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Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" from Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme from KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion from Alinah09
Metal Gloss from DragonAura15
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
And Featuring Stylo from Jimmythedragon
Episode 20
Another Way To Lie
January 7, 1953
It was a snowy dia in Cheyenne. Everypony was working their hardest. Except Gordon. He was being very lazy, and refused to get a train out of the station.
Pete: Why won't you work this time?
Gordon: Because, I need help to repair this locomotive.
Pete: What's wrong with it?
Gordon: Everything. It's a steam engine. I want a diesel engine!
Pete: Gordon, I'm working on that, but unless you want Hawkeye to bother you, I suggest you be patient.
Gordon: Fuck patience. I want to drive a diesel!
Pete: *Sighs* You never listen. *walks away*
Gordon: *Climbs in locomotive*
Pete: *About to enter station*
Gordon: *Blows whistle twice*
Pete: *Turns around* Oh, now you decide to do your work!
Gordon: *drives out of station* Hahahaha! I amor pissing off my boss. *Notices the cab* Aw, I left the fireman behind. Whatever, this engine burns oil anyway, so whatever. *drives faster*
Meanwhile in the station
Pete: *On telephone*
Operator: Operator, how may I help you?
Pete: Yes, this is Pete Reimer, controller of the Union Pacific. May I please speak to somepony in the Southern Pacific?
Operator: One moment sir. *Connecting call* You are connected to Michael Wolf, controller of the Southern Pacific.
Michael: Hello?
Pete: Michael, this is Pete Reimer.
Michael: Oh, oi Peter. What's up?
Pete: I need your help.
Michael: What's up?
Pete: Do you remember Gordon Suite?
Michael: Is he that laranja unicorn that keeps giving you problems?
Pete: Yes. Today, he just lied to me about not wanting to do his work.
Michael: I'm sorry to hear that. What would you like me to do?
Pete: I was wondering if we could swap workers for a day.
Michael: Hmmm. Let me check my list. *Checking list of workers*
Pete: *Checking clock*
Michael: I've only got one pónei, pônei that wants to change jobs for an entire day.
Pete: Oh yeah? What's his name?
Michael: Stylo.
Pete: Alright. Get Stylo here to Cheyenne quickly. I'll send Gordon to one of your train stations in Los Pegasus.
Michael: Sounds good Peter. *Hangs up*
Pete: *Hangs up* I didn't think this would get so easy.
At the station in Los Pegasus, Michael got ready to take Stylo to Cheyenne.
Stylo: Where are we going?
Michael: I am taking you to Cheyenne. Another worker wants to switch jobs with you, and see what it's like on our railroad. You must impress the Union Pacific's boss for me. Show them what a typical Southern Pacific worker is capable of.
Stylo: You got it. With all that training you gave me, I'll do my best.
Michael: That's just what I want to hear. Let's get going. *drives to Cheyenne*
It was a long way to go from Los Pegasus to Cheyenne, but por the time they got there, Gordon was ready.
Pete: Now, please don't try to cause any trouble during your visit.
Gordon: You got it.
Michael: *Arrives*
Stylo: *Jumps onto platform from train*
Pete: Whoa. We got ourselves a little daredevil over here!
Stylo: *Laughes* I am a pegasus Mr. Reimer.
Pete: Please, just call me Pete. Everypony calls me that.
Stylo: Alrighty then Pete. What would you like me to do first?
Pete: I would like you to work with Metal Gloss, and get a freight train into St. Foalis.
Metal Gloss: *Arrives* Hi, I'm Metal Gloss.
Stylo: Nice to meet you.
Gordon: *Enters Michael's train*
Michael: Hello Gordon, I'm Michael.
Gordon: Yeah, great to meet you. Let's get out of this hell hole.
Michael: Hell hole? Are you kidding me? You're lucky to be working on the Union Pacific.
Gordon: Let's just get out of here.
Michael: Ok, if you say so. *Leaves station*
Metal Gloss: *Enters freight train*
Stylo: *Enters engine* Ok, so what am I doing?
Metal Gloss: You'll be my fireman.
Stylo: If you insist. *grabs shovel, and puts coal in firebox*
Metal Gloss: What's it like on the Southern Pacific?
Stylo: It's good. Work conditions are great, and my boss plans to have the entire line dieselized por 1958.
Metal Gloss: Oh. I'm sorry to hear that. Our railway will most likely be dieselized in 1959.
Stylo: Don't get me wrong, I like steam engines, it's just that operating a diesel is much better. You don't need to waste half a dia with a fogo just to get the locomotive going.
Metal Gloss: It only takes half a dia if you work slow. I amor steam engines, and I'm glad to be driving this one.
Stylo: Alright. The signal should turn green soon.
Stylo was right. The signal turned green, and they were off.
Gordon was taken to Los Pegasus.
Michael: So, what kind of locomotives can you drive?
Gordon: Nothing.
Michael: Don't say that, there's gotta be something you're good at.
Gordon: Diesel. I'll only drive diesels, and that's that.
Michael: Then you can switch passenger cars in the station.
Gordon: Switching?! I wanted to take a train somewhere very far!
Michael: *Covering ears* First off, you talk too loud. Second, if you want to work on this railroad with a diesel, you need to switch cars in the station.
Gordon: Do you only have diesel switchers?
Michael: Yes.
Gordon: Why did I come here? *Goes to work*
Michael: *A little worried*
Gordon: *Goes to switcher*
Colt: oi look. It's a fat pony.
Gordon: Shut up.
Colt: I don't have too! *Sticks out tongue*
Gordon: *Walks away* Kids these days. They don't know any better.
Michael was on the phone in his office talking to Pete
Pete: How is everything going?
Michael: Not too bad so far. We got in a little bit of an argument, but I straightened everything out.
Pete: Good. Now you can bring him to Cheyenne tomorrow, just like you did with Stylo.
Michael: Ok.
Back in the yards, Gordon was driving his locomotive too fast.
Gordon: *Nearly derails passenger cars*
Passengers: Ah! Those cars nearly left the tracks.
Gordon: *Stops too quickly*
Everything in the passenger cars was airborne for a little while, and then they fell to the ground, and broke.
Passengers: *Entering train*
Gordon: *Uncouples locomotive from train*
Passengers: *sees debris* What is this?! Why are there broken plates in this car?
Gordon: Did I do that? *Gets back in locomotive, and drives away*
Michael: *Arrives at station* I think it's time to check on how Gordon's doing.
Passenger: Excuse me, there's broken plates all over the floor in every passenger car.
Michael: How is that possible?
Passenger: I think it had something to do with the switcher.
Michael: I'll speak to him right away.
Gordon: *Waiting in siding*
Michael: *Arrives* Were you switching a passenger train too fast?
Gordon: I wouldn't say too fast, but-
Michael: I don't like being lied to.
Gordon: I didn't know I was going too fast.
seguinte day, it was time for Gordon to go back. When he returned to Cheyenne, Stylo was there waiting.
Pete: How was it?
Michael: Bad. Gordon kept lying to me. One time, he just beat up a pónei, pônei for being Japanese.
Gordon: I thought he was a North Korean.
Pete: You're so pathetic.
Gordon: Hey, I'd like to see you do some work for a change. You never drive any trains at all.
Pete: I'm too busy with paperwork.
Michael: Anyway, how did things with Stylo go?
Pete: Great. Stylo really liked working here.
Stylo: Actually Pete, I could stay here if you want.
Michael & Pete: What?
Stylo: Michael, I would like to quit your railroad, and cadastrar-se Pete's.
Michael: Ok. *Goes to train*
Gordon: Great. Yet another pónei, pônei on the rails.
Everyone: *Laughs*
The End
On The seguinte Episode of Ponies On The Rails
It's the season 3 premiere
SeanTheHedgehog Productions. Copyright, 2013
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" from Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme from KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion from Alinah09
Metal Gloss from DragonAura15
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
And Featuring Stylo from Jimmythedragon
Episode 20
Another Way To Lie
January 7, 1953
It was a snowy dia in Cheyenne. Everypony was working their hardest. Except Gordon. He was being very lazy, and refused to get a train out of the station.
Pete: Why won't you work this time?
Gordon: Because, I need help to repair this locomotive.
Pete: What's wrong with it?
Gordon: Everything. It's a steam engine. I want a diesel engine!
Pete: Gordon, I'm working on that, but unless you want Hawkeye to bother you, I suggest you be patient.
Gordon: Fuck patience. I want to drive a diesel!
Pete: *Sighs* You never listen. *walks away*
Gordon: *Climbs in locomotive*
Pete: *About to enter station*
Gordon: *Blows whistle twice*
Pete: *Turns around* Oh, now you decide to do your work!
Gordon: *drives out of station* Hahahaha! I amor pissing off my boss. *Notices the cab* Aw, I left the fireman behind. Whatever, this engine burns oil anyway, so whatever. *drives faster*
Meanwhile in the station
Pete: *On telephone*
Operator: Operator, how may I help you?
Pete: Yes, this is Pete Reimer, controller of the Union Pacific. May I please speak to somepony in the Southern Pacific?
Operator: One moment sir. *Connecting call* You are connected to Michael Wolf, controller of the Southern Pacific.
Michael: Hello?
Pete: Michael, this is Pete Reimer.
Michael: Oh, oi Peter. What's up?
Pete: I need your help.
Michael: What's up?
Pete: Do you remember Gordon Suite?
Michael: Is he that laranja unicorn that keeps giving you problems?
Pete: Yes. Today, he just lied to me about not wanting to do his work.
Michael: I'm sorry to hear that. What would you like me to do?
Pete: I was wondering if we could swap workers for a day.
Michael: Hmmm. Let me check my list. *Checking list of workers*
Pete: *Checking clock*
Michael: I've only got one pónei, pônei that wants to change jobs for an entire day.
Pete: Oh yeah? What's his name?
Michael: Stylo.
Pete: Alright. Get Stylo here to Cheyenne quickly. I'll send Gordon to one of your train stations in Los Pegasus.
Michael: Sounds good Peter. *Hangs up*
Pete: *Hangs up* I didn't think this would get so easy.
At the station in Los Pegasus, Michael got ready to take Stylo to Cheyenne.
Stylo: Where are we going?
Michael: I am taking you to Cheyenne. Another worker wants to switch jobs with you, and see what it's like on our railroad. You must impress the Union Pacific's boss for me. Show them what a typical Southern Pacific worker is capable of.
Stylo: You got it. With all that training you gave me, I'll do my best.
Michael: That's just what I want to hear. Let's get going. *drives to Cheyenne*
It was a long way to go from Los Pegasus to Cheyenne, but por the time they got there, Gordon was ready.
Pete: Now, please don't try to cause any trouble during your visit.
Gordon: You got it.
Michael: *Arrives*
Stylo: *Jumps onto platform from train*
Pete: Whoa. We got ourselves a little daredevil over here!
Stylo: *Laughes* I am a pegasus Mr. Reimer.
Pete: Please, just call me Pete. Everypony calls me that.
Stylo: Alrighty then Pete. What would you like me to do first?
Pete: I would like you to work with Metal Gloss, and get a freight train into St. Foalis.
Metal Gloss: *Arrives* Hi, I'm Metal Gloss.
Stylo: Nice to meet you.
Gordon: *Enters Michael's train*
Michael: Hello Gordon, I'm Michael.
Gordon: Yeah, great to meet you. Let's get out of this hell hole.
Michael: Hell hole? Are you kidding me? You're lucky to be working on the Union Pacific.
Gordon: Let's just get out of here.
Michael: Ok, if you say so. *Leaves station*
Metal Gloss: *Enters freight train*
Stylo: *Enters engine* Ok, so what am I doing?
Metal Gloss: You'll be my fireman.
Stylo: If you insist. *grabs shovel, and puts coal in firebox*
Metal Gloss: What's it like on the Southern Pacific?
Stylo: It's good. Work conditions are great, and my boss plans to have the entire line dieselized por 1958.
Metal Gloss: Oh. I'm sorry to hear that. Our railway will most likely be dieselized in 1959.
Stylo: Don't get me wrong, I like steam engines, it's just that operating a diesel is much better. You don't need to waste half a dia with a fogo just to get the locomotive going.
Metal Gloss: It only takes half a dia if you work slow. I amor steam engines, and I'm glad to be driving this one.
Stylo: Alright. The signal should turn green soon.
Stylo was right. The signal turned green, and they were off.
Gordon was taken to Los Pegasus.
Michael: So, what kind of locomotives can you drive?
Gordon: Nothing.
Michael: Don't say that, there's gotta be something you're good at.
Gordon: Diesel. I'll only drive diesels, and that's that.
Michael: Then you can switch passenger cars in the station.
Gordon: Switching?! I wanted to take a train somewhere very far!
Michael: *Covering ears* First off, you talk too loud. Second, if you want to work on this railroad with a diesel, you need to switch cars in the station.
Gordon: Do you only have diesel switchers?
Michael: Yes.
Gordon: Why did I come here? *Goes to work*
Michael: *A little worried*
Gordon: *Goes to switcher*
Colt: oi look. It's a fat pony.
Gordon: Shut up.
Colt: I don't have too! *Sticks out tongue*
Gordon: *Walks away* Kids these days. They don't know any better.
Michael was on the phone in his office talking to Pete
Pete: How is everything going?
Michael: Not too bad so far. We got in a little bit of an argument, but I straightened everything out.
Pete: Good. Now you can bring him to Cheyenne tomorrow, just like you did with Stylo.
Michael: Ok.
Back in the yards, Gordon was driving his locomotive too fast.
Gordon: *Nearly derails passenger cars*
Passengers: Ah! Those cars nearly left the tracks.
Gordon: *Stops too quickly*
Everything in the passenger cars was airborne for a little while, and then they fell to the ground, and broke.
Passengers: *Entering train*
Gordon: *Uncouples locomotive from train*
Passengers: *sees debris* What is this?! Why are there broken plates in this car?
Gordon: Did I do that? *Gets back in locomotive, and drives away*
Michael: *Arrives at station* I think it's time to check on how Gordon's doing.
Passenger: Excuse me, there's broken plates all over the floor in every passenger car.
Michael: How is that possible?
Passenger: I think it had something to do with the switcher.
Michael: I'll speak to him right away.
Gordon: *Waiting in siding*
Michael: *Arrives* Were you switching a passenger train too fast?
Gordon: I wouldn't say too fast, but-
Michael: I don't like being lied to.
Gordon: I didn't know I was going too fast.
seguinte day, it was time for Gordon to go back. When he returned to Cheyenne, Stylo was there waiting.
Pete: How was it?
Michael: Bad. Gordon kept lying to me. One time, he just beat up a pónei, pônei for being Japanese.
Gordon: I thought he was a North Korean.
Pete: You're so pathetic.
Gordon: Hey, I'd like to see you do some work for a change. You never drive any trains at all.
Pete: I'm too busy with paperwork.
Michael: Anyway, how did things with Stylo go?
Pete: Great. Stylo really liked working here.
Stylo: Actually Pete, I could stay here if you want.
Michael & Pete: What?
Stylo: Michael, I would like to quit your railroad, and cadastrar-se Pete's.
Michael: Ok. *Goes to train*
Gordon: Great. Yet another pónei, pônei on the rails.
Everyone: *Laughs*
The End
On The seguinte Episode of Ponies On The Rails
It's the season 3 premiere
SeanTheHedgehog Productions. Copyright, 2013
Robotnik: Pingas!
Lets make this a "unique" Dia das bruxas artigo and count down my most hated filmes I can think:
#1: JAWS 4:
Everytime I think of this movie, my hatred grows deeper.. Truth is, if they actually went with killing Martin instead of Sean.. That would actually be interesting.. The rest of movie would still suck money balls, but at least it's a mais dignified end to a character... Sort of..
#2: TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 3D:
Remembers the Sewyers?.. Remember every bad thing they ever done.. Well forget that, were suppose to hate the people of the town for burning down and murdering the Sawyer family.. Forgive me, but I can't excatly see the cannibalic murderers as "victims"..
#3: CANNIBAL HALOCOAST & I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE:
To be honest, off all those disturbing films Nik made me watch, these were the only ones I actually did watch.. I regret it to this day.. I swear I actually threw up, at least twice..
#1: JAWS 4:
Everytime I think of this movie, my hatred grows deeper.. Truth is, if they actually went with killing Martin instead of Sean.. That would actually be interesting.. The rest of movie would still suck money balls, but at least it's a mais dignified end to a character... Sort of..
#2: TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 3D:
Remembers the Sewyers?.. Remember every bad thing they ever done.. Well forget that, were suppose to hate the people of the town for burning down and murdering the Sawyer family.. Forgive me, but I can't excatly see the cannibalic murderers as "victims"..
#3: CANNIBAL HALOCOAST & I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE:
To be honest, off all those disturbing films Nik made me watch, these were the only ones I actually did watch.. I regret it to this day.. I swear I actually threw up, at least twice..
So.. I got REALLY bored.. And watched all the way up to episode 10.. Yeah.. 4 episodes.
This show is getting a bit boring at the moment.
But I have a strong feeling that action sequences will be coming up real soon (if it IS that kinda show).
That scene in episode 4 kinda gave me idea, that it will be like that soon enough.
Anyway.
No favourite characters.
Johan's sister kinda annoys me somehow, with her voice.
But the thief guy is kinda interesting. And I can tell were gonna see a lot of him.
Unless he dies. Probably would, if this is anything like Walking Dead, than EVERYONE dies, it's only a matter of time till friggin Rick dies.. And then the entire cast is gunned down. And then. As James Ralfe says..
"The End.. There's no fuckin cure.. Humanity is gone.. Zombies are eating your pets.. Your life sucks.. Live with it!"
This show is getting a bit boring at the moment.
But I have a strong feeling that action sequences will be coming up real soon (if it IS that kinda show).
That scene in episode 4 kinda gave me idea, that it will be like that soon enough.
Anyway.
No favourite characters.
Johan's sister kinda annoys me somehow, with her voice.
But the thief guy is kinda interesting. And I can tell were gonna see a lot of him.
Unless he dies. Probably would, if this is anything like Walking Dead, than EVERYONE dies, it's only a matter of time till friggin Rick dies.. And then the entire cast is gunned down. And then. As James Ralfe says..
"The End.. There's no fuckin cure.. Humanity is gone.. Zombies are eating your pets.. Your life sucks.. Live with it!"
I forgot I was suppose to be reviewing this show.
Show watched 5 and 6.
Not much to say. These episodes were pretty slow up till the last ten minutos of episode 6.
Guess it'll be mais interesting in the seguinte one.
Till seguinte time. I guess
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Show watched 5 and 6.
Not much to say. These episodes were pretty slow up till the last ten minutos of episode 6.
Guess it'll be mais interesting in the seguinte one.
Till seguinte time. I guess
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