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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


A not so long time atrás in a world ruled por ponies

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HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode XI

Return To Ponyville

Discord has taken over the Prisoner Of War camp where I was sent, with arco iris, arco-íris Dash, Princess Celestia, and many other ponies.

However, the Nazi Forces were planning on making a o espaço station, called the Death Egg, and they needed mais money to finishbuilding this death defying o espaço station.

To make mais money, they ordered Discord to sell me, and the other prisoners to a gangster called Japa the Nese, and let Discord keep half the money.

In the atlantic ocean, an aircraft carrier was going towards Baltimare. The death egg was on the ground somewhere in Baltimare.

Nazi 98: *Flies passenger plane off carrier*
Nazis: *Flying fighters near passenger plane*
Nazis: *Flying together*

Inside the death egg

Nazi 99: All units, Twilight Sparkle, and her escort will arrive shortly.
Nazis: *Getting in position*
Nazi 98: *Flying towards death egg*
Nazis: *Flying behind passenger plane*
Nazi 98: *Lands plane*
Nazis: *Lands behind passenger plane*
Nazi 99: Inform the doctor that Twilight Sparkle is here.
Nazi 35: Bejahand. *Goes to inform Dr. Robotnik*
Twilight Sparkle: *Walks out of plane*
Changelings: *Saluting Twilight*
Griffons: *Saluting Twilight*
Nazi 99: *Walks up to Twilight* Guten tag.
Twilight: Today is the dia that we get this machine operating.
Nazi 99: That might be delayed to a dia or two.
Twilight: Delayed? Do you realize who you're making this o espaço station for?
Nazi 99: We're making this for Robotnik. Only he would be crazy enough to make a o espaço station called the death egg.
Twilight: Well quit fucking around, and get this thing finished, or I will personally have you executed. Do I make myself clear major?
Nazi 99: Y-y-yes princess.
Twilight: Good. Now finish this at once. I am going to the Griffon Kingdom.

Meanwhile on some isolated island in Japan.

Japanese pónei, pônei 87: This isrand is three mires away from Japan's nearest civirization.
Japanese pónei, pônei 35: And we have rots of ponies in our mafia, that are wirring to kirr you. So terr us what we need to know.
Sean: *Tied up in chair* That all depends. What do you want to know?
Japanese pónei, pônei 35: We want to know arr about why you have been pranning to attack Discord. Japa the Nese is very crose friends with Discord, and he doesn't Arqueiro anyone to kirr them.
Sean: He has been threatining average ponies, like you guys, with death, slavery, and violence. He has to be defeated.
Japanese pónei, pônei 87: Why wourd you to prevent any of that from happening?
Japanese pónei, pônei 35: We dear with that arr the time, and yet, our country is very powerfur.
Sean: So am I.
Japanese pónei, pônei 87: What can you do?
Sean: You really wanna know? *Breaks rope, and uses part of chair to knock out japanese ponies* Now to take my gun. They left it in the weapons room, but first I need to save arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and Celestia.

Meanwhile, on another part of the island, in a small hut.

Rarity: *Laying on floor*
Japanese pónei, pônei 64: Who is this friend of yours?
Rarity: *Looking at aleatório pony* I don't know him.
Japanese pónei, pônei 64: You better terr me, or I wirr do something you won't want me to do.
Rarity: W-what are you going to do?
Japanese pónei, pônei 64: Hit you of course.
Japanese pónei, pônei 53: What do we do with this pony? *Pointing to aleatório pony*
Japanese pónei, pônei 64: Beat him. I am going to beat this firry up.
Rarity: No! Don't!!
Japanese pónei, pônei 64: *Hitting Rarity*
Rarity: AAH!!

While that was happening.

Sean: *Knocks on door*
Japanese pónei, pônei 77: Who is it? *Opens door*
Sean: *Knocks out japanese pony*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Wakes up*
Celestia: *Sees Sean* Thank goodness it's you.
Sean: Yeah. I need your help getting into the weapon's room. Those gangsters put my machine gun in there.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: We'll help you get it out.
Sean: *Goes to weapon's room*
Celestia: Get it. We'll stand guard.
Sean: *Opens door* Now, where's that machine gun? *Finds machine gun* Perfect. *Takes machine gun* I got it. Let's go.

After that.

Japanese pónei, pônei 64: *Smoking cigarette*
Japanese pónei, pônei 53: *Hitting aleatório pony*
Japanese pónei, pônei 64: *Blows smoke into Rarity's face* You think just because you say nothing, you are strong. That's not true. You two are cowards.
aleatório Pony: Don't tell that peice of hell anything!
Japanese pónei, pônei 64: Why are you tarking to her?
aleatório Pony: *Spits in Japanese Pony's face*
Japanese pónei, pônei 64: *Burns aleatório pónei, pônei with cigarette* Finish the job. *Goes for walk*
Japanese pónei, pônei 53: *Grabs knife*
aleatório Pony: Go fuck yourself.
Japanese pónei, pônei 53: *Stabs aleatório pónei, pônei to death*
Rarity: *Crawling away*
Japanese pónei, pônei 53: *Grabs Rarity* Stand stirr.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Stabs japanese pónei, pônei 53* Rarity. You're okay. Thank goodness. We're gonna make them pay for what they've done.

We saved Rarity, and were now planning to escape from the Japanese Mafia.

Sean: *Gives Rarity a pistol* Grab a rifle. We're gonna tear this place apart.
Rarity: *Grabs rifle*
Sean: Dash, signal the strike team.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Gives signal*
pónei, pônei Alliance Pilots: *Dropping bombs*
Sean: Let's go. *Running towards explosion*
Japanese Ponies: *Running towards Sean* Shoot them!
Sean: *shoots japanese ponies*
Japa The Nese: What is happening?
Japanese Pony60: Those ponies, and hedgehog we were supposed to kirr are escaping.
Japa The Nese: Then stop them!
Sean: We got to find a boat, any boat!
Rarity: I think I see a dinghy over there.
Sean: Excellent. Let's get to it.
Japanese pónei, pônei 60: *Grabs RPG* This wirr kirr them arr.
Japa The Nese: Hord it. They are running towards the boat. Shoot that, so they won't escape.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Shooting at Japa The Nese*
Japa The Nese: *Taking cover* Do it now!
Japanese pónei, pônei 60: *Shoots rocket at boat*

The barco exploded.

Sean: Damnit, we have to find another boat.
Celestia: I could repair this one with my magic.
Sean: Do it quickly!
Japanese pónei, pônei 79: *shoots Celestia's horn off*
Celestia: AH! My horn!
Rarity: I can get it back for you. *Trying to get horn back on Celestia, but it's too hard for her* Oh, this is too hard! *Sweating*
Japanese pónei, pônei 60: *Reloading RPG*
Sean: *Shoots Japanese pónei, pônei 60*
Japa The Nese: It's up to me. *Takes rocket launcher*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Shoots Japa*
Japa The Nese: Oh! *Walks backwards toward window, and falls out* AAAH!!! *Lands in water*
Sharks: *Eating Japa*
Japa The Nese: Noooo!! *Dies*
Japanese Ponies: Japa The Nese is dead! Kirr them!!
Sean: Get Celestia's horn back, quickly! I'll hold them off. *Shooting Japanese Ponies*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Hold it, I just realized. Where's Pinkie Pie?
Pinkie Pie: *Arrives* Guten tag.
Rarity: Where have you been?
Pinkie Pie: In this hut the entire time. I escaped when all the japanese gangsters ran away.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Good for you.
Rarity: *Struggling to get Celestia's horn back on* I almost got it.
Sean: Can't hold them off much longer.
Pinkie Pie: Leave it to me. *Throwing grenades at Japanese Ponies*
Japanese Ponies: *Die*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: You threw those pretty quickly.
Pinkie Pie: And they're all dead.
Rarity: *Gets Celestia's horn back on* I *Pant* did it. Now, *Pant* I can *Pant* help.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Uh, Rarity? Pinkie Pie got them all.
Rarity: Whoa. Pretty messy.
Pinkie Pie: But it was wunderbar!
Celestia: Now we can fix that barco the Japanese destroyed. *Using magic to fix boat*

When it was fixed, we had another problem.

Sean: This barco can't fit us all. There's five of us, but only four can be on here.
Celestia: *Using spell to make another barco exactly like the one she fixed* There. We have two boats.
Sean: Good. *Gets on boat*
Rarity: *Gets on barco with Sean*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Gets on other barco with Pinkie, and Celestia*

We escaped the Japanese Mafia, and were on our way back to Ponyville.

We were heading back to Ponyville on two boats that we roubou from the Japanese Mafia.

Celestia: When we get back to Ponyville, I'll have to take you to Canterlot.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: What for?
Celestia: There's something important regarding you, and your boyfriend.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: What?
Celestia: I cannot tell you now. I must wait until we get back into the United States.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: If it's that important, I understand.

Meanwhile in the Griffon Kingdom.

Twilight: *On telephone* Yes Doctor. I have just arrived here.
Dr. Robotnik: *On death egg* Excellent. You must get defenses set up. A shield generator should be around your position. We can use it for the Death Egg, and then the pónei, pônei Alliance will not be able to defeat it.
Twilight: We'll be victorious, and all of Equestria will be in our control. *Laughing*
Robotnik: *Laughing as well*

Four hours later, in Canterlot. Celestia was in her room with arco iris, arco-íris Dash.

Celestia: *Looking around room* At first I didn't think it would be possible, but I gotta stop fooling myself. I feel old, but do I look old to you?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: No. Of course not.
Celestia: *Looking at herself in mirror* You're right. I look exactly like I did three hundred years ago.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: What exactly are you telling me?
Celestia: I'm telling you, that soon you'll have to deal with what I'm doing. When 1,500 years old, you'll know what I'm talking about.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I don't think I'll ever be that old.
Celestia: That's where you're wrong. I can't live much longer with my old age, and I'm afraid, soon that I'm going to die.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Princess Celestia, you can't die.
Celestia: It happens to all of us. Even immortal ponies like me. It just takes a lot, and I mean, a lot of time. *Laying in bed*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Why do you want me, of all ponies to take your job?
Celestia: Because, you're loyal, and brave. There's just one thing you need to do.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: What?
Celestia: You have to defeat your sister, Twilight Sparkle. *Closes eyes*

Celestia soon passed away.

arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *walks out of castle* I can't do it. *Sits down* Twilight is too powerful for me to take down.
???: That ain't the arco iris, arco-íris Dash I know.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Looks up* Applejack.
Applejack: That's right.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: But you were killed at that POW camp.
Applejack: Several hours later, unicórnios working for MI6 sneaked by, and brought me back to life. Then, I got back to Ponyville, and I heard from Pinkie Pie that you were supposed to be here for something Celestia wanted you to do. I overheard your conversation with the Princess, and I think you have what it takes to defeat Twilight in order to become the princess.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I don't have what it takes. Twilight nearly killed me when we were rescuing Cadence, and I can't beat her.
Applejack: Than, the Nazis have already won. You were our only hope.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: No one else can defeat her?
Applejack: Only you. I remember when you were pushing that train up the colina to get us to the Grand Galloping Gala, and you said, "I think I can, I think I can." Now, you ain't atuação like that.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: You know what? You're right. I think I can defeat Twilight.

In Ponyville at the pónei, pônei Alliance Headquarters.

Big Mac: Twilight Sparkle has been reported in the Griffon Kingdom. We have also found out that the enemy is building a o espaço station called the Death Egg. We need two volunteers to lead one of the groups going into battle, and in which territory.
Rarity: I'll lead the attack on the Death Egg.
Big Mac: Anyone going with Rarity, please say so.
Pinkie Pie: I'm going.
Fluttershy: Me too.
Shredder: And me.
Big Mac: And now, do we have any volunteers for the attack in the Griffon Kingdom?
Sean: Me.
Big Mac: Anyone joining Sean's group may say so.
Bonbon: I'll join.
Caramel: Me too.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Walks in* I'm going too.
Sean: *Sees arco iris, arco-íris Dash with Applejack* Where were you?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: It's a looong story.
Applejack: I'll cadastrar-se your group as well.

Later on, mais ponies started joining both groups.

Big Mac: Remember, once you finish your attack on the Griffon Kingdom, head straight towards the Death Egg, and help out the segundo team.
Sean: Roger that.
Applejack: How are we getting into the Griffon Kingdom?
Sean: We have stolen a Nazi airplane, and have been using it for missions like this one. Get in, I'm flying.

We all get in the airplane.

Sean: *Starts airplane*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Looking out window*
Applejack: What's wrong?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Nothing, I'm just wishing Rarity's group good luck. That death egg could be difficult to take down.
Applejack: If you're still worried about defeating Twilight Sparkle, we're all here to help.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Sighs* That means a lot to me. Thank you.
Radio Pony: Control tower to 69R, you are clear for takeoff.
Sean: *Taxiing plane onto runway*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash & Others: *Sitting down*
Sean: *Flies off runway* We're on our way to the Griffon Kingdom.
Applejack: Excellent.
Sean: Now, I'll get my wish on seeing what it looks like from ground, and air before this war ends.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Haha, that's a good one.

Shortly after we left, Rarity's group took off for Baltimare, which was where the Death Egg was located.

I was flying our plane towards the Griffon Kingdom when this happened.

Nazi 5: Was tun Sie?
Sean: Mir?
Nazi 5: Ja. Was tun Sie?
Sean: Wir bringen Verstärkungen aus Germaneigh.
Nazi 5: Wir waren darüber nicht informiert.
Sean: Nun harte Scheiße für Sie! Wir landen diese Sache, und das ist endgültig! *Flying towards runway*
Nazi 5: Verstanden. Ich werde Twilight Sparkle über Ihre Ankunftszeit.
Sean: Danke. *Lowers landing gear*
Bonbon: Everything going okay?
Sean: Yeah, just a little confusion between the control tower, and me. *Lands on runway* Put on your griffon costumes.
Bonbon: *Puts on griffon costume*
Caramel: *Puts on griffon costume*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Puts on griffon costume*
Applejack: *Puts on griffon costume*
Sean: *Wearing Nazi uniform* Ready?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Yeah, we're all ready.
Sean: Good. *Opens door*
Twilight: *Waiting outside* Man, we're glad you could return from Germaneigh.
Sean: Yeah, it is a real pleasure to bring these griffons back to their homeland.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Hello.
Twilight: Man, how you doin'?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Fine.
Twilight: Now you know your duties.
Applejack: *Snickering* She said doodies.
Twilight: Man, grow up fool!
Applejack: Sorry.
Twilight: Now get to work, and don't forget to come por here tonight for a special meeting.
Sean: What is it about?
Twilight: You'll see once you get here.

We all left the airport.

Sean: *Looking around* I remember seeing a shield generator on one of those maps Big Mac was showing us.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Yeah, we should only be about five miles from it.
Sean: Good. *sees bikers* Hold it. *gets down* Nazi bikers.
Applejack: Are they doing anything?
Sean: Not really. They're just standing seguinte to their bikes, and looking away from us.
Applejack: Me, and caramelo can take them down.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Quietly! They could take off, and call for reinforcements.
Applejack: Hey, it's me. *Tip toes to bikers*
Caramel: *Quietly following*
Applejack: *Steps on branch*
Nazi Biker 4: *Hears branch break* Halt!
Applejack: *Wrestling biker*
Sean: Come on Dash, let's go!
Nazi Biker 3: *Gets on bike*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I see him, wait Sean!
Nazi Biker 3: *Rides off*
Sean: *Gets on other bike*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Hops on*
Sean: *Rides*
Applejack: What about me?!
Nazi Biker 4: *Hits Applejack*
Nazi Biker 3: *Riding fast*
Sean: *Following Biker*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Grabs gun*
Nazi Biker 3: *Rams Sean*
Sean: *Rams biker*
Nazi Biker 5: *Riding on bike behind Sean*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Sees biker behind them* Get along side the one behind us!
Sean: *Slows up to biker 5*
Nazi Biker 5: *tries to ram them*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Knocks biker off motorcycle, and rides it*
Nazi Biker 3: *Grabs pistol*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Shooting at biker*
Nazi Biker 3: Whoa! *Falls off*

Soon, two mais bikers ended up chasing us.

Nazi Biker 6: *Following Sean*
Nazi Biker 7: *Following arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
Sean: *grabs tree*
Nazi Biker 6: What?!
Sean: *Hits both bikers with tree, but accidentally hits arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Lands in ditch*
Nazi Biker 8: *Riding towards arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Shoots biker off bike*
Sean: *Stops bike seguinte to arco iris, arco-íris Dash* Get on.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Gets on*
Sean: *Rides back to Applejack*

Rarity's group, just arrived at Baltimare.

Rarity: *sees death egg* Well, there it is. The Death Egg.
Fluttershy: What kind of a name is that?
Rarity: I don't know, but it doesn't even look like an egg. It's in the shape of one alright, but it has the face of Doctor Robotnik.
Pinkie Pie: I'd like to have my face on a o espaço station. I'd call it The Death Cake.
Rarity: Of course you would.
Shredder: When do we attack?
Rarity: We don't. We just wait here for Sean's group to arrive.
Pinkie Pie: How long will that take?
Rarity: I don't know.

Back in The Griffon Kingdom.

Applejack: How did it go?
Sean: We killed four enemies.
Applejack: Good for you.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Now what?
Sean: Well, Twilight said she wanted us to meet her at a party tonight. We'll have to get in our disguises, and go back to that airport.
Caramel: You ain't serious, are you?
Sean: If I wasn't serious, I'd make a very bad leader.
Bonbon: So, we're going to that party?
Sean: Yes we are.

Later that night, Twilight Sparkle, and many other members of her army were at the airport. Some airplanes were flying away to deliver supplies to the shield generator.

Twilight: Attention, The Death Egg will be here tomorrow morning, bring as many supplies to the shield generator as possible.
Nazis: *Flying airplanes*

A band started playing this song: link

Griffons: *Loading other airplanes*
Changelings: *Giving supplies to griffons to put in airplanes*
Other Nazis: *Marching around airport*
Changeling: *Starts bonfire* Throw in anything religious!
Nazis: Yay!! *Throwing in religious items*
Sean: *arrives* Well, this has been interesting so far.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Looks around*
Sean: *Sees airplanes*
Applejack: Where are they going?
Sean: I don't know. Let's go ask Twilight.
Nazis: *Throwing religious items into bonfire*
Griffons: *Brings books* Hey, here's some popular books that we don't like for no reason!
Changelings: Let's throw those in too!
Applejack: *Looks away, and cries*
Sean: Applejack? What's the matter?
Applejack: I just can't... I can't. I hate those fucking Nazis.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: We all do, but we gotta get this job done.
Sean: Come on. This will be over soon. I promise.
Applejack: *Stops crying* Okay. Let's finish this.
Twilight: Man, don't throw any books in there! What's the matter with you?
Griffons: These are books you don't like.
Twilight: I don't hate any kind of books you dumbass!
Sean: *arrives* Heil Robotnik.
Twilight: Man, what you want?!
Sean: Where are those airplanes going?
Twilight: They're bringing in supplies to the shield generator.
Sean: Where's the shield generator?
Twilight: Man, you should know.
Sean: *grabs Twilight* You tell me where it is now! I don't give a shit who you are, tell me now!
Twilight: Okay man, jeez! It's seven miles north from here.
Sean: Thank you. *Walks away*
Applejack: Did she tell you where that generator was?
Sean: Yeah, let's get the fuck out of here. *Leaving airport*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Following Sean*
Applejack: *Following arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
Bonbon: *Following Applejack*
Caramel: *Following Bonbon*

After being at the airport, we found the shield generator, and went to sleep. seguinte morning, we woke up, still in disguise, but only to find a big surprise.

Griffon 64: Good morning.
Sean: Hello.
Griffon 64: You excited for the arrival of The Death Egg?
Sean: I don't think excited would be the right word. When does it get here?
Griffon 64: It will leave Baltimare in half an hour, and be here in ninety minutes.
Sean: Thanks.
Griffon 64: *Walks away*
Sean: Applejack, get me the radio.
Applejack: *Gives Sean the radio*
Sean: *Turns on radio* Texas to Chainsaw, come in.
Rarity: What's the matter?
Sean: We just recieved word that The Death Egg maybe leaving your area. Sneak on board quickly, and wait for us on there.

In Baltimare.

Rarity: Quickly, get on. *Gets on Death Egg*
Fluttershy: *Follows Rarity*
Pinkie Pie: *Follows Fluttershy*
Shredder: *Follows Pinkie Pie* You know Rarity, we're going to stick out like a sore thumb.
Rarity: Relax, I learned a pretty useful spell. *Using magic to turn herself, and her friends into changelings*
Pinkie Pie: *Looking at herself* Wunderbar.
Shredder: Why changelings?
Rarity: Why not?
Shredder: Now, we're the lowest of the low on Nazi Forces. Couldn't we at least be griffons?
Rarity: Nope. This is the only spell I know.
Shredder: That's just great.
Rarity: Would you like to turn back into a pony?
Shredder: No!
Rarity: Alright then. Let's go find a place to stay for... However long we need to stay on here.
Fluttershy: How about the spa?
Rarity: *Sees spa room* What?! They have a spa here?! We have got to make sure that it doesn't get destroyed when we blow this place up.
Pinkie Pie: That would be cool!
Rarity: Yes it would be cool. Now come on, let's go.

So they all went into the spa room. Meanwhile, Gilda, and queen Chrysalis arrived at the Griffon Kingdom.

Gilda: *admiring shield generator*
queen Chrysalis: Oh my god. I just thought of a great idea.
Sean: What are those two doing here?
Caramel: Perhaps they're just here to be observers.
Sean: Chrysalis has a list of everyone that works in Nazi Forces. She'll know if we're in Robotnik's Army or not.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Relax. The odds of her coming towards us is 1 in 1,000.
queen Chrysalis: *arrives* Hello.
Applejack: How about, 1 in 10,000?
queen Chrysalis: *Looking at Sean, and others* You are not in our army. You're in disguise.
Sean: Smart, for a changeling. *Kicks Chrysalis*
queen Chrysalis: *Charging up power attack from her horn*
Sean: *Punches Chrysalis*
queen Chrysalis: *Pushes Sean onto floor*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Don't you dare hurt him.
queen Chrysalis: You seem to have powerful friends. But I am mais powerful. *Teleports herself, and Sean onto train track*
Sean: What was the point in that?
queen Chrysalis: You'll see.
Engineer: *Driving train*
Sean: *Running 80 miles an hora to train, and jumps on topo, início of it*
queen Chrysalis: Well, that was interesting, but I can still kill you. *Running towards train, and shouts* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: *Nervous* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Engineer: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! *Blows horn on train*
queen Chrysalis: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Engineer: *Blowing horn on train*
queen Chrysalis: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
queen Chrysalis: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Engineer: *Blowing horn on train*
queen Chrysalis: *Jumps to topo, início of train*
Sean: *Grabs queen Chrysalis*
queen Chrysalis: ....
Sean: *Holding queen Chrysalis*
queen Chrysalis: Okay. This was unexpected. I am now being carried por a hedgehog that can lift up to ten million pounds on topo, início of a train. This was the opposite of what I was expecting.
Sean: *Throws Chrysalis off train, and jumps seguinte to her* What are you, and Gilda doing here?
queen Chrysalis: We were going to get on the Death Egg with Twilight Sparkle.
Sean: And where is Twilight?
queen Chrysalis: She's with Gilda inside the Shield Generator, making sure it works. She's the bad guy, not me. Just let me live please. I had nothing but abuse at a young age, and everyone I met kept bullying me for what I was. Just, a changeling, but I wasn't doing any harm to anyone. *Farts*
Sean: Did you just soil yourself?!
queen Chrysalis: Maybe. *Smiles* It did sound a bit wet there. Let's smell it. *Smelling her own fart*
Sean: *Looks away*
queen Chrysalis: Aahhh. That smells good. Like a bunch of carrots are being used to make soup, with onions, and other stinky veggies. Even a maggot would say that stinks. If you were cooking this in your apartment, and somepony happened to walk by, they would say, "Hey. I know what you're cooking por the smell of it, and it's shit."
Sean: *Grabs gun, and kills queen Chrysalis*

After killing queen Chrysalis, I went back to arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and the others.

Sean: Did the Death Egg arrive yet?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Yeah, it's coming behind us.
Sean: *Looks behind him* Oh, I see it. Did Rarity tell you she was on there with her group?
Applejack: Yeah, she's on. And apparently, there's a spa in that machine.
Sean: Those guys are lucky. While they're having a blast in the spa, we're down here, with nothing.
Bonbon: Then let's get up there.
Sean: We have to wait for the Death Egg to land.
Robotnik: *driving death egg*
Nazi 7: Sir, you may land the death egg.
Robotnik: With pleasure. *Landing Death Egg*
Twilight, and Gilda: *waiting to get on Death Egg*
Robotnik: *Lands Death Egg*
Twilight & Gilda: *Gets on Death Egg*
Sean: Okay, let's go.

We sneak onto the Death Egg. Meanwhile, with Rarity's group.

Fluttershy: How long have we been changelings?
Rarity: For about, twenty minutes.
Shredder: Wow.
Twilight: *Goes to Robotnik*
Robotnik: Where is queen Chrysalis?
Twilight: Unfortunately, I don't know.
Robotnik: Right. Listen, there are several griffons that we're supposed to get on here. They are waiting at a facility north of here, but be careful. There is a lot of lava.
Twilight: Man lava ain't gonna hurt me. I'll be careful.
Robotnik: Then good luck.
Twilight: *Flies out of Death Egg*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Sees Twilight* I have to go.
Sean: Go? Where?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: After Twilight. Princess Celestia told me to kill her, so that I could be the new princess.
Applejack: Do you want us to go with you?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: No thank you. You guys have to stay here. I have to defeat Twilight.
Applejack: At least let one of us go with you.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Very well. You go with me.
Applejack: Okay.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: But you're gonna need an airplane.
Applejack: Fine with me.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Flies out of Death Egg*
Applejack: *Going to hangar*
Changelings: *Sees Applejack* Intruder!
Applejack: *Shoots changeling*
Nazis: *Running towards hangar*
Sean: *Shoots Nazis*
Applejack: *starts up plane*
Nazi: *Speaking on loudspeaker* Attention, we have an intruder stealing one of our airplanes. Stop her at all costs.
Rarity: Well, Sean's group is here.
Shredder: Let's go meet up with him.
Applejack: *Flies plane out of hangar*
Nazis: *Trying to shoot plane* To hell with her. She's too far away to shoot down.
Nazi on Loudspeaker* All units, the intruder has escaped. Get mais guards in the hangar.
Sean: Good luck Dashie, and good luck Applejack.

Twilight arrived at the facility.

Griffons: *Standing por front door outside of facility*
Twilight: *Lands* Are you da griffons that have to be on the death egg?
Griffon 5: Yes. Where is it?
Twilight: We fly south for a few miles, and we'll get there.
Griffon 6: How long do we have to fly for?
Twilight: No mais than five miles.
Griffon 2: Then let's get going.
Applejack: *Flying airplane*
Griffon 7: *Sees airplane* That plane has Nazi markings.
Twilight: *Looking in cockpit* aguardente de maçã is flying that plane!
Griffon 4: Who?
Twilight: Somepony that betrayed me. *grabs rocket launcher*
Applejack: *Lands plane*
Twilight: *Shoots rocket*
Applejack: *Jumps out of plane*

Luckily, the explosion did not hurt Applejack.

Applejack: Twilight, put that thing down now.
Twilight: *Puts down rocket launcher* Dafuq do you want?
Applejack: To help you.
Twilight: How?
Applejack: I know you're a good pónei, pônei somewhere inside of you. Think of all the good times.
Twilight: That was then, this is now. You're a fucking asshole, and so are all your friends.
Applejack: Twilight, why are you atuação like this?
Twilight: Because you've been getting mais attention then me.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Arrives*
Applejack: That's not true. We've gone through a lot together, and we can still be friends.
Twilight: LIAR!! You've been neglecting me for too long. *Choking aguardente de maçã with magic*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Let her go.
Applejack: twilight..
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Let her go!
Twilight: *Kills Applejack* YOU GOT HER TO BETRAY ME!!!!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: You have done that yourself. You've been thinking that being a princess was very important, and then you have been wanting nothing but attention.
Twilight: I don't need to put up with your bullshit. I see things mais clearly now that I'm working with Robotnik.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: He's using you.
Twilight: No. I'm using him! Soon, I'll be in control of Nazi Forces, and take control of everything!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Nazi Forces?
Twilight: Don't make me kill you. *Grabs sword*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Grabs another sword out of nowhere* I'll be mais prepared this time. I'll do what it takes to defeat you.
Twilight: You will try. *Swings sword*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Blocking attack*

While Twilight, and arco iris, arco-íris Dash were fighting each other with swords, the rest of us were making our plan to destroy the Death Egg.

Sean: There's a weapon room with a lot of explosives. That shield generator however, is giving a lot of protection for this Death Egg. We need to go down there, and deactivate the shield. Then, we should be able to blow this place up.
Rarity: *Holding onto Sean's legs* Spare the spa! Destroy everything else except the spa!
Sean: What about the spa in Ponyville?
Rarity: Oh, right. I forgot about that.
Robontik: *Walking down hall*
Sean: Get back. *Hiding behind wall*
Others: *Hiding behind Sean*
Robotnik: *Hears phone ringing, and respostas phone* Hallo?
Griffon 3: Dr? We have serious trouble down here at the facility. Send back up!
Robotnik: What is the matter?
Griffon 3: arco iris, arco-íris Dash is attacking Twilight. You need to get over here now!
Robotnik: Very well. I will come over with some extra soldiers. *Runs to his office*
Sean: Well, that oughta make things easier for us.
Pinkie Pie: We can't let them go to that facility.
Shredder: They could kill Dash, and Applejack.
Sean: You're right. Plant those bombs in here now. Even with the shield, it should still explode as long as the attack is within inside here. The shield only protects any attack from outside.

So we were planting bombs in the Death Egg. We also had to make sure no one got outside.

We planted the bombs, but Robotnik, and several of his soldiers were about to leave.

Sean: *Grabs chaos emerald* Let's get out of here.
Others: *Gather around*
Sean: Chaos control. *Teleports himself, and his friends out of the Death Egg*
Shredder: Let's blow that place up now.
Sean: *Pushes button on remote*

The Death Egg exploded before Robotnik, or anyone else could get out.

Caramel: Oh yeah!
Shredder: That was an awesome explosion.
Rarity: Too bad the spa was destroyed.
Sean: Again, there's another one in Ponyville. Let it go already.

Meanwhile, near the facility.

arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Blocking Twilight's attack*
Twilight: *Continues to balanço sword*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Ducks, and hits Twilight's wing*
Twilight: *Steps back*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *standing her ground*
Twilight: Man, you don't give up, do you?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Nope.
Twilight: *Runs out of building*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Follows Twilight*

The two mares were running towards a river of lava.

Twilight: *Heals wing with magic*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Swings sword towards Twilight*
Twilight: *Blocks attack*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Kicks Twilight*
Twilight: *Flies above lava river*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Flying above lava*
Twilight: *Sees lava boat*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Swings sword at Twilight*
Twilight: *Gets hit por sword, and lands on boat*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Lands in front of Twilight*
Twilight: Just stop before I cut your hoof off again.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Never. I'm gonna win!

Fight song: link

Twilight: *Swings sword*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Blocking attack*
Twilight: *Continues trying to attack arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Blocking attacks*
Twilight: Man, let me kill you!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Starts to attack*
Twilight: *Blocking attacks*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Kicks Twilight*
Twilight: *Swings sword*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Jumps, and lands on other lava boat*
Twilight: You pussy.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I'm not a pussy.
Twilight: *Gets to edge of boat*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Gets to edge of her boat*
Twilight: *Swinging sword*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Blocking attacks*

Soon, they both swung their swords at each other, but dropped them. They fell on the ground of their boats.

arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Punches Twilight*
Twilight: *Punches arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *grabs sword*
Twilight: *Punches sword, and cuts herself* AAH!!!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Swings sword*
Twilight: *Avoids sword, and grabs her own sword*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Cutting hole in Twilight's boat*
Twilight: *Feels barco sinking, and jumps onto arco iris, arco-íris Dash's boat*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Kicks Twilight*
Twilight: *Nearly falls off*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Steps on Twilight, and lands flies across lava onto solid ground*
Twilight: *Climbs back up boat, and sees arco iris, arco-íris Dash* You can't win this arco iris, arco-íris Dash!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I think I can.
Twilight: Watch me use my impressive powers to defeat you.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Don't do it.
Twilight: Watch me! *Flies towards arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Cuts off Twilight's front legs*

Stop the current song, and play this one: link

Twilight: *Lands on ground near lava*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Panting*
Twilight: *Looks up at arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: It didn't have to go this way. You could have surrendered!
Twilight: Grr, I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Upset* WE WERE SISTERS TWILIGHT! I LOVED YOU!
Twilight: *Going towards lava* Ugh!!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Staring at Twilight*

Soon, Twilight's back legs caught on fogo from the lava.

Twilight: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: It serves you right. *Walks away*
Twilight: *Burning to death*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Turns into alicorn* Now, I have to go back to my friends. But first, I need to help somepony. *Flies to Applejack*
Twilight: *Continues burning* AAAAARGH!!

It was the end of Twilight Sparkle's terror to everypony in Equestria. After being defeated, her horn went to arco iris, arco-íris Dash, turning the pegasus into an alicorn.

All of the Nazis, and Dr. Robotnik have been defeated. The war was over, and we could finally relax.

arco iris, arco-íris Dash went to where aguardente de maçã was killed.

arco iris, arco-íris Dash: AJ?
Applejack: *Dead*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Using magic to bring aguardente de maçã back to life* Come on. Wake up!
Applejack: *Wakes up* What happened?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Twilight's dead. We have to go now. *Teleports herself, and aguardente de maçã towards Sean*
Shredder: Dash! You're alright.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Of course I'm alright.
Sean: How did you do?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: It wasn't easy, but I defeated Twilight.
Sean: *Sees arco iris, arco-íris Dash's horn* So you're an alicorn now, huh?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Yeah. I won't make the same mistake Twilight did. I amor all of you guys, you mean so much to me. I don't want anything bad happening to you.
Sean: We'll help you with whatever you want us to help you with.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Thank you. We need to get back to Ponyville, now.
Sean: Leave it to me. *Using chaos emerald* Chaos.. Control! *Teleports everyone to Ponyville*
Ponies: *Cheering* We won!!
Sean: We did win. So now what Princess arco iris, arco-íris Dash?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Now, I think after our victory, we deserve-
Pinkie Pie: A PARTY!!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: You read my mind.

Meanwhile in the Griffon Kingdom.

Discord: *Sees destroyed Death Egg* Oh no. Why has this happened? Am I the only one in Robotnik's Army that's alive? Well, actually, I'm not really in his army, but still!
Griffons: *arrive* We've been defeated. Twilight Sparkle will not be pleased.
Changeling 46: Twilight is dead. I saw her getting burned por lava.
Discord: Where?
Changeling 46: I can take her to you. Come on, follow me.
pónei, pônei Alliance Soldiers: *Arrive* Stop right there! Put your hooves in the air, or we will kill you!

Song: link

While the party in Ponyville was being set up, pónei, pônei Alliance Soldiers in The Griffon Kingdom were arresting the remaining soldiers in Nazi Forces.

Twilight Sparkle was buried six feet under ground near the lava river where she burned to death.

Discord, and other soldiers in Nazi Forces were arrested, and would remain there for the rest of their life.

The pónei, pônei Alliance became a global army to protect any part of Equestria, and are trusted very much por arco iris, arco-íris Dash.

Now, I have my own house, near Fluttershy's cottage. I built it myself, and I have a playstation 4, and a really huge model trainset.

Anyway, let's stop playing some sad music, and see what the party is like in Ponyville

Music: link

Shredder, Colin, and Ian: *Singing song*
Colin: *Playing piano*
Ian: *Playing drums with Nazi helmets*
Pinkie Pie: *Putting cake on table*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Dancing with Sean*
Ponies: *Drag racing*
Rarity: *Drinking punch*
Colts: *Drawing chalk on sidewalk*
Fillies: *Jumping rope*
Stallions: *Playing baseball*
Other Ponies: *Relaxing in pool*

We were having a good time. No mais war, mais relaxing, and that was the way we like it.

The End

Starring

the good guys

Sean the hedgehog
Shredder Dash
Colin
Ian
arco iris, arco-íris Dash
Pinkie Pie
Rarity
Applejack
Fluttershy
Bonbon
Caramel
Princess Celestia
Big Macintosh
The pónei, pônei Alliance

The Bad Guys/Nazis

Twilight Sparkle
Dr. Robotnik
Griffons
Changelings
Discord

música used in order of apperance

estrela Wars Theme Song - John Williams
Bomben Auf Engeland - Nazis
Darth Vader theme - estrela Wars Battlefront 2
The Immolation Scene - Revenge Of The Sith
Padme's Funeral - Revenge Of The Sith
I Wonder Why - Dion & The Belmonts

This is the last of Hedgehog In Ponyville

I have made eleven H.I.P fanfictions, starting from Dia das bruxas of 2012.

The End
Song: link
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#1: GRAND THEFT AUTO 4:
I never played the others past this. But after all these years. This game is still amazing.. However, por nature. The game is also really depressing. Since the game is entirely through Niko's POV, it's probable that the whole reason why Liberty City looks so depressing is because Niko is extremely depressed himself. This is even mais notable when you play TBOGT and notice that Luis, who isn't depressed, gets to see Liberty City with much mais color and life into it. This certainly makes it mais unique than 5.. But honestly, I just amor the gun fights.. The slightly out...
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posted by Canada24
So yeah.. This movie was one tv last night..

Angry Video Game Nerd says good things about this movie..

Rotten Tomatoes gave it fairly "average" reviews..

But Rotten tomatoes also says the Ghost Busters remake is better that 300.. So what do they know?

Anyway.. I came into this movie, not expecting much..

Pretty usual shit.. especially the cliche about.. "Hot teen daughter who's looks are ALL she has for her"..

But hey.. This movie is good.. Pretty predictable at times. But I would recommend it..

It has the girl that plays Berta in Two and a Half Men.. and well.. She pretty much still IS Berta.. A...
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comedy
freddy krueger
Dinky: He tries to hide it.. But I think Saten still kinda blames me for mom..

Filly: Give him time, I'm sure he'll cool down.

Dinky: Cool down!? Clearly you never met Saten Twist.

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FLASHBACKS:

SCENE 1:

Saten: Well.. They dropped the contest. Guess that means we win.

Pinkie: Yeah.. But I feel bad about having taken advantage my friends. So I guess I'll ju-

Saten: Give it all to me!? Pinkie you are the best *sqeeze hug's her before he starts picking up the hundreds of coins*

Pinkie: Actully, I was gonna give it to chari-

Saten: TOO LATE!...
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#1: IMRAN ZAKHAEV:
Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a mosquito bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before you even can react..


#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..



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#1:
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!


#2:
You better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna soco you square in the face.


#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.


#4:
If you don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!


#5:
You don't understand. You don't understand because you don't understand liberty. You don't understand freedom. So you put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! You hear me?


#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!


#7:
You tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him início por tonight. Okay, sweetie.


#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!


#9:
If you have a small child, use it as a shield!


#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
DANIEL CROSS:
I don't know. Whaaaat they did with Black flag, but this was the REAL Assasin's creed games. After Desmond's sacrifice. Nothing was the same.
But anyway.
Cross.. If there was ever a tragic story. It'll be cross's.. He betrayed everyone he loved. And it wasn't even his fault. The Templars fucked him up beyond prepare. And he literary can't control himself..


THE GOVERNOR:
I know, he's the worst of the worst.. But there was always something about him, that seemed. Sad..
Like there was still hope for him..
But. When he gets the chance for peace, he denies Ricks offer for peace and murders...
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#1: BATHSHEBA/THE CONJURING:
Bathsheba Shermon is an evil evil person.
Her only interest is possessing innocent mothers forcing them to murder their youngest child and then kill themselves.
Doing so to anyone who steals her land (most times the people stealing it aren't aware of who it belongs to).
When the Warren family the Carolyn is targeted por most of the ghosts (though Bathsheba is only one who actually wishes them harm, the others are just the poor souls Bathsheba stole).
And she is eventually possessed por Bathsheba herself.
And tired murdering her youngest daughter.
But protagonists stop her....
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#1:
Trevor Philips: (insulting aleatório citizen) You look like you struggle with simple tasks.


#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, por the way, that's entirely your fault.


#3:
Trevor Philips: You make me want a lobotomy!


#4:
Trevor Philips: I know why they call'em handlers, 'cause they handle like a dream.
Floyd Herbert: This ain't a toy, sir. It's heavy machinery.
Trevor Philips: Thank fuck I'm high as a kite.
Floyd Herbert: You should not be operating this vehicle while under the influence.
Trevor Philips: I'll operate YOU under the influence if you're not careful.


#5:...
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Song: link
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Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris, arco-íris Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris, arco-íris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. aguardente de maçã was at Sweet maçã, apple Acres with Big Macintosh. Instead of being brother, and sister, they are married, and Applebloom is their daughter.

Applejack: *Looking at all of the trees in her orchard* Man, that's a lot of trees out there.
Big Macintosh: *Uninterested* Eeyup.
Applejack: I'll have my work cut out...
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#1:
Nostalgia: Hello, I’m the…Nostalgia Critic. (pauses) I remember it so you don’t have to. And… (He looks up to scan the entire group before lowering his head again in a bit of shame and speak quickly) I kinda like “Spider-Man 3.”
(All the people in the group shout in outrage, and one male gets on a mesa, tabela to pound on it in rage),
Nostalgia: I do!

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#2:
Nostalgia Critic: So the old wins in this situation. Does that mean I don't like "The Dark Knight"? Not at all. I just like "Batman" a little more. And, uh, my only...
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#5: A LONLY JEW ON CHRISTMAS:
Good song.
Shitty episode..

#4: CARTMAN/POKERFACE:
Makes me laugh every time..

#3: MAKE amor EVEN WHEN I'M DEAD:
Clearly a parody of Triller my M. Jackson..
And considering that's my favorito song por him (and I don't have to many). I can't help but add it..

#2: KYLES MOM IS A BITCH:
It's funny how catchy it actually is.
Guess that's why I like it..

#1: LITTLE BOY YOUR GOING TO HELL:
I don't know how on earth they got James Hetfield in South Park.
But who cares!
It's James-friggin-Herfield!.
And I amor how he just comes in, with the big "NOO!" it's both funny and badass at the sme time :D"..


EPISODE 1:

Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).

Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweatpants) Hey. Nice car man.

Man: Jee. Thanks mister..

Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a aleatório magazine).

Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I supposed to do with this!?

Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's supposed to distract you as I steal your car.

Audience: (laughs and claps),

Man: (angrily) Hey!

Trevor: (driving off) You just been T-Jacked, bitch!

Audience: (cheers at this)

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Well... I'm TOTALLY gonna have too watch this show a few mais times.. I now realize I was way too hard on this..

Frankly I was so caught up in the constant depressing shit it was hard too for me too see the comedy parts.

I am gonna have too watch this again.

Frankly, it's confirmed now.. Todd is my favourite character, basically the only character I like.. Mostly cause it's Aaron Paul, this guy is my new favourite actor.. He always was, but not I know that it's for certain..

But I'm guessing Todd isn't in the last two episodes, he got rather serious for one of the few times.. And it seems too be staying this time.. And it seems he finally had enough of todd.. The anger seemed out of nowhere.. Not GENERALLY out of nowhere.. But "mood swing" out of nowhere..

Oh well.. I have reasons too go back.. Todd..

Anyway.. We're finally finished with this show.. Only the last two left too go.. Lets see how it concludes, shall we?
#1: INDIANA JONES: KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL:
Why do so many hate this movie?
It's actually pretty good..

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#2: SPIDERMAN 3:
Sandman is able to make us feel BAD for him, despite being a criminal. And there's that epic transformation into Venom (who should of had mais screen time, it's friggin VENOM!)..

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#3: THE PURGE (both of them)
Hey, it has good fight scenes. That's usually ENOUGH for me.

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#4: WAR OF WORLDS (2005):...
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DASH LUCIA:
Not much is known about her past, other than the fact her mother died during child birth, her father is mentioned as to have been abusive, and her sister died in a hospital. Leaving her without a true family, and she became a heavy drinker, and took to robbing gas stores, and other minor crimes.

Eventually, after being spared por Patrick "Packie" McReary, she met his younger sister Kate, and eventually befriended her. Witch lead to her meeting the rest of the McReary's, who became her new family, and before long she became part of the McReary crime organization (despite not even being...
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Yes, it's probably stealing Wind's idea, but who cares, I'm a dick to him anyway.. :)

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#1: THE ORGINAL NIGHTMARE ON ELMS rua (1980's):
Wanna see why the hell I like Freddy Krueger?
Well, for those that probably only know him from the shitty remake, I can see why it'll be confusing.
Watch the original.
This is BEFORE Freddy became "troll", and was actually trying to be scary.
And take it from me, Freddy IS terrifying in this one.
He's the type of guy waiting the shadows, toying with you instead of killing you straight away.
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Source: Crazed Twilight Sparkle