Me : All right our first fã pergunta is for maleficent, why are you so bitter?
Maleficent : I'm not! I just enjoy being evil. Nothing better than showing everyone else where their place is.
(she laughs evilly at this) MUWAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA (Aurora shivers and the fadas glare at Maleficent angrily as they comfort the princess)
Me : Flora, why DIDN'T you just turn Maleficent into a teapot?
Flora : Because her soul was to black to turn her into a rosa, -de-rosa one.
the other fadas giggle while Maleficent mutters angry words and curses
Me : Phillip, why don't you talk during the last half of the movie?
Phillip (he looks pissed at this question, but Maleficent and even her guards are giggling) : Because I'm a little bit shocked, kidnapped por Maleficent. And too serious defeating Maleficent and her "armies".
(Aurora pats Phillip to soothe him, but he jerks away from her….this gets him glares from the three good fairies)
Me : Aurora did you never wonder why your "aunts" kept you secluded in the woods?
Aurora : "I take it that they didn't want to be a part of the civilization and their modernization and all those changes. Besides, I liked living in the woods where I can sing and dance my feelings with my animal friends - the best friends one could ever have."
(this answer earns Aurora smiles from all the fadas except Merryweather (she mutters something about roughing it) and eye rolls from Phillip and Maleficent)
Me : Phillip, Aurora's got her's por blessings but where did you get your gorgeous looks? (wink wink)
Phillip (with a smug look and a wink at the fairies) : Who says fadas only come to the birth of a princess? I'm royalty too.
(Aurora pats Phillip on the hand and whispers) sure you are sweetie….
Me : Phillip what was your first impression when u met aurora?
Phillip (another smug look and he puts his arm around Aurora) : she would be fun to have arrround at night... (suggestive winking)
(this response earns him a soco from Aurora and a muttered… bastard…as well as glares and threatening motions from the fadas and muttered…ASS…Maleficent on the other side is cracking up with laughter and giving Phillip the thumbs up….and then she yells out Tramp…muwhahhahahhahahahha…and this is when we have to take a break and get everyone cooled down)
Me : Alright we are back from our break and let us begin again….Aurora, what do you do to have such beautiful hair?
Aurora (with a big grin at me but a beijoca, smack at Phillip who is trying to hold her hand) : Be blessed por fairies...enough said. You want to borrow one, they are such dears!
(the fadas look confused….was that a compliment or did she just try to pimp them out?)
Me : Aurora: which vestido would you like to have - blue or pink?
Aurora : oh well i like both as cores but i amor rosa, -de-rosa (a smile and little giggle)
(Flora starts grinning and smirking at merryweather who then glares at her and Aurora and she mutters cadela, puta in Flora’s direction…meanwhile the evil faire is grinning and laughing hysterically)
Me : Phillip, How good are Aurora's Culinary skills?
Phillip : "Not so good. She always pricks her finger with knives or forks. Plus she always sleeps on the job. Thank goodness the fadas are there to fix it."
(he starts to laugh, but it is cut short when Aurora gets up and punches him in the face and then runs out of the room…the goods fadas jump up run over and kick Phillip and call him a bastard before running after Aurora….as Phillip is groaning in Pain Maleficent is led over and she smiles at him and tells him good job before bursting into laughter….She is then led back to purgatory and I am left with a groaning Prince)
Well um that ends this interview, but I hope you enjoyed leitura this interesting session with the characters from Disney’s Sleeping Beauty. I would like to give a shout out to the people that helped provide respostas and perguntas from the Ask a character why fórum : SweetPea2007, Swanpride, justinfangrrl, 2kn111 , 3xZ , chesire , Samvoorhees, sophy22 , MACFAJIL000 , LightningRed, ppv
