PILOT EPISODE, PART ONE

(theme song plays)
Me: Oh god!.. Why!?.. Why dose that song exist!? The show seemed kinda interesting.. But than I had to have that ear bleeding reminder that THIS is what I'm watching!.. Why are there so many fucking imagens and fã arts!?.. I mean, how can people say "I watch My Little Pony", I mean, even just the name "my little pony".. It just reminds us that it's THIS kind of show!?.. Why did I agree to this!?

(AJ is naming all the maçã, apple ponies)
Me: (annoyed) We get it! Their maçã, apple names!

Fluttershy: Oh! A baby dragon!
Me; IT'S A BABY!?... Well, there goes the only character...

#1:
Woods: (catch phrase) YOU CAN'T KILL ME!!


#2:
Mason: Woods, you look like hammered shit!
Woods: Looks don't count for shit in the jungle. This is 'Nam baby!


#3:
Woods: (when Mason "player" shoots him) You do that again! I'll kill you!


#4:
Woods: Back in '64, the CIA gave up control of covert operations in South-East Asia... handed it over to the US military. From that, MAC-V-SOG was born. Now aside from being a base for the Marine Corps, Khe Sanh is our launching point for all cross-border activities. Mostly Laos and Cambodia. Missions are S&D, sabotage, black propaganda, strategic reconnaissance,...

#1:
“(being attacked por Zombie, before knowing what zombies are) STOP! LEAVE ME ALONE! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?”


#2:
“(To Governor) YOU PEOPLE ARE ANIMALS!!"


#3:
“Thinking of the good times makes all this seem worse”


#4:
Lori: Rick, you shaking.
Rick: The past two days.. I been so focused on finding you and Carl.. I hadn’t had time… To be scared.


#5:
Carl (kills Shane): (in tears) It’s not the same as killing the dead ones Daddy.
Rick (hugs him): I never SHOULD be son.. It never should be.


#6:
“I understand what your saying Tyreese. I just watched my best friend flip out...

I know I did this kinda list before.. But it's mostly a new take.. Orginally this featured Windwaker, but he had no ideas.. So I had my friend Sarah.. AKA.. xXBalorBabeXx, from my Fanfiction.net account..

Mine has imagens so your know the difference..




#10: LORD FRIEZA

I never watched Dragon Ball Z. But I find it interesting. Though I could only get though first season, and stick to youtube videos.. But anyway, Frieza is always amongst the highest of DBZ villain lists. For one thing, the reason Cell is so evil, is because Frieza is a part of him. Unlike most DBZ villains, Frieza was not created...

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: You see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let you know who Brony Of The mês is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, or laughing....

#1: OGDAN:

The dragon from Demons, who forced Verona to have Liz. Ogdan is generally shown as manipulative, intelligent, arrogant, and possibly sexually attracted to Liz.. Basically, he told Verona to bang him por telling her that his species are dying. But she has segundo thoughts and runs off with Liz.. Ogdan respondes por killing an entire village of sick dragon family's including the childrun. And telling everyone it was Verona, which assumably worked.. Sense than he's been trying get Liz for himself. Even kidnaps and brainwashes Seras into trying to kill Verona.. And he generally quite feared.....

#1:
"Let's read frases during the stupid theme song.. Here's one from APPLEJACKPONY saying "you need to stop swearing so much". Well AppleJack, you can go fuckin fuck yourself! Don't like, don't watch!"


#2:
Spike: The spell took over you, and you wanted to change everything in Equestria. I was afraid to tell you how I really felt about it, but then I... I told you the truth.
Mrawkwardreviewer: My pergunta is.. What kind of evil spellbook is that!?.. Did people say "thousand years from now I want people learning lessons about friendship!?", yeah. Some evil...


#3:
"Ahh, here comes princess Twilight...

My main reason for making this, is the excuse of using pónei, pônei Mov Spike (or as I call him "Dragonowitiz") as the main person. I just amor everything about him, and he's my main reason for watching pónei, pônei Mov.

I'm also excited about using the version of Fluttershy (or "SHYDALE" as I call her in the pónei, pônei mov version). Even though her role is a lot smaller.

Pony mov arco iris, arco-íris ("SWAGDASH" as I call her) will also have an enjoyable prefermance.. A bit of a breakout character towards this story..

Mov Twilight and Mov Pinkie also ended up becoming breakout characters.

Anyway. Here we go..

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Our story began in the springwood diner.

Dean, a seemingly normal guy, was ignored por a waitress when he innocently asked for anouther coffee.

Annoyed, he followed her in order to get her attention, and ended up in the kitchen.

But that's when things started getting weird, it wasn't no ordinary kitchen, it almost seemed, cannibalistic.

Suddenly, Freddy Kruger popped out of nowhere, who tired stabbing Dean with a costomized luva weapon.

This event frightenly woke him into to reality, as it was revealed he was alseep.

"Dean.. I told you if you keep falling asleep, their gonna kick you outta here"...

This one is all me.. I thought of more.. Could only think of 4.. But there good ones..


#1: ZORIN BLITZ - HELLSING:

So Zorin is the first villlain I personally HATE.. That's right, even mais than Major.. It's hard for me to deeply hate villains. But there's something about this cadela, puta that rubs me the wrong way. I was so excited to see her in action, and she's basically cheating. Fucking with your mind.. So yeah. She's number one for mais "personal" reasons.. But even than, someone who makes Seras revist a memory like THAT, clearly dserved that fucked up death she got.. Honestly, even I...

#1: SHARKS:
It's no secret that Sharks are dangerous.
But they aren't the bloodthirsty monsters that the media protrays them as.

The rare times that sharks ever killed a human isn't done purposely. They don't like the taste of man flesh, and they attacked cause they were curious, or mistook us for a seal.
There is no proof that sharks have actually EATEN their victims, and the cause of death is actually from blood loss.

Sharks are quite a bit mais intelligent than most people give them credit for, and often avoid prey as unfamiliar as humans. Predation por sharks is of great importance to the...