#1: DON’T GO TO SLEEP:
Hate how your life is?, yeah, well, DEAL WITH IT!
Other wise, your be taken to court por the Reality Police and put on trial simply because you said your reality sucked..
#2: MY HAIRY ADVENTURE:
If your turned into a dog por a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget you ever existed..
#3: WEREWOLF OF FEVER SWAMP:
Your parents cannot be trusted. They are fools at best, and werewolf-enablers at worst. Just looking for any excuse to take your beloved dog to the pound. Also, your best friend is not really your friend, and has a terrible secret. Also, you are almost definitely going to get turned into a werewolf some time soon. There’s really no getting around this last one. Sorry!
#4: I AM YOUR EVIL CLONE:
Do not trust science. Science just wants to clone you to get at your sweet, tender innard-meats..
#5: GIRL WHO CRIED MONSTER:
Don’t trust your parents..
#6: GHOST BEACH:
Don’t trust ANYONE.
#7: HORRORLAND:
The “friendly” monsters, kills an innocent family just “cause”..
#8: THE NEW GIRL: (fear street, cause I’m low on options here).
Don’t ever trust anyone who seems like decent relationship material, because they probably murdered their sister or their mom or the guy who works at the Au Bon Pain at the mall. They probably literally just got finished murdering someone on the way to your date. Just trust me—if you ever go out with someone new, and they’re really nice, and it seems to be going well, and the two of you are really getting along, that person is a murderer and you need to get out of there NOW.
#9: THE PEFECT DATE: (fear street):
Never trust people who claim to attend a “private school across town.” There are no actual private schools in existence; they are just a made-up concept used por murderers to cover up their evil schemes..
#10: ALL THE CAMP RELATED EPISIODES:
Do NOT, under any circumstance, go to fucking camp!
And, I don’t know, maybe try to find some better parents? Ha ha ha, just kidding, there are no better parents. You’re stuck in this nightmare for the rest of your life!!
Hate how your life is?, yeah, well, DEAL WITH IT!
Other wise, your be taken to court por the Reality Police and put on trial simply because you said your reality sucked..
#2: MY HAIRY ADVENTURE:
If your turned into a dog por a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget you ever existed..
#3: WEREWOLF OF FEVER SWAMP:
Your parents cannot be trusted. They are fools at best, and werewolf-enablers at worst. Just looking for any excuse to take your beloved dog to the pound. Also, your best friend is not really your friend, and has a terrible secret. Also, you are almost definitely going to get turned into a werewolf some time soon. There’s really no getting around this last one. Sorry!
#4: I AM YOUR EVIL CLONE:
Do not trust science. Science just wants to clone you to get at your sweet, tender innard-meats..
#5: GIRL WHO CRIED MONSTER:
Don’t trust your parents..
#6: GHOST BEACH:
Don’t trust ANYONE.
#7: HORRORLAND:
The “friendly” monsters, kills an innocent family just “cause”..
#8: THE NEW GIRL: (fear street, cause I’m low on options here).
Don’t ever trust anyone who seems like decent relationship material, because they probably murdered their sister or their mom or the guy who works at the Au Bon Pain at the mall. They probably literally just got finished murdering someone on the way to your date. Just trust me—if you ever go out with someone new, and they’re really nice, and it seems to be going well, and the two of you are really getting along, that person is a murderer and you need to get out of there NOW.
#9: THE PEFECT DATE: (fear street):
Never trust people who claim to attend a “private school across town.” There are no actual private schools in existence; they are just a made-up concept used por murderers to cover up their evil schemes..
#10: ALL THE CAMP RELATED EPISIODES:
Do NOT, under any circumstance, go to fucking camp!
And, I don’t know, maybe try to find some better parents? Ha ha ha, just kidding, there are no better parents. You’re stuck in this nightmare for the rest of your life!!
#1: KORN:
When you think about, it, a name like Korn dosen't really make you think of flores and sunshine xD.
And the songs prove this.
I amor them (obviously). But these songs are cantar about murder, possible necrophilia, sex addictions, rape, lying, just about EVERY bad thing there is..
#2: DISTURBED:
The name probably says it all xD.
#3: EMINEM:
If these songs really ARE of his life, it certainly makes us realize, OUR problems (chores, going to work in the morning), aren't SHIT!
#4: rosa, -de-rosa FLOYD:
These songs are a lot darker then people might think..
#5: SLIPKNOT:
With a album called "all hope is lost" how much happiness would one be expecting!?
When you think about, it, a name like Korn dosen't really make you think of flores and sunshine xD.
And the songs prove this.
I amor them (obviously). But these songs are cantar about murder, possible necrophilia, sex addictions, rape, lying, just about EVERY bad thing there is..
#2: DISTURBED:
The name probably says it all xD.
#3: EMINEM:
If these songs really ARE of his life, it certainly makes us realize, OUR problems (chores, going to work in the morning), aren't SHIT!
#4: rosa, -de-rosa FLOYD:
These songs are a lot darker then people might think..
#5: SLIPKNOT:
With a album called "all hope is lost" how much happiness would one be expecting!?
#1: FREDDY KRUEGER SAVES MR MACKEY:
Freddy rescues Mackey from molestation, while having the excuse to use one of his cheesy one liners. The irony of this is that is that the REAL Freddy Krueger murdered child with pleasure, and was a pedophile in the remake..
#2: KORN:
Korn becomes, well... Corn.
#3: KEEPING KENNY ALIVE:
The one time they chose to do so, is when he is better OFF dead. He's brain dead, and needed in heaven to stop an over the topo, início war against Satan..
#4: CARTMAN:
In the Family Guy episode Cartman tells Kyle
"That's a cartoon! Millions of people watch it! How would you feel, Kyle, if there was a cartoon on televisão that made fun of Jews all the time?! Huh?!"
Freddy rescues Mackey from molestation, while having the excuse to use one of his cheesy one liners. The irony of this is that is that the REAL Freddy Krueger murdered child with pleasure, and was a pedophile in the remake..
#2: KORN:
Korn becomes, well... Corn.
#3: KEEPING KENNY ALIVE:
The one time they chose to do so, is when he is better OFF dead. He's brain dead, and needed in heaven to stop an over the topo, início war against Satan..
#4: CARTMAN:
In the Family Guy episode Cartman tells Kyle
"That's a cartoon! Millions of people watch it! How would you feel, Kyle, if there was a cartoon on televisão that made fun of Jews all the time?! Huh?!"
I never seen ALL Full Metal Jacket. But I seen most of Hartman's scenes..
I am always unsure how to feel about this character.
Sure his foul mouthed, slightly racist, rage filled, rude attitude, might be pushing the limits a bit.
But for the most part, Drill sergeants are SUPPOSE to be yelling at you, and scaring you.
The point of this, is their suppose to knock the innocence out of you.
War is no place for innocence.
It's a place of murder, and little else.
Why you think so many Veterans go crazy without the proper help.
In some ways, Happy árvore friends isn't THAT far from the truth.
People are so use to killing with out remorse.
That they still have the "beast" inside.
But anyway..
I am always mad Hartman dies.
He didn't deserve it.
He was just doing his job (for the MOST part)..
I am always unsure how to feel about this character.
Sure his foul mouthed, slightly racist, rage filled, rude attitude, might be pushing the limits a bit.
But for the most part, Drill sergeants are SUPPOSE to be yelling at you, and scaring you.
The point of this, is their suppose to knock the innocence out of you.
War is no place for innocence.
It's a place of murder, and little else.
Why you think so many Veterans go crazy without the proper help.
In some ways, Happy árvore friends isn't THAT far from the truth.
People are so use to killing with out remorse.
That they still have the "beast" inside.
But anyway..
I am always mad Hartman dies.
He didn't deserve it.
He was just doing his job (for the MOST part)..
