This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris, arco-íris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin.
Celestia: Once upon a time, in a world full of faggots, also known as America. There were two cavalos with wings, and horns, (One of them is me) and they acted like they raised two objects that moved entirely por their selves. To do this, I acted like I was moving the sun. The other horse with wings, and horn acted like she moved the moon. Her name was Luna. She did not want the moon to go down, so she joined the Soviets, and was launched onto the moon in order to prevent it from being moved. Unfortunately, her plan didn't work. She's now stuck there...
Twilight: *Reading a book* ...and has been on dat moon for 1,000 years. Man, dis is serious. I gots to tell the Princess about this.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* oi Fluttershy, you smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, you are my best friends.
Later, Twilight was running to her house in Pontiac, Michigan.
Ponies: *Stopping Twilight* There you are Twilight. Moondancer is having a party. Wanna cadastrar-se us?
Twilight: *Passes the ponies* Fuck you. I got something mais important to deal with!
Ponies: What's her problem?
Song: link
Inside Twilight's house, it was dark, and full of books. On the books was a lot of dust, and cobwebs.
Spike: *Turns off the song, and opens blinds to make the house brighter* I'll dust off the books later. Right now, I gotta deliver a present to Moondancer's party. *About to leave the house*
Twilight: *Slams the door on Spike* Spike! Where yo bunda at Spike?!
Spike: You slammed a door into me...
Twilight: *Closes the door* I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!! GET OFF YO LAZY ASS, AND FIND A BOOK ABOUT PREDICTIONS, AND PROPHECIES!!
Spike: But Twilight-
Twilight: No buts you lazy bunda nigga!!
Spike: Stop calling me that!
Twilight: You gonna get me dat book, or wut?!!
Spike: *Gets the book*
Twilight: *Reads the book, but puts it down, and notices the song is not playing* Put that song back on, or I will slap the shit out of you for twelve hours, nonstop!!!
Spike: *Turns the song back on*
Twilight: Dat's betta. Now, send a letter to Princess Celestia. Tell her that Princess Luna is gonna come back here, and hire the Soviets to kill us, unless we kill her.
Spike: *Writing the letter, and sends the letter*
Twilight: Man, I don't understand why Celestia don't have a phone like everyone else.
Spike: *Gets a letter* Let's see what Celestia wrote to us. *Reads the letter* Dear Twilight, the United States army, and it's allies are aware of Luna's return as Nightmare Moon. I want you to travel to a town in New Jersey called Pornstarville, and make some friends.
Twilight: Man, who the hell would create a town called Pornstarville?
Later, Twilight and Spike arrived at Pornstarville in Twilight's 1961 Impala.
Twilight: Man, Celestia sent us to a place very far. Why did we have to go all the way here from Pontiac?
Spike: I don't know, but this assignment could be fun. Maybe the pornstars in Pornstarville have interesting things to talk about.
Pinkie Pie: *Walks to Twilight, and is wearing a Nazi helmet*
Spike: Come on Twilight, just try.
Twilight: *Looks at Pinkie* Yo, what's good?
Pinkie Pie: *Jumps up in the air* I KNOW NUZZINK!! *Runs away*
Twilight: Man, that sure was interesting. *Drives away*
Next, she went to Sweet maçã, apple Acres.
Twilight: *Stops her car, and gets out* Yo, where da fuq is everyone at?
Applejack: *Arrives, and shakes Twilight's hoof very fast* Howdy, I'm applejack, it's nice to meet you, i talk really fast, and i'm a redneck, i see you have a 1961 Chevy, may i steal it so i can make some unnecessary, and idiotic modifications?
Twilight: Aw hell no! The only pónei, pônei that gets to touch my car is me!
Spike: What about me?
Twilight: You're the only dragon that can touch my car.
Applejack: Follow me.
aguardente de maçã pushed Twilight, and Spike to the area where they were having lunch.
Applejack: I want you to meet....
90 minutos later
Applejack: And last, but not least, Big Macintosh.
Big Macintosh: Eeyup.
Twilight: Dat's nice man. Now me, and Spike gots to move.
Applebloom: Aren't you gonna stay for lunch? *Looks at Twilight with an adorable, but sad look on her face*
Twilight: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After that, Twilight, and Spike continued on in their car.
Twilight: Man, dis is bullshit. We're better off gettin' killed por Luna, and the Soviets.
Spike: But there's three mais ponies you haven't met.
Twilight: Spike, I don't give a fuck. *Stops her car at a traffic light* What I really wanna do, is get this lame bunda assignment over with.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Accidentally flies into Twilight, knocking her out of the car, and into a pile of mud. She lands seguinte to her* Oops. Are you okay?
Twilight: Man, wut da fuq were you thinkin'?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: It was just an accident. Let me help you. *Goes around Twilight really fast, and gets the mud off of her, but she also turns Twilight's mane into an afro*
Spike: *Laughs at Twilight*
Twilight: Man, what are you laughing at you stupid nigga?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: See for yourself. *Gets a mirror in front of Twilight*
Twilight: *Looks at herself in the mirror* HOLY SHIT!!! Who are you?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: arco iris, arco-íris Dash is my name, and flying is my game.
Twilight: Man, I bet you can't clear fifteen of those clouds in ten seconds.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I think I can.
Twilight: I don't! You ain't gonna do it.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Let's bet on it. Fifty dollars says I can do it.
Twilight: Alright man, if you wanna make me richer. Go for it.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Fifteen clouds in ten seconds, no sweat. *Flies up in the air, and gets three clouds at once, then she gets the other clouds as quick as a flash*
Twilight: *Her mouth is wide open* How da fuq did you do all dat?!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Flies down to Twilight* Just believe in yourself, and anything is possible.
Twilight: *Gives arco iris, arco-íris Dash fifty dollars* Whatever man. *Walks back to her car* Let's get da fuq outta here Spike.
Next, they went to see Rarity.
Rarity: *Having an orgasm while masturbating*
Twilight: *Opens the door to Rarity's botique*
Rarity: *Turns everything back to normal* Welcome to carousel botique-
Twilight: You know I just saw you masturbating, right?
Rarity: *Stunned* Would you like me to-
Twilight: No thanks. You are the most fucked up pónei, pônei I ever met. Goodbye. *Leaves*
Later
Fluttershy: *Talking to a bunch of birds* Okay everyone, I want you to sing. Lalalala
Twilight: *Revs her engine loudly*
Birds: *Flying away*
Fluttershy: Ah!!
Twilight: *Shouting at Fluttershy* oi asshole, stop blocking the road!
Fluttershy: *Looking at Twilight, and is terrified*
Twilight: *Gets out of her car, and goes to Fluttershy* Nigga, I told you twice to get out of my way! *Uses magic to make a gun appear*
Fluttershy: *Looks away*
Twilight: You're stupid man. I'm glad I won't have to deal wid yo bunda anymore.
Police Pony: *Arrives* Hello hello hello. And what's going on here?
Twilight: *Puts gun away* Nothing officer. Just cause I'm black don't mean I'm about to do something bad.
Police Pony: What do you think I am, racist? *Walks away*
Twilight: *Gets back into her car, and drives away*
At Twilight's new house in Pornstarville..
Twilight: Man, why is this house made out of a tree? *Watches TV* Neva mind. I still need to find a way on how to get rid of Luna once she arrives.
News Pony: This just in, Princess Celestia has just been attacked por the Soviets. They are being led por her sister Luna, who is now Nightmare Moon.
Twilight: Aw, fuck!
News Pony: Wait a second. It seems that Luna is surrendering, and the Soviets are being executed. That's it for the war against Celestia, and Luna.
Twilight: Well, so much for trying to do something.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris, arco-íris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin.
Celestia: Once upon a time, in a world full of faggots, also known as America. There were two cavalos with wings, and horns, (One of them is me) and they acted like they raised two objects that moved entirely por their selves. To do this, I acted like I was moving the sun. The other horse with wings, and horn acted like she moved the moon. Her name was Luna. She did not want the moon to go down, so she joined the Soviets, and was launched onto the moon in order to prevent it from being moved. Unfortunately, her plan didn't work. She's now stuck there...
Twilight: *Reading a book* ...and has been on dat moon for 1,000 years. Man, dis is serious. I gots to tell the Princess about this.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* oi Fluttershy, you smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, you are my best friends.
Later, Twilight was running to her house in Pontiac, Michigan.
Ponies: *Stopping Twilight* There you are Twilight. Moondancer is having a party. Wanna cadastrar-se us?
Twilight: *Passes the ponies* Fuck you. I got something mais important to deal with!
Ponies: What's her problem?
Song: link
Inside Twilight's house, it was dark, and full of books. On the books was a lot of dust, and cobwebs.
Spike: *Turns off the song, and opens blinds to make the house brighter* I'll dust off the books later. Right now, I gotta deliver a present to Moondancer's party. *About to leave the house*
Twilight: *Slams the door on Spike* Spike! Where yo bunda at Spike?!
Spike: You slammed a door into me...
Twilight: *Closes the door* I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!! GET OFF YO LAZY ASS, AND FIND A BOOK ABOUT PREDICTIONS, AND PROPHECIES!!
Spike: But Twilight-
Twilight: No buts you lazy bunda nigga!!
Spike: Stop calling me that!
Twilight: You gonna get me dat book, or wut?!!
Spike: *Gets the book*
Twilight: *Reads the book, but puts it down, and notices the song is not playing* Put that song back on, or I will slap the shit out of you for twelve hours, nonstop!!!
Spike: *Turns the song back on*
Twilight: Dat's betta. Now, send a letter to Princess Celestia. Tell her that Princess Luna is gonna come back here, and hire the Soviets to kill us, unless we kill her.
Spike: *Writing the letter, and sends the letter*
Twilight: Man, I don't understand why Celestia don't have a phone like everyone else.
Spike: *Gets a letter* Let's see what Celestia wrote to us. *Reads the letter* Dear Twilight, the United States army, and it's allies are aware of Luna's return as Nightmare Moon. I want you to travel to a town in New Jersey called Pornstarville, and make some friends.
Twilight: Man, who the hell would create a town called Pornstarville?
Later, Twilight and Spike arrived at Pornstarville in Twilight's 1961 Impala.
Twilight: Man, Celestia sent us to a place very far. Why did we have to go all the way here from Pontiac?
Spike: I don't know, but this assignment could be fun. Maybe the pornstars in Pornstarville have interesting things to talk about.
Pinkie Pie: *Walks to Twilight, and is wearing a Nazi helmet*
Spike: Come on Twilight, just try.
Twilight: *Looks at Pinkie* Yo, what's good?
Pinkie Pie: *Jumps up in the air* I KNOW NUZZINK!! *Runs away*
Twilight: Man, that sure was interesting. *Drives away*
Next, she went to Sweet maçã, apple Acres.
Twilight: *Stops her car, and gets out* Yo, where da fuq is everyone at?
Applejack: *Arrives, and shakes Twilight's hoof very fast* Howdy, I'm applejack, it's nice to meet you, i talk really fast, and i'm a redneck, i see you have a 1961 Chevy, may i steal it so i can make some unnecessary, and idiotic modifications?
Twilight: Aw hell no! The only pónei, pônei that gets to touch my car is me!
Spike: What about me?
Twilight: You're the only dragon that can touch my car.
Applejack: Follow me.
aguardente de maçã pushed Twilight, and Spike to the area where they were having lunch.
Applejack: I want you to meet....
90 minutos later
Applejack: And last, but not least, Big Macintosh.
Big Macintosh: Eeyup.
Twilight: Dat's nice man. Now me, and Spike gots to move.
Applebloom: Aren't you gonna stay for lunch? *Looks at Twilight with an adorable, but sad look on her face*
Twilight: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After that, Twilight, and Spike continued on in their car.
Twilight: Man, dis is bullshit. We're better off gettin' killed por Luna, and the Soviets.
Spike: But there's three mais ponies you haven't met.
Twilight: Spike, I don't give a fuck. *Stops her car at a traffic light* What I really wanna do, is get this lame bunda assignment over with.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Accidentally flies into Twilight, knocking her out of the car, and into a pile of mud. She lands seguinte to her* Oops. Are you okay?
Twilight: Man, wut da fuq were you thinkin'?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: It was just an accident. Let me help you. *Goes around Twilight really fast, and gets the mud off of her, but she also turns Twilight's mane into an afro*
Spike: *Laughs at Twilight*
Twilight: Man, what are you laughing at you stupid nigga?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: See for yourself. *Gets a mirror in front of Twilight*
Twilight: *Looks at herself in the mirror* HOLY SHIT!!! Who are you?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: arco iris, arco-íris Dash is my name, and flying is my game.
Twilight: Man, I bet you can't clear fifteen of those clouds in ten seconds.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I think I can.
Twilight: I don't! You ain't gonna do it.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Let's bet on it. Fifty dollars says I can do it.
Twilight: Alright man, if you wanna make me richer. Go for it.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Fifteen clouds in ten seconds, no sweat. *Flies up in the air, and gets three clouds at once, then she gets the other clouds as quick as a flash*
Twilight: *Her mouth is wide open* How da fuq did you do all dat?!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Flies down to Twilight* Just believe in yourself, and anything is possible.
Twilight: *Gives arco iris, arco-íris Dash fifty dollars* Whatever man. *Walks back to her car* Let's get da fuq outta here Spike.
Next, they went to see Rarity.
Rarity: *Having an orgasm while masturbating*
Twilight: *Opens the door to Rarity's botique*
Rarity: *Turns everything back to normal* Welcome to carousel botique-
Twilight: You know I just saw you masturbating, right?
Rarity: *Stunned* Would you like me to-
Twilight: No thanks. You are the most fucked up pónei, pônei I ever met. Goodbye. *Leaves*
Later
Fluttershy: *Talking to a bunch of birds* Okay everyone, I want you to sing. Lalalala
Twilight: *Revs her engine loudly*
Birds: *Flying away*
Fluttershy: Ah!!
Twilight: *Shouting at Fluttershy* oi asshole, stop blocking the road!
Fluttershy: *Looking at Twilight, and is terrified*
Twilight: *Gets out of her car, and goes to Fluttershy* Nigga, I told you twice to get out of my way! *Uses magic to make a gun appear*
Fluttershy: *Looks away*
Twilight: You're stupid man. I'm glad I won't have to deal wid yo bunda anymore.
Police Pony: *Arrives* Hello hello hello. And what's going on here?
Twilight: *Puts gun away* Nothing officer. Just cause I'm black don't mean I'm about to do something bad.
Police Pony: What do you think I am, racist? *Walks away*
Twilight: *Gets back into her car, and drives away*
At Twilight's new house in Pornstarville..
Twilight: Man, why is this house made out of a tree? *Watches TV* Neva mind. I still need to find a way on how to get rid of Luna once she arrives.
News Pony: This just in, Princess Celestia has just been attacked por the Soviets. They are being led por her sister Luna, who is now Nightmare Moon.
Twilight: Aw, fuck!
News Pony: Wait a second. It seems that Luna is surrendering, and the Soviets are being executed. That's it for the war against Celestia, and Luna.
Twilight: Well, so much for trying to do something.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
#5: Walking dead series
That's one thing Walking dead has plenty of, its satisfying battle scenes..
#4: Taken series
No comment..
#3: Fury
It's a WWII movie, so we wouldn't except anything less out of it..
#2: Hellsing Ultmate
Like walking dead. It's the one thing they have PLENTY of..
#1: Purge series
Other you like Purge or not (I sure do, so do most of my friends).
They sure as shit got lots of awesome battles, espically the segundo one..
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That's one thing Walking dead has plenty of, its satisfying battle scenes..
#4: Taken series
No comment..
#3: Fury
It's a WWII movie, so we wouldn't except anything less out of it..
#2: Hellsing Ultmate
Like walking dead. It's the one thing they have PLENTY of..
#1: Purge series
Other you like Purge or not (I sure do, so do most of my friends).
They sure as shit got lots of awesome battles, espically the segundo one..
Please leave comments
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So I have gotten a request from WindWaker430.. Review Adam Standler movies..
Well, least he's not making me watch Sebian Film again..
I suppose I could do this.. I like Adam Standler.. And thankfully, I don't have to review 12 Crazy Nights. Wind is gonna do that one.. Cause if I have to sit though 12 Angry Nights. Than deal off..
I still remember Grown Ups when first came out.. When I saw Adam Standler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, and David Spade, all in the cover. I was excited.. Not ironically.. I really was excited to see this movie.
So of coarse, my only reason to see that movie was to...
continue reading...
Well, least he's not making me watch Sebian Film again..
I suppose I could do this.. I like Adam Standler.. And thankfully, I don't have to review 12 Crazy Nights. Wind is gonna do that one.. Cause if I have to sit though 12 Angry Nights. Than deal off..
I still remember Grown Ups when first came out.. When I saw Adam Standler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, and David Spade, all in the cover. I was excited.. Not ironically.. I really was excited to see this movie.
So of coarse, my only reason to see that movie was to...
#1: FRIDAY THE 13th, ORGINAL:
I just don't get how THAT gave us Jason Voorhees.. It's so stupid.
#2: KILL BILL:
It's weird.. I just always found this movie TOO action-y.. I don't know if it's Uma Thurman.. The over acting.. The subtitles.. Or just that I had to sit though it over a thousand times..
Either way.. I'll put this movie lower on this, but it's the quickest I could think of.
#3: SAW 3D:
This is when the series became that torture porn you THINK the series started as.. It's stupid.. The movie is stupid.
#4: RESIDENT EVIL:
No thank you..
#5: REVENANT:
Let me clarify.. I DO like this movie.. But I mainly just watch the first half, rarely the segundo half.
But still.. Leonardo literary had to eat raw meat, crawl in the snow, and get ravaged por a CGI grizzly, to finally get that damn oscar..
I just don't get how THAT gave us Jason Voorhees.. It's so stupid.
#2: KILL BILL:
It's weird.. I just always found this movie TOO action-y.. I don't know if it's Uma Thurman.. The over acting.. The subtitles.. Or just that I had to sit though it over a thousand times..
Either way.. I'll put this movie lower on this, but it's the quickest I could think of.
#3: SAW 3D:
This is when the series became that torture porn you THINK the series started as.. It's stupid.. The movie is stupid.
#4: RESIDENT EVIL:
No thank you..
#5: REVENANT:
Let me clarify.. I DO like this movie.. But I mainly just watch the first half, rarely the segundo half.
But still.. Leonardo literary had to eat raw meat, crawl in the snow, and get ravaged por a CGI grizzly, to finally get that damn oscar..
