Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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posted by anna0789
hi this is my first rant ever hope you like it

im a twilight fã but i hate bella
for several things

first of all when you first read the book you have the idea that BELLA is very contempt with herself and a normal looking teenage girl that is very unselfish and very kind and loving and warm and falls in amor with a vampire and she would do anything for him ..right..

ok but if you concentrate and look beyond all the adjectives s.meyer uses for descriving how beautiful and sparkly edward is and really LOOK at the story and at their characters you will realize the truth about bella that is

1) she is the farthest thing of unselfishness that exists . i mean cmon she is as selfish as you could get. what she does in eclipse to edward and to jacob she has to get everything she wants at any cost she doesn't care who she hurts. in new moon jake helps her to get out of her depresion and what does bella does when edward comes back???
she throws jake away as a use kleenex but that's not all she realizes that she actually loves him too aaaaa how sweet ...

2)then she is a terrible friend
when she arrives to forks she becames the shiny new object all the guys want her and all the girls want to be their friends....
ok and bella treats them like she is too good for them and critics almost everyone at the school exept of course edward
but she mades some human " friends " and on the 2 book and edward leaves she forgets all about her friends she uses them when she wants and forgets about them when she want

3) she is whiny as hell
i don't think you can go mais than 30 pages before you find some whining of bella
and that is just annoying to me

4) how she is the steriotpe of a girl years years atrás i mean
she cooks for her father every night and cleans the house for him
she gets marry right after high school
she is very worry about her age
she doesn't do any sports because the man is for the sports ( i mean in what ano are we ?)
she have no plans to go to school because she already found his lovely edward
she has a baby
and that for her is her perfect part of forever
This artigo is not meant to offend. It is mostly comedy and uses examples from mais fandoms then just Twilight. There will also be examples that tak lyke dis and capslock. So be careful when reading.

I'm sure we are all familiar with a fangirl. (Or fanboy, but they are different and we will not be discussing them today.) Put simply, fangirls are very, very, VERY big fãs of something. Twilight fangirls are obsessed with Twilight and will probably have as much Twilight merchandise as possible. A Bangel fangirl may eat you in your sleep if you are a hardcore Spuffy shipper, and a fanpop fangirl...
continue reading...
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The JK Rowling show...
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The Volturi are actually kind of cool (Aro's look was... interesting), but Kristen, and *snort* Rob, are just.... *shakes with laughter* too... hilarious!!! *cannot control self any longer and cracks up for a LONG time*
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