Just some Christian pick-up lines that I picked up at a encontro, data night at Youth Group a few weeks ago.
1) You're looking for a knight in shining armor? It just so happens that I'm wearing the armor of God!
2) God said that you were made in his image, and boy, was He right!
3) Is this the transfiguration? Because you're glowing!
4) Moses parted the Red sea, but baby, ain't nothing parting us!
5) You must be a fisher of men, 'coz you just reeled me in!
6) Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.
7) You float my ark
8) The word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; how about dinner?
9) You are perfect, except with all the sin.
10) I went on a de praia, praia mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.
11) Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough pão and peixe for 2 people.
12) It's obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.
13) How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
14) You put the “stud” in Bible study.
15) Last night I was leitura in the book of Numbers and I realized I don’t have yours.
1) You're looking for a knight in shining armor? It just so happens that I'm wearing the armor of God!
2) God said that you were made in his image, and boy, was He right!
3) Is this the transfiguration? Because you're glowing!
4) Moses parted the Red sea, but baby, ain't nothing parting us!
5) You must be a fisher of men, 'coz you just reeled me in!
6) Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.
7) You float my ark
8) The word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; how about dinner?
9) You are perfect, except with all the sin.
10) I went on a de praia, praia mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.
11) Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough pão and peixe for 2 people.
12) It's obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.
13) How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
14) You put the “stud” in Bible study.
15) Last night I was leitura in the book of Numbers and I realized I don’t have yours.
We need to begrateful for everything because everything is a gift from God to us.
Begrateful;
When the alarm clock rings and awake you from your sleep because you know that you're still alive.
When you're always tired after all of your works because you know that you can still work hard for a better future.
When you have to do all of the houseworks for your family because you know that you are not alone.
When your wife say:"We only gonna have cold pizza for dinner."because you know that she's with you and not with other people.
When you can't fit in your favorito outfit because it means that you always have enough comida to eat.
Begrateful for everything because god always know the best for us.
Begrateful;
When the alarm clock rings and awake you from your sleep because you know that you're still alive.
When you're always tired after all of your works because you know that you can still work hard for a better future.
When you have to do all of the houseworks for your family because you know that you are not alone.
When your wife say:"We only gonna have cold pizza for dinner."because you know that she's with you and not with other people.
When you can't fit in your favorito outfit because it means that you always have enough comida to eat.
Begrateful for everything because god always know the best for us.
