Just some Christian pick-up lines that I picked up at a encontro, data night at Youth Group a few weeks ago.

1) You're looking for a knight in shining armor? It just so happens that I'm wearing the armor of God!

2) God said that you were made in his image, and boy, was He right!

3) Is this the transfiguration? Because you're glowing!

4) Moses parted the Red sea, but baby, ain't nothing parting us!

5) You must be a fisher of men, 'coz you just reeled me in!

6) Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.

7) You float my ark

8) The word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; how about dinner?

9) You are perfect, except with all the sin.

10) I went on a de praia, praia mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.

11) Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough pão and peixe for 2 people.

12) It's obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.

13) How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?

14) You put the “stud” in Bible study.

15) Last night I was leitura in the book of Numbers and I realized I don’t have yours.