#10: INDIANA JONES - CYSTAL SKULL:
Despite what everyone says.. I actually really enjoyed this movie..
But than the ending comes..
Basically.. The gang The five enter a chamber containing the crystal skeletons of thirteen enthroned skeletal crystal beings, one missing its skull. Spalko arrives and presents the skull to this skeleton. It suddenly flies from her hands to the skeleton and rejoins, whereupon the aliens reanimate and telepathically offer a reward in ancient Mayan through Oxley. A portal to their dimension becomes activated, and Spalko demands knowledge equal to the aliens'. The thirteen beings fuse into one, and in the process of receiving the overwhelming knowledge, Spalko is disintegrated and sucked into the portal. Indy, Marion, Mutt, and Oxley--having regained his sanity--escape, while the Soviets are also drawn into the portal. Mac is caught in the pull while trying to scrounge some of the treasure, and even though Indy offers him his whip to pull him to safety, he replies with a wink of his eye, "Jonesy, I'm gonna be all right," lets go, and is pulled in. They escape and watch as the temple walls crumble, revealing a flying saucer rising from the debris, which vanishes into the "space between spaces," while the hollow in the valley floor left por its departure is flooded por the waters of the Amazon.
Okay... WHAT!?
#9: THE VILLAGE:
The twist at the end here is that “The Village” is not actually set in the 1800s. The inhabitants live in a wildlife preserve in modern times and that the government is bribed not to fly planes over the area so that the children who were born there will still believe in the group’s olde-tymie lifestyle and live as the “elders” want them to. It doesn’t hold up to logic and it’s kind of insulting..
#8: JUST ABOUT EVERY SAW MOVIE:
Saw is always a HAPPY ending.
Hero finally finds out the bad guy is. And than hero dies. And the entire purpose of his character dies along with him.
Don't try getting too invested in Saw characters..
#7: SCREAM 4:
It doesn't take itself too seriously this movie.
But the twist is dumb too me.
The hero's best friend. For no explained reason, was ghost face.. She killed all her friends, cause.. That's what friends do I guess..
#6: ROCKET TOO INSANITY:
bolo de copo may be a really dumb creepy massa, massas alimentícias when I think about it. But it's sequel is even mais dumb.
Basically Dash is always having a nightmare about Pinkie going all "cupcakes" on her.. Cause, you know.. Pinkie s OBVIOUSLY capable of harming a living creature.. She probably won't even swat a fly.. Anyway, Dash goes insane, kills Pinkie and.. Well.. That's pretty much it.. Is she arrested? Dose she loses it? Was it another dream? Who fucking knows!
#5: JEFF THE KILLER:
Why does Jeff go insane.. It's out of nowhere!
#4: SIGNS:
Everyone talked about it.
And so will I..
Apparently, the only thing that can kill the aliens is water. Yeah, it's like acid to them. One drop hurts them like crazy. Hm, probably should have thought that through before attacking a planet, MOSTLY COVERED IN WATER!!!
#3: TEXAS CHAINSAW 3D:
The protagonist was letherface's cousin.
And the REAL villains were not the cannibalist family that murdered all those people. But the townsfolk that killed Leatherface's family.. Even though the said family are fucking psychopaths, and murdered hundreds of innocent people..
#2: BLAIR WITCH PROJECT - BOOK OF SHADOWS:
After a jump cut, the audience sees that Jeff, Stephen, and Kim have been arrested. Each is interrogated separately, with the police showing each person footage of their crimes. Security camera footage shows Kim stabbing the cashier in the neck with the cashier's nail file. Surveillance camera footage shows a naked Jeff killing Erica, arranging her clothes, and putting her dead body in the closet. Jeff's video shows Stephen assaulting Tristen, accusing her of being a witch and pushing her over the banister (but not Tristen putting the rope around her own neck). All three, close to a nervous breakdown, protest they never did any of those things.
Apparently it had too do with the.. I don't know.. BLAIR WITCH!!
#1: SMILEY:
This movie sucks anyway.
But basically, including Proxy, Binder, and the babysitter murdered in the opening, created the Smiley myth as a large-scale prank..
Hahah- PEOPLE DIED!!
Despite what everyone says.. I actually really enjoyed this movie..
But than the ending comes..
Basically.. The gang The five enter a chamber containing the crystal skeletons of thirteen enthroned skeletal crystal beings, one missing its skull. Spalko arrives and presents the skull to this skeleton. It suddenly flies from her hands to the skeleton and rejoins, whereupon the aliens reanimate and telepathically offer a reward in ancient Mayan through Oxley. A portal to their dimension becomes activated, and Spalko demands knowledge equal to the aliens'. The thirteen beings fuse into one, and in the process of receiving the overwhelming knowledge, Spalko is disintegrated and sucked into the portal. Indy, Marion, Mutt, and Oxley--having regained his sanity--escape, while the Soviets are also drawn into the portal. Mac is caught in the pull while trying to scrounge some of the treasure, and even though Indy offers him his whip to pull him to safety, he replies with a wink of his eye, "Jonesy, I'm gonna be all right," lets go, and is pulled in. They escape and watch as the temple walls crumble, revealing a flying saucer rising from the debris, which vanishes into the "space between spaces," while the hollow in the valley floor left por its departure is flooded por the waters of the Amazon.
Okay... WHAT!?
#9: THE VILLAGE:
The twist at the end here is that “The Village” is not actually set in the 1800s. The inhabitants live in a wildlife preserve in modern times and that the government is bribed not to fly planes over the area so that the children who were born there will still believe in the group’s olde-tymie lifestyle and live as the “elders” want them to. It doesn’t hold up to logic and it’s kind of insulting..
#8: JUST ABOUT EVERY SAW MOVIE:
Saw is always a HAPPY ending.
Hero finally finds out the bad guy is. And than hero dies. And the entire purpose of his character dies along with him.
Don't try getting too invested in Saw characters..
#7: SCREAM 4:
It doesn't take itself too seriously this movie.
But the twist is dumb too me.
The hero's best friend. For no explained reason, was ghost face.. She killed all her friends, cause.. That's what friends do I guess..
#6: ROCKET TOO INSANITY:
bolo de copo may be a really dumb creepy massa, massas alimentícias when I think about it. But it's sequel is even mais dumb.
Basically Dash is always having a nightmare about Pinkie going all "cupcakes" on her.. Cause, you know.. Pinkie s OBVIOUSLY capable of harming a living creature.. She probably won't even swat a fly.. Anyway, Dash goes insane, kills Pinkie and.. Well.. That's pretty much it.. Is she arrested? Dose she loses it? Was it another dream? Who fucking knows!
#5: JEFF THE KILLER:
Why does Jeff go insane.. It's out of nowhere!
#4: SIGNS:
Everyone talked about it.
And so will I..
Apparently, the only thing that can kill the aliens is water. Yeah, it's like acid to them. One drop hurts them like crazy. Hm, probably should have thought that through before attacking a planet, MOSTLY COVERED IN WATER!!!
#3: TEXAS CHAINSAW 3D:
The protagonist was letherface's cousin.
And the REAL villains were not the cannibalist family that murdered all those people. But the townsfolk that killed Leatherface's family.. Even though the said family are fucking psychopaths, and murdered hundreds of innocent people..
#2: BLAIR WITCH PROJECT - BOOK OF SHADOWS:
After a jump cut, the audience sees that Jeff, Stephen, and Kim have been arrested. Each is interrogated separately, with the police showing each person footage of their crimes. Security camera footage shows Kim stabbing the cashier in the neck with the cashier's nail file. Surveillance camera footage shows a naked Jeff killing Erica, arranging her clothes, and putting her dead body in the closet. Jeff's video shows Stephen assaulting Tristen, accusing her of being a witch and pushing her over the banister (but not Tristen putting the rope around her own neck). All three, close to a nervous breakdown, protest they never did any of those things.
Apparently it had too do with the.. I don't know.. BLAIR WITCH!!
#1: SMILEY:
This movie sucks anyway.
But basically, including Proxy, Binder, and the babysitter murdered in the opening, created the Smiley myth as a large-scale prank..
Hahah- PEOPLE DIED!!
In celebration of finally beating Red Dead 2.. Here's best frases of new protagonst, Arthur Morgan..
#1:
Arthur: Damn Marston. That's smart.. You might the only guy I know, to be half eaten por wolves, and come back a smarter man..
#2:
Arthur: As long as we get paid or you get shot I'm happy.
#3:
Arthur: Maybe when your mother is finished mourning your father... I'll keep her in black, on your behalf.
#4:
Arthur: John made it. He's the only one. Rest of us... No.
#5:
Arthur: This whole thing is pretty much done. We're mais ghosts than people.
#6:
Tommy: Come on than pretty boy!
Arthur: Pretty boy? You're kidding me, Pretty Boy!?
#7:
Micah: Seems were the only ones crazy enough to be out here.
Arthur: Don't speak to me about 'crazy'.
#8:
Arthur: I gave you all I had....
#1:
Arthur: Damn Marston. That's smart.. You might the only guy I know, to be half eaten por wolves, and come back a smarter man..
#2:
Arthur: As long as we get paid or you get shot I'm happy.
#3:
Arthur: Maybe when your mother is finished mourning your father... I'll keep her in black, on your behalf.
#4:
Arthur: John made it. He's the only one. Rest of us... No.
#5:
Arthur: This whole thing is pretty much done. We're mais ghosts than people.
#6:
Tommy: Come on than pretty boy!
Arthur: Pretty boy? You're kidding me, Pretty Boy!?
#7:
Micah: Seems were the only ones crazy enough to be out here.
Arthur: Don't speak to me about 'crazy'.
#8:
Arthur: I gave you all I had....
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
A not so long time atrás in a world ruled por ponies
Theme song: link
HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE
Episode XI
Return To Ponyville
Discord has taken over the Prisoner Of War camp where I was sent, with arco iris, arco-íris Dash, Princess Celestia, and many other ponies.
However, the Nazi Forces were planning on making a o espaço station, called the Death Egg, and they needed mais money to finishbuilding this death defying o espaço station.
To make mais money, they ordered Discord to sell me, and the other...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Things were not going well for Equestria after the events of the anterior H.I.P story. A week after the war ended somepony assassinated the mayor of Ponyville. Then stallions started being sexist to mares. Even Doughnut Joe wouldn't let mares in his restaurant, but if they were to buy something Joe would just double the price for what they bought.
Two and a half years later things just got worse, a griffon appeared. It was someone named Gilda, and she seemed pissed, "I've had enough of these ponies. It's time to do something about them."...
