#1:
Billy: Then answer the God damn question. Why the fuck haven't you gotten it back for me, friend-brother?
Johnny: One word: business. Like I told you when you were in there, or were you so busy playing holier-than-thou you started believing your own bullshit?
Billy: GET! MY! BIKE!
Johnny: What am I!? YOUR FUCKIN DOG!?
#2:
Brian: Please Johnny, I'm bagging yo-
Johnny: (points a pistol at Brian's head) SHUT UP BRIAN! For once in your life do NOT be a pussy!... (ready to pull the trigger) YOU GOTTA TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!
#3:
Johnny: I like you, Ray. Still keep your humor in the midst of an almighty fuck-up. See you around.
#4:
Ray: Who do you think you're bullshitting?
Johnny: A touro shitter. [laughing with Jim]
#5:
Lawyer: You better have a good lawyer, pal.
Johnny: Yeah? Well, in my books, the only good lawyer is a dead one.
Lawyer: Uhh... okay?
Johnny: Put the brakes on your case against Dave Grossman or you'll be one good fucking lawyer, dude.
#6:
Johnny: (shooting) Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
#7:
Johnny: Good. Hey, let me ask you something... Do you really enjoy life?
Leavis: I don't really know what you mean, sir.
Johnny: I mean, does serving all these rich morons, you know... smell of money and all that stuff, you know, does that make you happy?
Leavis: Yes, sir, something like that. And tell me, sir, are you happy? I mean, has giving the man the, err, finger, really satisfied some inner urge within you, sir?
Johnny: Well, I think what I've learned is that there's always a man, dude. He just wears a different uniform.
#8:
Johnny: Nothing like selling some dope to let you know your alive!
#9:
Johnny: (yelling at Trevor) We all get high! WE ALL GET HIGH!.. But that don't make it right!
#10:
Johnny; (shooting) I DON'T CARE IF I DIE!!
Billy: Then answer the God damn question. Why the fuck haven't you gotten it back for me, friend-brother?
Johnny: One word: business. Like I told you when you were in there, or were you so busy playing holier-than-thou you started believing your own bullshit?
Billy: GET! MY! BIKE!
Johnny: What am I!? YOUR FUCKIN DOG!?
#2:
Brian: Please Johnny, I'm bagging yo-
Johnny: (points a pistol at Brian's head) SHUT UP BRIAN! For once in your life do NOT be a pussy!... (ready to pull the trigger) YOU GOTTA TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!
#3:
Johnny: I like you, Ray. Still keep your humor in the midst of an almighty fuck-up. See you around.
#4:
Ray: Who do you think you're bullshitting?
Johnny: A touro shitter. [laughing with Jim]
#5:
Lawyer: You better have a good lawyer, pal.
Johnny: Yeah? Well, in my books, the only good lawyer is a dead one.
Lawyer: Uhh... okay?
Johnny: Put the brakes on your case against Dave Grossman or you'll be one good fucking lawyer, dude.
#6:
Johnny: (shooting) Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
#7:
Johnny: Good. Hey, let me ask you something... Do you really enjoy life?
Leavis: I don't really know what you mean, sir.
Johnny: I mean, does serving all these rich morons, you know... smell of money and all that stuff, you know, does that make you happy?
Leavis: Yes, sir, something like that. And tell me, sir, are you happy? I mean, has giving the man the, err, finger, really satisfied some inner urge within you, sir?
Johnny: Well, I think what I've learned is that there's always a man, dude. He just wears a different uniform.
#8:
Johnny: Nothing like selling some dope to let you know your alive!
#9:
Johnny: (yelling at Trevor) We all get high! WE ALL GET HIGH!.. But that don't make it right!
#10:
Johnny; (shooting) I DON'T CARE IF I DIE!!
Mr Nightmare is my new favourite youtuber...
It's scary content.. But it's also true things (except the creepy massa, massas alimentícias readings)..
Most of these things are important to know in some way or another.. Know how to avoid such situations, and that you should NEVER take safety procautions as a joke.. Or even just, knowing how terrible the world is. And how lucky we are to have such good family's, who never sell us for drugs.. Or have friends that don't try to kill us (literary).
At least that's how I see it..
It's scary content.. But it's also true things (except the creepy massa, massas alimentícias readings)..
Most of these things are important to know in some way or another.. Know how to avoid such situations, and that you should NEVER take safety procautions as a joke.. Or even just, knowing how terrible the world is. And how lucky we are to have such good family's, who never sell us for drugs.. Or have friends that don't try to kill us (literary).
At least that's how I see it..