Humphrey was working on the boat, when Lilly came by. She snuck up on him as he was putting on the cover. She startled him once she got to him.
“Ahh!” He saw it was Lilly, “Don’t do that!”
“Sorry! What’s Humphrey doin?”
“Not really much, just putting on the barco cover.”
Humphrey started the barco cover from the front so he had to go in the water to put it on in the back. When he got about two to five feet in the water, he cut his foot on the anchor.
“Ahh! Ahh! Cut! Cut!”
“Humphrey, what’s wrong?”
Humphrey came out of the water bleeding, “Oh Humphrey!”
He laid on the ground. Lilly tried to clean the wound, but he was moving around, “Woah, hold still!”
She licked the wound and cleaned it, “Thanks, Lilly!” She undid the cover, “Hey, I did that for a reason!”
“Get in here!”
“Ok.”
Lilly undid the rest of the cover, “It’s best to start the from the back of the boat, then go progressivo, para a frente so you don’t have to go in the water.”
“You got a point! I can’t believe I didn’t think of that!”
Lilly completely laid down the cover, “You know you just closed us off, right?”
She approached Humphrey, “That’s exactly what I meant to do!”
“Lilly, what are you doing?”
She laid him down onto the floor, “Oh yes, do you feel this way about me? I do about you!”
Humphrey thought for a few seconds, “Now that I think about it, I want this bad!”
“Ooh, then we’re going to have a lot of fun!”
Humphrey and Lilly started making out vigorously, then Lilly and Humphrey bonded and she mounted him. Humphrey got deeper than Garth ever has with Lilly.
“Oh Humphrey, we fit perfectly! You go deep deep! Oh Garth’s is too big! Yours is perfect!”
Humphrey put Lilly on the bottom, “You haven’t had half of it yet!”
“Oh, I don’t think I can handle anything better than this!”
Kate was passing por and heard Lilly’s ranting. It was coming from the barco so Kate was confused. But then, Lilly said Humphrey’s name, “Humphrey! You get that organ of yours out of my sister’s filthy, disgusting, loathsome vagina!”
Lilly was so loud that Humphrey couldn’t hear Kate. Lilly was getting so much pleaser that she was paralyzed. Literally, she couldn’t do anything but speak. Kate was in a rage and came up to the boat, and as much as she wanted to tear that barco cover off, and murder her little sister, she was able to control her temper and waited outside.
“Oh! I can’t mover a muscle in… oh! One mais centimeter!”
Humphrey tried as hard as he could to get one mais centimeter in. After that, the orgasm came. During that, it was so great and intense, that, along with being paralyzed from the feeling, couldn’t talk. She couldn’t even breathe it was so great. She has hardly gotten crap from Garth but this was probably mais than he had ever given Kate, and what he gave Kate was so many times better than every dia fun, that Kate herself nearly passed out. That’s how great Humphrey is!
It soon ended, and Lilly could talk, breathe, and mover her body again. She could still hardly walk though.
“Oh, Humphrey, could we do that every night? I still feel it! Oh the greatness!”
“Any time you want! I got plenty more.”
Humphrey got off the barco and saw Kate standing right there, “Ahh!” Kate had a very angry face, “You heard us, and you knew what we were doing didn’t you?”
“YES! HUMPHREY YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THE RAGE I’M IN RIGHT NOW! I COULD KILL BOTH OF YOU!”
“Chill, Kate, it was just one time,” Lilly said.
“YOU ARE AT THE END! DIE!”
Kate jumped onto Lilly and started tearing her apart, “YOU WILL PAY!”
Humphrey saw this madness and pulled Kate off of Lilly and restrained her, “You can go start doing Faolan again! Don’t kill Lilly! I have the rank to be able to kill you!”
Kate kicked Humphrey in the balls and walked about 100 feet, “Humphrey, we’re done! Lilly, I’m telling Garth! We’re going to court!”
“Lilly, I know what your thinking, just get it over with, hit me soco me stab me, give me a tongue-lashing! What ever you’re about to do, just get it over with!”
Lilly started crying into Humphrey’s chest, “Humphrey, I’m so sorry!”
“Sorry for what? I should be the one to apologize.”
“I made Kate hate you, and know you’re going to hate me!”
“Lilly, I don’t hate you!”
“Kate’s going to tell Garth, and the two of us will get a divorce! And Kate’s going to divorce you, and you’re going to hate me, and you’re not going to want to consider me your mate!”
Lilly was crying so intensely that it broke Humphrey’s heart, “Lilly, I don’t hate you! Please, don’t cry like this!”
“Please hate me!”
“I’m not going hate you!”
“Is there anything that will make you happy right now?”
“For you to stop crying. Please, I’m almost about to cry myself!”
Humphrey wiped her tears and she eventually stopped, “By the way, I don’t think Kate will let me in the house, so do you think I can stay with you?”
“Does this mean you don’t hate me?”
“Yes, I don’t hate anyone. In fact, I’d rather have you as a mate than Kate, you’re better.”
They put the cover back on the boat, and went back home. Kate came to Faolan, “Faolan, I need you! This time, Humphrey started it!”
“What did he do?”
“He did my little sister!”
“He what!?”
“He’s cheating on me with my sister!”
“Why is he doing this!?”
“I don’t know! Can we be mates again?”
“I still have Cathy!”
“Who cares?”
“I do, she does.”
“Agh!” Kate left, “What would really piss his off?”
She tried to think of someone that was close to Humphrey and thought of the one, “Mooch! Mooch has always been Humphrey friend, and to mate with me, he would betray him!”
She drove to Mooch’s den, “Hey, Mooch, I need you to do something for me!”
“Anything!”
“I need you to mate with me.”
Mooch smiled, “Humphrey would let me do that?”
“Actually, it’s to piss him off.”
Mooch’s smile dropped, “Never mind, if he doesn’t want me to, I won’t do it!”
Kate started flirting wit Mooch, “Come on, sexy, It’s not like he’ll hate you the rest of your life! Besides, aren’t you still a virgin?”
“No! No for both a virgin, and I won’t mate with you!”
“Wait, you’re not a virgin?”
“No! I mated with Reba and Janice!”
“I’m telling Shakey!”
“He knows that! Look, Humphrey is my best friend, and I wouldn’t mate with you if it would piss him off! So I suggest you leave!”
Mooch opened the door.
“And if I don’t?”
“It’s my house, I can call the cops!”
“Agh!”
Kate Punched Mooch on the way out. Mooch shoved her right into the door frame, “Do you wanna go!?” She yelled.
“I’ll call up Humphrey if you try to attack me!”
“That’s not fair!”
“It’s plenty fair!”
Kate left and went back to her and Humphrey’s or just her den. She would attract a mate tomorrow.
“Ahh!” He saw it was Lilly, “Don’t do that!”
“Sorry! What’s Humphrey doin?”
“Not really much, just putting on the barco cover.”
Humphrey started the barco cover from the front so he had to go in the water to put it on in the back. When he got about two to five feet in the water, he cut his foot on the anchor.
“Ahh! Ahh! Cut! Cut!”
“Humphrey, what’s wrong?”
Humphrey came out of the water bleeding, “Oh Humphrey!”
He laid on the ground. Lilly tried to clean the wound, but he was moving around, “Woah, hold still!”
She licked the wound and cleaned it, “Thanks, Lilly!” She undid the cover, “Hey, I did that for a reason!”
“Get in here!”
“Ok.”
Lilly undid the rest of the cover, “It’s best to start the from the back of the boat, then go progressivo, para a frente so you don’t have to go in the water.”
“You got a point! I can’t believe I didn’t think of that!”
Lilly completely laid down the cover, “You know you just closed us off, right?”
She approached Humphrey, “That’s exactly what I meant to do!”
“Lilly, what are you doing?”
She laid him down onto the floor, “Oh yes, do you feel this way about me? I do about you!”
Humphrey thought for a few seconds, “Now that I think about it, I want this bad!”
“Ooh, then we’re going to have a lot of fun!”
Humphrey and Lilly started making out vigorously, then Lilly and Humphrey bonded and she mounted him. Humphrey got deeper than Garth ever has with Lilly.
“Oh Humphrey, we fit perfectly! You go deep deep! Oh Garth’s is too big! Yours is perfect!”
Humphrey put Lilly on the bottom, “You haven’t had half of it yet!”
“Oh, I don’t think I can handle anything better than this!”
Kate was passing por and heard Lilly’s ranting. It was coming from the barco so Kate was confused. But then, Lilly said Humphrey’s name, “Humphrey! You get that organ of yours out of my sister’s filthy, disgusting, loathsome vagina!”
Lilly was so loud that Humphrey couldn’t hear Kate. Lilly was getting so much pleaser that she was paralyzed. Literally, she couldn’t do anything but speak. Kate was in a rage and came up to the boat, and as much as she wanted to tear that barco cover off, and murder her little sister, she was able to control her temper and waited outside.
“Oh! I can’t mover a muscle in… oh! One mais centimeter!”
Humphrey tried as hard as he could to get one mais centimeter in. After that, the orgasm came. During that, it was so great and intense, that, along with being paralyzed from the feeling, couldn’t talk. She couldn’t even breathe it was so great. She has hardly gotten crap from Garth but this was probably mais than he had ever given Kate, and what he gave Kate was so many times better than every dia fun, that Kate herself nearly passed out. That’s how great Humphrey is!
It soon ended, and Lilly could talk, breathe, and mover her body again. She could still hardly walk though.
“Oh, Humphrey, could we do that every night? I still feel it! Oh the greatness!”
“Any time you want! I got plenty more.”
Humphrey got off the barco and saw Kate standing right there, “Ahh!” Kate had a very angry face, “You heard us, and you knew what we were doing didn’t you?”
“YES! HUMPHREY YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THE RAGE I’M IN RIGHT NOW! I COULD KILL BOTH OF YOU!”
“Chill, Kate, it was just one time,” Lilly said.
“YOU ARE AT THE END! DIE!”
Kate jumped onto Lilly and started tearing her apart, “YOU WILL PAY!”
Humphrey saw this madness and pulled Kate off of Lilly and restrained her, “You can go start doing Faolan again! Don’t kill Lilly! I have the rank to be able to kill you!”
Kate kicked Humphrey in the balls and walked about 100 feet, “Humphrey, we’re done! Lilly, I’m telling Garth! We’re going to court!”
“Lilly, I know what your thinking, just get it over with, hit me soco me stab me, give me a tongue-lashing! What ever you’re about to do, just get it over with!”
Lilly started crying into Humphrey’s chest, “Humphrey, I’m so sorry!”
“Sorry for what? I should be the one to apologize.”
“I made Kate hate you, and know you’re going to hate me!”
“Lilly, I don’t hate you!”
“Kate’s going to tell Garth, and the two of us will get a divorce! And Kate’s going to divorce you, and you’re going to hate me, and you’re not going to want to consider me your mate!”
Lilly was crying so intensely that it broke Humphrey’s heart, “Lilly, I don’t hate you! Please, don’t cry like this!”
“Please hate me!”
“I’m not going hate you!”
“Is there anything that will make you happy right now?”
“For you to stop crying. Please, I’m almost about to cry myself!”
Humphrey wiped her tears and she eventually stopped, “By the way, I don’t think Kate will let me in the house, so do you think I can stay with you?”
“Does this mean you don’t hate me?”
“Yes, I don’t hate anyone. In fact, I’d rather have you as a mate than Kate, you’re better.”
They put the cover back on the boat, and went back home. Kate came to Faolan, “Faolan, I need you! This time, Humphrey started it!”
“What did he do?”
“He did my little sister!”
“He what!?”
“He’s cheating on me with my sister!”
“Why is he doing this!?”
“I don’t know! Can we be mates again?”
“I still have Cathy!”
“Who cares?”
“I do, she does.”
“Agh!” Kate left, “What would really piss his off?”
She tried to think of someone that was close to Humphrey and thought of the one, “Mooch! Mooch has always been Humphrey friend, and to mate with me, he would betray him!”
She drove to Mooch’s den, “Hey, Mooch, I need you to do something for me!”
“Anything!”
“I need you to mate with me.”
Mooch smiled, “Humphrey would let me do that?”
“Actually, it’s to piss him off.”
Mooch’s smile dropped, “Never mind, if he doesn’t want me to, I won’t do it!”
Kate started flirting wit Mooch, “Come on, sexy, It’s not like he’ll hate you the rest of your life! Besides, aren’t you still a virgin?”
“No! No for both a virgin, and I won’t mate with you!”
“Wait, you’re not a virgin?”
“No! I mated with Reba and Janice!”
“I’m telling Shakey!”
“He knows that! Look, Humphrey is my best friend, and I wouldn’t mate with you if it would piss him off! So I suggest you leave!”
Mooch opened the door.
“And if I don’t?”
“It’s my house, I can call the cops!”
“Agh!”
Kate Punched Mooch on the way out. Mooch shoved her right into the door frame, “Do you wanna go!?” She yelled.
“I’ll call up Humphrey if you try to attack me!”
“That’s not fair!”
“It’s plenty fair!”
Kate left and went back to her and Humphrey’s or just her den. She would attract a mate tomorrow.
oi this is the first of i hope to be many chapters which i would like to post 1 a dia and maybe 2 on weekends
one dia on thursday in the middle of april i was walking along minding my own stuff when suddenly a car came flying out of no were and nearly hit me but bearly missing me i stood there speechless and then about 3 cop cars came out of the same spot the other car did and trampled me crushing every bone in my body blacking out i had died
unknown time later
i woke up feeling like 3 cars trampled me (which they did)bearly able to mover i just lay there till i felt something lift me up onto its back and carry me off somewhere to weak to fight back i just stayed still and let what ever it was carry me to where ever it was going
one dia on thursday in the middle of april i was walking along minding my own stuff when suddenly a car came flying out of no were and nearly hit me but bearly missing me i stood there speechless and then about 3 cop cars came out of the same spot the other car did and trampled me crushing every bone in my body blacking out i had died
unknown time later
i woke up feeling like 3 cars trampled me (which they did)bearly able to mover i just lay there till i felt something lift me up onto its back and carry me off somewhere to weak to fight back i just stayed still and let what ever it was carry me to where ever it was going
verse 1:
i realised
i missed a day
electirc shock turned my head away
i then thought "is there something wrong"
with my burnin face
why the heck cant i feel the pace
bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
verse 2:
the lightning bolt
the shocked my mind
so sad i was to leave it behind
but my eyes had turned black as coal
im now lost in a deep shock hole
bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
bridge 2:
circuitry
along configuration
shocking this
territory
knocks everybody out
tesla shock
the power is what its all about!
Solo
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
i realised
i missed a day
electirc shock turned my head away
i then thought "is there something wrong"
with my burnin face
why the heck cant i feel the pace
bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
verse 2:
the lightning bolt
the shocked my mind
so sad i was to leave it behind
but my eyes had turned black as coal
im now lost in a deep shock hole
bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
bridge 2:
circuitry
along configuration
shocking this
territory
knocks everybody out
tesla shock
the power is what its all about!
Solo
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
The third howl. Humphrey got up and ran faster than he ever had before to the alpha station.
"Whats the matter is someone hurt?!" Humphrey said painting.
He looked at the other alphas but did not see Kate. The others looked in shock.
"Where's Kate?!"
"Humphrey, Kate didn't make it, a hunter snuck up on them and killed her." Winston said.
Humphrey froze, he felt like a statue of glass that had been broken into a million pieces.
"No." Was all Humphrey could say.
Winston nodded.
Humphrey looked at thw only alpha that looked like it could speak.
"What happened?" Humphrey said with his eyes still huge from the suprise.
"Kate was shot por a hunter in grama behind her, we chased the hunter off but it was too late. She told me to tell you to give all of your amor that you gave to her to someone else. AKA, find someone else."
"Whats the matter is someone hurt?!" Humphrey said painting.
He looked at the other alphas but did not see Kate. The others looked in shock.
"Where's Kate?!"
"Humphrey, Kate didn't make it, a hunter snuck up on them and killed her." Winston said.
Humphrey froze, he felt like a statue of glass that had been broken into a million pieces.
"No." Was all Humphrey could say.
Winston nodded.
Humphrey looked at thw only alpha that looked like it could speak.
"What happened?" Humphrey said with his eyes still huge from the suprise.
"Kate was shot por a hunter in grama behind her, we chased the hunter off but it was too late. She told me to tell you to give all of your amor that you gave to her to someone else. AKA, find someone else."
To help get into the natal spirit. There will be mais after this.
Kate: Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Troll the ancient Yule tide carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: See the blazing Yule before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike the harp and cadastrar-se the chorus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Follow me in merry measure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While I tell of Yule tide treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Fast away the old ano passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Sing we joyous, all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the wind and weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
What'd you lobos think?
Kate: Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Troll the ancient Yule tide carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: See the blazing Yule before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike the harp and cadastrar-se the chorus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Follow me in merry measure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While I tell of Yule tide treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Fast away the old ano passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Sing we joyous, all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the wind and weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
What'd you lobos think?
Note: This is not made up, and I Am NOT FUCKING with you people!
Lilly: located In Boston Massachusetts on 12/4/11
How she was located:
Yesterday when I was in Boston, Massachussetts I was in a huge building with like a hundred different resterants all smushed togeather. It was soo crowded... then I saw a dog. IT was... it looked to be... Lilly in real life! I was about to pet her but a sample man hollered to me to try a sample so i glanced at him, then back at Lilly and she was faaarrrr away! Damm I should have taken a pic of her.
She was found only on that encontro, data por my knowledge
Lilly: located In Boston Massachusetts on 12/4/11
How she was located:
Yesterday when I was in Boston, Massachussetts I was in a huge building with like a hundred different resterants all smushed togeather. It was soo crowded... then I saw a dog. IT was... it looked to be... Lilly in real life! I was about to pet her but a sample man hollered to me to try a sample so i glanced at him, then back at Lilly and she was faaarrrr away! Damm I should have taken a pic of her.
She was found only on that encontro, data por my knowledge
Author note: this is how Jakob gets in the story. Its written from his point of veiw. Zmanz is jakob in the story. thats not his name and he isn't gay, just so you know. This will be a very short chapter.
I was still on the stupid bus. Now that Dillon got off the asshole (Tony) was bugging the shit out of me! Finally after the one millionth mom, joke, and calling me gay, i got off the buss, and he chased after me! Shitt, Tony is too fast! I doged trees and ran into the forest, and he trapped me in a cave! He was about to tackle me and kill me when i fell in a tiny ditch, and it was bottomless! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Thud! he hit ground and passed out.
I was still on the stupid bus. Now that Dillon got off the asshole (Tony) was bugging the shit out of me! Finally after the one millionth mom, joke, and calling me gay, i got off the buss, and he chased after me! Shitt, Tony is too fast! I doged trees and ran into the forest, and he trapped me in a cave! He was about to tackle me and kill me when i fell in a tiny ditch, and it was bottomless! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Thud! he hit ground and passed out.