some shallow bimbo. I bet you she could actually learn to be cool with you if you would stop being a big prick."
"Really? You think so?" Beast's eyes lit up. "And what about you? You're beautiful on the outside...do you think you could ever see past my appearance too?"
Pea laughed at the topo, início of her lungs for about fifteen seconds. "Oh my God, you are hilarious. No, sorry, I'm not into the covered-in-hair look. It didn't work for my last boyfriend and it doesn't work for you. Anyway, what are you still doing here?"
"Huh?"
"Get your bunda outside and apologize to Belle," ervilha yelled. "And I would hurry since there is a pack of hungry lobos outside the castelo gates."
With that, the Beast hurried out of the castle.
(End Of Part 20)
What, someone's actually going to defend me?
