#1: NIGHTMARE ON ELMS rua REMAKE:
As far as "unneeded remakes" go.
This is actually pretty enjoyable.
Earl Haley tried SO hard to be the seguinte Robert England.
And, you know what.
Earl dose a GREAT job.
Dospite what everyone says. Earl Hickey really understand the "heart" of Freddy Krueger (before he became a wise cracking, spoof of himself).
Freddy was originally a very "mysterious" character.
And Earl brought this back.
Originally. You never understand "why" this guy is appearing in your dreams.
* Why he's chasing you.
* Or even who he is.
That's the fear.
That, and the fact Freddy is sadistic. So you know he's gone amor every MOMENT of your suffering (that's what I feel still made him "creepy" in the sequels).
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#2: ROB ZOMBIE'S: HALLOWEEN:
Who ever played Michael Myers..
I have to admit.
He scared the SHIT out of me.. Particularity in the prison escape scene, when Myers smashed that cop's face into the wall..
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#3: PURGE:
I probably don't need to explain por this point
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#4: SAW MOVIES:
These are the type of films you have to see yourself, to understand what kind of films they REALLY are. Not what people CLAIM they are.
They are actually very smart films.
Not just the torture porn people think they are..
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#5: THE GRINCH MOVIE:
Jim Carrey is hilarious here.
Ignore Nostaglia Critic's whining of it.
This is the same guy that ripped on Signs
Doug, I amor you man.
But you when your wrong. Your VERY wrong..
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#6: NUMBER 23:
Jim Carrey CAN be serious in a film.
And he's GOOD at it..
Really good actually. He didn't diserve that raspberry,
Damn you hollywood!
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#7: GROWN UPS:
It's not actually THAT bad.
And I really like those actors.
(yes, even Adam Stander sometimes).
But seriously Adam. What happened to you!!?
Your mean use to MEAN something, back in the days of Happy Gilmour..
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#8:MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN THE WILD WEST:
Hey.. It's Seth Macfarlane. This guy can do ANYTHING..
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#9: HAUNTED MANISON:
Sorry Nostaglia Critic.. I like this movie.
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#10: HORRIBLE BOSSES 2:
Hey.. I laughed.. Even if it was just me, doing so :)
As far as "unneeded remakes" go.
This is actually pretty enjoyable.
Earl Haley tried SO hard to be the seguinte Robert England.
And, you know what.
Earl dose a GREAT job.
Dospite what everyone says. Earl Hickey really understand the "heart" of Freddy Krueger (before he became a wise cracking, spoof of himself).
Freddy was originally a very "mysterious" character.
And Earl brought this back.
Originally. You never understand "why" this guy is appearing in your dreams.
* Why he's chasing you.
* Or even who he is.
That's the fear.
That, and the fact Freddy is sadistic. So you know he's gone amor every MOMENT of your suffering (that's what I feel still made him "creepy" in the sequels).
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#2: ROB ZOMBIE'S: HALLOWEEN:
Who ever played Michael Myers..
I have to admit.
He scared the SHIT out of me.. Particularity in the prison escape scene, when Myers smashed that cop's face into the wall..
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#3: PURGE:
I probably don't need to explain por this point
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#4: SAW MOVIES:
These are the type of films you have to see yourself, to understand what kind of films they REALLY are. Not what people CLAIM they are.
They are actually very smart films.
Not just the torture porn people think they are..
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#5: THE GRINCH MOVIE:
Jim Carrey is hilarious here.
Ignore Nostaglia Critic's whining of it.
This is the same guy that ripped on Signs
Doug, I amor you man.
But you when your wrong. Your VERY wrong..
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#6: NUMBER 23:
Jim Carrey CAN be serious in a film.
And he's GOOD at it..
Really good actually. He didn't diserve that raspberry,
Damn you hollywood!
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#7: GROWN UPS:
It's not actually THAT bad.
And I really like those actors.
(yes, even Adam Stander sometimes).
But seriously Adam. What happened to you!!?
Your mean use to MEAN something, back in the days of Happy Gilmour..
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#8:MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN THE WILD WEST:
Hey.. It's Seth Macfarlane. This guy can do ANYTHING..
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#9: HAUNTED MANISON:
Sorry Nostaglia Critic.. I like this movie.
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#10: HORRIBLE BOSSES 2:
Hey.. I laughed.. Even if it was just me, doing so :)
My geekness for Freddy Krueger
My unhealthy obsession with online composição literária
The fact I’m Canadian
My pride in being Irish
The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it
The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta fã fiction of mine
I hate Death metal, but yet I amor Korn
I have almost EVERY eminem album
I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler
I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).
I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes
I DON’T play hockey
I have NO friends these days, I have no life outside this site
i have ADHD
I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit
I think I’m funny
I’m think I’m cool
The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
My unhealthy obsession with online composição literária
The fact I’m Canadian
My pride in being Irish
The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it
The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta fã fiction of mine
I hate Death metal, but yet I amor Korn
I have almost EVERY eminem album
I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler
I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).
I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes
I DON’T play hockey
I have NO friends these days, I have no life outside this site
i have ADHD
I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit
I think I’m funny
I’m think I’m cool
The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
#5: JIMMY PALOLINO (or whatever it is):
I know. I know.
He's a dick, who killed Kate.
But in his defence.
Least he had a REASON to be angry.
With the death of Dimitri, he had nothing left, Niko mais or less betrayed him.
And besides, he has a cool voice actor..
#2; LAZLO JONES:
A foul mouthed, perverted, arrogant, dick.
But that's "average" for GTA.
And I don't know.
He's kinda funny..
#3: playboy X:
I still prefer Dwayne over Playboy.
But I wish NEITHER had to die.
I hate betraying ANYONE..
#4: U.L. PAPER CONTACT:
(AKA, Michael's boss).
I know. I know.
He's a dick, who killed Kate.
But in his defence.
Least he had a REASON to be angry.
With the death of Dimitri, he had nothing left, Niko mais or less betrayed him.
And besides, he has a cool voice actor..
#2; LAZLO JONES:
A foul mouthed, perverted, arrogant, dick.
But that's "average" for GTA.
And I don't know.
He's kinda funny..
#3: playboy X:
I still prefer Dwayne over Playboy.
But I wish NEITHER had to die.
I hate betraying ANYONE..
#4: U.L. PAPER CONTACT:
(AKA, Michael's boss).
Yes.. Fucking Serbian film! This is how badly I want to entertain my viewers I was willing to watch FUCKING SERBIAN FILM..
I would use the wiki plot. But people are catching onto that.. So lets just the actual review stuff..
Everyone warned me away.. Windwaker, Matthew Santoro, and.. Felt like I was gonna have three, but guess not.
So.. A struggling porn estrela who agrees to participate in an "art film", only to discover that he has been drafted into a snuff film with pedophilic and necrophilic themes.
Yep, we're back to corpse fucking.. Oh, throw in child fucking, make it extra fun..
I'm not even gonna go into details.. My mind has literary blocked out everything about this fucking movie "if you can call it that"..
NO! JUST FUCKING NO!!
I would use the wiki plot. But people are catching onto that.. So lets just the actual review stuff..
Everyone warned me away.. Windwaker, Matthew Santoro, and.. Felt like I was gonna have three, but guess not.
So.. A struggling porn estrela who agrees to participate in an "art film", only to discover that he has been drafted into a snuff film with pedophilic and necrophilic themes.
Yep, we're back to corpse fucking.. Oh, throw in child fucking, make it extra fun..
I'm not even gonna go into details.. My mind has literary blocked out everything about this fucking movie "if you can call it that"..
NO! JUST FUCKING NO!!
I thought I had more... But it's been so damn long..
#1: SLAPPY:
Funny that I was never scared of Slappy back in the day. Looking baxk. He's so perfect a villain., Episcally the episode where he's trying to make everyone think the girl has gone crazy, so nobody believes her. Why? As RL stines "Slappy is the dummy who ironically ain't no dummy". Maniplative, sadistic, and controlling.. Slappy may not look muxh, but he kind of a evil genius.. But he is also so fun to watch. He always a dark verison of comic relief. Even though most of it may not be that funny, but what do you expect from...
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#1: SLAPPY:
Funny that I was never scared of Slappy back in the day. Looking baxk. He's so perfect a villain., Episcally the episode where he's trying to make everyone think the girl has gone crazy, so nobody believes her. Why? As RL stines "Slappy is the dummy who ironically ain't no dummy". Maniplative, sadistic, and controlling.. Slappy may not look muxh, but he kind of a evil genius.. But he is also so fun to watch. He always a dark verison of comic relief. Even though most of it may not be that funny, but what do you expect from...
The título said it?
So if you haven't seen the new episode.. Stop now, final warning..
Anyway.. Before I start.. Let me say. Having finally seen season 6.. It was awesome.. Walking dead always has awesome battles, it's why I like it (well why I ORIGINALLY liked it) but it usually takes forever too get too them.
Season 6 is amazing.. Battle after battle after battle.. And GOOD battle scenes. Intense ones.
Anyway.. Now for the perguntas you been waiting for..
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WHAT DID I THINK OF SIMON?
I said before, how excited I was too see...
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So if you haven't seen the new episode.. Stop now, final warning..
Anyway.. Before I start.. Let me say. Having finally seen season 6.. It was awesome.. Walking dead always has awesome battles, it's why I like it (well why I ORIGINALLY liked it) but it usually takes forever too get too them.
Season 6 is amazing.. Battle after battle after battle.. And GOOD battle scenes. Intense ones.
Anyway.. Now for the perguntas you been waiting for..
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WHAT DID I THINK OF SIMON?
I said before, how excited I was too see...
The lunatic is on the grass.
The lunatic is on the grass.
Remembering games and margarida chains and laughs.
Got to keep the loonies on the path.
The lunatic is in the hall.
The lunatics are in my hall.
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every dia the paper boy brings more.
And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the colina
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.
The lunatic is in my head.
(evil laugh)
The lunatic is in my head
You raise the blade, you make the change
You re-arrange me 'til I'm sane.
You lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.
I can't think of anything to say except...
(Laughter)
I think it's marvelous!
Hahaha!
The lunatic is on the grass.
Remembering games and margarida chains and laughs.
Got to keep the loonies on the path.
The lunatic is in the hall.
The lunatics are in my hall.
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every dia the paper boy brings more.
And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the colina
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.
The lunatic is in my head.
(evil laugh)
The lunatic is in my head
You raise the blade, you make the change
You re-arrange me 'til I'm sane.
You lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.
I can't think of anything to say except...
(Laughter)
I think it's marvelous!
Hahaha!
#1: SMOSH DISERVES A segundo CHANCE:
Everyone dose terrible their first movie.
Jimmy Tatro was in Grown Ups 2 (awful movie). But he got his segundo chance in 22 jump Street. And was an actual “character”. Not just somebody filling the background.
Smosh is actually very talented. And I don’t actually blame them for being bad in that movie. It’s not THEM who were bad. It’s the MOVIE that was bad.
Maybe being voice actors would actually work better for them.
I never actually SEEN the smosh movie.
But from what I hear. Anthony wasn’t really comfortable on the big screen.
I actually wish Smosh the best.. Not joking.
#2: IT HAS JASON SUDEIKIS:
This dude is awesome.
If he brings his "A-Game".
The movie might be "watchable"..
#3: IT HAS KEEGAN MICHAEL KEY:
(Same as number 2's description)..
#4: I ACTUALLY LIKE THE GAME:
It's kinda fun..
#5: IT ACTUALLY HAS FAIRLY GOOD REVIEWS:
A high of 63% on Rotten Tomatoes..
Everyone dose terrible their first movie.
Jimmy Tatro was in Grown Ups 2 (awful movie). But he got his segundo chance in 22 jump Street. And was an actual “character”. Not just somebody filling the background.
Smosh is actually very talented. And I don’t actually blame them for being bad in that movie. It’s not THEM who were bad. It’s the MOVIE that was bad.
Maybe being voice actors would actually work better for them.
I never actually SEEN the smosh movie.
But from what I hear. Anthony wasn’t really comfortable on the big screen.
I actually wish Smosh the best.. Not joking.
#2: IT HAS JASON SUDEIKIS:
This dude is awesome.
If he brings his "A-Game".
The movie might be "watchable"..
#3: IT HAS KEEGAN MICHAEL KEY:
(Same as number 2's description)..
#4: I ACTUALLY LIKE THE GAME:
It's kinda fun..
#5: IT ACTUALLY HAS FAIRLY GOOD REVIEWS:
A high of 63% on Rotten Tomatoes..
Anyone have that game where you amor it.
But most other people hate it.
It's nothing against the game itself.
They just find it boring. You can't go on aleatório rua rampages.
But I actually amor this game.
There's a very low amount of gun fights, cause this isn't really the main focus of the game.
But I actually find this better.
You get less tired of them, cause you never know when the seguinte one will be. It's unpredictable.
Plus, I watch the show LAW AND ORDER SUV. And my grandpa use to be cop.
So guess that also gives me a reason for liking this kinda thing.
Once in a while, it's nice being a GOOD GUY, like Cole Phelps.
A arrogant WWll veteran, who realized his arrogance and is trying make himself a better person por protecting the streets of Los Vegas from homicidal murderers, pedophiles, drug addicts, and necrophilists..
But most other people hate it.
It's nothing against the game itself.
They just find it boring. You can't go on aleatório rua rampages.
But I actually amor this game.
There's a very low amount of gun fights, cause this isn't really the main focus of the game.
But I actually find this better.
You get less tired of them, cause you never know when the seguinte one will be. It's unpredictable.
Plus, I watch the show LAW AND ORDER SUV. And my grandpa use to be cop.
So guess that also gives me a reason for liking this kinda thing.
Once in a while, it's nice being a GOOD GUY, like Cole Phelps.
A arrogant WWll veteran, who realized his arrogance and is trying make himself a better person por protecting the streets of Los Vegas from homicidal murderers, pedophiles, drug addicts, and necrophilists..
