3 seperate stories.. All Simpsons skits...
STORY ONE:
Master Sword Dinky, and Derpy are employed as caretakers at a mansion. However the caretaker cuts the cable televisão wire and confiscates the beer, thinking this will ensure hard work from the family. While there the groundskeeper discovers that Dinky has power to read thoughts and says that if his Sword goes mais insane than usual, that she should should use this to summon him. Dinky is confused about this, but the groundskeeper doesn't add anything more.
Sword goes to turn on the TV but finds static.
Sword: (calmly) Hmm, cables out.. Maybe I'll have a beer, annnnd there's no cerveja in here, haha, how lovely.
Derpy: Sword, wow, your taking this very we-
Sword: I'll kill you! I'LL KILL ALL OF YO-
Derpy: Sword!
Sword: Kidding, kidding, maybe I'll check out that axe cellection.. See you later (leaves).
Dinky: Mom, is your boyfriend gonna kill us?
Derpy: Guess we're have to wait see.
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Sword goes down to the bar, where a ghost drops all subtlety and tells Sword he must kill the girls.
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Derpy goes to check on Sword to see he wrote "no TV no cerveja make Master Sword crazy." And Sword himself bursts into the room, Derpy screams.
Sword: (eerily calm) So, what do you think, baby? All I need is a title. I was thinking of something along the lines of "No TV and no cerveja make Sword..." something something.
Derpy:: (nervous) ..."Go Crazy"?
Sword:: (hysterically) DON'T MIND IF I DO! (goes on a wacky rant)
(Derpy screams and smashes open a case labeled "Break glass in case of boyfriend's insanity" and grabs the baseball bat within).
Derpy: Stay away from me!
Sword: (chases Derpy up some stairs) Give me the bat, Derpy. Gimme the bat. Gimmethebat! Come on! Gimmethebat! Gimme the bat! Gimmi the batbat whoo! Ha ha ha! Scaredy cat! (makes scary face) Bleaahhh... (sees himself in a mirror) AAAAAHH! (falls down the stairs, knocking himself out;Derpy leaves his unconscious body locked in a pantry)
Derpy: You stay here til your no longer insane. (locks him in).
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Sword is seen eating a bunch of stuff in the pantry is back to himself eating happily until a bunch of ghouls drag him back out of the pantry.
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Derpy and Dinky are enjoying dinner.
(Sword chops through a door with an axe)
Sword: Heeeere's Johnny! (the camera pulls back to reveal an empty room) Dammit!
(Sword chops through a segundo door)
Sword: Daaaaavid Letterman! (wrong room again).
(Sword chops through a third door)
Sword: (holding a ticking stopwatch) I'm Mike Wallace, I'm Morley Safer, and I'm Ed Bradley. All this and Andy Rooney tonight on 60 Minutes! (evil smile)
The girls: Aaaaah! (they get up and start running, Dinky uses his powers to summon the Groundskeepers, who immediately runs to the family's rescue, abandoning his portable televisão in the snow in the process. However Sword easily kills him por striking him in the back with the axe.
Derpy: Oh my, I hope that carpet is scotch-guarded.
Sword pursues the girls outside but as he is about to kill them, Dinky discovers the abandoned television. And shows it.
Dinky: Sword look!
Sword: Television! Teacher! Mother! Secret lover... Urge to kill fading...fading...fading... (family approaches)RISING!...fading...fading...gone.
(The girls sigh in relief).
Sword: Come family.
They end up Frozen - Uma Aventura Congelante there.
TV: And now the Tony awards.
Derpy (frozen): Sword, change it!
Sword: Can't, frozen!
(they all scream as the Tony awards begin).
Sword: Urge to kill.. Rising.
STORY TWO:
Saten Twist's hammock collapses while he is taking a nap. He purchases a new one from a passing vendor, who warns him that it carries a curse. Disregarding this, Saten lies down and discovers that the new hammock can produce clones of anyone who rests on it. He inspects the first clone and notices that it does not have a belly button.
He makes clones to do all of his chores, which include helping Trixie choose an outfit, playing with Dinky, and dong housechores.
The clones are far less intelligent that him. Glaze asks for help chainsawing some trees, so Saten sends a clone. Who later returns, showing off Glaze's decapitated head and happily showing it off, scaring Saten.
Taking it as a sign this is getting out of hand, Saten abondons the clones in acornfield. Asking if any remember the way home. A few raise there hands, and Saten shoots them with a gun he brought. Leaving the rest, as well as the magic hammock.
However, the clones use the abandoned hammock to make an army of Saten Twist clones.
The clones attacks Ponyville and destroys all of its buildings, except for Maggie's bar, which reports record business.
The pónei, pônei army officials gather in the Mayor's War Room, and determine that the clones will eat up all of Equestria within a few days. Derpy thinks of a solution to solve the problem, after getting the idea from Saten himself, who became upset when he found an empty doughnut box.
Helicopters hook gigantic doughnuts on cables and lure the clones to their deaths.
In the end, Trixie is shocked to find that the Saten Twist she went início with is a clone, and the real Saten Twist appearently was the first to jump off the cliff.
Trixe freaks, until the clone gives her a backrub.
Trixie: Oh well.
STORY THREE:
Derpy sees every queque, muffin store closed. And states that he would sell his soul for a muffin. The devil himself appears and offers her a contract to foca, selo the deal.
Derpy: Hey, wait. If I don't finish this last bite, you don't get my soul, right?
The Devil: Well, technically no...
Derpy (singsong) I'm smarter than the de-vil! I'm smarter than the de-vil!
The Devil: (morphs from normal to Chernabog) YOU ARE NOT SMARTER THAN ME! I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL YET, DERPY HOOVES! (shrinks and disappears)
Derpy: Pfft, yeah right.
Unfortunately, while half-asleep and looking for a midnight snack, Derpy eats the final piece of the "forbidden donut", and Lucifer instantly reappears to take possession of her soul. But Glaze was there and pleads with the devil, finally getting Lucifee to agree to hold a trial the seguinte day. Until then, Derpy is sent to spend the rest of the dia being punished in Hell.
Her first punishment is to be strapped down and force-fed "all the doughnuts in the world!".
(a machine begins force-feeding Derpy muffins two at a time; the scene fades to several hours later: the mural of rosquinhas are gone, the machine is still force-feeding a bloated but smiling Derpy.. and she's still going)
Derpy: More!
Demon: (frustrated) I don't understand it! James Coco went mad in fifteen minutes.
STORY ONE:
Master Sword Dinky, and Derpy are employed as caretakers at a mansion. However the caretaker cuts the cable televisão wire and confiscates the beer, thinking this will ensure hard work from the family. While there the groundskeeper discovers that Dinky has power to read thoughts and says that if his Sword goes mais insane than usual, that she should should use this to summon him. Dinky is confused about this, but the groundskeeper doesn't add anything more.
Sword goes to turn on the TV but finds static.
Sword: (calmly) Hmm, cables out.. Maybe I'll have a beer, annnnd there's no cerveja in here, haha, how lovely.
Derpy: Sword, wow, your taking this very we-
Sword: I'll kill you! I'LL KILL ALL OF YO-
Derpy: Sword!
Sword: Kidding, kidding, maybe I'll check out that axe cellection.. See you later (leaves).
Dinky: Mom, is your boyfriend gonna kill us?
Derpy: Guess we're have to wait see.
-----------------------------------------------------------
Sword goes down to the bar, where a ghost drops all subtlety and tells Sword he must kill the girls.
------------------------------------------------------------
Derpy goes to check on Sword to see he wrote "no TV no cerveja make Master Sword crazy." And Sword himself bursts into the room, Derpy screams.
Sword: (eerily calm) So, what do you think, baby? All I need is a title. I was thinking of something along the lines of "No TV and no cerveja make Sword..." something something.
Derpy:: (nervous) ..."Go Crazy"?
Sword:: (hysterically) DON'T MIND IF I DO! (goes on a wacky rant)
(Derpy screams and smashes open a case labeled "Break glass in case of boyfriend's insanity" and grabs the baseball bat within).
Derpy: Stay away from me!
Sword: (chases Derpy up some stairs) Give me the bat, Derpy. Gimme the bat. Gimmethebat! Come on! Gimmethebat! Gimme the bat! Gimmi the batbat whoo! Ha ha ha! Scaredy cat! (makes scary face) Bleaahhh... (sees himself in a mirror) AAAAAHH! (falls down the stairs, knocking himself out;Derpy leaves his unconscious body locked in a pantry)
Derpy: You stay here til your no longer insane. (locks him in).
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Sword is seen eating a bunch of stuff in the pantry is back to himself eating happily until a bunch of ghouls drag him back out of the pantry.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Derpy and Dinky are enjoying dinner.
(Sword chops through a door with an axe)
Sword: Heeeere's Johnny! (the camera pulls back to reveal an empty room) Dammit!
(Sword chops through a segundo door)
Sword: Daaaaavid Letterman! (wrong room again).
(Sword chops through a third door)
Sword: (holding a ticking stopwatch) I'm Mike Wallace, I'm Morley Safer, and I'm Ed Bradley. All this and Andy Rooney tonight on 60 Minutes! (evil smile)
The girls: Aaaaah! (they get up and start running, Dinky uses his powers to summon the Groundskeepers, who immediately runs to the family's rescue, abandoning his portable televisão in the snow in the process. However Sword easily kills him por striking him in the back with the axe.
Derpy: Oh my, I hope that carpet is scotch-guarded.
Sword pursues the girls outside but as he is about to kill them, Dinky discovers the abandoned television. And shows it.
Dinky: Sword look!
Sword: Television! Teacher! Mother! Secret lover... Urge to kill fading...fading...fading... (family approaches)RISING!...fading...fading...gone.
(The girls sigh in relief).
Sword: Come family.
They end up Frozen - Uma Aventura Congelante there.
TV: And now the Tony awards.
Derpy (frozen): Sword, change it!
Sword: Can't, frozen!
(they all scream as the Tony awards begin).
Sword: Urge to kill.. Rising.
STORY TWO:
Saten Twist's hammock collapses while he is taking a nap. He purchases a new one from a passing vendor, who warns him that it carries a curse. Disregarding this, Saten lies down and discovers that the new hammock can produce clones of anyone who rests on it. He inspects the first clone and notices that it does not have a belly button.
He makes clones to do all of his chores, which include helping Trixie choose an outfit, playing with Dinky, and dong housechores.
The clones are far less intelligent that him. Glaze asks for help chainsawing some trees, so Saten sends a clone. Who later returns, showing off Glaze's decapitated head and happily showing it off, scaring Saten.
Taking it as a sign this is getting out of hand, Saten abondons the clones in acornfield. Asking if any remember the way home. A few raise there hands, and Saten shoots them with a gun he brought. Leaving the rest, as well as the magic hammock.
However, the clones use the abandoned hammock to make an army of Saten Twist clones.
The clones attacks Ponyville and destroys all of its buildings, except for Maggie's bar, which reports record business.
The pónei, pônei army officials gather in the Mayor's War Room, and determine that the clones will eat up all of Equestria within a few days. Derpy thinks of a solution to solve the problem, after getting the idea from Saten himself, who became upset when he found an empty doughnut box.
Helicopters hook gigantic doughnuts on cables and lure the clones to their deaths.
In the end, Trixie is shocked to find that the Saten Twist she went início with is a clone, and the real Saten Twist appearently was the first to jump off the cliff.
Trixe freaks, until the clone gives her a backrub.
Trixie: Oh well.
STORY THREE:
Derpy sees every queque, muffin store closed. And states that he would sell his soul for a muffin. The devil himself appears and offers her a contract to foca, selo the deal.
Derpy: Hey, wait. If I don't finish this last bite, you don't get my soul, right?
The Devil: Well, technically no...
Derpy (singsong) I'm smarter than the de-vil! I'm smarter than the de-vil!
The Devil: (morphs from normal to Chernabog) YOU ARE NOT SMARTER THAN ME! I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL YET, DERPY HOOVES! (shrinks and disappears)
Derpy: Pfft, yeah right.
Unfortunately, while half-asleep and looking for a midnight snack, Derpy eats the final piece of the "forbidden donut", and Lucifer instantly reappears to take possession of her soul. But Glaze was there and pleads with the devil, finally getting Lucifee to agree to hold a trial the seguinte day. Until then, Derpy is sent to spend the rest of the dia being punished in Hell.
Her first punishment is to be strapped down and force-fed "all the doughnuts in the world!".
(a machine begins force-feeding Derpy muffins two at a time; the scene fades to several hours later: the mural of rosquinhas are gone, the machine is still force-feeding a bloated but smiling Derpy.. and she's still going)
Derpy: More!
Demon: (frustrated) I don't understand it! James Coco went mad in fifteen minutes.
Well, not ALL of them actually happened too ME
#1: My dad has the biggest.. When his job required him to go to Afghanistan.. He said he was kidnapped.. Even though it wasn't real, and was a simulation.. He was still blindfolded, held at gun point, and was told too spread his dirty shoes on the Canadian flag,. He didn't, he said "some things, you just can't mentally do".
#2: When my sister and I were on a plane ride, the plane was struck por lightening.. We legit were scared for our lives..
#3: My mom said that her house was nearly broken into, and she stared the robber straight in the face, believing it was her brother..
#4: One time I was nearly stabbed por a creepy guy that I think was on drugs.. I no longer jog hang out in dark allies.. Just kidding.. That never happened.
#5: That time I fell off a tree, and knocked my wind out..
#6: My aunt said she was nearly assaulted my creepy dude that was watching her from inside her car, as she was texting..
#1: My dad has the biggest.. When his job required him to go to Afghanistan.. He said he was kidnapped.. Even though it wasn't real, and was a simulation.. He was still blindfolded, held at gun point, and was told too spread his dirty shoes on the Canadian flag,. He didn't, he said "some things, you just can't mentally do".
#2: When my sister and I were on a plane ride, the plane was struck por lightening.. We legit were scared for our lives..
#3: My mom said that her house was nearly broken into, and she stared the robber straight in the face, believing it was her brother..
#4: One time I was nearly stabbed por a creepy guy that I think was on drugs.. I no longer jog hang out in dark allies.. Just kidding.. That never happened.
#5: That time I fell off a tree, and knocked my wind out..
#6: My aunt said she was nearly assaulted my creepy dude that was watching her from inside her car, as she was texting..
Well.. Wind called it.. Stuff is finally starting to get interesting again..
And I understand how that "one bullet can destroy a town" thing.
It reminds me of BACKWATER GOSPEL.
What, if you haven't seen. Basically says, fear is the TRUE evil..
The UnderTaker was basically Grim Reaper, but he didn't actually "take" anyone. He knew the state the town was in, and, ironically it WAS a test, the corrupt priest was right about one thing..
The Undertaker would've left after the seventh day, had the town simply done nothing.. But they were all horrified, and it caused them to slaughter each other.
Anyway..
We're almost done.. I don't think I'll be reviewing any mais animê after this..
LINK: link
And I understand how that "one bullet can destroy a town" thing.
It reminds me of BACKWATER GOSPEL.
What, if you haven't seen. Basically says, fear is the TRUE evil..
The UnderTaker was basically Grim Reaper, but he didn't actually "take" anyone. He knew the state the town was in, and, ironically it WAS a test, the corrupt priest was right about one thing..
The Undertaker would've left after the seventh day, had the town simply done nothing.. But they were all horrified, and it caused them to slaughter each other.
Anyway..
We're almost done.. I don't think I'll be reviewing any mais animê after this..
LINK: link
