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Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Commercial

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song (Start at 3:14): link

Kevin: *Walks into the center of a white background* Who are you, and what are you doing here?! *Laughing* Got you, didn't I? You're here for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories, aren't you? Well, two things. One, this is the wrong club. It's on SeanTheHedgehog's, Eula2003's, and WindWakerGuy430's personal clubs. Second, it's not Saturday yet. That's going to be the dia after tomorrow. We're going to have new shows joining our lineup, and that's a good thing. Variety is the key to success, and you can definitely wait for success.

Kevin: What-what? Don't look at that! Now is not the time to look at cute pictures! It is however time for you to leave. As I said earlier, come back on Saturday. The show begins at 8' O Clock PM. That is all. *Walks away*

13 segundos later.

Kevin: Seriously? You're still here?

Kevin: ...Fine. I'll show you the picture one mais time, and then you have to leave.

I found a GOOD creepy pasta: simply titled 1978

posted by Canada24

In my opinion, it's mais depressing than scary

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I like to think I live a nice life. I own a cozy, 3 bedroom início in a quiet neighborhood in the suburbs. I have a wife I care about deeply and a 9 ano old son who is my world. I enjoy my job as an accountant, and I'm well recognized in the community. I can confidently say I greatly enjoy living and appreciate all that I have earned. I only wish my entire life had been like this.

You see, throughout my teens and early adulthood, I suffered from severe anxiety issues stemming from an...

THE GALLOWS: Pfeifer is a cadela, puta

posted by Canada24

I still think the movie, The Gallows, is kinda underrated.. But I found out now, what it all true means.. And Pfeifer is a total cadela, puta when you think about it.

In the beginning of the movie Pfeifer asked Reese to do the play, Reese agrees to this because he has a huge bunda crush on her. And unfortunately, Reese can't act.

After Reese's annoying friend, Ryan realizes that Reese is only doing the play to impress Pfeifer, not because he likes drama, Ryan (after finding a broken door) suggests that they sneak into the school tonight tand ruin the settings so that Reese escapes the play without annoying...

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NEW reviews of HELLING ULTIMATE: Episode 1

posted by Canada24

I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this show the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..

Hellsing is one of the FAVOURITE animes of my opinion.. And I'm usually mixed about them. So that says a lot..

Today.. I review episode one..

I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.

But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..

We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer..Fight.. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain.

Chedder Priest

That is his only known name.. I'm not sure what's so...

Canada24 reviews BREAKING BAD: Season 3

posted by Canada24

Why on earth did I stop last time.. Season 3 is friggin awesome.. I clearly wasn't patient enough last time..

PLOT:
Walter wishes to reunite his family, but Skyler is still suspicious of Walter's segundo life. Walter believes he can mend the tension between them por confessing to her that he has been producing meth. Skyler is appalled por the confession and demands a formal divorce. Meanwhile, Gus offers to pay Walter US$3M for three months of his service. He even offers to provide Walter with a state-of-the-art production facility and a brilliant lab assistant, Gale (David Costabile). Jesse is...

topo, início TEN WORST THINGS THE JOKER HAS DONE:

posted by Canada24

This was deleted for some reason.. So redoing it..

#1: HARMING/KILLING CHILDREN:
As bad as Trevor Phillips can get.
Joker is still worse.
Joker has no boundaries, he grabbed Robin hostage when he was still a little kid in the show, tortured him for weeks on straight, and made the poor boy go insane.
Joker would burn down a orphanage full of sick childrun because he's "bored".
He does something even worse.
The Joker gives unsuspecting children poisoned cotton candy, and the children instantly died, but does the Joker feel remorse?
No he just laughs maniacally..

#2: KILLING PEOPLE WITH SHARDS OF GLASS:...

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Walking Dead review.. (major spoilers, don't read unless seen the new episode)

posted by Canada24

The título said it?
So if you haven't seen the new episode.. Stop now, final warning..

Anyway.. Before I start.. Let me say. Having finally seen season 6.. It was awesome.. Walking dead always has awesome battles, it's why I like it (well why I ORIGINALLY liked it) but it usually takes forever too get too them.
Season 6 is amazing.. Battle after battle after battle.. And GOOD battle scenes. Intense ones.

Anyway.. Now for the perguntas you been waiting for..

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WHAT DID I THINK OF SIMON?

I said before, how excited I was too see...

topo, início TEN SCARIEST CREEPYPASTAS OF MY OPINION

posted by Canada24

#1: GIVE IT EVERYTHING:
It's kinda hard to summarize this story, but basically it's a set of emails, where a man gets a mysterious dog on his front yard, holding a sign saying "give it everything", and gave it too his son. But the kid begins atuação weird after that. And the dog watches him sleep, not in a cute way, but disturbing way.
In each email, the writer becomes mais and mais paranoid.
I won't spoil much, so your have to read the story.
But it's scarier than you think.. Especially when THATCREEPYREADING reads it to you..

#2: NO HOMOPHONES:
The narrator is fucking NUTS. As a kid, he got...

favorito video game weapons.. (feating Windwakerguy430, and fanfiction's Hardrocker21 and RedRose85)

posted by Canada24

#1: MAKE PAYNE 3 - uzi (or Micro SMG if you prefer):
I never played the others. I play Max Payne 3 as it's OWN game.. The 3rd games gives enough to understand the character.. His family is dead, he's rarely serious, he has a serious temper issue, but he's a decent human being, even though he believes he's NOT.
Anyway. Max seems to prefer hand weapons.
In all cutscenes, if your using a shotgun or machine gun, he will hold it in his other hand while holding a handgun as the actual weapon, and after each cut scene you always have to switch back to it. Something that confused the first time, I did...

topo, início ten action filmes where the 18+ rating actually MEANS something..

posted by Canada24

#1: JOHN WICK:
It's mais than just a few drops of blood.. It's people being tortured, body parts breaking, necks snapping. And even a cute cachorro, filhote de cachorro gets murdered, crawled over to it's owner to die seguinte to him.. it's a depressing scene. But John finds the guy who did it, and shoots him in GTA 4 style..

#2: THE EQUALIZER:
Denzel Washington protrays a retired black op. Who never actually uses guns. But instead uses drills, sledge hammers.. ANYTHING really.. Too bad there's no chainsaw around.
And the villain is actually scary in this movie. He violently beats a man to death. And it's easily one of the...

topo, início ten Nostalgia Critic frases PART 3

posted by Canada24

#1:
Elizabeth: I have absolutely no intention of marrying Everard. I'm sorry to upset your plans, but...
Elizabeth's Father: Plans did you say? My one and only plan, dear girl, is to see you as happy as possible, and I would never dream of forcing you to do something you don't want to.
Critic:(as Elizabeth's father) Unless it was the beginning of the movie in which case I said you had no choice.
Critic: (as a scene of Elizabeth and her father hugging plays) Seriously, what did she do different? She made the same argument she did before. In fact, it's actually less angry. Are you honestly telling...

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I think I like Nostalgia Critic a bit mais than AVGN

posted by Canada24

Yes..
James Rolfe is the one who's mais popular, and probably was on youtube FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.

And yes..
They have mais or less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.

But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.

I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.

But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit mais hilarious..

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Most UNDERRATED metallica album

posted by Canada24

As all TRUE metallica fãs know.
ST ANGER is often the "worst" album.

But why?

I gave it a listen.
And I tell you what.
There is NOTHING bad about an album opening up with FRANTIC.

Haters say, it's the lack of solos that makes this album so bad.
But the solos often got SO long, I don't consider this really a BAD thing. mais for the actual SONGS.

And it's also the loud snare drums that's hated on.
But I fuckin amor the snare drums Lars Ulrich really shows off how talented he is. As the drums are extremely loud, but not in a bad way. The POINT of Metallica, is to be LOUD.

I'm not sure how much enjoyment I'll get out of them LIVE, xD

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Ten things I learned from JIMMY TATRO:

posted by Canada24

#1: NEVER READ COMMENTS:
Unless you want to feel horrible about yourself..

#2: STARTING FIGHTS ARE EASY:
All you need to do is wait for someone to say hi to you. Become angry for no reason, and claim you belong to aleatório rua gangs that don't even exist in real life..

#3: NEVER TRUST pizza DILVERY BOYS WHEN YOUR SMOKING WEED:
They could be undercover cops..

#4: YOUR friends ARE DICKS:
They will always find reasons to avoid "squad brunch"..

#5: ROBBERS ARE IDIOTS:
They will return stolen items as long as you give valid reasons to do so..

#6: MOVIE STARS ARE DICKS:
Jimmy has only been in two movies, both...

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WHY Cupakes would never happen

posted by Canada24

#1:
Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders arco iris, arco-íris Dash with joy.

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#2:
Pinkie makes bolo de copo normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.

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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.

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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.

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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.

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topo, início ten most EVIL villains: PART 2:

posted by Canada24

#1: DOCTOR HARLAN FONTAINE (La Noire):
Fontaine is one of the most cold and ruthless characters in the game, obsessed with power and manipulation. He constantly utilizes people to further his ends, as seen por his keeping Elsa Lichtmann addicted to drugs in order to investigate the breakdown of an addict and using Lou Buchwalter for the Fund, causing his death. He is also a master at manipulating people, demonstrated por how he convinced Courtney Sheldon to give him the stolen army surplus morphine in blatant abuse of his trust. Furthermore, he manipulated Ira Hogeboom to assist in the Fund's...

topo, início 8 Greatest LA NOIRE moments

posted by Canada24

#1: LEROY SNAPS:
Lorna's lack of grief, her relationship with Leroy, as well as Lester's life insurance raised Phelps' suspicions. Phelps and Bekowsky eventually discover that Lester was murdered por a bife knife, and was dead before the car hit him. If the player had already found the knife, when first investigating the crime scene. Cole will conclude this is the same one (witch is proven correct).
Phelps and Bekowsky will confront Lorna at her home. Revealing how cowardly she actually is, Lorna attempted to pin all the blame onto Leroy.
Unfortunately Leroy overheard and, armed with a handgun,...

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topo, início 5 video game characters who are neither good OR bad:

posted by Canada24

#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS (GTA 5):
Trevor shows to be extremely protective of those he cares for. He threatens ANYONE who disrespects them. And his anger of Brad's death show's he truly did care about the man.
But Trevor is ALSO impetuous, vengeful, psychotic, unhinged, unpredictable, untamed, infamous, sociopathic and prone to violent outbursts and destructive rampages - in the segundo trailer he smashed an unknown person's head into a bar counter and was then seen setting a house on fogo and walking out of the area without a care in sight. He does everything in an awful and relentless manner, (much...

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Got bored so made topo, início eight frases from SPOOF MAJOR:

posted by Canada24

#1:
The Majr: Gentlemen… we… are Nazis!
Nazis: Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
The Major: And we… Will have war!
Nazis: Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
The Major: And we… AND WE… *sneeze*
Nazis: Gesundheit! Gesundheit!

#2:
Doctor: But Major, now that they know of our plans...
Major: Ah, Herr Doctor, but that is the plan~! Now that they know our plan, they will plan around our plan, and so we shall in turn plan around the plan that they are planning around our plan!!
Doctor: ...Your brilliance knows no bounds!
Major: And regardless... We have one advantage that they sorely lack... ZEPPELINS!

#3:
The Major: Ah, if...

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topo, início ten most EVIL villains:

posted by Canada24

Some villains you either hate them or amor them.
But REAL villains, are beyond just hated.. But NEED to die, not just for what they did to the hero, but what they did in GENERAL:

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#1: LORD SAURON:
Sauron created the RING for one reason, and one reason only.
To enslave the free peoples of Middle-earth during the segundo and Third Age.

At the end of the segundo Age, a Last Alliance of Men and Elves marched upon Mordor to defeat Sauron and his armies. The Alliance was Brilhante Victoria and Sauron was physically destroyed por Isildur, after killing his...

eminem - Rap God

posted by Canada24

"Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance
(Six minutes, six minutes)
Something's wrong, I can feel it
(Six minutes, six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
Just a feeling I've got
Like something's about to happen
But I don't know what
If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble
Big trouble. And if he is as bananas as you say
I'm not taking any chances

YOUR JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDER!!

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God! (Rap God).
All my people from the front to the back nod! (Back nod).
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap...