Canada24's club.. Article: topo, início ten Three Days Grace songs

posted by Canada24

Three Days Grace is a small band that formed near my início town.. So you can understand why I like them..

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#1: ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME:
This song is amazing, it is the first I have heard of this bend and I amor it, awesome lyrics, music. it is really one of the best I know..

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#2: I AM MACHINE:
A good head banger is enough to excuse the fact it's NOT the original singer anymore..

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#3: RIOT:
I amor it. I listen to it when I'm pissed off or in a bad mood, and it helps me a lot! I can listen to it even when I am happy. The música is just perfect! When I listen to it, I really want to make a riot! 8)

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#4: HOME:
I amor this song. Simple as that..

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#5: PAIN:
This song is just so incredible! It's so emotional! This song is easy for me to relate to, and many others who feel pain is better than nothing at all..

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#6: BREAK:
A louder version of Pain. But in good ways..

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#7: amargo, amarga TASTE:
Great head banger..

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#8: BURN:
An old classic from TDG's first album..

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#9: FALLEN ANGEL:
Adam may not be the singer no more, but the new guy dose alright..

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#10: BULLY:
I can't believe this is so far down, This song is so under rated. The vocals and the no geral, global quality of the song is amazing. The lyrics have so much meaning..

Dreamtime likes this

Dreamtime #1 10/10 ~~~~ #6.......a type of song which i wish i had speakers xD #10 yeah....i agree with you~badass song..

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Bojack Horsemen reviews (part 1)

posted by Canada24

I'm decided to start reviewing this show as well..
I only ever seen the first episode, even than, only bits and pieces of it..
But it looks funny so far. And I amor Aaron Paul. So, there's that..

And the guy playing BoJack, seems really funny..

I only watched the first episode.. But it's really good so far.. Amazing voice work, even when there not being funny, the voices somehow make it SEEM funny..

I know I heard the penguin's voice somewhere.. Forget where.. Maybe Seth MacFarlene's Ted.

There's about 37 episodes.. I think I might be able to handle this...

Monster every monday.. BoJack every Saterday..

Besides, BoJack inspired my newest MLP story..
"Misadventures of Saten Twist and AlexMane"..

So, two birds I guess..

LINK: link

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topo, início 10 filmes I LIKE, BUT OTHERS HATE:

posted by Canada24

#1: NIGHTMARE ON ELMS rua REMAKE:
As far as "unneeded remakes" go.
This is actually pretty enjoyable.

Earl Haley tried SO hard to be the seguinte Robert England.
And, you know what.
Earl dose a GREAT job.

Dospite what everyone says. Earl Hickey really understand the "heart" of Freddy Krueger (before he became a wise cracking, spoof of himself).

Freddy was originally a very "mysterious" character.
And Earl brought this back.

Originally. You never understand "why" this guy is appearing in your dreams.
* Why he's chasing you.
* Or even who he is.
That's the fear.

That, and the fact Freddy is sadistic....

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topo, início ten most disturbing fanfictions I've ever read,.

posted by Canada24

#1: THE POKEMON STORY:
WE WERE WARNED. For months Rob told us there was a spirit-shattering tale of Pokemon-y wrongness out there, and we laughed at him. He said it was the worst fã fiction he’d seen, and we waved him off. We taunted him, begged him to fucking show it. We were so innocent then. How could we know? How could we possibly prepare ourselves for the depths this story would go to?

The Pokemon story went to lengths as bad as Lara Croft and Squick, but it did it in the lovingly cutesy world of Pokemon. This, frankly, was bad enough to put it at the topo, início of the list. The things that...

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Hellsing abridged frases (taken from the real scripts)

posted by Canada24

BEST OF ANDERSON:

Anderson: Please support the official release, you protestant fuckbucket.

Alucard: Well. Now that's over with. Let's go back to my place and eat my favorito cereal- (gets decapitacated)
Anderson: Now that that's over with, let's go to my place and eat my favorito cereal- (Sara's gone) AHH SON OF A PROSITION WHORE!
Anderson: Well. You know what time it is.. (Rape time)

Anderson: So what can I do for you, Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan... ah-who is also Italian?

Intergra: You do realise. This is a great violation of our agreement.
Anderson: Oh. And...

RED DEAD REDEMPTION: Is Archer Fordham as corrupt as Ross?

posted by Canada24

Archer

Fordham unwaveringly supports Ross in his dishonorable methods. However, unlike Ross, Fordham appears to develop a respect of sorts for Marston during the last few missions he is in.

And during the game's final mission, "The Last Enemy That Shall Be Destroyed". Archor did not take part in Marston's murder.. So it's possible Fordham might not of been comfortable with killing John Marston, considering John did what they needed him to do.

That's all I got to say. I thought I'd have more.. But no.

What are your thoughts?

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topo, início 20 REAL SMOSH frases :)

posted by Canada24

#1:
Steve Jobs (Ian): So buy the iPhone 5... OR I'LL #$%^ YOUR #$%@ AND @#$%$ YOUR @#$%!.. (smiles)

#2:
Ian: (evilly) Here you go Mom! (giggles evilly)
[Ian's Mom eats the donut and starts choking]
Ian: Die mom! (laughs)
Ian's Mom: (coughs) Just a sprinkle.
Ian: (visibly upset) But you're supposed to DIE!
[Ian starts crying]
Ian's Mom: Oh, honey, honey, you can try to kill me again later.

#3:
Anthony: So I woke up super-glued to the toilet seat. And the toilet was filled with poop. I mean FILLED, like 10 people just decided not to flush. I started gagging so I flushed the toilet... and then it started...

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topo, início five most disturbing spongebob villains

posted by Canada24

1: THE SEA BEAR:
A Sea urso is a large piranha-like peixe with claw-tipped fins and the head of a grizzly bear. Squidward did not believe in the sea bear's existence until he was attacked por one in The Camping Episode where it is featured as the main antagonist.
The sea urso is quite disturbing for a kids show.
It is an exceptionally violent animal, the sea urso took an immediate dislike to Squidward and attacked him repeteadly throughout the episode.
The sea urso then violently mauls him and repeats this five times after for differing reasons: running, limping, crawling, simple dislike for the...

What's your take - Garrett Mason, AKA, The Black Dahlia

posted by Canada24

La Noire is such a great game. And I am not usually a fã of murder mystery, unless it's the occasional Law and Order episode.
Anyway.
Am I the only one who found this one of the games greatest villains?

I mean, First off he is a villain from the past. Everyone presumed he was gone. But he secretly murders every single victim of the homicide cases, and, after researching who he killed, then frames people who have much motives for wanting the victim dead, and made it seem like it was THEM..

However, Cole is the only one seeing a pattern with the messages on the, most times, striped naked victim....

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topo, início Ten Grand Theft Auto characters:

posted by Canada24

I only played 4 and 5.. So please bare with that ....

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#1: PACKIE MCCREARY:

Here he is, the whole reason I started composição literária GTA stories in the first place. I just wanted to write something about Packie. But what I ended up creating instead is a still ongoing series with a huge cast of characters, and many different crossovers.. Packie almost always remains a important character. And his friendship with Dash Lucia, which also kick started the series, still remains as strong as ever.. Both of them still remain labeled...

My Little Pornstar Episode 13

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris, arco-íris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin at Applebloom's school. Cheerilee was about to teach everyone something that they probably already knew.

Cheerilee: Alright everypornstar. Today we're going to talk about the things on our legs that force us to have a talent. I'm talking about sexy marks.
Fillies: Oooh.
Diamond Tiara: *Bored* BORED, BORED, BORED,...

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Got bored so put BEST OF SERAS from my fã fiction series:

posted by Canada24

The series is set in GTA5, but Seras is a Hellsing crossover character who became my favorito because of it..

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#1:
"I have to ask… So do you vampiros really drink blood?" Carly asked, wearing a George Thorogood & The Destroyers T-Shirt. It gives Carly an idea on what to give Seras for her birthday seguinte month, it's obvious who Seras's favorito band is. And she saw plenty of V.H. T-Shirts when she went shopping last week.

"Twice a mês it's needed for us to keep full strength, personally, I steal from the blood bank. It feels...

Five amor TO HATE video game villains

posted by Canada24

#1: DIMITRI RASCALOV:
Sure one of the greatest feelings is finally putting a bullet in him.. But nobody can disagree he's not of the greatest GTA villains..

#2: BILLY GREY:
There's always been a certain entertainment about Billy. He's actually kinda funny, even at his most dispicable..

#3: EDGAR ROSS:
Least until the ending, where he kills you..

#4: ROY EARLE:
He is a sexist, racist Jerkass sleaze of a cop who would gladly sell his partner out and benefit from his misery. But like Billy, there's such a entertainment about him. Espically since he also the most sarcastic character in the game..

#5: BOWSER:
Who doesn't amor Bowser..

Sad Red Dead Redemption moments PART 2:

posted by Canada24

#1: RAYES:
The whole thing with Arabraham Rayes is sad when you think about it.. Mexico was overruled por the sadistic pedophile, Agustin Allente of the mexican army.. It's not hard to see why everyone wants him dead. And after killing De Santa, and that one eyed guy.. You finally put a bullet in him and Bill Williamson. And Mexico belongs to Abraham Rayes.. But Rayes quickly proves thoughout the events of the story not to be the heroic man that the rebels, and espically Luisa, believe him yo be. She thinks he loves her. But John awkwardly finds him having sex with some woman, not even any memory...

topo, início TEN MOST DISTURBING BREAKING BAD MOMENTS

posted by Canada24

Walking Dead is past it's prime por this point.. It started out good.. Than got "okay".. Than awesome.. Now "meh"

Breaking bad however.. Started out cool. Than Meh.. Than, azevinho, holly SHIT THIS INTENSE!!

Here are my favorito moments.. And the most disturbing, moments..

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#10: TUCO IN GENERAL:
When we first meet him, he's actually fairly quiet which makes him seem like a character who's all business. But when Jessie asks for his payment, Tuco at first calmly goes along with it, putting money in the bag, but when Jessie reaches for it. Tuco...

Canada24 reviews BEWARE THE SLENDERMAN:

posted by Canada24

Man.. This movie left me with very mixed feelings.

At first.. I thought this was stupid.. That people go so far that they murder real people to appease fictional characters..

This is why I hate CreepyPasta.com in most senses..

But than they say that something was mentally wrong with the girls.. Doesn't make it better.. But they really did believe Slenderman was real, and was gonna take their souls to hell, or somethin unless they kill that person.. Though all this does is make me sad and hope they go to a mental hospital, not a jail cell. It doesn't make me believe in Slenderman.. Nothing probably...

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10 really depressing things about RED DEAD REDEMPTION:

posted by Canada24

1:
Out of all of the Stranger missions, the happiest one has you reunite a zoophile with his favorito horse. Almost all of them are grim and depressing, and when you do the "right" thing, you often end up making people's lives worse. You give Jenny some medicine but she doesn't go with you to town, is left wondering around forever. The guy who you helped make his flying mechine only ends up dying. And Sam slowly loses his mind in his journey to California.

#2:
Birth of the Conservation Movement. You've just killed all but one of the peaceful Sasquatch, and the last one is distraught and begging...

Canada24 reviews BREAKING BAD: Season 3

posted by Canada24

Why on earth did I stop last time.. Season 3 is friggin awesome.. I clearly wasn't patient enough last time..

PLOT:
Walter wishes to reunite his family, but Skyler is still suspicious of Walter's segundo life. Walter believes he can mend the tension between them por confessing to her that he has been producing meth. Skyler is appalled por the confession and demands a formal divorce. Meanwhile, Gus offers to pay Walter US$3M for three months of his service. He even offers to provide Walter with a state-of-the-art production facility and a brilliant lab assistant, Gale (David Costabile). Jesse is...

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Hellsing is some crazy shit..

posted by Canada24

It's near October.. Decided to rewatch Hellsing Ultimate..
I am well aware there is another Hellsing, but this one is all I really need..

Too be honest, I never before realized actually how fucking SCARY this shit is..

Guess the Japanese know what horror REALLY is.

It's nor lazy jump scares every five minuetes, despite most modern horror filmes claiming it to be so..

No.
The truth of it is, all that scary imagery in Hellsing, is FAR mais effective.

Even Yan Valentine is friggin scary, I looked at him a different way this time.

Plus Hellsing has two of my favourite cliche's..
* All the shadowy figures with glowing eyes..
* The constant evil laughs..

I'm watched the first 4, have quite a ways to go..

Though it seems to drain a lot of my computer battery, so I should keep my charger close..

Anyway..
Till seguinte time.. I'll give another artigo after watching the rest of the show.. I guess..

topo, início 30 Nostalgia Critic frases

posted by Canada24

#1:
Elizabeth: I have absolutely no intention of marrying Everard. I'm sorry to upset your plans, but...
Elizabeth's Father: Plans did you say? My one and only plan, dear girl, is to see you as happy as possible, and I would never dream of forcing you to do something you don't want to.
Critic:(as Elizabeth's father) Unless it was the beginning of the movie in which case I said you had no choice.
Critic: (as a scene of Elizabeth and her father hugging plays) Seriously, what did she do different? She made the same argument she did before. In fact, it's actually less angry. Are you honestly telling...

topo, início ten action filmes where the 18+ rating actually MEANS something..

posted by Canada24

#1: JOHN WICK:
It's mais than just a few drops of blood.. It's people being tortured, body parts breaking, necks snapping. And even a cute cachorro, filhote de cachorro gets murdered, crawled over to it's owner to die seguinte to him.. it's a depressing scene. But John finds the guy who did it, and shoots him in GTA 4 style..

#2: THE EQUALIZER:
Denzel Washington protrays a retired black op. Who never actually uses guns. But instead uses drills, sledge hammers.. ANYTHING really.. Too bad there's no chainsaw around.
And the villain is actually scary in this movie. He violently beats a man to death. And it's easily one of the...