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Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
And introducing NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Episode 42
Good To See You Again
July 10, 1955
It was like any ordinary dia in Cheyenne. Hawkeye, and Stylo were waiting for a train to arrive, so that they could drive it.
Hawkeye: *Sitting on bench* I'm bored.
Stylo: Hm?
Hawkeye: I'm so bored, that it's boring.
Stylo: Oh boy.
Hawkeye: Cutting bored.
Stylo: Gamebored.
Hawkeye: Floorbored.
Stylo: Checkerbored.
Hawkeye: All abored.
Stylo: I wanted to say that.
Hawkeye: That's what they all say.
A passenger train arrived, and passengers started getting out.
Mirage: *Looking around station*
Hawkeye: Hold up.
Stylo: What is it?
Hawkeye: I don't believe it. Nocturnal Mirage, over here!
Mirage: Pierce? *Walks over to Hawkeye* Good to see you again. What are you doing here?
Hawkeye: My job.
MIrage: No kidding, you work here?
Hawkeye: Yeah.
Mirage: I was just going to get a job here myself.
Stylo: Interesting.
Hawkeye: We need to get going, but we'll talk to you later Mirage. Good luck on your interview.
Mirage: Thanks.
Hawkeye, and Stylo got in the train, while Nocturnal Mirage went to Pete's office.
Pete: *Signing papers*
Mirage: *Knocks on door*
Pete: Come in.
Mirage: Hello sir, I'm the new worker you asked for.
Pete: Ah, yes. Come on in.
Mirage: With pleasure. *Walks into office*
Pete: So, how old are you?
Mirage: Twenty two sir.
Pete: encontro, data of birth, and where?
Mirage: March 20, 1933, Hungary.
Pete: For a Hungarian pony, you sound british.
Mirage: I moved to England when I was three, but when the segundo world war started, I moved here into the United States of Equestria.
Pete: I remember that war. We had twenty five big boys delivering soldiers, food, vehicles, weapons, and other supplies to the United States Army.
Mirage: What's a big boy?
Pete: You'll get to see one later.
Orion: *Arrives* Sir?
Pete: What now Orion?
Orion: He's back.
Mirage: Who?
Pete: This bus driver. He's so drunk, that he thinks he's a real bus.
Mirage: Oh boy.
Orion, Pete, and Mirage went out of the station to see the bus driver.
Orion: See? He's pulling into our station now.
Pete: And taking our passengers away.
Bus Driver: I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I HATE TRAINS!!!
Mirage: He's really drunk. How come he hasn't crashed yet?
Pete: Who knows?
Orion: I can make him crash if you want.
Pete: No, that won't be necessary.
Ponies: *Getting into bus*
Bus Driver: *Driving away* I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I'm a bus, *Points at Pete* I HATE YOU!!!
Pete: Okay, make him crash.
Orion: The pleasure is all mine.
Pete: As for you Mirage, I want you to work in the train yard with Wilson. He'll show you everything you need to know.
Mirage: Okay, let's get going.
So Pete took Mirage to the train yard.
Pete: I'm sure you know how this works.
Mirage: Yes, I know.
Pete: Good, but I'm gonna tell you anyway. A huge line of freight cars can be seen there, por the tower. You push those cars down a small colina called a hump.
Mirage: How do you hump a train sir?
Pete: *Facehoof* Why does everypony ask that stupid question?
Mirage: I don't know.
Pete: Whatever, just get to work.
Mirage: *Goes to Wilson* (I just realized something. Pete showed everything I need to know about my job, and it was supposed to be Wilson that was going to show me what to do)
Wilson: *Sees Mirage* New worker?
Mirage: New worker.
Wilson: Nice to meet you. Now, let's get to work.
Mirage: *Climbs into engine*
While Wilson, and Mirage were working together, Hawkeye, and Stylo came back to the station with another train.
Gordon: Hey. Me, and Coffee Crème are going to take over.
Hawkeye: Oh please Gordon, spare Coffee Creme's life. She did nothing wrong to you.
Coffee Crème: Be quiet! *Climbs into engine*
Gordon: *Climbs in to engine*
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Goes to bench, and sits on it*
Gordon: *Drives away*
Stylo: So, how did you, and Mirage meet?
Hawkeye: Drunk. We were both at a bar in Denver yesterday, and we became very good friends.
Stylo: Why was he in Denver?
Hawkeye: He lives there. Or at least, I think he lives there. He could have moved between the events of yesterday, and today.
Stylo: Moved where exactly?
Hawkeye: How the fuck should I know? Let's go ask him.
Mirage: *Walking towards Hawkeye, and Stylo* Hey, good to see you two again.
Hawkeye: Yeah. Hey, Stylo wants to know where you live.
Mirage: Oh not too far from Cheyenne. It's only five miles from here, but I forgot the name of the city. If I remember, I'll tell you.
Hawkeye: Okay.
Mirage: *Laughing* I'm teasing you. I'm moving into this town from Denver.
Hawkeye: That's great!
Stylo: Yep.
Mirage: Oh, Pete wants to see you. He says there's a problem between him, and the drunk bus driver.
Hawkeye: Oh no.
Hawkeye, Stylo, and Mirage went outside, where Pete, and the bus driver were arguing.
Drunk Bus Driver: I don't give a shit what you tell me! I am taking all your fucking passengers away from the train, and to wherever they need to go in the town of Cheyenne!!!
Pete: You're not allowed to! Those ponies want to get on the train, not the bus!
Drunk Bus Driver: Who would want to get on the train?!?
pónei, pônei 36: I would.
pónei, pônei 57: Me too.
pónei, pônei 98: It's better than taking the bus!
Drunk Bus Driver: *Gets in bus, and drives away*
Hawkeye: Are you alright Pete?
Pete: Yeah. All we did was shout at each other. That asshole can do whatever he wants.
Meanwhile, near Cheyenne Town Hall.
Mayor: *Standing near hot dog stand, and looking at watch* OH NO!! I have to find a restaurant to eat before it reaches two o' clock!! *Runs past hotdog stand* Where is a restaurant when you need one?!
Army Pony: *Driving tank down road*
Mayor: *Sees army tank* What the hell?! What? The? Hell?!!? Army tanks aren't supposed to go down a rua like that.
Drunk Bus Driver: *Driving bus* I'm a bus, I hate you too!! *Stops bus*
Mayor: Oh good. I'm going to get on my bus, because my bus is here. *Gets on bus*
Drunk Bus Driver: *Drives bus*
Mayor: Will you stop at a restaurant?
Drunk Bus Driver: Sure. *Driving to restaurant* I have to cruz a railroad crossing.
But then, the bus got a flat tire, and it stopped on the train tracks. It would not go any further.
Drunk Bus Driver: What is this? Why do I get a flat tire?
Mare: You drove over a pothole like a careless idiot.
Drunk Bus Driver: Shut up bitch. Everypony, get out!
Everypony got out.
Hawkeye: *Driving train towards railroad crossing*
Stylo: Hey, there's something in our way.
Hawkeye: *Applying brakes*
Drunk Bus Driver: OH NO! *Gets back in bus*
Mayor: Are you going to take me to a restaurant?
Drunk Bus Driver: *Floors it* Come on, move!
Hawkeye: He's trying to get the bus out of our way!
Stylo: But it has a flat tire, it won't move!
Drunk Bus Driver: *Goes backwards* There we go!
Hawkeye: Just in time. *Drives pass railroad crossing without hitting bus*
seguinte morning, Hawkeye, Stylo, and Mirage were waiting on the station.
Mirage: I heard about what you two had to do yesterday.
Hawkeye: Yeah. That drunk idiot nearly got himself killed moving a bus out of our way.
Mirage: He lost his job for getting a flat tire on the bus.
Stylo: Good for him.
Hawkeye: You know what else is good?
Mirage: What?
Hawkeye: Seeing you again.
Mirage: Hey, cool.
All three ponies laughed together, and are very good friends.
The End
On the seguinte episode of Ponies On The Rails
Hawkeye goes blind, while Gordon has to buy a new car.
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014
Song: link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
And introducing NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Episode 42
Good To See You Again
July 10, 1955
It was like any ordinary dia in Cheyenne. Hawkeye, and Stylo were waiting for a train to arrive, so that they could drive it.
Hawkeye: *Sitting on bench* I'm bored.
Stylo: Hm?
Hawkeye: I'm so bored, that it's boring.
Stylo: Oh boy.
Hawkeye: Cutting bored.
Stylo: Gamebored.
Hawkeye: Floorbored.
Stylo: Checkerbored.
Hawkeye: All abored.
Stylo: I wanted to say that.
Hawkeye: That's what they all say.
A passenger train arrived, and passengers started getting out.
Mirage: *Looking around station*
Hawkeye: Hold up.
Stylo: What is it?
Hawkeye: I don't believe it. Nocturnal Mirage, over here!
Mirage: Pierce? *Walks over to Hawkeye* Good to see you again. What are you doing here?
Hawkeye: My job.
MIrage: No kidding, you work here?
Hawkeye: Yeah.
Mirage: I was just going to get a job here myself.
Stylo: Interesting.
Hawkeye: We need to get going, but we'll talk to you later Mirage. Good luck on your interview.
Mirage: Thanks.
Hawkeye, and Stylo got in the train, while Nocturnal Mirage went to Pete's office.
Pete: *Signing papers*
Mirage: *Knocks on door*
Pete: Come in.
Mirage: Hello sir, I'm the new worker you asked for.
Pete: Ah, yes. Come on in.
Mirage: With pleasure. *Walks into office*
Pete: So, how old are you?
Mirage: Twenty two sir.
Pete: encontro, data of birth, and where?
Mirage: March 20, 1933, Hungary.
Pete: For a Hungarian pony, you sound british.
Mirage: I moved to England when I was three, but when the segundo world war started, I moved here into the United States of Equestria.
Pete: I remember that war. We had twenty five big boys delivering soldiers, food, vehicles, weapons, and other supplies to the United States Army.
Mirage: What's a big boy?
Pete: You'll get to see one later.
Orion: *Arrives* Sir?
Pete: What now Orion?
Orion: He's back.
Mirage: Who?
Pete: This bus driver. He's so drunk, that he thinks he's a real bus.
Mirage: Oh boy.
Orion, Pete, and Mirage went out of the station to see the bus driver.
Orion: See? He's pulling into our station now.
Pete: And taking our passengers away.
Bus Driver: I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I HATE TRAINS!!!
Mirage: He's really drunk. How come he hasn't crashed yet?
Pete: Who knows?
Orion: I can make him crash if you want.
Pete: No, that won't be necessary.
Ponies: *Getting into bus*
Bus Driver: *Driving away* I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I'm a bus, *Points at Pete* I HATE YOU!!!
Pete: Okay, make him crash.
Orion: The pleasure is all mine.
Pete: As for you Mirage, I want you to work in the train yard with Wilson. He'll show you everything you need to know.
Mirage: Okay, let's get going.
So Pete took Mirage to the train yard.
Pete: I'm sure you know how this works.
Mirage: Yes, I know.
Pete: Good, but I'm gonna tell you anyway. A huge line of freight cars can be seen there, por the tower. You push those cars down a small colina called a hump.
Mirage: How do you hump a train sir?
Pete: *Facehoof* Why does everypony ask that stupid question?
Mirage: I don't know.
Pete: Whatever, just get to work.
Mirage: *Goes to Wilson* (I just realized something. Pete showed everything I need to know about my job, and it was supposed to be Wilson that was going to show me what to do)
Wilson: *Sees Mirage* New worker?
Mirage: New worker.
Wilson: Nice to meet you. Now, let's get to work.
Mirage: *Climbs into engine*
While Wilson, and Mirage were working together, Hawkeye, and Stylo came back to the station with another train.
Gordon: Hey. Me, and Coffee Crème are going to take over.
Hawkeye: Oh please Gordon, spare Coffee Creme's life. She did nothing wrong to you.
Coffee Crème: Be quiet! *Climbs into engine*
Gordon: *Climbs in to engine*
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Goes to bench, and sits on it*
Gordon: *Drives away*
Stylo: So, how did you, and Mirage meet?
Hawkeye: Drunk. We were both at a bar in Denver yesterday, and we became very good friends.
Stylo: Why was he in Denver?
Hawkeye: He lives there. Or at least, I think he lives there. He could have moved between the events of yesterday, and today.
Stylo: Moved where exactly?
Hawkeye: How the fuck should I know? Let's go ask him.
Mirage: *Walking towards Hawkeye, and Stylo* Hey, good to see you two again.
Hawkeye: Yeah. Hey, Stylo wants to know where you live.
Mirage: Oh not too far from Cheyenne. It's only five miles from here, but I forgot the name of the city. If I remember, I'll tell you.
Hawkeye: Okay.
Mirage: *Laughing* I'm teasing you. I'm moving into this town from Denver.
Hawkeye: That's great!
Stylo: Yep.
Mirage: Oh, Pete wants to see you. He says there's a problem between him, and the drunk bus driver.
Hawkeye: Oh no.
Hawkeye, Stylo, and Mirage went outside, where Pete, and the bus driver were arguing.
Drunk Bus Driver: I don't give a shit what you tell me! I am taking all your fucking passengers away from the train, and to wherever they need to go in the town of Cheyenne!!!
Pete: You're not allowed to! Those ponies want to get on the train, not the bus!
Drunk Bus Driver: Who would want to get on the train?!?
pónei, pônei 36: I would.
pónei, pônei 57: Me too.
pónei, pônei 98: It's better than taking the bus!
Drunk Bus Driver: *Gets in bus, and drives away*
Hawkeye: Are you alright Pete?
Pete: Yeah. All we did was shout at each other. That asshole can do whatever he wants.
Meanwhile, near Cheyenne Town Hall.
Mayor: *Standing near hot dog stand, and looking at watch* OH NO!! I have to find a restaurant to eat before it reaches two o' clock!! *Runs past hotdog stand* Where is a restaurant when you need one?!
Army Pony: *Driving tank down road*
Mayor: *Sees army tank* What the hell?! What? The? Hell?!!? Army tanks aren't supposed to go down a rua like that.
Drunk Bus Driver: *Driving bus* I'm a bus, I hate you too!! *Stops bus*
Mayor: Oh good. I'm going to get on my bus, because my bus is here. *Gets on bus*
Drunk Bus Driver: *Drives bus*
Mayor: Will you stop at a restaurant?
Drunk Bus Driver: Sure. *Driving to restaurant* I have to cruz a railroad crossing.
But then, the bus got a flat tire, and it stopped on the train tracks. It would not go any further.
Drunk Bus Driver: What is this? Why do I get a flat tire?
Mare: You drove over a pothole like a careless idiot.
Drunk Bus Driver: Shut up bitch. Everypony, get out!
Everypony got out.
Hawkeye: *Driving train towards railroad crossing*
Stylo: Hey, there's something in our way.
Hawkeye: *Applying brakes*
Drunk Bus Driver: OH NO! *Gets back in bus*
Mayor: Are you going to take me to a restaurant?
Drunk Bus Driver: *Floors it* Come on, move!
Hawkeye: He's trying to get the bus out of our way!
Stylo: But it has a flat tire, it won't move!
Drunk Bus Driver: *Goes backwards* There we go!
Hawkeye: Just in time. *Drives pass railroad crossing without hitting bus*
seguinte morning, Hawkeye, Stylo, and Mirage were waiting on the station.
Mirage: I heard about what you two had to do yesterday.
Hawkeye: Yeah. That drunk idiot nearly got himself killed moving a bus out of our way.
Mirage: He lost his job for getting a flat tire on the bus.
Stylo: Good for him.
Hawkeye: You know what else is good?
Mirage: What?
Hawkeye: Seeing you again.
Mirage: Hey, cool.
All three ponies laughed together, and are very good friends.
The End
On the seguinte episode of Ponies On The Rails
Hawkeye goes blind, while Gordon has to buy a new car.
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014
Song: link
#1: DIMITRI RASCALOV:
Sure one of the greatest feelings is finally putting a bullet in him.. But nobody can disagree he's not of the greatest GTA villains..
#2: BILLY GREY:
There's always been a certain entertainment about Billy. He's actually kinda funny, even at his most dispicable..
#3: EDGAR ROSS:
Least until the ending, where he kills you..
#4: ROY EARLE:
He is a sexist, racist Jerkass sleaze of a cop who would gladly sell his partner out and benefit from his misery. But like Billy, there's such a entertainment about him. Espically since he also the most sarcastic character in the game..
#5: BOWSER:
Who doesn't amor Bowser..
Sure one of the greatest feelings is finally putting a bullet in him.. But nobody can disagree he's not of the greatest GTA villains..
#2: BILLY GREY:
There's always been a certain entertainment about Billy. He's actually kinda funny, even at his most dispicable..
#3: EDGAR ROSS:
Least until the ending, where he kills you..
#4: ROY EARLE:
He is a sexist, racist Jerkass sleaze of a cop who would gladly sell his partner out and benefit from his misery. But like Billy, there's such a entertainment about him. Espically since he also the most sarcastic character in the game..
#5: BOWSER:
Who doesn't amor Bowser..
Well.. I'll say Sword was right about it being sad again.
But that would lead too him say
"I told you so"
And I'll say
"Don't have too rub it in"
And he'll say
"Yes I do"
And than he'll pour coffee onto me.
And I'll say
"Dick"
And he'll say
"Thank you"
either way.. I'm enjoying the funny episode while I can. Before I have too start crying again.
This show is doing anything it can too depress us. Like it's the shows job.. Too kick us in the balls and say "Life sucks, deal with it"
The show is an asshole.
But that would lead too him say
"I told you so"
And I'll say
"Don't have too rub it in"
And he'll say
"Yes I do"
And than he'll pour coffee onto me.
And I'll say
"Dick"
And he'll say
"Thank you"
either way.. I'm enjoying the funny episode while I can. Before I have too start crying again.
This show is doing anything it can too depress us. Like it's the shows job.. Too kick us in the balls and say "Life sucks, deal with it"
The show is an asshole.
So.. Here's another review..
The strory Nina reads is weird.. Especially the way she reads it.
I'd say I understand it now. But.. I don't.
This so is so confusing.
But hey. It's like THE ACCOUNTANT. I had no idea what exactly happened, just watched for the gun fights, and was happy.
This show has kind of animation.. All animê have that sort of odd animation, where people look like pictures, not normal people at times.
But hey.. Good episodes I guess.. The hitman seems dead. Guess now Johan actually has too "do stuff", witch must suck for him xD
The strory Nina reads is weird.. Especially the way she reads it.
I'd say I understand it now. But.. I don't.
This so is so confusing.
But hey. It's like THE ACCOUNTANT. I had no idea what exactly happened, just watched for the gun fights, and was happy.
This show has kind of animation.. All animê have that sort of odd animation, where people look like pictures, not normal people at times.
But hey.. Good episodes I guess.. The hitman seems dead. Guess now Johan actually has too "do stuff", witch must suck for him xD