The girls stare for a second, all of a sudden Merida bursts out laughing. All the girls turn and stare at her. Snow White casts bewildered glances at Hades, then Merida. Hades, then Merida. Merida continues laughing, and at one point falls off her chair. She snorts in her laughter. Aurora winces, she is a very proper princess, and isn't a huge fã of un-princess-like behaviour.
"What's so funny?" Hades asks. When o one replies, he clears his throat and says "Hello, girls. As you know, I am Hades, and-"
Merida finally gets up from the floor, but she is still laughing. When she is finally able to talk, she shrieks ot "You're not even a disney Princess villain What do ye think ye can do?"
"Excuse me? I am plenty able to be a disney Princess villain, and I will now state my business!" Hades snapped "I do not want to linger, but may I inform you each and every one of your villains from your little Princess filmes are coming for revenge, and I am somewhat responsible for telling you this because, they couldn't just march in here without a battle plan so they paid me to do it."
"What? But that's not possible, all of them are dead except for Lady Tremaine and Governor Ratcliffe!" Belle shrieked.
"Well, obviously not but anyways, this is not my problem, case closed, the end. I'm getting out of here." Hades said and turns away, and goes out the door. Just before he goes out of sight, he calls over his shoulder "Oh, and por the way! They are coming for you in a fortnight, so be prepared!" and laughs maniacally all the way until he was out of earshot.
The girls are silent for a minute, the Tiana asks "Do you girls think he's serious?"
"I don't," Merida says defiantly. "just look at 'im! That fool thinks he's got da power to scare us, but not meh!"
"But Merida, what if he's serious? What if our villains really are after us?" Rapunzel whispers "What if they all came back with knives to stab us?"
"Please, Punzie. Jus' because Gothel did that t' yer prince doesn't mean she does that t' everyone." Merida rolls her eyes.
"But haven't you ever considered the possibility, Merida? Mor'du might come back!" Snow White says in a hushed voice "And so might the Queen!"
"But one thing I don't understand is these villains are all dead! Well, all but Lady Tremaine and Governor Ratcliffe." Ariel said "How will they come after us if they're dead?"
"Haven't you been listening, Ari? Obviously they're not dead! Either that or they'll come after us in ghost form." mulan says, then shudders.
"Either way, girls, we need to do something about it." Belle says.
"I agree with her," Pocahontas nodded "We can't just ignore this, this is waytoo serious."
"But how can we do anything about it?" cinderela wailed "It's not like we can go up to them and just tell them to leave us alone!"
"That's true, but we can't just sit around and do nothing about it." jasmim argued.
"Psh. I still think this is ridiculous. There ain't nothin' any o' these bad guys can do to us, they're dead, an' we the princesses. We the biggest an' most sccessful franchise disney owns. If they kill us off, they'll die too 'cuz there ain't nothin' t' hold disney up an' disney will go bankrupt." Merida scoffs.
"Merida, they don't care! All they want is revenge!" Tiana replied.
"Girls! This is ridiculous, we can't just sit here and argue about what we should do about it, we need to actually DO something about it!" Belle demands.
"But what can we do about it? Just like what Cindy said, nothing stops those bad guys, you know." Aurora sighs, looking down.
"Don't be so pessimistic, there must be something we can do." Rapunzel assured her.
"Well, why don't we actually put ou heads together and devise a plan instead of sitting around jabbering away?" jasmim suggests.
"Alright," cinderela says "So, according to our knowledge of our villains..."
"What's so funny?" Hades asks. When o one replies, he clears his throat and says "Hello, girls. As you know, I am Hades, and-"
Merida finally gets up from the floor, but she is still laughing. When she is finally able to talk, she shrieks ot "You're not even a disney Princess villain What do ye think ye can do?"
"Excuse me? I am plenty able to be a disney Princess villain, and I will now state my business!" Hades snapped "I do not want to linger, but may I inform you each and every one of your villains from your little Princess filmes are coming for revenge, and I am somewhat responsible for telling you this because, they couldn't just march in here without a battle plan so they paid me to do it."
"What? But that's not possible, all of them are dead except for Lady Tremaine and Governor Ratcliffe!" Belle shrieked.
"Well, obviously not but anyways, this is not my problem, case closed, the end. I'm getting out of here." Hades said and turns away, and goes out the door. Just before he goes out of sight, he calls over his shoulder "Oh, and por the way! They are coming for you in a fortnight, so be prepared!" and laughs maniacally all the way until he was out of earshot.
The girls are silent for a minute, the Tiana asks "Do you girls think he's serious?"
"I don't," Merida says defiantly. "just look at 'im! That fool thinks he's got da power to scare us, but not meh!"
"But Merida, what if he's serious? What if our villains really are after us?" Rapunzel whispers "What if they all came back with knives to stab us?"
"Please, Punzie. Jus' because Gothel did that t' yer prince doesn't mean she does that t' everyone." Merida rolls her eyes.
"But haven't you ever considered the possibility, Merida? Mor'du might come back!" Snow White says in a hushed voice "And so might the Queen!"
"But one thing I don't understand is these villains are all dead! Well, all but Lady Tremaine and Governor Ratcliffe." Ariel said "How will they come after us if they're dead?"
"Haven't you been listening, Ari? Obviously they're not dead! Either that or they'll come after us in ghost form." mulan says, then shudders.
"Either way, girls, we need to do something about it." Belle says.
"I agree with her," Pocahontas nodded "We can't just ignore this, this is waytoo serious."
"But how can we do anything about it?" cinderela wailed "It's not like we can go up to them and just tell them to leave us alone!"
"That's true, but we can't just sit around and do nothing about it." jasmim argued.
"Psh. I still think this is ridiculous. There ain't nothin' any o' these bad guys can do to us, they're dead, an' we the princesses. We the biggest an' most sccessful franchise disney owns. If they kill us off, they'll die too 'cuz there ain't nothin' t' hold disney up an' disney will go bankrupt." Merida scoffs.
"Merida, they don't care! All they want is revenge!" Tiana replied.
"Girls! This is ridiculous, we can't just sit here and argue about what we should do about it, we need to actually DO something about it!" Belle demands.
"But what can we do about it? Just like what Cindy said, nothing stops those bad guys, you know." Aurora sighs, looking down.
"Don't be so pessimistic, there must be something we can do." Rapunzel assured her.
"Well, why don't we actually put ou heads together and devise a plan instead of sitting around jabbering away?" jasmim suggests.
"Alright," cinderela says "So, according to our knowledge of our villains..."
