Light: (Watching Attack on Titan) What the hell can that guy do that I can’t
Eren: (Kills a Titan)
Light: ………… (Writes Eren’s name in the Death Note)
Eren: (Gets eaten por a Titan)
Light: HA HA!
Eren: (Transforms into a Titan)
Light: OH, FUCK YOU
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L: (In laptop) Okay, hello everyone. I’m L, the world’s greatest detective. Who are you all
Soichiro: I am Soichiro, but you will all call me Chief, no matter what. I am the chief-
L: Of course
Soichiro: And… actually, that’s about it
Aizawa: I’m Aizawa, and I am rarely taken seriously because of my suit
L: Yeah…….. Your suit
Matsuda: I’m Matsuda, and-
L: Yeah, I don’t care. Anyway, I have gotten information that criminals have died from morning to evening on weekdays. This could mean Kira is actually a student. Possibly a student who is popular, has brown hair, and could quite possibly eat chips in the most epic way possible.
Soichiro: But there are millions of people like that
L: Yes, but we can’t rule out the fact that Kira is a student. I will keep that in mind for later. Anything else
Matsuda: Well, crimes have been decreasing since criminals have been dying
(Everyone goes quiet)
L: … Oh, well no shit, Matsuda. I mean, if you were to commit a crime, do you actually think you’d survive at all once your face is plastered on the news
Matsuda: Well, no, but-
L: Exactly. This is why you shouldn’t talk at meetings
Matsuda: But this is our first meeting
L: Scratch that, this is why you shouldn’t talk period.
Matsuda: Ooooh
L: Okay. Everyone, I want you to investigate the victims. And be thero on the faces. Especially the faces. That is all. Bye-bye………
Soichiro: Uhh
L: Oh, shit. Uh, Watari. Could you carry the laptop out of here (Watari does so)
(Later)
Matsuda: Hey, Chief, sorry about mentioning the decline in crimes. I just thought it was important
Soichiro: (Places his hand on Matsuda’s shoulder) ….. SHUT THE FUCK UP, MATSUDA!
(Meanwhile)
Light: You just gotta carry the two
Sayu: But this is science homework
Light: CARRY THE GODDAMN TWO!
(Door rings)
Sayu: (Opens the door) Hi, dad
Soichiro: (Rings the doorbell)
Sayu: Uh, dad
Soichiro: I CAN’T STOP!
(Meanwhile)
Ryuk: So, your old mans the chief of police
Light: That’s right. And thanks to that, I can just use his computer to find out what the police have learned about Kira. Of course, I doubt they’ll find out anything about Ki- (See’s that they found out Kira is a student) ……….. (Clicks out of it and watches a video)
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Light: (Starts grinning)
(Meanwhile)
L: Okay, so, as it turns out, there were mais murders. This time, they were a bit… different from the last murders
(Yesterday)
Light: (Writing in the Death Note) Marcus Jones, but before he does, writes on a piece of paper “White Chicks did this to me”
(Meanwhile)
Soichiro: Oh my god, White Chicks is the worst kind of person
L: But, I know that with all of you here, we will be able to achieve this and stop Kira. Who’s with me
Police: Actually, we have our resignation letters
L: FUCK!
(Meanwhile)
Teacher: Light, would you please read for the class the seguinte paragraph
Light: (Reads) Hey, man. Did you see the last TWD last night- Whoops, sorry. That’s my text message
Ryuk: (Looks out the window, and see’s a man standing outside) What the-
(Meanwhile)
Watari: L?
L: Yes?
Watari: The FBI agent from America has been made it and is spying on a group of underaged children right now
L: Well, when you put it that way, he sounds like a real hero
(Meanwhile)
Ryuk: Light, there’s some guy following us)
Light: Why are you telling me this
Ryuk: Isn’t it obvious. He’s creeping me the fuck out.
Light: Well, that man has no idea who he’s dealing with
FBI Agent: *Who the fuck is he talking to*
(Later)
Light: (Walks into his room) How am I going to get rid of that Neighborhood Watch Guy
Ryuk: Perhaps I can help
Light: How?
Ryuk: Us Shinigami have something called the Shinigami Eye
Light: Oh really
Ryuk: Yep. With it, we can see a humans name and lifespan. Of course, I won’t tell you what your lifespan is.
Light: Why not
Ryuk: Because reasons. Of course, I could give you the Shinigami Eyes
Light: Really?
Ryuk: Yes, but, you have to give me something in return
Light: Like what. Another apple
Ryuk: As great as that would be, no. I want half of your lifespan
Light: ….
Ryuk: So, do we have a deal
Light: Well-
To Be Continued
Eren: (Kills a Titan)
Light: ………… (Writes Eren’s name in the Death Note)
Eren: (Gets eaten por a Titan)
Light: HA HA!
Eren: (Transforms into a Titan)
Light: OH, FUCK YOU
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L: (In laptop) Okay, hello everyone. I’m L, the world’s greatest detective. Who are you all
Soichiro: I am Soichiro, but you will all call me Chief, no matter what. I am the chief-
L: Of course
Soichiro: And… actually, that’s about it
Aizawa: I’m Aizawa, and I am rarely taken seriously because of my suit
L: Yeah…….. Your suit
Matsuda: I’m Matsuda, and-
L: Yeah, I don’t care. Anyway, I have gotten information that criminals have died from morning to evening on weekdays. This could mean Kira is actually a student. Possibly a student who is popular, has brown hair, and could quite possibly eat chips in the most epic way possible.
Soichiro: But there are millions of people like that
L: Yes, but we can’t rule out the fact that Kira is a student. I will keep that in mind for later. Anything else
Matsuda: Well, crimes have been decreasing since criminals have been dying
(Everyone goes quiet)
L: … Oh, well no shit, Matsuda. I mean, if you were to commit a crime, do you actually think you’d survive at all once your face is plastered on the news
Matsuda: Well, no, but-
L: Exactly. This is why you shouldn’t talk at meetings
Matsuda: But this is our first meeting
L: Scratch that, this is why you shouldn’t talk period.
Matsuda: Ooooh
L: Okay. Everyone, I want you to investigate the victims. And be thero on the faces. Especially the faces. That is all. Bye-bye………
Soichiro: Uhh
L: Oh, shit. Uh, Watari. Could you carry the laptop out of here (Watari does so)
(Later)
Matsuda: Hey, Chief, sorry about mentioning the decline in crimes. I just thought it was important
Soichiro: (Places his hand on Matsuda’s shoulder) ….. SHUT THE FUCK UP, MATSUDA!
(Meanwhile)
Light: You just gotta carry the two
Sayu: But this is science homework
Light: CARRY THE GODDAMN TWO!
(Door rings)
Sayu: (Opens the door) Hi, dad
Soichiro: (Rings the doorbell)
Sayu: Uh, dad
Soichiro: I CAN’T STOP!
(Meanwhile)
Ryuk: So, your old mans the chief of police
Light: That’s right. And thanks to that, I can just use his computer to find out what the police have learned about Kira. Of course, I doubt they’ll find out anything about Ki- (See’s that they found out Kira is a student) ……….. (Clicks out of it and watches a video)
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Light: (Starts grinning)
(Meanwhile)
L: Okay, so, as it turns out, there were mais murders. This time, they were a bit… different from the last murders
(Yesterday)
Light: (Writing in the Death Note) Marcus Jones, but before he does, writes on a piece of paper “White Chicks did this to me”
(Meanwhile)
Soichiro: Oh my god, White Chicks is the worst kind of person
L: But, I know that with all of you here, we will be able to achieve this and stop Kira. Who’s with me
Police: Actually, we have our resignation letters
L: FUCK!
(Meanwhile)
Teacher: Light, would you please read for the class the seguinte paragraph
Light: (Reads) Hey, man. Did you see the last TWD last night- Whoops, sorry. That’s my text message
Ryuk: (Looks out the window, and see’s a man standing outside) What the-
(Meanwhile)
Watari: L?
L: Yes?
Watari: The FBI agent from America has been made it and is spying on a group of underaged children right now
L: Well, when you put it that way, he sounds like a real hero
(Meanwhile)
Ryuk: Light, there’s some guy following us)
Light: Why are you telling me this
Ryuk: Isn’t it obvious. He’s creeping me the fuck out.
Light: Well, that man has no idea who he’s dealing with
FBI Agent: *Who the fuck is he talking to*
(Later)
Light: (Walks into his room) How am I going to get rid of that Neighborhood Watch Guy
Ryuk: Perhaps I can help
Light: How?
Ryuk: Us Shinigami have something called the Shinigami Eye
Light: Oh really
Ryuk: Yep. With it, we can see a humans name and lifespan. Of course, I won’t tell you what your lifespan is.
Light: Why not
Ryuk: Because reasons. Of course, I could give you the Shinigami Eyes
Light: Really?
Ryuk: Yes, but, you have to give me something in return
Light: Like what. Another apple
Ryuk: As great as that would be, no. I want half of your lifespan
Light: ….
Ryuk: So, do we have a deal
Light: Well-
To Be Continued
Ok, I usually don't post anti things on here. But my friends on DA said this was really good, so they talked me into posting it on here. Also three of these pairings aren't from an anime, but I thought it would be fine. This is my first time composição literária something like this, so I hope you like it and tell me what you think
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10. Ichigo/Rukia: Ok, I don't really hate it. I just can't see them like that. They only have like a best friends relationship going on and just don't really mix together. If they did end up together I wouldn't be mad though. Again I don't hate the pairing,...
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Just can't see it
Son Goku
Since I am feeling very lazy at this point I will write one long artigo instead of composição literária two shorter ones so I hope that someone has the energy to actually read the whole thing.
To clearify I am not simply going to use "The" main character I will use anyone that can be concidered a Protaganist so if I use a character from "Dragonball" that doesn't mean I have to use Goku, in other words I will use my favorito out of the main cast of each series.
BE WARNED AS THIS MAY CONTAIN MINOR SPOILERS!!
I think I will start with the heroes so here is my topo, início 10 favorito Male protaganists in animé.
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To clearify I am not simply going to use "The" main character I will use anyone that can be concidered a Protaganist so if I use a character from "Dragonball" that doesn't mean I have to use Goku, in other words I will use my favorito out of the main cast of each series.
BE WARNED AS THIS MAY CONTAIN MINOR SPOILERS!!
I think I will start with the heroes so here is my topo, início 10 favorito Male protaganists in animé.
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In the world of Shounen, who do you think of?
When you think about heroes in the world of Shounen, you probably think of these guys: naruto Uzumaki, Son Goku, Monkey D. Luffy, and Ichigo Kurosaki. They’re significant members of the "over-powered hero" club and are a few of the many characters who may have inspired the creation of your hero. Perhaps you’re an aspiring writer like me who wants to create a hero similar to these characters, but stands out as an original. Before we dig into what kind of unique qualities we can give our characters, let’s start with the foundational elements...
