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Ooh, you cannot reach me now!

Ooh, no matter how you try!

Goodbye, cruel world, it's over!

Walk on by~!

Sitting in a bunker.
Here behind my wall!
Waiting for the worms to come. (warms to come!)

In perfect isolation.
Here behind my wall!
Waiting for the worms to come. (warms to come!)

(MICROPHONE!)
We're waiting to succeed and going to convene
Outside Brixton Town hall where we're going to be
(Waiting!)
to cut out the deadwood!
(Waiting!)
to clean up the city!
(Waiting!)
To follow the worms!
(Waiting!)
To put on a black shirt
(Waiting!)
To weed out the weaklings
(Waiting!)
To smash in their windows and kick in their doors!
(Waiting!)
For the final solution to strengthen the strain!
(Waiting!)
To follow the worms!
(Waiting!)
To turn on the showers and fogo the ovens
(Waiting!)
For the queers, and the coons,
And the Reds, and the Jews!
(Waiting!)
To follow the worms!

Would you like to see Britannia?
Rule, again!
my friend!?
All you have to do is follow the worms!

Would you like to send our colored cousins?
Home, again!
My friend!?
ALL YOU NEED TO DO, IS FOLLOW THE WARMS!!


(MICROPHONE!)
The worms will convene outside Brixton Bus Station
We'll be moving along at about 12 o'clock down Stockwell Road
[Incomprehensible] Abbot's road [Incomprehensible]
To three we'll be moving along Lambeth Road towards Vauxhall bridge
Now when we get to the other side of Vauxhall Bridge
We're in Westminster area
It's quite possible we may encounter some Jew boys por the way we go
[continues talking, but it's unable to properly hear].

HAMMER! HAMMER! (keep repeating)

Stop!
1: They both have red hair. (at least in the tv verison of Slappy)

2: There both unfrightening, and coud be easier defeated in real life.

3: There both the souls of a evil person. And always dies but is never TRUELLY defeated. There souls live on.

4: There both smartass's. But Slappy is better in this way. It's part of his evil plan. As when Chucky only dose it cause he's overly confident in himself.

5: Neither are to ever be trusted. Slappy is a sneaky trickster. And Chucky.. Well.. Chucky is just NUTS!

6: there both some sort of doll. Though Slappy likes being one, as when Chucky hates it.

7:...
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posted by Canada24



Episode 1;

Roman: (meets Niko at the barco stop).

Niko: (stressed) What took you so long!

Roman: Sorry.. I was at a party.. But anyway.. (singing) Welcome, home, Cousin. You know that, I missed ye-

Niko: [Off-Screen] NO! [On-Screen] NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU SING!

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Roman is driving them too the apartment, though he's driving very slowly, much to Niko's anger.

Roman: Do you think Mallorie's mad at me?

Niko: Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and you won't go around it? (sarcastically) No, I'm sure she finds it charming.

Roman: No,...
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Saten: Jail? Your in jail!?"

Glaze: (from speaker phone) Yeah.. Someone told the cops about my drug deals.

AlexMane: Ohh, that was you?

"Saten: ... I'll call you back" (hangs up, glaring at AlexMane).

AlexMane: Look.. I know this seems bad, but I needed the money.. And the cops aren't here aren't exactly the most honest, unlike Ditto and the ones in Canterlot, but at least they pay upfront down here.

Saten: So you rato out my best friend!?

AlexMane: Well.. Yeah.. Guess I did.

Saten: But.. With Derpy dead, Trixie away, and no connection to ponyville.. Glaze was all I had.

AlexMane: Yeah.. Sorry about...
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Play this song when leitura it: link

Phone guy: So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh ... Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the dia too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?.. But anyway.. Freddy WILL kill you on sight.. But if you survive the night.. Let's have a cerveja to celebrate..*hangs up*

Player: WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!.. Can't...
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I'm decided to start reviewing this show as well..
I only ever seen the first episode, even than, only bits and pieces of it..
But it looks funny so far. And I amor Aaron Paul. So, there's that..

And the guy playing BoJack, seems really funny..

I only watched the first episode.. But it's really good so far.. Amazing voice work, even when there not being funny, the voices somehow make it SEEM funny..

I know I heard the penguin's voice somewhere.. Forget where.. Maybe Seth MacFarlene's Ted.

There's about 37 episodes.. I think I might be able to handle this...

Monster every monday.. BoJack every Saterday..

Besides, BoJack inspired my newest MLP story..
"Misadventures of Saten Twist and AlexMane"..

So, two birds I guess..

LINK: link
#1: NIGHTMARE ON ELMS rua REMAKE:
As far as "unneeded remakes" go.
This is actually pretty enjoyable.

Earl Haley tried SO hard to be the seguinte Robert England.
And, you know what.
Earl dose a GREAT job.

Dospite what everyone says. Earl Hickey really understand the "heart" of Freddy Krueger (before he became a wise cracking, spoof of himself).

Freddy was originally a very "mysterious" character.
And Earl brought this back.

Originally. You never understand "why" this guy is appearing in your dreams.
* Why he's chasing you.
* Or even who he is.
That's the fear.

That, and the fact Freddy is sadistic....
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#1: THE POKEMON STORY:
WE WERE WARNED. For months Rob told us there was a spirit-shattering tale of Pokemon-y wrongness out there, and we laughed at him. He said it was the worst fã fiction he’d seen, and we waved him off. We taunted him, begged him to fucking show it. We were so innocent then. How could we know? How could we possibly prepare ourselves for the depths this story would go to?

The Pokemon story went to lengths as bad as Lara Croft and Squick, but it did it in the lovingly cutesy world of Pokemon. This, frankly, was bad enough to put it at the topo, início of the list. The things that...
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BEST OF ANDERSON:

Anderson: Please support the official release, you protestant fuckbucket.

Alucard: Well. Now that's over with. Let's go back to my place and eat my favorito cereal- (gets decapitacated)
Anderson: Now that that's over with, let's go to my place and eat my favorito cereal- (Sara's gone) AHH SON OF A PROSITION WHORE!
Anderson: Well. You know what time it is.. (Rape time)

Anderson: So what can I do for you, Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan... ah-who is also Italian?

Intergra: You do realise. This is a great violation of our agreement.
Anderson: Oh. And...
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 Archer
Archer
Fordham unwaveringly supports Ross in his dishonorable methods. However, unlike Ross, Fordham appears to develop a respect of sorts for Marston during the last few missions he is in.

And during the game's final mission, "The Last Enemy That Shall Be Destroyed". Archor did not take part in Marston's murder.. So it's possible Fordham might not of been comfortable with killing John Marston, considering John did what they needed him to do.

That's all I got to say. I thought I'd have more.. But no.

What are your thoughts?






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#1:
Steve Jobs (Ian): So buy the iPhone 5... OR I'LL #$%^ YOUR #$%@ AND @#$%$ YOUR @#$%!.. (smiles)

#2:
Ian: (evilly) Here you go Mom! (giggles evilly)
[Ian's Mom eats the donut and starts choking]
Ian: Die mom! (laughs)
Ian's Mom: (coughs) Just a sprinkle.
Ian: (visibly upset) But you're supposed to DIE!
[Ian starts crying]
Ian's Mom: Oh, honey, honey, you can try to kill me again later.

#3:
Anthony: So I woke up super-glued to the toilet seat. And the toilet was filled with poop. I mean FILLED, like 10 people just decided not to flush. I started gagging so I flushed the toilet... and then it started...
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1: THE SEA BEAR:
A Sea urso is a large piranha-like peixe with claw-tipped fins and the head of a grizzly bear. Squidward did not believe in the sea bear's existence until he was attacked por one in The Camping Episode where it is featured as the main antagonist.
The sea urso is quite disturbing for a kids show.
It is an exceptionally violent animal, the sea urso took an immediate dislike to Squidward and attacked him repeteadly throughout the episode.
The sea urso then violently mauls him and repeats this five times after for differing reasons: running, limping, crawling, simple dislike for the...
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La Noire is such a great game. And I am not usually a fã of murder mystery, unless it's the occasional Law and Order episode.
Anyway.
Am I the only one who found this one of the games greatest villains?

I mean, First off he is a villain from the past. Everyone presumed he was gone. But he secretly murders every single victim of the homicide cases, and, after researching who he killed, then frames people who have much motives for wanting the victim dead, and made it seem like it was THEM..

However, Cole is the only one seeing a pattern with the messages on the, most times, striped naked victim....
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I only played 4 and 5.. So please bare with that ....

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#1: PACKIE MCCREARY:


Here he is, the whole reason I started composição literária GTA stories in the first place. I just wanted to write something about Packie. But what I ended up creating instead is a still ongoing series with a huge cast of characters, and many different crossovers.. Packie almost always remains a important character. And his friendship with Dash Lucia, which also kick started the series, still remains as strong as ever.. Both of them still remain labeled...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris, arco-íris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin at Applebloom's school. Cheerilee was about to teach everyone something that they probably already knew.

Cheerilee: Alright everypornstar. Today we're going to talk about the things on our legs that force us to have a talent. I'm talking about sexy marks.
Fillies: Oooh.
Diamond Tiara: *Bored* BORED, BORED, BORED,...
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The series is set in GTA5, but Seras is a Hellsing crossover character who became my favorito because of it..

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#1:
"I have to ask… So do you vampiros really drink blood?" Carly asked, wearing a George Thorogood & The Destroyers T-Shirt. It gives Carly an idea on what to give Seras for her birthday seguinte month, it's obvious who Seras's favorito band is. And she saw plenty of V.H. T-Shirts when she went shopping last week.

"Twice a mês it's needed for us to keep full strength, personally, I steal from the blood bank. It feels...
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#1: DIMITRI RASCALOV:
Sure one of the greatest feelings is finally putting a bullet in him.. But nobody can disagree he's not of the greatest GTA villains..


#2: BILLY GREY:
There's always been a certain entertainment about Billy. He's actually kinda funny, even at his most dispicable..


#3: EDGAR ROSS:
Least until the ending, where he kills you..


#4: ROY EARLE:
He is a sexist, racist Jerkass sleaze of a cop who would gladly sell his partner out and benefit from his misery. But like Billy, there's such a entertainment about him. Espically since he also the most sarcastic character in the game..


#5: BOWSER:
Who doesn't amor Bowser..
#1: RAYES:
The whole thing with Arabraham Rayes is sad when you think about it.. Mexico was overruled por the sadistic pedophile, Agustin Allente of the mexican army.. It's not hard to see why everyone wants him dead. And after killing De Santa, and that one eyed guy.. You finally put a bullet in him and Bill Williamson. And Mexico belongs to Abraham Rayes.. But Rayes quickly proves thoughout the events of the story not to be the heroic man that the rebels, and espically Luisa, believe him yo be. She thinks he loves her. But John awkwardly finds him having sex with some woman, not even any memory...
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Walking Dead is past it's prime por this point.. It started out good.. Than got "okay".. Than awesome.. Now "meh"

Breaking bad however.. Started out cool. Than Meh.. Than, azevinho, holly SHIT THIS INTENSE!!

Here are my favorito moments.. And the most disturbing, moments..

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#10: TUCO IN GENERAL:
When we first meet him, he's actually fairly quiet which makes him seem like a character who's all business. But when Jessie asks for his payment, Tuco at first calmly goes along with it, putting money in the bag, but when Jessie reaches for it. Tuco...
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Man.. This movie left me with very mixed feelings.

At first.. I thought this was stupid.. That people go so far that they murder real people to appease fictional characters..

This is why I hate CreepyPasta.com in most senses..

But than they say that something was mentally wrong with the girls.. Doesn't make it better.. But they really did believe Slenderman was real, and was gonna take their souls to hell, or somethin unless they kill that person.. Though all this does is make me sad and hope they go to a mental hospital, not a jail cell. It doesn't make me believe in Slenderman.. Nothing probably...
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1:
Out of all of the Stranger missions, the happiest one has you reunite a zoophile with his favorito horse. Almost all of them are grim and depressing, and when you do the "right" thing, you often end up making people's lives worse. You give Jenny some medicine but she doesn't go with you to town, is left wondering around forever. The guy who you helped make his flying mechine only ends up dying. And Sam slowly loses his mind in his journey to California.


#2:
Birth of the Conservation Movement. You've just killed all but one of the peaceful Sasquatch, and the last one is distraught and begging...
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