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THE JOKER:
Most people wouldn't considered Joker a genius.
But when you REALLY think about.. Joker is smarter than you realize.. WAY smarter.

The thing about the Joker is that he doesn't see his acts as bad OR as good.. he convinces himself, he is the only sane person in the world, perhaps with the exception of the bat. It is everyone else who hides their true selves under false masks of humanity, and make-believe tales of such delusonal ideas as love, kindness, law, and order. His whole existence is an attempt to strip these delusions away and reveal people for the selfish, depraved, chaotic clowns that they are. That is why he wears his clown makeup, because it reveals his true self far greater than the human face beneath, and why he then cuts his own face off entirely.

He is scary. Other villains want nothing to do with him. His methods and rationale are inscrutable. He only cares about batman and only so far as it pertains to himself. Joker doesn't particularly care about other heroes, though they might entertain him for a bit. He is not a supervillain, he is Batman's disease. A curse on Gotham. A cancer. The guy who might just turn batman into DC Comics`s greatest supervillain if his plan ever works. por virtue of this alone he is one of the most dangerous individuals on earth.

But the reason that the Joker is so distracted and obsessed with the batman is that here is a man who has also revealed the true dark side of humankind, and runs around at night wearing a terrifying bat mask to beat people into a bloody pulp. Yet somehow, despite the batman showing everyone that his true face isn't his human face, but the brutal, bloody, bat face, he manages to restrain himself from killing everyone and dancing among the corpses. Joker doesn't understand how this is possible and so becomes obsessed with this riddle, trying to solve it por pushing batman just that little bit further, to snap his restraints, so he can become as free and sane as the Joker himself.



JOHAN LIEBERT:
Let's consider his actions. Johan Leibert is like Joker. He enjoys setting things in motion. He plays one person against another and then watches to see what happens. He gives people permission to live out their darkest fantasies, and then backs them into a corner where they have no other choice. Even other serial killers and regular people alike soon become caught up in Johan’s way of thinking and will do anything for him, or because of him.

He is a Monster. A true, bona fide monster cloaked in human skin. Simply put, a mystery. He walks around calmly in the shadows, killing with emotional detachment. He is incredibly charismatic, able to manipulate the toughs of the people easily and force them to do his bidding, usually killing the people he wants dead. He is able to exploit any weakness and use them to his advantage.He is the monster with no name. Johann is the pinnacle of Evil. He not only kills you, he makes you feel absolute fear por the time he's done with you.He with his brains, charisma and por being what he is can achieve what no other villain can without superpowers!
DERPY HOOVES/SWORD:

Derpy: I live with my alcoholic cousin.. I've seen worse.

Derpy: *bucks enamy in the throat, and throws him against the wall* I'm sorry. Did that hurt?

Derpy: (laughs) Worst, bedtime, story, ever!

Derpy: I'm bored.. Wanna open the window and scream hurtful comments towards on going people for no reason?

Game show host: Name something, that excits you?
Derpy: OHHH!! EATING A PEBBLE!!

Derpy: Cause I don't get killed por the first boss.

Derpy: Well.. People always say I have pretty eyes.. But still. There not suppose to be like this. I.. I had an accident. Jumped to hard on my bed....
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"Why is it when ever 'I' have fun.. It's wrong?" - Squidward..


Although he is now mais of a jerk, it is not all his fault.

His annoyance with Spongebob and Patrick grew larger and larger with each season. But in his defense. Spongebob and Patrick's stupidity increased mais and mais with each season, and they always break into his house when he's trying to enjoy alone time..

Mr. Krabs also blackmails him to work and barely pays him anything.

Whenever he tries to make any piece of art, he gets turned down for something far less well designed.

Though Squidward DOSE do bad things, he usually gets...
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posted by Canada24
Well..

We're finally done this show.

All in all.
I give it 8/10..

POSSITIVES:
* Satisfying battles
* Often unpredictable
* Has lots of "deep" means behind it..

NEGATIVES:
* Bizzare Japenesse comedy scenes, that makes them look like some sort of comic book..
* strange Oprah música at times
* Alexander betrayed his own humanity, and lost my respect
* It's downright confusing sometimes
* It often feels longer than it is..

Anyway..

I don't really have anything to say about the episodes themselves.

Thir defiantly intense.

Though, I guess I have something to say about Major's death.

I have to admit.
I actually...
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#5: A LONLY JEW ON CHRISTMAS:
Good song.
Shitty episode..

#4: CARTMAN/POKERFACE:
Makes me laugh every time..

#3: MAKE amor EVEN WHEN I'M DEAD:
Clearly a parody of Triller my M. Jackson..
And considering that's my favorito song por him (and I don't have to many). I can't help but add it..

#2: KYLES MOM IS A BITCH:
It's funny how catchy it actually is.
Guess that's why I like it..

#1: LITTLE BOY YOUR GOING TO HELL:
I don't know how on earth they got James Hetfield in South Park.
But who cares!
It's James-friggin-Herfield!.
And I amor how he just comes in, with the big "NOO!" it's both funny and badass at the sme time :D"..
Now. THIS is mais like it :)

This episode was fuckin awesome.

As I originally expected. Jan Valentine is truely a enjoyment to watch.
He's friggin nuts.
But that's what I amor about him.

I would amor to go on and on about Jan Valentine.
But. Most of you probably don't care..

Though, I'm not saying I'm in anyway depressed about his death, he still deserved it.
Though I 'am' a bit disappointed about him being killed off after just one appearance. That much, I admit to.
But hey, it seems to happen quite often in hellsing, so, whatever.. Dude.

Anyway.
As for Luke.
He was serprisingly enjoyable too.
But. Am...
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So..
I finally found it in English.

It's not as good as I hoped.
But.
Nor was it as bad as I expected.

It's.. In between.

I haven't forgot it's Japennesse.
And. Not trying to be racist.
But Japen has all the weird shit.
Ever seen there commericals?
All you have to do is go onto Windwakers club.
He has these fucked up TV commericals.
And I wouldn't be serprised if most of them were Japennesse.

Anyway.

Didn't really have a favorito character.
Though kinda looking foward to Jan Valentine's episode.
Ever seen his clips.
He's actually pretty funny in the real one.
Too bad the actor, Josh Phillips, was convicted of...
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Well. Since it seems to be all I ever do anymore.
I should may as well. Leave a certain promised review, about something I've been promised to beta read almost three years ago, and still am now.

Well.
Its the first time I ever read a Happy árvore friends Fanfiction.
And I have to say.
Though it's no mais then I would of expected. Both good AND bad.
Most fanfic stories tend to get a bit soap Oprahy.
example being some I read from THIS IS THE END, witch, itself, is one of myself favorito movies, witch made the fanfics that much worse.
So many fuckin James Franco fantasies.
Give me a brake.
He's not even...
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ONE ano LATER: NOVEMBER 30th.

The Smiths began to live for a bit in Los Santos, taking Floyd's old apartment which was still left abandoned after the incident.. Sally and Dash ended up returning too, but sadly the Griffins decided not to stay and returned to Road Island.
As the holidays approach, Steve becomes a brat and Stan takes him to see his grandfather to be scared straight. Jack is actually still alive, but I’m still keeping that earlier joke, as I like it. Grandpa Jack tells Steve the story of Krampus, who punishes the naughty children at natal and Steve refuses to buy into it....
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I watch a lot of these things.. I don't get scared too easily por movies. Though different story in real life..

These ones do it though.. Most of them are ghost movies.. I'm believer in that shit.. So I get uneasy around well directed ghost shit..



#1: SIXTH SENSE:
Something about classroom scene where the kid starts revealing knowledge of the teachers past.. It got to me..


#2: CONJURING SERIES:
In the first it's actually too particalar scenes.. First is when you literary see nothing but darkness, but camera zooms in on it.. segundo is when Lorrane flashbacks to first meeting the family, and we see...
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The intro starts with a black man alone in a empty street, on the phone. He's clearly nervous, and starts leaving as a car follows him. But than there's a uncomfortable sequence of the man in the car kidnapping him por knocking him a head lock, wearing a knight mask.

After that creepy prologue. Black photographer Chris Washington reluctantly agrees to meet the family of his white girlfriend Rose Armitage. The first thing he asks her. "Do they know I'm black?" Rose says it doesn't matter, they are not racist. Or she wouldn't of brought him.

During their drive to the family's countryside estate,...
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Here we go again..

Forcing myself to watch mais horrifying, disguesting, movies, simply to make my reviews "interesting".. We talked about rape. And cannibalism.. Lets talk about necrophilia. Cause you know, corpse fucking is always a fun thing to watch or even think about..

But hey.. Fuck me I gues.. So lets do this..

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PLOT:

The film opens at night, as a woman urinates on the grama por the side of the road. She pulls up her underwear, gets into a car driven por her husband, and they drive away. The couple lose their way in the dark...
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As part of my job, I decided to do a lot of leitura on my breaks.. It took me many months to finally end it, convient I was still leitura it in October, and now doing a review of it..

Why... This is a zombie book.. A DEEP zombie story, this shit is... Jesus, it gets really fucked up.. Though I guess John Hornor Jacobs was going for that.. It's a really well known read, worth reading. But the internet doesn't say much about it.. So there's no Wikipedia plot summary, so truthfully I don't know if I fully understand. I had to really think back to everything, and I think I got it now..

So.. We start...
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Well... I'm TOTALLY gonna have too watch this show a few mais times.. I now realize I was way too hard on this..

Frankly I was so caught up in the constant depressing shit it was hard too for me too see the comedy parts.

I am gonna have too watch this again.

Frankly, it's confirmed now.. Todd is my favourite character, basically the only character I like.. Mostly cause it's Aaron Paul, this guy is my new favourite actor.. He always was, but not I know that it's for certain..

But I'm guessing Todd isn't in the last two episodes, he got rather serious for one of the few times.. And it seems too be staying this time.. And it seems he finally had enough of todd.. The anger seemed out of nowhere.. Not GENERALLY out of nowhere.. But "mood swing" out of nowhere..

Oh well.. I have reasons too go back.. Todd..

Anyway.. We're finally finished with this show.. Only the last two left too go.. Lets see how it concludes, shall we?
#1: WALKING DEAD:
I would amor two.
Trust me..
But... I'm too far into the series.
Sure I was one season behind.. Still trying to finish the 5th season, por the time season 6 was out. But it's always kinda been like that. I started walking dead too late.
But still.. I missed my chance to review it. As, when reviewing stuff. I need to start wait from the begining.
But I do HAVE a review for it..
Doug Walker (Nostalgia Critic) and I both pretty much say the say thing, but he says it mais a bit complicatedly.
"It's not even the actual 'zombies' that are scary. It's the fact that, nothing will ever be...
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#1: JUSTIN BIEBER:
We all amor to hate this idiot.
But the thing is, I decided to actually look him up.
He's actually pretty good now that he dosen't a voice of friggin Alvin and the chipmunks..


#2: SMOSH:
They seem to try to hard these days.
But they still have the rare episode that is still funny.
They just need to stop with all these new guys, they have no talents, as where Ian and Anthony have a LOT of talent..


#3: ROB DRYDEK:
I'm one of the few that actually cares about him.
Lose that WestCoast girl, and maybe OTHER people will care about your shows too, Rob..


#4: NICKELBACK
Beatles aren't the greatest. But we gotta respect them, it's just how things are.
Why can't the same rule apply for Nickelback!?



#5: MILEY CYRUS:
I actually loved this kid once.
But.. Times have changed.
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Fellowship of the Ring was playing on tv.
I watched for the first time in nearly four years.

These filmes are even better than I remember.

The expression "one ring to rule them all" really IS how it happened.
Rings seem to some sort of powers in their world.
And Mordor is basically "hell".
So it's a ring from hell.

And this ring is as powerful as they get. It can brainwash anyone, and I mean ANYONE. Due to it's impartiality, beauty, and well, anything really.

But what I like about it.

Just about everything about this movie, gives off sort of a creepy vib.
But I like that in movies, makes me mais into it.

So yeah.

amor IT!!
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"Alright Mrs Lucia.. You got the stuff?" asked one of the 4 men.

"Yes I do Tom.. But don't try any funny business" Dash said sternly.

"Oh please.. Like I'm suppose to be scared of a girl, who dosen't even have big breasts" Tom replied.

"Yeah well, nobody told you to look at them" Packie said, eyeing Tom.

"Nobody fuckin asked for YOUR opinion!" Tom rudely said to Packie.

"Hey fuck you!" Packie cried out, and Dash had to hold him back.

"Look Tom.. Just give us the money.. And everyone will be happy" Dash said, calmly.

"What if we DON'T" Tom replied.

"Then we kill you and take the money anyway" Packie...
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