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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 63

A Bad Week For Frenchy

Date: January 5, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Hawkeye: *Driving a freight train into the yards*
Orion: *Driving a passenger train seguinte to Hawkeye, and passes him*
Hawkeye: *Stops train por yard tower*
Snowflake: *Walking out of tower* Pierce!
Hawkeye: *Gets out of train* Yeah?
Snowflake: Pete wants to see you in his office.
Hawkeye: Okay. *Goes to Pete's office*
Snowflake: Somepony get these engines off the train, and into the servicing facility.
Wilson: I got it.

Hawkeye got to Pete's office, and saw that he was smiling.

Hawkeye: You wanted to see me?
Pete: Yes. Please sit down.
Hawkeye: *Sits down*
Pete: As you probably know, you have been working on this railroad for ten years.
Hawkeye: Ten years, and still going strong.
Pete: And since you've been working on this line I must say that you have been doing excellent. You are right on time, very reliable, and you know how to deal with tough situations.
Hawkeye: Thank you sir.
Pete: You're welcome. Orion is waiting at the station in a passenger train. I want you to work with him to get the train into Omaha.
Hawkeye: I'm on it. *Walks out of office* Right on time, very reliable, and I know how to deal with tough situations. I really enjoy my job here.

But three unicórnios were having the opposite feeling, as they were waiting in the trainyard. Gordon, and Coffee Crème were to take a train of steel into Denver, but there were not enough engines, so they had to wait for Stylo to arrive with his train.

Jeff: *Looking at train of steel* I haven't seen that much steel on one train since 1942.
Coffee Crème: Never mind that. Where's Stylo? He should be here por now.
Gordon: We get no rest! *Walks in front of Coffee Crème* What's the matter with you Frenchy? It's not dark outside at all. Stop complaining, and use your magic to get an engine here so we won't have to wait any longer.
Coffee Crème: I'm not afraid of the dark. Anyway, you should use your magic. You need the exercise.
Gordon: What are you talking about?
Coffee Crème: You're so fat you could be a clown. You should cadastrar-se the circus.
Stylo: *Arrives in his train, and gets out* Oh, so you've heard the news?
Jeff: What news?
Stylo: About the circus.
Gordon: Stylo, what are you talking about?
Stylo: The circus just arrived. Pete wants all of us to work together to get all of the freight cars unloaded, and he'll choose one of us to take the circus away once the show ends.

So the seguinte day, everypony on the Union Pacific got to work helping the circus ponies unloading the freight cars, and stored them into the yards once everything was unloaded. They were having a pleasant time, but got very angry when Gordon was chosen to take the circus out of town.

Gordon: *Leaning head out of the window as he drives away* So long suckers! *Blows horn*
Coffee Crème: Why did Pete choose him, out of all the ponies that were engineers?
Ike: I don't know. But to tell you the truth, I also don't care.

A little while later, Coffee Crème was called into Pete's office.

Pete: Coff, I need you to get some workers, and take them to the nearest tunnel. We just got a telegram saying it's blocked.
Coffee Crème: Alright. *Leaves office so she can do her work*

Date: January 6, 1957
Location: West of Cheyenne

Coffee Creme was told por Pete to get some workers at a tunnel which was blocked. She found the job boring, as she was driving an engine, and pushing two gôndola freight cars where the workers, and their equipment were on.

They stopped outside the tunnel. The workers went inside. It was very dark, and quiet, but not for long. A sound was heard, as if it was a big animal, and the workers ran out looking terrified.

Worker Leader: What happened?
Worker 46: We started to dig at the block, but it grunted, and moved.
Worker Leader: That's ridiculous.
Worker 62: It's not ridiculous. It's big, and alive!
Worker 53: We're not going in there again.
Worker Leader: Right. I'll ride on the train, and Coffee Creme will push it out.
Coffee Creme: *Jumps out of engine, and walks to Leader* Whoa, whoa, wait. What?!
Worker Leader: You're driving the train into the tunnel, and pushing whatever is blocking that tunnel out.
Coffee Creme: No thank you. (I hate the dark, but this is worse. Something big, and alive is inside.) I don't want to go in.
Worker Leader: Neither do I, but we must clear the line.
Coffee Creme: *Sighs, as she nervously walks back into her engine, and slowly drive inside*
Worker 34: Do you think they're going to die?
Worker 62: Oh shut up.
Coffee Creme: *Gets train into tunnel*

The train stopped, then all of a sudden, it started moving backwards. First out was Coffee Creme in her engine, then the freight cars, and last of all was an elefante pushing the train back.

Worker 51: I don't believe it.
Worker Leader: Believe it. It's an elefante from the circus that was here earlier. Somepony go call them, and get some comida for this thing.
Worker 58: I got it. *Goes off to call the circus*

Shortly after calling the circus, the worker returned with peanuts, and water for the elephant.

Worker 62: What is the name of this elephant?
Worker 58: I don't think they named it yet.
Elephant: *Drinking water*
Coffee Creme: *Getting impatient* Let's go! I wanna get out of here! *Blowing whistle on her engine*
Elephant: *Gets scared, and blows water on Coffee Creme*
Workers: *Laughing*

The elefante was reunited with one of the circus ponies, and they walked por the railway line together. All the workers thought it was fun, but Coffee Creme was not pleased.

Coffee Creme: An elefante pushed me! Then it blew water onto me!

That night, just before the work dia ended, she talked about it with Gordon, Jeff and a few others. They felt sorry for Coffee Creme, but still teased her.

Jeff: First the dark, then an elephant. Whatever will you be afraid of next?
Hawkeye: I don't think you did a bad job dealing with it.
Coffee Creme: You don't think so?
Hawkeye: No. As a matter of fact, I think you were Valente to take it on.
Coffee Creme: *Laughing* I didn't even do anything.
Hawkeye: Anything you say. Listen, I know you're having a bad week so far, but when something gets bad, it can only get better, right?
Coffee Creme: I think so.
Hawkeye: Good. Don't forget that, and I'll see you tomorrow.

Date: January 7, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming, inside the train station.

Pete: *In his office*
Gordon: *Knocking on door*
Pete: Who's there?
Gordon: It's Gordon. I just wanted you to know that I'm going to Chicagoat like you asked.
Pete: Yeah. The Monon Railway needs another engineer. Get going.
Gordon: Yes sir. *Walks away*

As Gordon left, another pónei, pônei arrived. He wore a black fedora with a casaco in the same color.

Fedora Pony: *Knocking on door*
Pete: Yeah?
Fedora Pony: FBI. Please let me in.
Pete: Door's unlocked. Come in.
FBI Pony: *Walks in* Good morning Mr. Reimer.
Pete: How did you know my name?
FBI Pony: It's on your desk.
Pete: Oh yeah. What can I do for you?
FBI Pony: Me, as well as a few others have been studying the files of one of your workers. We have reason to believe that she is a communist spy.
Pete: A communist spy? Who?
FBI Pony: One por the name of Coffee Creme.
Pete: Coffee Creme? Why do think she's working for the Soviets?
FBI Pony: Because she lived in europa before moving into the United States of Equestria.
Pete: She's french. They're our allies.
FBI Pony: That's not how we see it. We think she has been gathering information from your railway when you delivering supplies to the army during the Korean War.
Pete: You really think she's a spy just because she's from Europe?
FBI Pony: Yeah.
Pete: Forgive me, but your government has hit a new low, and you never showed me your badge.
FBI Pony: Right. Sorry. *Shows badge* Satisfied?
Pete: I just can't believe that Coffee Creme is a Russian spy.
FBI Pony: We couldn't believe it either, until we found out where she came from. It says that she moved to Equestria from France during the outbreak of World War 2.
Pete: That's because Nazis were taking over. Did you want her to get killed por them, or would you rather have her come here, and support the Red, White, and Blue?
FBI Pony: I don't have time for this. Please show me where Ms. Creme is.
Pete: *Sighs* The trainyard. She's working with a few other ponies por the yard tower.
FBI Pony: Thank you. Will you come with me please?
Pete: Sure. What have I got to lose? Besides a worker?

So Pete, and the FBI pónei, pônei went to the yards.

Wilson: I'm gonna get a freight train set up, and Pete wants you to take it into Pocatello.
Coffee Creme: Okay.
Pete: *Standing por yard tower* Wait here, I'll get her for you.
FBI Pony: Much obliged. *Leaning on tower, and starts to smoke a cigarette*
Snowflake: *Standing on stairs* Hey, do you mind? Some of us don't like that kind of stuff.
FBI Pony: Get back to work before I arrest you for being a communist.
Snowflake: Okay. *Walks back into tower* That was weird.
Pete: *Returns to tower with Coffee Creme*
FBI Pony: Oh good. You got her. Let's go.
Coffee Creme: Go where?
FBI Pony: To where I tell you to go. You're accused of being a Russian spy.
Coffee Creme: But I'm not even Russian.
FBI Pony: Don't argue, it'll just make things worse.

So the FBI pónei, pônei took Coffee Creme away.

Pete: I'm really going to miss her.
Wilson: *Walks over to Pete* Sir? Where's Coffee Creme going? I got her train set up.
Pete: She's not going to be driving anymore trains Wilson. You do it.
Wilson: Yes sir. *Goes to drive the freight train*

The seguinte day, everypony heard about what happened, except for Gordon. He was on his way back from Chicagoat. Hawkeye, and Stylo were talking at the station, while sitting on a bench.

Hawkeye: I never got a chance to say goodbye to her.
Stylo: Neither did I.
Hawkeye: I'm never going to forget that first dia she walked in here. We worked together, we had fun together, and we made fun of Gordon together.
Stylo: Then they started dating.
Hawkeye: Yeah. I guess she felt sorry for him, and didn't want us making fun of him.

Then suddenly, a big freight car was seen. It was so wide, that it was on two train tracks.

Hawkeye: oi Stylo, look at that.
Stylo: It's stopping.
Hawkeye: Yeah, I wonder why.
Pete: *Walks out of station, and onto platform* Pierce, I got a telegram from Gordon.
Hawkeye: What does it say?
Pete: Dear assholes.
Stylo: Maybe that boxcar is also from Gordon.
Pete: I heard that you let the FBI take Coffee Creme away. Because of this, I'm going to attack you in a tank.
Hawkeye: Maybe Stylo's right. If Gordon does attack us in a tank, it's most likely to be in that boxcar.
Stylo: But thankfully he's an idiot. He won't be able to hurt anypony.

The doors opened on the boxcar, and Gordon drove his tank out of the car, while playing music.

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Pete: Oh, he's playing a song.
Gordon: *Getting closer to the station*
Hawkeye: Wait for it.
Gordon: *Turning torre, torreta to the left* Wait. I can't get it to stop! How do I stop this thing?! *Makes gun go up, as it continues spinning counter clockwise* No, go down! Why did I choose a tank from Europe? *Goes forward*
Stylo: See? What did I tell you? He's too stupid to attack us no matter what you give him.
Hawkeye: If he had a gun, he'd never be able to hit us.
Stylo: Even at close range.
Pete: Well, forget him. I'm going back in my office.
Gordon: *Turns left, as the torre, torreta continues to spin counter clockwise* Stop spinning!
Hawkeye: He's heading into town.
Stylo: If we were off duty, I'd amor to see what would happen to him.

The End

On the seguinte episode of Ponies On The Rails

Gordon will not be driving a tank ever again... HOPEFULLY!!

Now I gotta go. I think I heard a tank shoot a building near my house. Bye bye.

SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014

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Title: The De Santa’s
Audience: (Applause)
Jimmy: (Walks in)
Michael: There you are you little shit (Holds out marijuana) Looking for this
Jimmy: (Tries to grab it)
Michael: Ah, ah, ah, no
Audience: (Laughs)
Jimmy: Very funny. You know, you’re a real asshole
Audience: Ooooohhhh
Michael: What did you just fucking say to me?
Amanda: Stop it you two, you’re ruining my fucking yoga
Audience: (Laughs)
Trevor: (Walks in) Somebody say yoga?
Audience: (Cheers)
Michael: Trevor?
Trevor: Michael
Audience: (Laughs)
Michael: Good to see you again
Trevor: Hmm. Yeah, I bet it is. Of course, I’m that the one that’s...
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I was playing the Packie missions of GTA 4.
I made a video of it. And will show it when I can.

Anyway, I'm the type of guy who somethings enjoys hearing the sounds of gunfights.

And my tv has HD sound. So it's kinda like surround sound.

Anyway.

I never noticed how HEAVY most GTA 4 gun fights are too listen to.
The 5th is probably the same (haven't played that one for a while now).

Either way.
It's friggin awesome!

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Eric is a characyer in LifeAccordingtoJimmy.
He is popular enough to have his own vines.
But he's not famish like Jimmy himself.
He is secondary character of the LATJ sketches.

But I for one find him HILARIOUS.
So paying tribute to him..

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#1:
Jimmy: So either your magicians and gonna pull them both out of your fuckin hats.. Or your gonna turn around and finish sucking each other off..
Eric: Hawhawhaw... LIKE BLOW JOBS!!


#2:
"Look. We listened to some Linking park on the way here.. So we're a little excited"


#3:
Jimmy: Yo! That wasn't...
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My main reason for making this, is the excuse of using pónei, pônei Mov Spike (or as I call him "Dragonowitiz") as the main person. I just amor everything about him, and he's my main reason for watching pónei, pônei Mov.
I'm also excited about using the version of Fluttershy (or "SHYDALE" as I call her in the pónei, pônei mov version). Even though her role is a lot smaller.
Pony mov arco iris, arco-íris ("SWAGDASH" as I call her) will also have an enjoyable prefermance.. A bit of a breakout character towards this story..
Anyway. Here we go..

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Our story begins near the end...
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Whom is typically calm, and a natural leader, but would cut your head off without a moment's hesitation.
Spoof Rick is instead a complete moron who most times doesn't even know what zombies "are".
And most of his "murders" were done out of stupidity.
EXAMPLE: Accidentally shooting Shane further damaging him when he tried "saving him" (kicking him in the wound).
Rick even believes he was a stripper instead of a cop (though he still admits that he became a cop because someone gave the uniform to first person that walk past them)....
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As much as I amor grand 5.
It isn't very serious.
It's much mais comedic than grand theft auto 4.

In fact.

Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.

Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.

When he finally finds him, You have the choice of killing him or letting him live.

Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".

Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.

And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".

It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.

And if you choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted you to do this.

Even if you kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told you to do this.

That's pretty deep man! :(
MASTER SWORD:
Master Sword can be hard to predict.
Like Saten he is dividido, dividir personalitied. One minuto he's nice, comedic, friendly, generous, and well meaning. But when angered or something like that. He becomes hard to control.
Though Sword is usually shown to be far mais dangerious and unstable than Saten.
And mais capable of killing without remorse.
But that dosen't make him a bad person.
He is a loving husband, and loyal friend..


SATEN TWIST:
Like Sword, he is "generally" a very nice guy.
But both of them had traumatic childhoods.
Saten isn't as unstable as Sword.
But it can sometimes be hard to know...
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I know said this about him last time..
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing you can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every dia assurance..

As I said before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown por his own grenade...
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Angry Video Game Nerd says good things about this movie..

Rotten Tomatoes gave it fairly "average" reviews..

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Anyway.. I came into this movie, not expecting much..

Pretty usual shit.. especially the cliche about.. "Hot teen daughter who's looks are ALL she has for her"..

But hey.. This movie is good.. Pretty predictable at times. But I would recommend it..

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Filly: Give him time, I'm sure he'll cool down.

Dinky: Cool down!? Clearly you never met Saten Twist.

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Pinkie: Actully, I was gonna give it to chari-

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Soap got "lucky".
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Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before you even can react..


#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
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#1:
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!


#2:
You better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna soco you square in the face.


#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.


#4:
If you don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!


#5:
You don't understand. You don't understand because you don't understand liberty. You don't understand freedom. So you put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! You hear me?


#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!


#7:
You tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him início por tonight. Okay, sweetie.


#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!


#9:
If you have a small child, use it as a shield!


#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
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Like there was still hope for him..
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When the Warren family the Carolyn is targeted por most of the ghosts (though Bathsheba is only one who actually wishes them harm, the others are just the poor souls Bathsheba stole).
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Trevor Philips: (insulting aleatório citizen) You look like you struggle with simple tasks.


#2:
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#3:
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#4:
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#5:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


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 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris, arco-íris Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

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Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris, arco-íris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. aguardente de maçã was at Sweet maçã, apple Acres with Big Macintosh. Instead of being brother, and sister, they are married, and Applebloom is their daughter.

Applejack: *Looking at all of the trees in her orchard* Man, that's a lot of trees out there.
Big Macintosh: *Uninterested* Eeyup.
Applejack: I'll have my work cut out...
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#1:
Nostalgia: Hello, I’m the…Nostalgia Critic. (pauses) I remember it so you don’t have to. And… (He looks up to scan the entire group before lowering his head again in a bit of shame and speak quickly) I kinda like “Spider-Man 3.”
(All the people in the group shout in outrage, and one male gets on a mesa, tabela to pound on it in rage),
Nostalgia: I do!

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#2:
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